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Socks for SexyTalon!

Postby quintopia » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:57 am UTC

Today is a very special day, forumites. Today we honor a very special man, so I do declare: Name, thy awesome is SexyTalon!

In this thread, we honor Sexy by posting pictures of ourselves wearing socks socks socks. If you have a pair to spare, you can write a message for him on your socks socks socks in blue Sharpie (or black or whatev). But it really don't matter.

Also, some of us sent him gifts in the mail, and therefore he will most likely stop in here to post a picture of himself wearing our socks socks socks and telling us who all managed to send him some.

Also, if you don't want anyone seeing your socks socks socks, just post a message here telling Sexy why you think he's so awesome. And not a dick. Because he's not. He totally rocks rocks rocks. So do it and stuff.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby CVSoul » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:20 am UTC

SexyTalon totally rocks rocks rocks.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby zug » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:29 am UTC

He graduated with a degree in frocks frocks frocks from the school of hard knocks knocks knocks.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby kellsbells » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:56 am UTC

Well, I was eating some bagels and lox lox lox, when I saw to my great shocks shocks shocks that nobody had posted a picture yet. So I'll be the first to show off my silly socks socks socks.

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They're strawberries!
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Amarantha » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:10 am UTC

Yay! for SexyTalon :)


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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Jessica » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:25 pm UTC

<3 Socks socks socks kells!

gawks gawks gawks

Yay for smexytalon!
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby crucialityfactor » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:51 pm UTC

kellsbells wrote:Well, I was eating some bagels and lox lox lox, when I saw to my great shocks shocks shocks that nobody had posted a picture yet. So I'll be the first to show off my silly socks socks socks.

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NSFW NSFW NSFW

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby BSamuels » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:18 pm UTC

inb4 someone posts a picture of socks with lots of holes in them

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Cytoplasm » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:37 pm UTC

I am so excited!

HOORAH SEXYTALON.

You gave us all crazy information.

OH SEXY! You told me all those crazy sex positions and terms.

Oh Sexy T., you are magical and southern.
You are a man of great graciousness and love to aminals.

Oh sexy, um, does he know we're having a party for him?
¡No tengo miedo a fantasmas!

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby quintopia » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:49 pm UTC

OHAI CYTO

Glad you found us okay.

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby crucialityfactor » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:57 pm UTC

Cytoplasm wrote:Oh sexy, um, does he know we're having a party for him?



SURPRISE!

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:02 pm UTC

Indeed. However, I believe Saturday is the day I will photomography myself with .. things.. showing my various facial expressions and so on. As a story.

You kids like story time, right? I forget, is that 4 year olds or college kids.... or is there even a difference anymore?

Also, Cy... I'm not sure I would call those "positions".. more of "acts"... though to be more accurate, "fictional acts" is probably closer to the truth.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Okita » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:03 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Indeed. However, I believe Saturday is the day I will photomography myself with .. things.. showing my various facial expressions and so on. As a story.

You kids like story time, right? I forget, is that 4 year olds or college kids.... or is there even a difference anymore?


With regards to story time? No.
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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:03 pm UTC

Sweet. And by sweet I mean totally awesome.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby apricity » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:04 pm UTC

I have some socks socks socks for SexyTalon!
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Cytoplasm » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:04 pm UTC

B-b-bu-but I want pictures neeooooww! *sniffle*
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Jessica » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:10 pm UTC

yay for socks socks socks!
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Josephine » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:06 pm UTC

Well, I can't seem to find my socks socks socks.

Can I resist? I'm not sure....

eh, what the hell.

cocks cocks cocks
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:34 pm UTC

That reminds me...
kellsbells wrote:Well, I was eating some bagels and lox lox lox, when I saw to my great shocks shocks shocks that nobody had posted a picture yet. So I'll be the first to show off my silly socks socks socks.
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You all may continue on in this fashion. You have my permission.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Jessica » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:26 pm UTC

I will join when I get home.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Mr. N » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:20 pm UTC

Who is this SexyTalon and why should we appreciate his sock perversion?

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby BSamuels » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:48 pm UTC

lanicita wrote:I have some socks socks socks for SexyTalon!
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:04 pm UTC

Jessica wrote:I will join when I get home.
Striped? Checkered? Glittered? Two-Tone? Oo! I know! Swirls, right?
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Jessica » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:47 pm UTC

heehee :)

I'm actually currently wearing my thigh high straight black socks right now.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:46 pm UTC

My socks are quite boring. 90% of my socks are just plain white with gray around the toes. I have 2, maybe 3, pairs of black socks for the rare occasion when I'm not wearing sneakers.
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Postby steewi » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:53 am UTC

I could, but I don't think my man-legs are in SexyTalon's best interests. Rugby socks socks socks!

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby krazykate » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:40 am UTC

The content of sexytalon's posts don't really matter to me because i'm too busy cracking up over his avatar.

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Jessica » Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:42 am UTC

Socks socks socks for the Sock god.
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Postby SecondTalon » Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:49 am UTC

SocksyTalon is pleased.

More Socks!
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Jessica » Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:53 am UTC

I <3 socks socks socks
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Postby crickets » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:20 am UTC

Multi socks for more awesome:

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Postby zug » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:24 am UTC

Now I'm very sad that I just threw away my rainbow colored toe socks :(
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby SecondTalon » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:30 am UTC

So, a while ago (a week, three years, I forget), Quintopia is all "Hey, Talon, I've got something for you! What's your address?" and I'm all "Oh, cool, drugs or alcohol or perhaps a fancy hat! Awesome, here you go."

Time passes.

Why, what is this in the mail to me? An envelope from Quintopia?
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Looks awful thin, though.. maybe it's microfilm! Microfilm of where I can get a fancy hat! Made of drugs! Let's open it!
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A... sock? That was.. unexpected.
A few days later, another package arrives. Who could it be from?
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Hmm.. Moonited Kingdom, eh? Ha ha! Clever! Clearly, it's from pseudoidiot.
And more importantly, what's inside? The vodka hat made from pure cocaine?
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No! It's a sock with the Union Jack all over it! ... wait, what?
Finally.. this other package arrives. It's.. uh.. given it's packing condition, which was very nice, I .. basically destroyed it opening it up.
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Who could this be from? Wait, the note has a CLUE on it! FROM: Where does the synthesis of proteins on a train traveling at 65 miles per hour from Denver Colorado while at the same time a train leaves Chicago carrying a man who is exactly twice the average of the age of three traveling baseball players who once scored 4 points non-consecutively on a Tuesday when the weather was fair with 75% humidity, so what color is the conductor's eyes? That's easy! Cytoplasm! ... Right? Wait, did I carry the 1 right?
So.. yeah, so far, three packages, and not a single one of them a piece of headgear made out of illegal narcotics soaked in ethanol.
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Which leads me to one very important question.
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What the Fuck is wrong with you people?
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby steewi » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:22 am UTC

We all know what might be wrong with me. Insanity!

And here's an unwanted picture of my socks:
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby zug » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:50 am UTC

steewi wrote:We all know what might be wrong with me. Insanity!

And here's an unwanted picture of my socks:
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god damn it just got hot in here *fans self*

I don't have a camera, but I found some pretty sexy socks to share, nonetheless:

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby SecondTalon » Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:00 pm UTC

crickets wrote:Multi socks for more awesome:
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Hot.

steewi wrote:And here's an unwanted picture of my socks:
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Double-Hot.
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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Cytoplasm » Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:08 pm UTC

HOORAH! It's socky time! YAY!!

Iunno Talon, all those details of how to mount a stallion and not get bucked off...
¡No tengo miedo a fantasmas!

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<3

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Re: Socks for SexyTalon!

Postby quintopia » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:31 am UTC

Dear SexyTalon,

That is exactly the face I expected you to make when holding my package up to your face.

Please do so again anytime you like.

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Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Postby Amarantha » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:29 am UTC

zug wrote:Now I'm very sad that I just threw away my rainbow colored toe socks :(
I have about a million of those! But no camera. Wait... sheol has a camera. I should get him to take pics of my toe socks socks socks.

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Re: Socks for SexyTalon!

Postby SecondTalon » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:45 pm UTC

I was expecting pictures of your toe socks. Where are the pictures of your toe socks? You do have toe socks, right?
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