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Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:15 am UTC

This is it, after months of having to look at my pixelated avatar and imagine my suave good looks I will post an unpixelated picture of myself.

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pollywog is awesome, that is all.
Addendum: Sethicus is also cool to the maximum.

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Postby Shizo » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:27 am UTC

Lack of face? Bad scarring?

What does your shirt say?
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Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:59 am UTC

Let's go with lack of face, I find that one rather amusing.
pollywog is awesome, that is all.
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Postby liza » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:01 am UTC

gmalivuk wrote:What are you trying to hide, Liza? What are you trying to hide?

I may or may not have witnessed someone ripping the flesh off someone else and eat it raw. I'm not saying the perpetrator was a raptor or the victim was someone who was, say, concerned with Existential Angst, but, well, it's best I go into hiding. :)
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Okita wrote:"What are you up to?"

"Attempting to save the free world and preserve Democracy...without Liza"
But...But [that would] just be announcing you're definitely about to fail.

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Postby knight427 » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:46 pm UTC

liza wrote:
gmalivuk wrote:What are you trying to hide, Liza? What are you trying to hide?

I may or may not have witnessed someone ripping the flesh off someone else and eat it raw. I'm not saying the perpetrator was a raptor or the victim was someone who was, say, concerned with Existential Angst, but, well, it's best I go into hiding. :)


Hmmm, I think there might be a tiny flaw in your plan but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Postby Belial » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:41 pm UTC

No flaw. We run the best witness protection program out there.

By "witness protection", I of course mean that we protect the witnesses from the police. And the legal system. And having to, for example, testify. And cryptozoology magazines.
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Postby william » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:23 pm UTC

liza wrote:
gmalivuk wrote:What are you trying to hide, Liza? What are you trying to hide?

I may or may not have witnessed someone ripping the flesh off someone else and eat it raw. I'm not saying the perpetrator was a raptor or the victim was someone who was, say, concerned with Existential Angst, but, well, it's best I go into hiding. :)

Raptors aren't subject to the legal system. We-I mean they, they have no reason to kill you for knowing. Besides, you'd be perfect for the creation of the new Human Raptor world domination plans which make even less sense than the Human Daleks!
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Postby liza » Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:00 am UTC

Belial wrote:No flaw. We run the best witness protection program out there.

By "witness protection", I of course mean that we protect the witnesses from the police. And the legal system. And having to, for example, testify. And cryptozoology magazines.


Belial has it right. The Raptors and their hat-wearing associates are the ones protecting me. You see, I was most definitely cheering the perpetrator on, and turns out that witnessing a devouring and not helping the victim/being a cheerleader for the devourer is illegal (we have so many absurd laws in America!). So now they're protecting me.

I just wish the guy guarding me at night would stop masturbating to the first hour of Jurassic Park while on the job. That is highly inappropriate.
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Okita wrote:"What are you up to?"

"Attempting to save the free world and preserve Democracy...without Liza"
But...But [that would] just be announcing you're definitely about to fail.

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Postby aisling » Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:41 am UTC

I can haz haircutz?


Yes indeed.


Behold!

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I'm very tired right now. I woke at 5 a.m. with stabbing pains in my jaw because my wisdom teeth were removed. I had to take a painkiller and they taste awful. Oh well.

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Postby liza » Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:15 am UTC

Sorry to hear your teeth still hurt. :( The haircut looks fab though! :)
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Okita wrote:"What are you up to?"

"Attempting to save the free world and preserve Democracy...without Liza"
But...But [that would] just be announcing you're definitely about to fail.

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Postby Shizo » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:00 am UTC

New room décor.
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My hair is broken.
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Reading the fora.
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My sabre hasn't tasted blood. Yet.
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Postby knight427 » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:16 am UTC

liza wrote:
Belial has it right. The Raptors and their hat-wearing associates are the ones protecting me. You see, I was most definitely cheering the perpetrator on, and turns out that witnessing a devouring and not helping the victim/being a cheerleader for the devourer is illegal (we have so many absurd laws in America!). So now they're protecting me.

I just wish the guy guarding me at night would stop masturbating to the first hour of Jurassic Park while on the job. That is highly inappropriate.


Speaker for the Deleted

I have come to a conclusion supported by a lack of evidence available for all not to see. Somnia and Belial hint at a crime of heinous proportions, yet no evidence of any conspiring is available in the entire world (by which I mean I couldn't find any after 3 mins of searching this forum). They playfully reminisce the devouring of a person just after Somnia thanks Belial for her magical name change. It is reasonable to assume that Somnia petitioned for a new handle which was already taken. For unknown reasons, Belial accommodated this request by brutally slaughtering the original Liza, consuming all but the shell for use by Somnia.

Now Somnia parades around in her new cloak, hypocritically hanging a sign of pacifism upon the trophy of treachery. Meanwhile, no one mourns the loss of the forgotten Liza v1.0.

However, I am not here to indict the guilty, but rather to speak truth of the deleted.

Liza v1.0 , we never really knew who you were, but who you were is less important than who you meant to be. The devotion you showed by signing up for a handle on a free forum speaks volumes of your desire for immortality on the internets. Surely you did not chose this place of high-minded geekellectualism by random chance. You desired the respect and admiration of all those you left behind. You must have meant to contribute so much to our community. Of what witty retorts did you deprive us? How many grainy poorly lit self-portraits of your face taken at arms length could we have drooled over? What title did you hope to see denied in place of some cheap-shot of pithy contempt from our cantankerous mods?

All that you hoped to be may not have been. However, you will be remembered for the greatness to which you undoubtedly aspired. Your identity will now and forever be carried by the poster formerly known as Somnia. And while her cowardly inaction arguably contributed to your demise, your immortality is now linked inexorably to her, and what she hopes to achieve.

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Postby Belial » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:27 am UTC

Tee hee. Knight427's story is so much better than the truth. I say we sub it in.

What he said is the truth now.

Reality has been overwritten.

Move along.
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Postby knight427 » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:35 am UTC

Belial wrote:Tee hee. Knight427's story is so much better than the truth. I say we sub it in.
What he said is the truth now.
Reality has been overwritten.
Move along.


Sweet, this is what it must have been like for L. Ron Hubbard, only my story is far more plausible and I will not make billions of dollars from it.
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Postby Maseiken » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:51 am UTC

...But you (Kinda) Stole it from Ender!
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(Translation: "Objection!")

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Postby German Sausage » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:32 am UTC

liza wrote:I just wish the guy guarding me at night would stop masturbating to the first hour of Jurassic Park while on the job. That is highly inappropriate.


i missed that sentence the first time around. what the HELL?
apparently i was wrong about you...
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Postby liza » Sun Aug 26, 2007 6:51 am UTC

Belial wrote:Tee hee. Knight427's story is so much better than the truth. I say we sub it in.

What he said is the truth now.

Reality has been overwritten.

Move along.


No kidding!
knight, can you rewrite the rest of my reality? Please?

German Sausage wrote:i missed that sentence the first time around. what the HELL?
apparently i was wrong about you...

That is exactly the reaction that I was expecting. It was one of those sentences that pops into your head, and you think to yourself, "Oh man, that's disturbing. I can't write that.

Can I?

Well, I've been contemplating writing it for the last five minutes. That'll will be time wasted if I don't type it now.
Still disturbing."
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Okita wrote:"What are you up to?"

"Attempting to save the free world and preserve Democracy...without Liza"
But...But [that would] just be announcing you're definitely about to fail.

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Postby German Sausage » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:22 am UTC

well anyway, your stock went up!

by the way, nice haircut, aisling, and shizo you are looking very dashing.
you kids have fun!
edit: and i would sig that fateful sentence, but i already have one that makes me warm inside. and it has a pun.
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Postby ChooChoo » Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:39 am UTC

Shizo wrote:Image
Paid $12 for a custom LEATHER BRACELET.


I want it. Give it to me now.

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Postby Shadow Tyrant » Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:04 am UTC

ChooChoo wrote:I want it. Give it to me now.


...Do I really even need to say it?

That's what she said, if you're a bit slow on the uptake.
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Postby aisling » Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:49 pm UTC

ChooChoo wrote:
Shizo wrote:Image
Paid $12 for a custom LEATHER BRACELET.


I want it. Give it to me now.


Oh man, you know what would be cool? A Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo one. I wonder if it would fit...

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Postby MFHodge » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:28 am UTC

Me posing with my new t-shirt:
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Postby bbctol » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:01 am UTC

VTHodge wrote:The human I sit on posing with his new t-shirt:
[picture of the hodge's human]


Fix'd.

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Postby knight427 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:14 am UTC

liza wrote:No kidding!
knight, can you rewrite the rest of my reality? Please?


Hmm, sounds like a big commitment. I happen to have a daughter on the way whose reality I will actually shape, so I'm kinda busy for the next 18 years or so. Tell you what, if there is something you really need rewritten, I'll see if I can get around to it. Just realize that your chances of dying increase exponentially as a function of time and dirty diapers.
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Postby Dibley » Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:53 am UTC

liza wrote:Do __Kit and pollywog look remarkably similar to anyone else? No? Okay then.

Yeah, it took me a minute to get that that wasn't _kit.

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Postby Ren » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:08 pm UTC

Yeah, _Kit and Pollywog look like brothers.
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Postby the Cow » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:14 pm UTC

What is Hodge considering so thoughtfully?

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Postby bookishbunny » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:15 pm UTC

^^^

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Postby MFHodge » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:16 pm UTC

3 out of 4 are correct. Have fun guessing which one is wrong, everybody.

You already know that I think you're a genius, so I won't tell you again. :wink:
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Postby Belial » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:19 pm UTC

Not a fan of skittles?
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Postby rachel » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:26 pm UTC

Jodge, that scantily-clad lady inside of your thought bubble is not your lady-lady. And I do not think she'd appreciate the fact that you're letting the entire internet know that you are thinking of ladies that are not her. Shame on you, Jodge.

Also, did everyone get a haircut!? Well, by everyone I mean Liza and Aisling, both of which have very pretty haircuts. Yours looks really good short, liza.

I got a haircut as well:

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Postby Jesse » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:28 pm UTC

You look confused at the bangs, if anything.

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Postby rachel » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:32 pm UTC

They are doing some sort of weird under-flippy thing right there. I suppose that's what I get for touching them ever.
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Meaux_Pas wrote:So in otherwords, it's like the best cake ever, covered in bees.


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Postby aisling » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:44 pm UTC

I really like your hair colour :)

Haha it's just super nice.

And a great cut, too!

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Postby the Cow » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:02 pm UTC

rachel wrote:Jodge, that scantily-clad lady inside of your thought bubble is not your lady-lady. And I do not think she'd appreciate the fact that you're letting the entire internet know that you are thinking of ladies that are not her. Shame on you, Jodge.


He's really just considering nose art. Old fashioned boy he is.
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Postby MFHodge » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:18 pm UTC

Love me some skittles, and the lady knows I like redheads. But I don't eat hamburgers. Just don't like 'em. Never have.

EDIT: In the pic, my eyes look like I'm trying to see up Red's skirt. Not an objection, just an observation.
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Postby the Cow » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:44 pm UTC

VTHodge wrote:Love me some skittles, and the lady knows I like redheads. But I don't eat hamburgers. Just don't like 'em. Never have.


Ok. Fix'd.

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VTHodge wrote:EDIT: In the pic, my eyes look like I'm trying to see up Red's skirt. Not an objection, just an observation.


No, you are not looking at "Red". You are clearly looking directly at the puppy!
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Postby Cheese » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:49 pm UTC

I note that KickTheCAN has gone and fuzzed up their background (aww, I wanted to play 'spot the piles of stuff lying around'...).
I know it was back at the start of this page, but I've not been around these fora for a few days and am catching up on (sort of) recent posts.

And rofl at the revised Hodge pic.
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Postby antonfire » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:51 pm UTC

Here's a more or less nice-looking picture of me:
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And just for fun, one from three years ago.
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Unfortunately, I don't think I could pull that off nearly as well anymore. Manlier face-shape, wider shoulders, etc.

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Postby Akula » Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:04 pm UTC

So, I'm from Vermont...
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