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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby Meowgan » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:06 am UTC

crickets wrote:Now you can all see the fearsome wideness of my hips:

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Yeah.

I am not a skinny person.
SO MUCH BUM.

We should start a huge bum club. And then make the rockin' world go 'round.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:18 am UTC

i could fully join that club.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby Meowgan » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:17 pm UTC

We could have a bum appreciation day and everything!

What more could you want than a bum that jiggles when you poke it?
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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby eternal luna » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:18 pm UTC

Give me a couple of months. We can all be aerodynamically curvaceous together.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:26 pm UTC

Golly, nobody tell my boyfriend about that club or I'll never see him again.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby Hawknc » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:44 pm UTC

Does he appreciate generous posteriors and is he compelled to tell the truth about said appreciation?

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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:45 pm UTC

Indeed, he likes big butts, and he cannot lie.

Or even remotely pretend not to stare.
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Re: Post your... Collarbone?

Postby gibberishtwist » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:13 pm UTC

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Re: Post your... Collarbone?

Postby Meowgan » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:14 pm UTC

gibberishtwist wrote:Curse my broken camera. If there was only a "Post Yourself In A Ninja Mask" thread I'd be all set.
So would half the forum.
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Re: Post your... Collarbone?

Postby RealGrouchy » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:32 pm UTC

Totally merging this with "Post your back/shoulders".

Bunch of bodypart spamming attention-whores.

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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby rnew » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:38 pm UTC

Don't forget this!
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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby Sartorius » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:47 am UTC

gibberishtwist wrote:
Sartorius wrote: I also have a pretty epic scar.


How'd you get the scar? It looks pretty awesome.


I had heart surgery shortly after I was born. I'm not exactly sure what was wrong, but essentially a valve didn't close off all the way when I was born, so I would turn blue.

Your tattoo is quite cute!
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby cin[em]atic » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:56 am UTC

My sweater made this easy, so here's a collarbone. I will consider a back picture, but I'm kinda self-concious of my back. I've been told I have a stegosaurus spine.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby d33p » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:50 am UTC

^ Claviclicious.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby Goatboy » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:44 am UTC

There's some seriously hot backtion going on in here (Oh goodness, did I just use the word "backtion"? Shame on me).
Anyhow, here is un collarbone:

edit: I found another, more differenter picture, too.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby doogly » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:15 am UTC

cin[em]atic wrote:My sweater made this easy, so here's a collarbone. I will consider a back picture, but I'm kinda self-concious of my back. I've been told I have a stegosaurus spine.


I'd suggest flaunting any similarities to any dinosaurs you could possibly make a claim to, but that's me.

No no, this is me! Spoilered for hairy.
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Look I am not joking, the manliness is far too exuberant for some eyes out there, so be warned. I am happy though that you can make out my collar bone's definition within its nest. I am less happy that my shave job was irritating this time. It isn't usually.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:23 am UTC

You are truly a man among men, my friend.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby PictureSarah » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:28 am UTC

Seriously. The manliness cannot be expressed with mere skin.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:37 am UTC

I just realized you're standing between two mirrors. the image made my brain twitch.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby michaelandjimi » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:39 am UTC

I have decided that you can have my children. I'll send you all potential applicants.
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby Carnildo » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:28 am UTC

doogly wrote:No no, this is me! Spoilered for hairy.


Are you sure you're a human and not a grizzly bear in disguise? :wink:

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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby doogly » Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:20 am UTC

Why thank you all!
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This thread would seem to indicate that I am a man among beautiful women as well!
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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby Belial » Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:31 am UTC

crickets wrote:Also:
Is it wrong that i'm totally sad about the lack of a boob thread cause i have some UTTERLY SPECTACULAR pictures of my boobs? My boobs aren't even that /nice/, they're just really good pictures.


It is not wrong. It was a good idea. But then some folks creepied it up.

Not that we could stop you if you posted one in faid.

I mean..what?
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Re: Post your back/shoulders.

Postby Rat » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:15 am UTC

Belial wrote:
crickets wrote:Also:
Is it wrong that i'm totally sad about the lack of a boob thread cause i have some UTTERLY SPECTACULAR pictures of my boobs? My boobs aren't even that /nice/, they're just really good pictures.


It is not wrong. It was a good idea. But then some folks creepied it up.

Not that we could stop you if you posted one in faid.

I mean..what?


it was my fault, wasn't it...

i knew i shouldn't have posted my boobs...

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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby Nath » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:26 pm UTC

What does the back of a Nath look like?
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...Oddly familiar. Where have I seen that before? Ah yes.
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Seriously, I'm pretty sure I can see a face when I tighten my back. Humans are weird.

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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby slaxor » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:45 pm UTC

I find my lack of a digital camera disturbing.

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Postby J the Ninja » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:10 pm UTC

This post had objectionable content (I was scared of internets back then)

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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby arcticfox.sq » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:54 am UTC

So... how many ways are there to take a decent picture of ones own back without the help of a friend? Mirror? Contortion? Camera timer?
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Postby doogly » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:06 am UTC

Two mirrors is how I did it (only used one to reflect, but both to aim). I encourage contortion though, sounds fun!
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby sophyturtle » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:28 am UTC

We finally found the camera!
Back
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Shoulders
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and Clavicle
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby asad137 » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:37 am UTC

arcticfox.sq wrote:So... how many ways are there to take a decent picture of ones own back without the help of a friend? Mirror? Contortion? Camera timer?


I used a mini-tripod on my shelf and the camera self timer. Took a few tries to get a decent one.

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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby Enid » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:44 am UTC

Sophy, does your tattoo say "One day a turtle will learn to fly"? If so, I think I love you.

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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby sophyturtle » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:55 am UTC

You, my dear, can call it love. "One day a turtle will learn how to fly" in my hand writing :)
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby Cassi » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:14 am UTC

Back:
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Shoulders:
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Collarbone:
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby rnew » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:19 am UTC

Wow Cassi
that's an awesome Poster :D
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby Cassi » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:27 am UTC

Why thank you! I'm pretty fond of it myself. :D
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby brunswikstu » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:37 am UTC

Some seroiusly attractive backs/shoulders/collarbones in here. I will post mine as soon as I am not at work.

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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby d33p » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:36 pm UTC

Very nicely done, Cassi!
I also suggest further back-n-forth posts between Cassi and rnew, because I enjoy imagining their puppy avatars talking to each other, like "Homeward Bound."
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby Mzyxptlk » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:12 pm UTC

My back:
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It's a 4 year old picture, but I like to think I haven't changed much (god I'm getting old).
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Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

Postby punkymonkey » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:32 pm UTC

I have a picture that includes my lips, chin, neck, and boobies.

It's angled down, so there's no way to avoid showing cleavage (but it doesn't show anything x-rated).

Would this be an acceptable thing to post here? Or would it get me in troubles? :cry:

I mean.. yes.. I think the main focus is my boobies. But.. it shows my collarbone too. =/ And it's actually one of my favorite pics of myself....
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