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One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby UmbralRaptor » Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:17 am UTC

Because laptops aren't enough.

Don't worry, these ones can run a vegetarian diet, and will increase the number of paleontologists. They're quite safe.
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Re: One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby DrProfessorPhD » Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:05 am UTC

ITS A TRAP!!!
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Re: One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby Belial » Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:57 am UTC

That is...a very nice hat the project lead is wearing....

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Re: One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby wing » Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:23 am UTC

Belial wrote:That is...a very nice hat the project lead is wearing....

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.... I'll alert the Human Raptor Defense League that she is... Er, not a raptor.
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Re: One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby EdgarJPublius » Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:06 am UTC

is it possible raptors have developed some fort of false hat in order to fool us humans? This turn of events could be disturbing at best.

I will relocate myself to an undisclosed, raptor-resistant location until this is sorted out.
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Re: One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby UmbralRaptor » Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:30 am UTC

EdgarJPublius wrote:is it possible raptors have developed some fort of false hat in order to fool us humans?

That's impossible! W- er, they would never be able to wear even a false hat.
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Re: One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby Not A Raptor » Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:15 pm UTC

wing wrote:
Belial wrote:That is...a very nice hat the project lead is wearing....

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.... I'll alert the Human Raptor Defense League that she is... Er, not a raptor.

I am not she.
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Re: One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby RealGrouchy » Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:43 pm UTC

DrProfessorPhD wrote:ITS A TRAP!!!
No it isn't. Look:
The smoothly-designed OVPC wrote:One Velociraptor Per Child is a parody created by Mel Chua, Andrea Lai, Nikki Lee, and Greg Marra. This site is intended to be fun and funny, without any particular educational or world-changing motives.
A trap would have to involve "world-changing motives".

This is perfectly innocent; nothing to be alarmed about.

Now go buy the neighbour's kid a raptor...

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Re: One Velociraptor Per Child.

Postby icanus » Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:30 pm UTC

It's a nice idea and all, but as soon as one kid figures out how to use his velociraptor to download porn the Moral Outrage brigade will swoop in and spoil it for everyone.


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