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one velociraptor per child

Postby ashadocat » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:07 pm UTC

Have you seen what this group is doing? the raptors have infiltrated farther then I thought...
I'm only doing this for my post count.

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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby guyy » Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:57 pm UTC

You know, I always wondered why they used that weird X-icon for the child. I guess now we know the horrible truth.

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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby parkaboy » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:09 am UTC

Horrible? Or awesome?
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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby muktowngiant68 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:38 am UTC

That is SWEET

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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby Sandry » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:05 am UTC

The phrase "internet-enabled velociraptor" is particularly unnerving, and would make me look over my shoulder, except that's completely useless on a bulletin board.

That said... wouldn't the velociraptors stuck with only children get lonely? For heavens' sakes, won't somebody think of the velociraptors?
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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:28 am UTC

Sandry wrote:wouldn't the velociraptors stuck with only children get lonely?
They wouldn't get hungry...
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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby SummerGlauFan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:53 am UTC

Only one human child per velociraptor? That is not enough, they have enormous appetites!
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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby guyy » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:07 am UTC

parkaboy wrote:Horrible? Or awesome?


Now that you mention it, both.

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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby Nulono » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:29 am UTC

SummerGlauFan wrote:That is not enough, they have enormous appetites!

:twitch:

SummerGlauFan wrote:That is not enough; they have enormous appetites!

Phew!

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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby Newbreed » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:21 pm UTC

They're making the same mistake the Jurrassic Park scientists did! These fools are also enhancing the raptors sight! Now I can't hide in the dark from them (although they don't need to see me, because they can smell me).

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Re: one velociraptor per child

Postby Ammonsa » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:16 pm UTC

Wait, rugged maybe. But child friendly? What the hell?

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