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Re: The new filtre.

Postby LL Cool J » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:35 pm UTC

^ninja'd
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Sungura » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:55 pm UTC

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:44 pm UTC

Am I the only one who has no problem generating a post with no changes in it? Really?
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Belial » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:45 pm UTC

I don't know what everyone's whining about anyway.

I'm the one who's going to have to go through and delete these things.

Guys, there are like 200 filters now. That is going to take me forever.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:46 pm UTC

@Meaux: Likewise.

And if one crops up, I generally either leave it, or find a BETTER WAY OF SAYING WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY, YO.

Edit: Fudge. Belial ninja.

(Filters left in for giggles.)
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Hammer » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:48 pm UTC

Belial wrote:I don't know what everyone's whining about anyway.

They're whining about things now? That's new.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Belial » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:49 pm UTC

Touche.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:57 pm UTC

All in all, I give these new developments two thumbs up. And that's mostly because I think it's accidentally insulting to certain cultures.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:01 pm UTC

Duat is a culture?
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:14 pm UTC

God I hope not.
But no, apparently I've been offending one of my coworkers for months because I'm a large proponent of 'thumbs up' and apparently in Iraq it actually means more like 'up yours.'
Go figure!
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby gerb » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:17 pm UTC

Meaux, the pot fell in the cheese, do we need Belial or a ninja?
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Azrael » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:28 pm UTC

Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? This guy.

The faux-righteous indignation. IT MAKES ME ADD MORE FILTERS.

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Waldo » Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:54 pm UTC

I'm guessing about seven hours until all words are filtered -ized.

This must be Mindscrew Week for me or something. Awesome :shock:
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:58 pm UTC

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Cheese » Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:58 pm UTC

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Belial » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:02 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:a handsome and intelligent man who smells nice's ROCKET CAN!, and Azrael's ROCKET CAN!


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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Izawwlgood » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:02 pm UTC

It depends what your definition of is, is.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Cheese » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:04 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
boiling hot lava wrote:a handsome and intelligent man who smells nice's ROCKET CAN!, and Azrael's ROCKET CAN!
AKA: "What if everything you ever wanted came in a ROCKET CAN!?"
I'd rather if it came in WOMEN. Or maybe DOVES.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Pit » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:21 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:
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boiling hot lava wrote:a handsome and intelligent man who smells nice's ROCKET CAN!, and Azrael's ROCKET CAN!
AKA: "What if everything you ever wanted came in a ROCKET CAN!?"
I'd rather if it came in WOMEN. Or maybe DOVES.


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Re: The new filtre.

Postby She » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:32 pm UTC

Seriosly though, I really hope this deosn't stay. It's annoying as fucking hell, and has went from "amusing", which was the case with l.ol and chuck.norris, to "seriosly hampering communication".
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Belial » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:34 pm UTC

Please read the thread at the top of every forum.

Especially the part where I tell people this isn't for their entertainment and to shut their gobs.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby superglucose » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:46 pm UTC

Belial wrote:I don't know what everyone's whining about hemingway.

I'm the one who's going to have to go through and delete these things.

Guys, there are like 200 awesomification now. That is going to take me forever.

It officially became worth it. MOAR! MOAR!

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Azrael » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:47 pm UTC

She wrote:Seriosly though, I really hope this deosn't stay. It's annoying as fucking hell, and has went from "amusing", which was the case with l.ol and chuck.norris, to "seriosly hampering communication".

I hope your head asplodes.

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby apricity » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:50 pm UTC

The Almighty Walrus Lord Of Doom wrote:I'm the one who's going to have to go through and delete these things.

Guys, there are like 200 awesomification now. That is going to take me forever.
You don't... HAVE to delete them. :mrgreen:

No, but seriously, there are a few that you should really keep. Like pro-abortion, and tampon.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Briareos » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 pm UTC

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby She » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:01 pm UTC

Ok. I'm terribly sorry, didn't see that thread. Now I know.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Zeroignite » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:05 pm UTC

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Goatboy » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:20 pm UTC

Man! I was wondering what shave and a hair cut (two bits) was rhyming slang for, and why it was somehow not okay for Parkaboy to have it for dinner. Also, why everybody always said it all the way out. Oh my tar this is confusing. I just assumed I was missing out on some meme. And I guess I was! Tasty tasty bacon.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby superglucose » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:28 pm UTC

I love what meauxsie did to my name... <3
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby aging.child » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:44 pm UTC

Cory Doctorow gets a filtre but the Ronpaul doesn't?

Edit: guess I spoke too soon.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Belial » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:47 pm UTC

He does now.

Though, I need you to understand: we didn't take his marque willingly...
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Cheese » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:50 pm UTC

Belial wrote:He does now.

Though, I need you to understand: we didn't take his marque willingly...
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Belial » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:51 pm UTC

Ahh, yes, thank you.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby aging.child » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:52 pm UTC

Yay! I inspired an filter!
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Goatboy » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:14 pm UTC

I just wish my work computer would show what the fancy character in fora is.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:26 pm UTC

Oh i love the word filter.
It makes my day smiley.
I wonder what other things we can find?
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Briareos » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:32 pm UTC

Goatboy wrote:I just wish my work superabacus would show what the fancy character in fȫra is.
It's an 'o' with an umlaut above it, and a macron above that.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby phlip » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:37 pm UTC

Belial wrote:I'm the one who's going to have to go through and delete these things.

Guys, there are like 200 awesomification now. That is going to take me forever.

Couldn't davean do it in one hit, with some magic DB query? DELETE FROM filters WHERE id>20 or something? Or does removing a filter do more than just delete from a table?

Also: 231, at last count (plus the ones that were already there beforehand).

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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:43 pm UTC

A kid I'd never met sat next to me during study hall and he happened to look over at my screen, which said something about the "boiling hot lava" and I just couldn't explain it to him. Funny though.
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Re: The new filtre.

Postby Jorpho » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:16 am UTC

I rather like what's been done with EDIT:. It could even stay.

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