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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby rath358 » Wed May 20, 2009 11:50 am UTC

o;.9\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

she didnt like that too much...

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Sungura » Thu May 21, 2009 2:47 am UTC

Is bunny speak okay?
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby poxic » Thu May 21, 2009 4:34 am UTC

Bunny seems to have big feet. :shock:
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby poxic » Fri May 22, 2009 2:02 am UTC

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Postby tryptanymph » Fri May 22, 2009 2:10 am UTC

Dougal wrote:54rdas9u8das65rd68fst6v sgbw87gart65f90gdpoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooootwqyRC8YT65WQE6FGTAURTFDSGFTYCAS56RAS34ADSTYSD45RSADTYASD65OKFG0BUK
She was reluctant to get on the keyboard.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Nonanol » Fri May 22, 2009 11:30 am UTC

My kitty Stumpen says:

"kfy99999råt5f000006tt4000000000390005p333333333333333355t6h7´.i00´äääää´gå-333333333333333w6ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss1t f9 8f"

followed by a furious,

"1844444444444443"

when I removed him from his sleeping position on the keyboard. Then he chewed on my hand rather harder than he usually does. Apparently he likes computers.

My girlfriend's grumpy old cat Sotis is far to upset by the arrival of the attention stealing little baby cat to go anywhere near humans, computers or the kitten at the moment. He's been doing nothing but mope on the bookshelf for the last couple of days. They made some progress last night however when the old cat let the kitten smell his nose for the first time (and rewarded him with a fierce snarl).

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Artemisia » Fri May 22, 2009 12:22 pm UTC

fyrenwater wrote:...Are all cat owners (a.k.a. people owned by cats) this weird?

I agree with Parkaboy. I used to help my friend Catherine talking in IRC by pressing <enter> ever so often.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby HumanoidCarbonUnit » Tue May 26, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

yt;'///////////////////p/ ;'[bbb cd nbbb, -pi ;p

I don't know what it means but I think it is some sort of secret code. Considering my Jack Cat has tried to sleep on my face I don't think it is a good secret code either. :(

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby the.coding.eye » Wed May 27, 2009 12:09 am UTC

Our cat does not walk on the keyboard. However, I had a cockatiel (sp?) that was obsessed with jumping on the keyboard whenever you were typing.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby parkaboy » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:57 am UTC

nhjuy

A friend's cat, Oliver, does not have much to say. He has too many babies to kill to bother with this thread.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Jebobek » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:05 pm UTC

He kills babies?? :(
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Postby ThePurpleSmurf » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:50 pm UTC

[nivttttttttttttttttttttttttxexwzQ

My kitty is disdainful of keyboards. And the world.

/;.[p;lko,mijnuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

And Sammy just kind of sits there until I move him off. But not I have a kitty on my lap, so it's okay!
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby parkaboy » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:42 am UTC

Jebobek wrote:He kills babies?? :(


Oliver is a large black cat. There is a small stuffed black cat that he loves to attempt to dismember. We get his attention with it by wiggling its head and saying "Get the baby, Oliver! Get the baby!" I, myself, just learned this game the other night but I highly enjoy it.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Shivahn » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:24 pm UTC

I'm finally home! So I can contribute!

Venus is not downstairs now, but Sphinx says "`1"

She is apparently a fan of brevity. Two characters has to be some manner of record.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Vault » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:40 am UTC

All of your cats(and bunnies) are such great conversationalists. Tiger would like to reply:

Tiger wrote:fghjjnjkm

<snip about 50 enters>

FVVVaqqqqqqq


I had to move her off of the enter hey because she started to fall asleep on it.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Alpha Omicron » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:27 am UTC

[math]\lim_{n\to\infty}\frac{F(n+1)}{F(n)}=\varphi[/math]
my friend Catherine is mathcat.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Magilla » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:43 am UTC

Zohar wrote:x 900000000000000000

Uh... I guess it's over 9000?

Edit: OK, turns out the fora delete extra spaces... there are a bunch of those before and after the x.

Nope, the spaces are there. HTML specs specify that consecutive whitespace is not rendered. If you view the source, or use "Quote" (or edit, for your posts specifically), you can still see them there.

Out cat used to walk across the keyboard when I was playing Counterstrike, and always managed to press either 'T' or 'Y' (the text chat keys). This would be followed by a string of frantic Ws, As, Ss, Ds, and spaces in the text chat box as I tried to escape an enemy (and nothing happened because it thought I wanted to type), and then my death.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby UnderRock » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:24 am UTC

My brother's cat managed (twice!) to turn off my computer by going on the keyboard. :shock:

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby The Scyphozoa » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:50 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:[math]\lim_{n\to\infty}\frac{F(n+1)}{F(n)}=\varphi[/math]
my friend Catherine is mathcat.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby mimizu » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:38 am UTC

No cat, though I do have a rat.

Mr. Thomas Jefferson Kemper, what say you?


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He then opened the bookmarks and went to this site.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Josephine » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:35 am UTC

Doodles wrote:rmffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffde']
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She didn't like that. And now there's fur all over my keyboard.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:15 pm UTC

nbonaparte1 wrote:
Subliminity wrote:...my yorkie, Corkie, says:


subj434ga8 reh homsann rafyce

...subjugate the human race? :shock:


I'm scared.

OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT WE'RE DOOMED SHIT SHIT.

Anyway, here's Luna, part 2!

5'][044r5


(okay, I had put quote tags there, but then she pressed Ctrl+F and opened the Find bar in Firefox and put this in it. (pressing F5 somewhere along the way)

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Actually, to be honest, after the hn2 part she didn't move, so I called my dog to agitate her, so she typed more and left.
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Postby u38cg » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:56 pm UTC

Nermal wrote:bgvvvvvvvffffffffffffffff cv9o *............................6666666666ty0jikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk788888888888888yu6';[µ 444444444444444444444r


Haggis wrote:za\\\\N


Nermal has also succeeded in covering my keyboard in Nermal-fluff, hastening its demise. Haggis is just confused as to why he is not being shouted at for walking on it.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Zorlin » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:51 pm UTC

kjilk,

as that is all I could get tigger to do.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Ouch.jars » Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:55 am UTC

Gray wrote: vbbbbbbbv76

Didn't work that well.
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Postby Laetificat » Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:18 pm UTC

u38cg wrote:
Nermal wrote: *stuff* µ *stuff*




Clever cat.
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Postby u38cg » Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

Laetificat wrote:Clever cat.


He's currently attempting to open an empty box that used to (until ten minutes ago) contain pizza. While he may be able to be manage the odd Greek letter, he's no poster child for intelligence.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Steve » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:13 pm UTC

tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynhj
6ytttttttttttttttttredffffff




OKLLLLLLLLL.;llllllllllllllll


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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby cephalopod9 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:41 am UTC

ferret!

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TOO SPEEDY TO SAY MORE i GUESS, BUT SHE PUT IT IN CAPS LOCK AND ALMOST OPENED SOME STUFF.
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Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:18 pm UTC

First Attempt wrote:sddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd5

Second Attempt wrote:hyyyyyyygo90p


Then he got very upset and clawed me.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby Squid Tamer » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:11 pm UTC

Code: Select all

 
First Session:
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Second Session:
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I had to hold her in place while she struggled to get away. I recommend that you use code tags, because it preserves all of the spaces.

She also somehow right clicked from the keyboard, in a place that the mouse wasn't. She also switched workspaces to and empty desktop.

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Postby CJTnoir » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:06 pm UTC

Shadow Ninja wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 52nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn4h4h4h4h44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444


And then she meowed and walked away. I'm afraid she didn't appreciate being woken up for this.
...that's awkward.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby parkaboy » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:00 am UTC

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and then she opened some applications and that was that. What is "spotlight"?
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Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:41 am UTC

It basically lets you search the whole computer. See here for a better explanation.

Edit: Was looking through old posts and noticed a typo. I realize that no one cared, but it was bugging me.
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Postby brakos82 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:27 pm UTC

, f sbbbbbgh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhujtgfesfncsv


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Re: Let the cat speak!

Postby She » Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:54 pm UTC

io kj,,,,,,,pplkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkivc l

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Postby -.Mateo.- » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:22 pm UTC

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Postby inexplicable » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:25 pm UTC

Uhh.. yeah. Last time I did that ... my computer restarted and I was missing some important documents. =/
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Postby You, sir, name? » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:58 pm UTC

cat wrote:jhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh45555555555555555555555555555555lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllWhy, now thou hast unwish'd five thousand men,
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