Pirates VS Ninjas

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Uh, so pirates or ninjas?

Pirates!
95
32%
Ninjas!
134
46%
Pirate-ninjas! (WTF?!?!?!)
46
16%
Neither.
19
6%
 
Total votes: 294

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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby Esc » Thu May 28, 2009 10:22 pm UTC

How on earth do zombies defeat pirates and robots? Just what sort of zombies are they? Can they actually move at a pace faster than a crawl?

As pirates and ninjas combined, pirate-ninjas are probably equipped with stealthy boats that might as well be invisible, cannons (which they can aim very, very well), black markets and the inclination to steal (meaning they are never short on cannonballs, shuriken, swords, parrots, rum, ships, food, prisoners, or anything else they might need), and unsurpassed martial arts which are somehow not at all hampered by the peg legs and eye patches because that's just how awesome they are. Plus, they can save the planet from global warming, and thus might end up being heroes as well as villains, assassins, and thieves. I fail to see how they could possibly lose. Especially if they also happen to be raptors.

But then, maybe they don't see how they could lose either, that being their one weakness.
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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby GhostWolfe » Fri May 29, 2009 4:09 am UTC

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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby thicknavyrain » Sat May 30, 2009 5:04 pm UTC

GhostWolfe wrote:Image

/angell


You sir may have just made the most profound discovery of this century. Although, aren't the Zeldas all in different timelines? What kind of cross universe craziness would this involve? Is this why Pirates and Ninjas are at war, the cross universal fluxtuations? I won't be able to sleep tonight...
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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby HiddenCounter » Thu May 06, 2010 5:23 pm UTC

Ninjas are just not people who sneak in black hoodies. Ninjas live on a tenet that anything goes and everything is permitted. They are not bound by morality and honor. They fight in secrecy and can still handle open combat. They pull off assassinations and burn down ships without leaving a single print or trace. Ninjas are a combination of spies and mercenaries; ninjas are the law. They see something unfit or an unjust leader they take care of it without causing a mess.

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/angell


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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby You, sir, name? » Thu May 06, 2010 7:44 pm UTC

GhostWolfe wrote:Image

/angell


You can not stack similarity like that.

While all of these are true:
0 ≈ 0.1
0.1 ≈ 0.2
0.2 ≈ 0.3
...
9.9 ≈ 10


This is not true:
0 ≈ 10
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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby Ixtellor » Fri May 07, 2010 4:24 pm UTC

You show me one Ninja that can't kill a fleet of Pirates, and I will show you a regular citizen pretending to be a Ninja.


The fact anyone voted Pirate proves your an internet douchbag trying to fuck shit up.
I suspect 4chan is heavily involved in this poll, because the results are horrifying at best.

Pirate over ninja?!?! Go fuck yourself.
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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby -.Mateo.- » Sat May 08, 2010 9:05 pm UTC

Ixtellor wrote:You show me one Ninja that can't kill a fleet of Pirates, and I will show you a regular citizen pretending to be a Ninja.


The fact anyone voted Pirate proves your an internet douchbag trying to fuck shit up.
I suspect 4chan is heavily involved in this poll, because the results are horrifying at best.

Pirate over ninja?!?! Go fuck yourself.


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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby fyrenwater » Sat May 08, 2010 11:53 pm UTC

Not sure why this thread was resurrected, but it looks like it'll get locked soon, if it keeps heading in this direction. :roll:
...It made more sense in my head.

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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby jovensky » Fri May 03, 2013 3:12 am UTC

Esc wrote:How on earth do zombies defeat pirates and robots? Just what sort of zombies are they? Can they actually move at a pace faster than a crawl?

As pirates and ninjas combined, pirate-ninjas are probably equipped with stealthy boats that might as well be invisible, cannons (which they can aim very, very well), black markets and the inclination to steal (meaning they are never short on cannonballs, shuriken, swords, parrots, rum, ships, food, prisoners, or anything else they might need), and unsurpassed martial arts which are somehow not at all hampered by the peg legs and eye patches because that's just how awesome they are. Plus, they can save the planet from global warming, and thus might end up being heroes as well as villains, assassins, and thieves. I fail to see how they could possibly lose. Especially if they also happen to be raptors.

But then, maybe they don't see how they could lose either, that being their one weakness.


Yeah! It is really a good tandem pirate and ninjas combined! I know they can conquer different kind of obstacles! 8-) :wink: 8-)

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Re: Pirates VS Ninjas

Postby Menacing Spike » Fri May 03, 2013 10:33 am UTC

fyrenwater wrote:Not sure why this thread was resurrected, but it looks like it'll get locked soon, if it keeps heading in this direction. :roll:


I remember a mod saying something implying that non-approved posts don't bump threads. Then maybe something to do with the poll? Or someone bumped by error then deleted their post?


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