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Your last words?

Postby Babam » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:54 am UTC

What do you want to be your last words? Something funny? Something truthful? Something sad?

Mine?
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or

I pulled agro...
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Re: Your last words?

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:56 am UTC

It'd be neat if mine were "down", as I'm told it was my first word.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby SummerGlauFan » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:58 am UTC

I always assumed my last words will be something like "Hey, I wonder what this button does?"

I'm much like the guy in the magic lightning machine clip. My curiosity gets the better of me even when it would be in my best interest to keep on walking.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Nlelith » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:59 am UTC

"More weight" has always been my favorite. Though I certainly don't want it to be my last words.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby BigBoss » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:59 am UTC

Hail to the king, baby.
Or
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby dizturbd » Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:04 am UTC

"Well that was a terrible idea. But it was so worth it"
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Jack Saladin » Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:54 am UTC

BigBoss wrote:Hail to the king, baby.
Or
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Err, they're supposed to be: "This is good, isn't it?"

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Re: Your last words?

Postby CrunchyFoodstuff » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:11 am UTC

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:It'd be neat if mine were "down", as I'm told it was my first word.


What about "up"? It might get more amused reactions.

Mine? Probably "Oh, crap!" (or nothing if it happens in my sleep).

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Re: Your last words?

Postby TheGrimReaper » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:14 am UTC

I wonder what happens if...

Or...

You want HOW many?!

Or...

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Brooklynxman » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:27 am UTC

"I think you overestimate their chances"

although If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. is always awesome.

and finally: Go ahead, kill me, but there are a million more of me that will take my place.

Or best yet, start off saying something really important sounding (actual importance not important) then be cut off by death

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Re: Your last words?

Postby SciJo » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:33 am UTC

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:It'd be neat if mine were "down", as I'm told it was my first word.

Man down! Man down!

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Huitzilopochtli » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:48 am UTC

I always thought they were supposed to be "What duck?"
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Re: Your last words?

Postby mrbaggins » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:55 am UTC

I want to die, laughing maniacally. Either because I'm so sure my evil plan has finally come to fruition, or something more like http://bash.org/?329612
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Re: Your last words?

Postby wst » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:16 am UTC

"One to beam up"
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Re: Your last words?

Postby wisnij » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:33 am UTC

As long as it's not "Hey guys, watch this!" I think I'll be in good shape.

Maybe: "Reports of my death are apparently pretty accurate"?
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Re: Your last words?

Postby TheKrikkitWars » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:39 am UTC

I've always said "I want to die on the deck of a ship, in a raging storm", and combined with the paddling, "Glub, glub, glub [Bubbles]" stands a fair chance of being mine.

For a more land based death, "Oh Bugger" is likely.

A phrase like "It'll be reet" or "I know exactly what I'm doing*" will likely prefece the incident causing my death.

*I usually do, its just that I continue to do things I know full well to be extremely dangerous because I'm finding them interesting/fun.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby fyrenwater » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:59 am UTC

If you want to be a huge jerk, it can be:

"The meaning to life! I finally understand! It's..."
and then die. :0
...It made more sense in my head.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Diadem » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:59 am UTC

"I wonder what this button does?" are pretty good last words.

Or maybe: "Don't worry, those warning signs are just to scare people".

Best the best last words are definitely something that will make people wonder for ages. Like 'rosebud'.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Hoags » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:47 pm UTC

Chances are mine will be something along the lines of "Ghughn!?"

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Re: Your last words?

Postby keozen » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:59 pm UTC

I always assumed mine would be something like
"Yes, of course I fixed it."
or
"no, I left my helmet at home, why?"
or
"Why don't you come over here and say that"
or
"...and your father smelt of elderberries!"
or
"And your little dog too!"
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Re: Your last words?

Postby PS_Mouse » Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:39 pm UTC

If eternal life comes to those who wait, then clearly, I'm an impatient bastard.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby gibberishtwist » Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:51 pm UTC

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Mercurius » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:17 pm UTC

I've always had a soft spot for Pancho Villa's final words. "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." Except in my case it would probably come out as "bugger...um, uh...oh shit why can't I think of anything poignant, witty or memorable? Crap. Woah, this death is taking a while, isn't it?"
You know, I'm not really sure what "socioeconomic class" I am. I'm richer than my parents, I don't have a real job, and my mannerisms tend to match up with whomever I'm talking to.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby OBrien » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:30 pm UTC

I want mine to be the truth and something along the lines of:
"Bloody hell, I must be the luckiest man alive! My kids, grandchildren and great grandchildren all love me, I've had a brilliant life, achieved all my goals and seen many, many fantastic and wonderful things. And here I am, 150, without any sign of dementia or going mad, my body's in pretty good shape too. All in all, my life's been great"
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Chfan » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:08 pm UTC

"I just want to say. My favorite parts of life were fucking and going to the movies."
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Munzapoppa » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:17 pm UTC

I would want to die in a car crash after the car does about 5 or 6 back flips, and I would want my last words to be something along the lines of "Even though I'm gonna die, that was really f***ing cool".

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Not A Raptor » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

"Fuck this shit, I'm going home."
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Re: Your last words?

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:45 am UTC

keozen wrote:I always assumed mine would be something like
"Yes, of course I fixed it."
or
"no, I left my helmet at home, why?"
or
"Why don't you come over here and say that"
or
"...and your father smelt of elderberries!"
or
"And your little dog too!"
Along those lines, I've always been fond of "...it is unplugged, right?" or "what do you mean you didn't--".

Realistically, mine will probably be "fuck", although it remains to be seen whether it'll be in the form "aw, fuck", "well, fuck", "what the fuck?" or "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!". Or if I'm really unfortunate, halfway through "fuck you."
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Re: Your last words?

Postby apeman5291 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:53 am UTC

Diadem wrote:Best the best last words are definitely something that will make people wonder for ages.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Sarr » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:03 am UTC

Lemme see - The classics.

I buried the money... in ... *dies*

Ah come on. It can't be THAT bad.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby dA ShAzAm » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:23 am UTC

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:It'd be neat if mine were "down", as I'm told it was my first word.

It would be even more cooler if it was "up".


I'd like my last words to be something profound. Something so meaningful and eye opening that it would not only outlast my own lifespan but it would echo across the world of humanity for centuries to come.
But if I couldn't think of anything like that it would probably be something like "PEACE BITCHES!"
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Pizzashark » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:30 am UTC

Depends. The way I live, very likely to be "Oh, shit" or "Aww, fuck."
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Number3Pencils » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:57 am UTC

I watched an internet video where someone's last words were:
"These are my last words!"
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Carnildo » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:04 am UTC

If things go as planned, there's a non-trivial chance of it being "Up ship!"

(All I need is to find a zeppelin shed to actually build the thing in...)

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Zer088 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:44 pm UTC

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"It is finished"
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Re: Your last words?

Postby thecommabandit » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:00 pm UTC

"Hey that was pretty fun. We should totally do it again sometime."
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Textual Hedonist Gone Amok » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:05 pm UTC

'FOR SCIENCE!'

Alternatively, 'Teleportation teleschmort-grrrrrkkkkkaahhhhhhhh!' *fizzle*
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Fledermen64 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:06 pm UTC

"Don't worry, its all gonna be alright" -to a loved one
or
"Fuck that, I'm doing this" -to a warning
or
*Eye glare* -to an enemy (my eye glares are really good)
or
"You win again gravity!" -to jumping out of a plane
or
"Well shit" -to sudden meaningless death before Ive accomplished any of my goals
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Re: Your last words?

Postby dane9640 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:35 am UTC

Ideally, I would like to go out firing a shotgun and screaming "There's too many of them!".
Or, if on my deathbed, I would give someone instructions to travel across Europe for something really important. When in reality there's nothing there.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby nyeguy » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:41 am UTC

Don't worry, I have a phoenix down!
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