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You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Duban » Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:59 pm UTC

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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Maseiken » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:21 pm UTC

That is frigging hilarious.
I just... it.. and...
I can't adequately describe it.
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Postby Daojia » Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:24 pm UTC

It sounds like the opening to the worst choose-your-own-adventure book of all time.
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Postby Goatboy » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:10 pm UTC

I was kind of hoping to choose my own adventure from here, actually.
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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:35 pm UTC

You see a rare parrot.
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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Internetmeme » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:50 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:You see a rare parrot.
>Image


>Get ye flaskImage
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Postby Clumpy » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:07 pm UTC

I love this clip. Is the "cameraman" Mark Carwardine?

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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Dropzone » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:07 pm UTC

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It is pitch black. You are likely to be shagged by a parrot.

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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Sonic132 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:18 pm UTC

Ah the power of the fora: this video has made the first page on youtube.
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Postby Weeks » Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:28 am UTC

Dropzone wrote:

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It is pitch black. You are likely to be shagged by a parrot.
This is awesome!
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Postby axilog14 » Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:31 pm UTC

"Look, he's so happy!" :D

Stephen Fry's talking all throughout was just the icing on the cake.
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Postby Hale » Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:19 pm UTC

I think that is probably the funniest thing I've seen yet this season.
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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby el_loco_avs » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:31 pm UTC

I caught this show by chance last night. I read this thread but never actually checked the youtube link, due to not being supposed to lazing around on here anyway.


The revelation was awesome.



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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Troy Martin » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:29 am UTC

Oh. Dear lord.

I just fell out of my chair laughing, taking my headphones with me.

pseudoidiot wrote:You see a rare parrot.
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>Shag parrotImage
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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Quadropus » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:27 am UTC

My favourite part was where Stephen Fry realises that the parrot has rather sharp claws and the poor lucky guy is actually getting hurt.
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Postby Manial » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:42 am UTC

axilog14 wrote:Stephen Fry's talking all throughout was just the icing on the cake.
And yet afterwards he manages to suck all the funny out :(

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Postby fjafjan » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:56 am UTC

Genius
Not sure how that parrot could confuse that guys neck with a female. Or maybe it was just the Parrot equivalent of Halo humping.
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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Manial » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:02 pm UTC

fjafjan wrote:Genius
Not sure how that parrot could confuse that guys neck with a female. Or maybe it was just the Parrot equivalent of Halo humping.
The cameraman mentions that the kakapo is staring at the lens of his camera, I think it probably saw the reflection and thought it was a female. (This could explain why the species is so rare they all have names).

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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby fyrenwater » Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:15 am UTC

Ouch, laughter-induced cramps! XD

The parrot's alternating wingslaps are way funnier than they should be. It's so great that his companions just watch and laugh.
...It made more sense in my head.

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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Rakysh » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:51 am UTC

The wingslaps were awesome. I think the camera guys top the same colour as the parrot. Maybe that had something to do with it.

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Postby Amarantha » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:14 am UTC

Seriously, if you can find it, read Last Chance to See, by Douglas Adams and Mark Carwardine. It explains in hilarious detail how bad the kakapo is at mating. And many other amusing Adamsisms besides.
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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby fyrenwater » Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:03 am UTC

Amarantha wrote:Last Chance to See

That parrot is absurdly cute. I want to nuzzle it's fluffy feathers... if I ever get to see one. :C
...It made more sense in my head.

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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Beacons! » Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:09 pm UTC

Sonic132 wrote:Ah the power of the fora: this video has made the first page on youtube.

I'd say Stephen Fry tweeting it is slightly more important.
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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby Cytoplasm » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:58 am UTC

This reminds me of the article when a male seal tried to mate with a random penguin.

But awww, the parrot really did look so happy!
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Re: You are being shagged by a rare parrot

Postby singlefin » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:32 pm UTC

fyrenwater wrote:...nuzzle...


To whom do we apply to get the spelling of a word changed? That word is *much* better with a g: Gnuzzle. *


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