xkcd

by **22/7** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:43 pm UTC

It appears that you were kung fu fighting.

by **Jebobek** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:49 pm UTC

At least the shutter speed was fast as lightning!

by **xndrew** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:01 pm UTC

The photographer used a multi-shot setting
The camera cost at least three thousand dollars (I'm betting)

by **kovan** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:10 pm UTC

Well even a low-end SLR digital camera can run you up to a grand (and lenses even more), that's not too outrageous for a professional photographer.

by **22/7** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:16 pm UTC

We tried, Jebobek. We tried.

by **Azrael** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:26 pm UTC

That they didn't get the joke ... was a little bit frightening.

by **Jebobek** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:45 pm UTC

Yea, what the piss guys?!? Is this "ITT: we make 'Post yo' fehs' worse" or something?? Hahaha

by **xndrew** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:52 pm UTC

Hey man, I was on board, granted, I only rhymed the ing and not that nice t before it, but I at least tried to do something with it.

by **Azrael** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:04 pm UTC

xndrew wrote:Hey man, I was on board, granted, I only rhymed the ing and not that nice t before it, but I at least tried to do something with it.

Yeah ... you weren't actually on board, although you did notice there were boats.

I blame your in-expert timing.

by **thecommabandit** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:24 pm UTC

sleepygamer wrote:You'll like this.

Photoshoot with my band. By a lake. In woodland.

Here are all the photos.

Get the guy on the far right in this shot to look more serious and you've got an exponential band photo.

by **kovan** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:27 am UTC

You guys are lame....ing.

by **[.root/fail]** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:07 am UTC

Well, here's me. I'm in what I wear to lounge around the house, or going around after being up all night. My hair is wet [so it's messy, I like it, but it's dark, I don't like that], I'm wearing glasses randomly, I enjoy it. ....SHUTUP! *turns away* I'm not stupid...

I also hoping to get a haircut soon, make it like before, how I based my avatar.

Spoiler:

by **Moo** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:21 am UTC

[.root/fail] wrote:no matter what people say about how I look I still am shy.

Be that as it may, you are very pretty.

[/unintentionally creepy stranger]

by **[.root/fail]** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:25 am UTC

Moo wrote:Be that as it may, you are very pretty.
[/unintentionally creepy stranger]

*hugs* thank you, and you're not creepy, and you could come to the hugs thread where I hang out maybe?

by **felltir** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:26 am UTC

Moo wrote:
[.root/fail] wrote:no matter what people say about how I look I still am shy.
Be that as it may, you are very pretty.

[/unintentionally creepy stranger]

Yes indeed. [/QFT]

by **Moo** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:59 am UTC

... the pretty bit, the pretty bit, or both?

Hugs it is. I venture in there now and again, I think it is time for some huggage.

by **mandalynn** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:05 am UTC

Felltir wrote:
Moo wrote:
[.root/fail] wrote:no matter what people say about how I look I still am shy.
Be that as it may, you are very pretty.

[/unintentionally creepy stranger]

Yes indeed. [/QFT]

I agree as well...
What color is your hair not-wet? Like a dark brown? Or a light brown? cause it looks pretty black in the picture.

by **[.root/fail]** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:10 am UTC

mandalynn wrote:I agree as well...
What color is your hair not-wet? Like a dark brown? Or a light brown? cause it looks pretty black in the picture.

Thankyou, and it's naturally a medium brown, sometimes a light brown with a little orange. I dye it sometimes so it's more orangish red, I like how that looks.

by **Azrael** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:23 pm UTC

kovan wrote:You guys are lame....ing.

Seriously, you're not on the boat either. And you only know there's a boat 'cause xndrew pointed out there were boats while trying to erroneously suggest that he was on board The Boat.

HINT: rhyming words ending with '-ing' is not the joke.

by **Jebobek** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:38 pm UTC

I'm just posting the lyrics so we can move on with our lives and not argue about being in these boats you young whippersnappers rave about these days.

Carl Douglas

Kung Fu Fighting Lyrics

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

And so on:

Spoiler:

Now can we PLEASE, as a culture, move on?

by **Hawknc** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:08 pm UTC

Man, you don't tell people where The Boat is. The Boat can only handle so many people before it capsizes, it is critical that numbers are kept to a minimum.

by **ACU-LP** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:15 pm UTC

One word.
Derail

by **Jebobek** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:16 pm UTC

Yea it beats several pages of the "Post yo' fehs" thread of people trying to climb on the boats :evil:

by **Benfrenchman** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:19 pm UTC

Note to self: "The Boat" could be a very cool new nickname.

by **Azrael** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:23 pm UTC

I'll admit, after the first verse was finished, all I was going for was an opportune moment to use this:

: ILikeWhereThisThreadisGoing.jpg (48.51 KiB) Viewed 2248 times

or mabye:

: takeboat.gif (6.7 KiB) Viewed 2234 times

by **xndrew** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:20 pm UTC

Benfrenchman wrote:Note to self: "The Boat" could be a very cool new nickname.

I didn't know you were Zach Braff.

by **22/7** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:24 pm UTC

8 words to derail a thread with 211 pages. I brought my A-game.

by **felltir** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:35 pm UTC

Derail.

Boat.

BOATTRAIN!!!!!

See my sig for details.

by **Fantastic Idea** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:36 pm UTC

Less crap, more pics!

by **Jebobek** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:38 pm UTC

Aw

did you miss the boattrain?

Wait is that a little old tv behind you on the right hand side?

by **22/7** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:39 pm UTC

Disapproving Meaux disapproves!

Dammit! Ninja'd. Ish.

by **Fantastic Idea** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:56 pm UTC

Jebobek wrote:Aw did you miss the boattrain?

Wait is that a little old tv behind you on the right hand side?

Kind of. It's just the monitor for our security camera. It mostly looks at nothing.

by **Jebobek** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:00 pm UTC

Ah ok. I'd take a picture of me here working at the Hospital research center but I'd get tackled and fired for taking pictures of Protected Health Information.

Last.fm · by **KingLoser** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:08 pm UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:Less crap, more pics!

COUNTER ATTACK.

Spoiler:

by **pseudoidiot** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:20 pm UTC

Did someone say more pics?

Terribly dark. This is during what my wife now dubs my "mountain man phase." She has ~~requested~~ demanded that I never grow a bushy beard like that again. Neat and trimmed is okay. Oh, and that's 40 or 50 pounds ago (hooray for watching what I eat).

Spoiler:

Crappy photo of me and wife on Halloween a couple years ago. Can't see the full costume, but I was a software pirate (ironed on a bunch of software logos all over my shirt). And it's kind of dark so you can't really make out the awesome pirate hat. It turned out awesome, though. Wife is a blood-sucking attorney, "Ivanna Suckalot" (note: she actually has a law license).

Spoiler:

by **Azrael** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:22 pm UTC

I HAZ COCONUT FULL OF RUM:

: coconut.jpg (51.58 KiB) Viewed 2095 times

by **Fantastic Idea** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:25 pm UTC

Yay, Az and his little kangaroo! D'awww, I love you guys.

by **Teapot** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:28 pm UTC

Me in my pjs eating a kitkat. Pictures include awesome headphones!

Spoiler:

I own no good photos of me. Also I am bored and eating kitkats

by **Jebobek** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:33 pm UTC

could you please label your first image "OM" for the respected cookie monster'd "OM, NOM, NOM" ?

by **Teapot** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:38 pm UTC

done

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