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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:01 am UTC
The first ever, quasi-official xkcd forums contest is hereby
IN FULL EFFECT.
Be the first one to bust up this chiffarobe.
I got a nickel for you.
Ready, set, go!
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:08 am UTC
I will now proceed to bust up this chiffarobe, just like Tom Robinson!
There! All busted! Can I have my nickel? I would like it in unrefined ore, please.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:13 am UTC
Ah HA you have fallen for my trap for this contest was a trap indeed! I proceed to accuse you of raping me - Mayella Ewell - though this doesn't seem to make much sense, when you really stop and think about it.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:25 am UTC
Hold on a moment! I am not Tom Robinson! I just busted up the chiffarobe like Tom Robinson. In fact, I am Boo Radley, the one-legged pirate! I propose that we kill the moon from orbit with all the nuclear explosions in the world, unlike that crazy plan of the ninjas to pull it from orbit with an adamantium chain. How silly of them! We must kill the robotic undead (blue) flaming mockingbird's army!
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:43 am UTC
To Kill a Mockingbird's Army?
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:28 am UTC
The blue flaming one, yes.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:01 pm UTC
It's actually a mockingbird on cold fire with two heads, commanding an army of giant black undead mockingbirds. It's hardcore.