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How long could you survive...

Postby caitlin » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:10 am UTC

... chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

I could survive for 28 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby InstinctSage » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:14 am UTC

60 seconds... More than I would have expected.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby wing » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:29 am UTC

1 minute 35 seconds.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:30 am UTC

1 Minute 22 Seconds.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Dave Rapp » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:34 am UTC

51 seconds.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby TheMagicalTurtle » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:38 am UTC

57 seconds

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby hideki101 » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:03 am UTC

one minute three seconds.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Sykotic1189 » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:06 am UTC

1 minute, 25 seconds. Not bad I guess.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby ACU-LP » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:47 am UTC

1 minute 19 seconds. yay.
I would have expected it to take all of 5.603 seconds....
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:53 am UTC

Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 38 seconds!

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby ParanoidAndroid » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:57 am UTC

1 minute, 35 seconds.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Shadic » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:34 am UTC

One minute, 25 seconds.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby uildaan » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:42 am UTC

Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds!

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Bulvox » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:15 am UTC

i would survive for a full minute.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby 3fj » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:44 am UTC

Congratulations, you would die of dehydration!

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Quadropus » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:23 am UTC

1 minute 38 seconds.

Not bad.....
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby ishikiri » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:16 pm UTC

1 minute 35 seconds.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:32 pm UTC

1 minute 6 seconds, if I were to believe this obvious raptor propaganda. Probably much closer to 2 seconds.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby arcticfox.sq » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:42 pm UTC

1 Minute 16 seconds. :D
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Red Hal » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:48 pm UTC

1 minute 28 seconds.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Mat » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:41 pm UTC

I got 28 seconds too. Seems about right :?

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Ieatsoap6 » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:00 pm UTC

One minute, six seconds. But that's all I'd need because after that the raptor would be dead and I'd have freed myself.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Numzane » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:39 pm UTC

I got 57 seconds. I think most of these results are too high. Couldn't you run around the bed until the raptor's chain ran out, and then stand out of its reach taunting it?
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:52 pm UTC

Well, your chain would run out, too.

Also, I've outlasted all of you! HAA HAAAAAA!

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Numzane » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:56 pm UTC

Yes but because it would be running at you it's chain would run out a beds length before yours did.
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James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:02 pm UTC

Until it backed up, and went through the bunk bed.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Awia » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:23 pm UTC

57 seconds for me, a personal record.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Mr. Beck » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:09 pm UTC

48.
I doubt it.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby TaintedDeity » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:12 pm UTC

57 seconds apparently.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Cheese » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:19 pm UTC

60 seconds. I'm curious - where were all you long-time survivors? On top or bottom bunk, or on the floor?
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:20 pm UTC

I chose top bunk, 1 min 22 secs.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Jessica » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:23 pm UTC

60 seconds.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby ishikiri » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:25 pm UTC

The floor. 1 min 35 secs.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Dingbats » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:28 pm UTC

51 seconds.

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby wst » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:06 pm UTC

1m16.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Mat » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:45 pm UTC

Numzane wrote:Couldn't you run around the bed until the raptor's chain ran out, and then stand out of its reach taunting it?

I thought about this, but then I realised the raptor would probably outsmart me and not the other way round. I would be kind of preoccupied with the whole screaming thing...

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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby DaMullet » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:46 pm UTC

A minute nine, according to the quiz, which is almost certainly about a minute too generous. Over 6 Feet and Two Years of Martial Arts training are all well and good on paper, but in reality are applied to a flabbier specimen than I think was imagined by the question.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Avelion » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:03 pm UTC

79 seconds.
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Re: How long could you survive...

Postby Yuffie » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:29 pm UTC

According to the wisdom in this thread and their calculations, -13 seconds.
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