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Re: Let the cat speak!

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she didnt like that too much...

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Is bunny speak okay?
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Bunny seems to have big feet.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

She was reluctant to get on the keyboard.
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Re: Let the cat speak!

My kitty Stumpen says:

"kfy99999råt5f000006tt4000000000390005p333333333333333355t6h7´.i00´äääää´gå-333333333333333w6ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss1t f9 8f"

followed by a furious,

"1844444444444443"

when I removed him from his sleeping position on the keyboard. Then he chewed on my hand rather harder than he usually does. Apparently he likes computers.

My girlfriend's grumpy old cat Sotis is far to upset by the arrival of the attention stealing little baby cat to go anywhere near humans, computers or the kitten at the moment. He's been doing nothing but mope on the bookshelf for the last couple of days. They made some progress last night however when the old cat let the kitten smell his nose for the first time (and rewarded him with a fierce snarl).

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fyrenwater wrote:...Are all cat owners (a.k.a. people owned by cats) this weird?

I agree with Parkaboy. I used to help my friend Catherine talking in IRC by pressing <enter> ever so often.

She'll be here again shortly, yayyy ^^
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I don't know what it means but I think it is some sort of secret code. Considering my Jack Cat has tried to sleep on my face I don't think it is a good secret code either.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

Our cat does not walk on the keyboard. However, I had a cockatiel (sp?) that was obsessed with jumping on the keyboard whenever you were typing.
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nhjuy

A friend's cat, Oliver, does not have much to say. He has too many babies to kill to bother with this thread.

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Re: Let the cat speak!

He kills babies??

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My kitty is disdainful of keyboards. And the world.

/;.[p;lko,mijnuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

And Sammy just kind of sits there until I move him off. But not I have a kitty on my lap, so it's okay!
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Jebobek wrote:He kills babies??

Oliver is a large black cat. There is a small stuffed black cat that he loves to attempt to dismember. We get his attention with it by wiggling its head and saying "Get the baby, Oliver! Get the baby!" I, myself, just learned this game the other night but I highly enjoy it.

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I'm finally home! So I can contribute!

Venus is not downstairs now, but Sphinx says "1"

She is apparently a fan of brevity. Two characters has to be some manner of record.

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All of your cats(and bunnies) are such great conversationalists. Tiger would like to reply:

Tiger wrote:fghjjnjkm

FVVVaqqqqqqq

I had to move her off of the enter hey because she started to fall asleep on it.

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$\lim_{n\to\infty}\frac{F(n+1)}{F(n)}=\varphi$
my friend Catherine is mathcat.
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Zohar wrote:x 900000000000000000

Uh... I guess it's over 9000?

Edit: OK, turns out the fora delete extra spaces... there are a bunch of those before and after the x.

Nope, the spaces are there. HTML specs specify that consecutive whitespace is not rendered. If you view the source, or use "Quote" (or edit, for your posts specifically), you can still see them there.

Out cat used to walk across the keyboard when I was playing Counterstrike, and always managed to press either 'T' or 'Y' (the text chat keys). This would be followed by a string of frantic Ws, As, Ss, Ds, and spaces in the text chat box as I tried to escape an enemy (and nothing happened because it thought I wanted to type), and then my death.
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My brother's cat managed (twice!) to turn off my computer by going on the keyboard.

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Alpha Omicron wrote:$\lim_{n\to\infty}\frac{F(n+1)}{F(n)}=\varphi$
my friend Catherine is mathcat.

(see xkcd #179)
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No cat, though I do have a rat.

Mr. Thomas Jefferson Kemper, what say you?

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He then opened the bookmarks and went to this site.

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Doodles wrote:rmffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffde']
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She didn't like that. And now there's fur all over my keyboard.

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nbonaparte1 wrote:
Subliminity wrote:...my yorkie, Corkie, says:

subj434ga8 reh homsann rafyce

...subjugate the human race?

I'm scared.

OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT WE'RE DOOMED SHIT SHIT.

Anyway, here's Luna, part 2!

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(okay, I had put quote tags there, but then she pressed Ctrl+F and opened the Find bar in Firefox and put this in it. (pressing F5 somewhere along the way)

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Actually, to be honest, after the hn2 part she didn't move, so I called my dog to agitate her, so she typed more and left.
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Nermal wrote:bgvvvvvvvffffffffffffffff cv9o *............................6666666666ty0jikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk788888888888888yu6';[µ 444444444444444444444r

Haggis wrote:za\\\\N

Nermal has also succeeded in covering my keyboard in Nermal-fluff, hastening its demise. Haggis is just confused as to why he is not being shouted at for walking on it.
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kjilk,

as that is all I could get tigger to do.
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Gray wrote: vbbbbbbbv76

Didn't work that well.
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u38cg wrote:
Nermal wrote: *stuff* µ *stuff*

Clever cat.
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Laetificat wrote:Clever cat.

He's currently attempting to open an empty box that used to (until ten minutes ago) contain pizza. While he may be able to be manage the odd Greek letter, he's no poster child for intelligence.
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tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynhj
6ytttttttttttttttttredffffff

OKLLLLLLLLL.;llllllllllllllll

That was Dayan, the cat that came with the apartment I'm subletting.
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ferret!

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TOO SPEEDY TO SAY MORE i GUESS, BUT SHE PUT IT IN CAPS LOCK AND ALMOST OPENED SOME STUFF.

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First Attempt wrote:sddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd5

Second Attempt wrote:hyyyyyyygo90p

Then he got very upset and clawed me.
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Code: Select all

  First Session: c- 9io'/:n mb[p';"Second Session: hh\gvfoiuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu         `

I had to hold her in place while she struggled to get away. I recommend that you use code tags, because it preserves all of the spaces.

She also somehow right clicked from the keyboard, in a place that the mouse wasn't. She also switched workspaces to and empty desktop.

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And then she meowed and walked away. I'm afraid she didn't appreciate being woken up for this.
...that's awkward.

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and then she opened some applications and that was that. What is "spotlight"?

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It basically lets you search the whole computer. See here for a better explanation.

Edit: Was looking through old posts and noticed a typo. I realize that no one cared, but it was bugging me.
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I am Brakos, and I may or may not approve this message.

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(He wrote a fair bit more, but managed to use the trackpad to mark all of it, right-click and select Delete).
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Uhh.. yeah. Last time I did that ... my computer restarted and I was missing some important documents. =/
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Which likes me better than to wish us one.
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