The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Things that don't belong anywhere else. (Check first).

Moderators: Moderators General, Magistrates, Prelates

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Kithplana » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:26 am UTC

Which is why I said sort of. I figured it's not the norm but it is close enough to make the connection.
User avatar
Kithplana
 
Posts: 400
Joined: Mon May 14, 2007 11:12 pm UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Adacore » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:23 am UTC

I think all of the initialised stuff I've seen at work (and we have an office in Glasgow, so there's a fair bit of it) has had things along the line of AMcA (for Arnold McAdams) and AMcQ (for Andrew McQueen) where Mc's and O's are involved. The convention for everyone else is three letter initials, so I'm AOO (Adam Oliver Oddy).
User avatar
Adacore
 
Posts: 1965
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:35 pm UTC
Location: 한국 창원

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby poxic » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:37 am UTC

We would likely do the same on this side of the pond if we had as many Mc's and Mac's and O's as (I imagine) you do. Our company has at least as many Wongs/Wangs and Lees/Lis as Mc's/Mac's. :wink:
TEAM SHIVAHN
Pretty much the best team ever

The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents, and the oceans was not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge.
-Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004)
User avatar
poxic
Eloquently Prismatic
 
Posts: 3559
Joined: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:28 am UTC
Location: Left coast of Canada

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Adacore » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:12 pm UTC

poxic wrote:We would likely do the same on this side of the pond if we had as many Mc's and Mac's and O's as (I imagine) you do. Our company has at least as many Wongs/Wangs and Lees/Lis as Mc's/Mac's. :wink:

I'm living and working in South Korea now, so my team (with 18 members) has 5 Kims and 3 Lees.
User avatar
Adacore
 
Posts: 1965
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:35 pm UTC
Location: 한국 창원

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby OBrien » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:01 pm UTC

And, once again, my initials come out as NOB...
Spelling and grammar can go screw themselves.
User avatar
OBrien
 
Posts: 1450
Joined: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:05 pm UTC
Location: 1 Bimini Road, downtown Atlantis

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Hofstadter'sLaw » Fri May 11, 2012 12:15 am UTC

The letter "L" in the Staples office supply store logo is a staple. =/
User avatar
Hofstadter'sLaw
 
Posts: 154
Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:09 am UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Dystopiq » Fri May 11, 2012 2:47 pm UTC

Your toilet flushes in E♭
Dystopiq
 
Posts: 8
Joined: Fri May 11, 2012 2:33 pm UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby poxic » Sat May 12, 2012 12:16 am UTC

Dystopiq wrote:Your toilet flushes in E♭

Hmm. Mine flushes mostly in a low B, then ends on E (not E flat).

/yes, I flushed it just to hum to it. I need more hobbies.
TEAM SHIVAHN
Pretty much the best team ever

The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents, and the oceans was not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge.
-Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004)
User avatar
poxic
Eloquently Prismatic
 
Posts: 3559
Joined: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:28 am UTC
Location: Left coast of Canada

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby K-R » Sat May 12, 2012 4:07 am UTC

Dystopiq wrote:Your toilet flushes in E♭

I think that belongs in the "How Have I Noticed That Now?" thread.
K-R
 
Posts: 1033
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:42 pm UTC
Location: Perth, Australia

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Thesh » Sat May 12, 2012 4:08 am UTC

My toilet flushes! Wow, that's going to save me so much time, and so many showers.
Eppur si mouve.
User avatar
Thesh
Has the Brain Worms, In Case You Forgot.
 
Posts: 2573
Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:55 am UTC
Location: Southern California, USA

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby UniqueScreenname » Sat May 12, 2012 4:21 am UTC

Showers? You mean I can be clean without having a bathtub?
broken_escalator wrote:Everyone knows afros are a hard counter to petrification.
poxic wrote:When we're stuck, flailing, and afraid, that's usually when we're running into the limitations of our old ways of doing things. Something new is being born. Stick around and find out what it is.
User avatar
UniqueScreenname
A Little Excited
 
Posts: 1167
Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:11 pm UTC
Location: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Kewangji » Sun May 13, 2012 7:13 pm UTC

Probably not something I should have said:

Spoiler:
Bathtub? You mean I can make meth in large quantities that easily without having to dig a grave and get a whole lotta square feet of plastic?
http://zombiesintelligently.com : blogful of words and daily flash fiction
Zarq wrote:I now have a newfound fear of mimes appearing above me. Thanks Obama Kewangji!
User avatar
Kewangji
Suspiciously Polite
 
Posts: 2027
Joined: Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:20 pm UTC
Location: Lost in Translation

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread?

Postby Lawsome » Sun May 27, 2012 12:54 pm UTC

kaimason1 wrote:On the subject of amalgamated usernames, Ive been seeing voicedotter as "voice dotter", not "voiced otter", for a while now before I noticed his sig explaining otherwise (which, now that I think of it, has actually been there a while).


I'm so glad i trawled back through this topic now.
Spoiler:
Image
Quizatzhaderac wrote:
Rosewinsall wrote:DOWN WITH CERTAINTY!

Are you certain of that?

Moose Anus wrote:I let my wife think I'm watching porn in the bathroom late at night, but I'm really playing Dwarf Fortress instead.
User avatar
Lawsome
 
Posts: 61
Joined: Mon May 07, 2012 7:35 pm UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Ptolom » Sun May 27, 2012 8:00 pm UTC

Kewangji wrote:Probably not something I should have said:

Spoiler:
Bathtub? You mean I can make meth in large quantities that easily without having to dig a grave and get a whole lotta square feet of plastic?

Spoiler:
Meth? You mean I can get high without snaring and licking toads?
It Should Be Real wrote:Fuck the wizard.
We're doing this manually.

http://www.hexifact.co.uk - Hacking blog: in which I take some things apart, and put other things together.
User avatar
Ptolom
 
Posts: 1428
Joined: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:55 pm UTC
Location: The entropy pool (Leicester)

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Magnanimous » Sun May 27, 2012 8:25 pm UTC

I just realized that "please" and "pleas" are basically the same word. If you're pleading with someone, you have a plea, and you'll probably say please.

duuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
addams wrote:Torture is Not how to get information.
The way to get information is with Blue Berry Pancakes.
User avatar
Magnanimous
Dick Tracy
 
Posts: 2989
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Land of Hipsters and Rain (LOHAR)

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread?

Postby UniqueScreenname » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:05 pm UTC

Lawsome wrote:
kaimason1 wrote:On the subject of amalgamated usernames, Ive been seeing voicedotter as "voice dotter", not "voiced otter", for a while now before I noticed his sig explaining otherwise (which, now that I think of it, has actually been there a while).


I'm so glad i trawled back through this topic now.

In a similar vein, I just noticed orangedragonfire can be read as orange dragon fire or oranged rag on fire. I'm thinking it's the first one.
broken_escalator wrote:Everyone knows afros are a hard counter to petrification.
poxic wrote:When we're stuck, flailing, and afraid, that's usually when we're running into the limitations of our old ways of doing things. Something new is being born. Stick around and find out what it is.
User avatar
UniqueScreenname
A Little Excited
 
Posts: 1167
Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:11 pm UTC
Location: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby RollingHead » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:01 pm UTC

This morning I looked in the bathroom mirror and realised my flower-patterned shirt has a human face on it.
For context: 20/f/Italy
User avatar
RollingHead
 
Posts: 291
Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:47 pm UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby You, sir, name? » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:56 pm UTC

RollingHead wrote:This morning I looked in the bathroom mirror and realised my flower-patterned shirt has a human face on it.


Are you sure it wasn't your face you saw in the mirror?
Blag.
Ternary computer emulator. Latest version is 0.5 [Nov 29 2008].

Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba.
User avatar
You, sir, name?
 
Posts: 6178
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:07 am UTC
Location: Chako Paul City

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Ashvio » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:39 am UTC

Abuse- ab+use
It took me years to realize the connection
Ashvio
 
Posts: 2
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:38 am UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Ashvio » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:49 am UTC

God->Good
Devil->Evil
Ashvio
 
Posts: 2
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:38 am UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Krealr » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm UTC

Ashvio wrote:God->Good
Devil->Evil


I would have added more emphasis

God->Good
Krealr
 
Posts: 66
Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:22 pm UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:20 pm UTC

Ashvio wrote:God->Good
Devil->Evil

god | dog

devil | lived
"When Archie is too progressive for you, that's how science identifies you as an earlier species" - Luke McKinney, Cracked.com

Honestly, if you're talking BBQ and 'a guy in a parking lot' isn't part of the conversation, something's wrong."
User avatar
SecondTalon
SexyTalon
 
Posts: 21606
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA, Mars. HA!

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:27 pm UTC

satan | natas
Derailed : Gaming Outside the Box.
SexyTalon wrote:*swoons* I love you, all powerful pseudoidiot!
ShootTheChicken wrote:I can't stop thinking about pseudoidiot's penis.
User avatar
pseudoidiot
hookers and blow
 
Posts: 4635
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:30 pm UTC
Location: Kansas City

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:50 pm UTC

pearly gates of heaven | nevaeh fo setag ylraep.

ylraep, people! ylraep!
"When Archie is too progressive for you, that's how science identifies you as an earlier species" - Luke McKinney, Cracked.com

Honestly, if you're talking BBQ and 'a guy in a parking lot' isn't part of the conversation, something's wrong."
User avatar
SecondTalon
SexyTalon
 
Posts: 21606
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA, Mars. HA!

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby You, sir, name? » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:23 pm UTC

bob | bob

!?won dog ruoy s'erehW
Blag.
Ternary computer emulator. Latest version is 0.5 [Nov 29 2008].

Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba.
User avatar
You, sir, name?
 
Posts: 6178
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:07 am UTC
Location: Chako Paul City

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby Magnanimous » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:14 pm UTC

Yvan et noij?
addams wrote:Torture is Not how to get information.
The way to get information is with Blue Berry Pancakes.
User avatar
Magnanimous
Dick Tracy
 
Posts: 2989
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Land of Hipsters and Rain (LOHAR)

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby UniqueScreenname » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:25 pm UTC

Magnanimous wrote:Yvan et noij?

:D
broken_escalator wrote:Everyone knows afros are a hard counter to petrification.
poxic wrote:When we're stuck, flailing, and afraid, that's usually when we're running into the limitations of our old ways of doing things. Something new is being born. Stick around and find out what it is.
User avatar
UniqueScreenname
A Little Excited
 
Posts: 1167
Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:11 pm UTC
Location: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby DaBigCheez » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:40 pm UTC

Cthulhu fhtagn | ngathf uhluhtc
existential_elevator wrote:It's like a jigsaw puzzle of Hitler pissing on Mother Theresa. No individual piece is offensive, but together...

If you think hot women have it easy because everyone wants to have sex at them, you're both wrong and also the reason you're wrong.
User avatar
DaBigCheez
 
Posts: 501
Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:03 am UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby The EGE » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:45 am UTC

UniqueScreenname wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:Yvan et noij?

:D


I'm amazed I caught that one.
sillybear25 wrote:But it's NPH, so it's creepy in the best possible way.

Shivahn wrote:I'm in your abstractions, burning your notions of masculinity.
User avatar
The EGE
 
Posts: 1032
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:11 am UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby casualevils » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:54 pm UTC

Today I realized that This song that we're playing in my community band doesn't have any of the themes from the LOTR movie in it because it was written in 1988.
User avatar
casualevils
 
Posts: 17
Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:25 pm UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby RebeccaRGB » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:33 am UTC

The ASIMO robot... is ASIMOV without the V.

(Although according to Wikipedia it's just a coincidence.)
Stephen Hawking: Great. The entire universe was destroyed.
Fry: Destroyed? Then where are we now?
Al Gore: I don't know. But I can darn well tell you where we're not—the universe!
User avatar
RebeccaRGB
 
Posts: 335
Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:36 am UTC
Location: Lesbians Love Bluetooth

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby GangsterFiction » Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:39 am UTC

I watched "Goodfellas" again the other night (classic!). I was astounded by the number of different actors in that movie who all later played significant roles in "The Sopranos". Is there a lack of decent Italian-American actors overall, or did the producers of The Sopranos actually do that on purpose . . . ?
GangsterFiction
 
Posts: 11
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:36 pm UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:36 pm UTC

GangsterFiction wrote:I watched "Goodfellas" again the other night (classic!). I was astounded by the number of different actors in that movie who all later played significant roles in "The Sopranos". Is there a lack of decent Italian-American actors overall, or did the producers of The Sopranos actually do that on purpose . . . ?

More of - There's a lack of actors who look Italian who take Gangster roles because they don't mind being typecast as Gangsters.
"When Archie is too progressive for you, that's how science identifies you as an earlier species" - Luke McKinney, Cracked.com

Honestly, if you're talking BBQ and 'a guy in a parking lot' isn't part of the conversation, something's wrong."
User avatar
SecondTalon
SexyTalon
 
Posts: 21606
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA, Mars. HA!

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby DavidSpencer » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:10 am UTC

Humpty Dumpty never says he's an egg.
DavidSpencer
 
Posts: 61
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:04 pm UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby PurplePenguin » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:00 pm UTC

I maintain that Humpty Dumpty is not an egg, and parents just decided to start telling their children that he was only an egg, as otherwise it is quite a disturbing little rhyme.
PurplePenguin
 
Posts: 38
Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:20 pm UTC
Location: Scotland

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby ShootTheChicken » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:44 pm UTC

Wikipedia suggests it was originally put forth as a riddle.
SexyTalon wrote:the Hot Freshness of Wicked Classic.
User avatar
ShootTheChicken
Best. Cheerleader. Ever.
 
Posts: 433
Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:11 am UTC
Location: America's Hat

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby folkhero » Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:08 am UTC

I hate riddles with dozens or hundreds of answers that all adequately answer the riddle, but with only one "right" answer. I mean, of all the things that could break when falling off a wall and that are difficult to put back together, how in the world is anyone supposed to guess that it's about an egg?
To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt...
User avatar
folkhero
 
Posts: 1730
Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:34 am UTC

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby TimelordSimone » Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:30 am UTC

Anything else the King's horses would have been able to put together again.
Obviously.
User avatar
TimelordSimone
 
Posts: 879
Joined: Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:05 pm UTC
Location: Nowheresville

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby emceng » Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:15 pm UTC

folkhero wrote:I hate riddles with dozens or hundreds of answers that all adequately answer the riddle, but with only one "right" answer. I mean, of all the things that could break when falling off a wall and that are difficult to put back together, how in the world is anyone supposed to guess that it's about an egg?


What's in my pocket?
When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. - CS Lewis
User avatar
emceng
 
Posts: 2754
Joined: Mon May 19, 2008 9:38 pm UTC
Location: State of Hockey

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread

Postby pseudoidiot » Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:31 pm UTC

Lint?
A hole?
Derailed : Gaming Outside the Box.
SexyTalon wrote:*swoons* I love you, all powerful pseudoidiot!
ShootTheChicken wrote:I can't stop thinking about pseudoidiot's penis.
User avatar
pseudoidiot
hookers and blow
 
Posts: 4635
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:30 pm UTC
Location: Kansas City

PreviousNext

Return to General

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Apammabug, carpinteyroztk, CEPHANDYVENCY, etetermmbq, Fekeenuisance, marbecofei, MobTeeseboose, Slageammalymn, SlefBalia, standamymnags, vogzbfay and 12 guests