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Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby Lani » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:47 pm UTC

That's right, post the worst pictures of yourself that you've got. And not just bad like there's a little bit of red eye or your eyes are closed, but the really really really awful ones. You know, the ones where you're in the middle of saying "Take the damn picture already!"

C'mon, we're all friends here! :D

I'll start:

Me, in Hawaii, after we've just finished the most grueling 5 mile hike ever*, and the only group shot we got the entire trip:

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*Probably because they'd closed that hike a few years ago


Maybe 5 years ago or so, visiting my family (this is why my hair is now short)

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Who's next? :D
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Postby Sprocket » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:54 pm UTC

Those pictures are fine...really. Where's the bad stuff...come on...step up lani.

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Postby Toeofdoom » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:56 pm UTC

I have the best idea! I will take photos of the photo parts of my ID cards, which are truly bad, with my laptop camera which is even worse. Beat that.

Be back soon with pics :P
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Postby stuck » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:01 pm UTC

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Postby Ren » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:03 pm UTC

Oh dear. Well, I guess if Lani can do it...

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This was at a hostel which used to be a gaol in O'Tawa, and it is not very good quality. Which is probably a good thing.

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And this is me from *several* years ago, back when I had long hair and wore denim jackets about four sizes too big for me.

However, those of you who have me on Facebook will be able to see *all* of the horrible pictures of me. There are rather a lot; I am not very photogenic.
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Postby solarchem » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:23 pm UTC

The ever popular forced group photo with a bunch of people you don't really know when all you really want to do is get the hell out of Middle of Nowhere, South Korea. I'm 5th from the left.

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Postby davef » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:27 pm UTC

I'll see all your crappy photos and raise you -

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Rehearsing with a band for some gigs we did last summer in Dublin. The singer is Dutch, and brought me the shirt as a gift. I have a bit of a collection of weird and wonderful shirts, but that one's a bit too weird and wonderful...
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Postby mrcheesypants » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:35 pm UTC

Solar that guy to the right of you scares me.

Man, most of the pictures of me look disgusting. I really suck at taking pictures because I can't smile real well.

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Postby MFHodge » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:13 pm UTC

:D I'll put up some bad pics as soon as I get home. Great idea, lani. Even if your pictures really aren't that bad.
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Postby Hawknc » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:30 pm UTC

I'm pretty certain I'll win this thread when I've uploaded them, just FYI.

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Postby EstLladon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:37 pm UTC

I've already posted link to this picture in a thread that was called "Proof of wastedness" or something similar... It is truly awful.


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Please resize or post a URL next time; that picture was far too big.
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:39 pm UTC

the horror. These pictures are appallingly, embarassingly bad. But at least when people see me at the meetup they might be pleasantly surprised. I'm not actually this gross.

this was me at 9:30 this morning. urgle.

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This was me last weekend, sitting on a mountain in western Massachusetts, hair fresh from having jumped in the Connecticut River and wearing my worst outfit, photographed from the perfect angle to make me look about 15lbs heavier than I actually am. Oh, and I'm making a stupid face. Awesome.

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*shrunk like woah to prevent strokes among viewers*
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Postby MFHodge » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:58 pm UTC

EstLladon wrote:I've already posted link to this picture in a thread that was called "Proof of wastedness" or something similar... It is truly awful.

Yikes! It's also pretty large. Would you mind resizing or linking?
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Postby Toeofdoom » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:02 pm UTC

Okay, heres me with some ID cards (doesnt look like theyre readable which is good I guess) and trying to smile as badly as possible while clicking the mouse button with my toe.

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EDIT: Is it just me or is it taking longer and longer to do anything on these forums?
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Postby FiercestCalm » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:08 pm UTC

Man, you guys haven't seen anything yet.
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Postby Narsil » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:13 pm UTC

To start off, I have no idea what the hell's going on here.
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Postby niko7865 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:49 pm UTC

Here's me being completely sober.
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Postby Lani » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:03 pm UTC

davef wrote:I'll see all your crappy photos and raise you -

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Rehearsing with a band for some gigs we did last summer in Dublin. The singer is Dutch, and brought me the shirt as a gift. I have a bit of a collection of weird and wonderful shirts, but that one's a bit too weird and wonderful...


Dave, that shirt is fabulous!! :D
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Postby bookishbunny » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:18 pm UTC

^^^ It is fabulous!

Who sent you the eyebrow? It sets off the whole outfit.
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Postby Mother Superior » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:30 pm UTC

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The second one is just... man...

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Postby Twasbrillig » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:40 pm UTC

I have plenty of bad pictures, but I delete the worst ones. Here's a... moderately bad one...

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[edit] Like my shirt?

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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:44 pm UTC

not just you, too
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Postby Twasbrillig » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:51 pm UTC

Phenriz wrote:not just you, too


Shh, the mods don't like to hear that. You know how some people get antsy when aggravated, and others get stabby? Mods get thread-deletion-y.

What? No! Shh...
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Postby Belial » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:51 pm UTC

I was mostly trying to see how many times I could delete it before it found its way to the proper forum.
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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:56 pm UTC

Belial wrote:I was mostly trying to see how many times I could delete it before it found its way to the proper forum.


i'll delete your face.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:56 pm UTC

Belial wrote:I was mostly trying to see how much I could piss Twasbrillig off. It's my hobby.



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Postby Belial » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:57 pm UTC

Phenriz wrote:
Belial wrote:I was mostly trying to see how many times I could delete it before it found its way to the proper forum.


i'll delete your face.


::struggles with immature impulse to delete Phenriz's avatar, as it is his online "face"::
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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:59 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
Phenriz wrote:
Belial wrote:I was mostly trying to see how many times I could delete it before it found its way to the proper forum.


i'll delete your face.


::struggles with immature impulse to delete Phenriz's avatar, as it is his online "face"::


if you do, i'll find a slightly more annoying one!
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Postby gmalivuk » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:01 pm UTC

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I'm the guy on the left. You know, the one who looks like a fatter, insufficiently bearded version of the guy in my avatar, also with worse glasses.
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Postby Belial » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:01 pm UTC

if you do, i'll find a slightly more annoying one!


Really?

Between the two of us, I think we could give some of the more finicky forum members a bout of seizures.

Let's do it.
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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:02 pm UTC

Belial wrote:Really?

Between the two of us, I think we could give some of the more finicky forum members a bout of seizures.

Let's do it.


ok, you're on, time to open up imageready and start some color inverting!
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Postby qu » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:20 pm UTC

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Postby Princess Marzipan » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

When I look at Phenriz's avatar now, I hear an awesome bass beat hinting at the anticipation of synthesizers.
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Postby Toeofdoom » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:45 pm UTC

Phenriz wrote:very cool qu.


Trippy avatar. That is actually worthy of this thread.
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Postby the Cow » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:46 pm UTC

CreemyNougat wrote:When I look at Phenriz's avatar now, I hear an awesome bass beat hinting at the anticipation of synthesizers.


I feel the need for some sort of seizure warning.
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Postby Belial » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:53 pm UTC

Let the seizures begin.
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Postby niko7865 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:57 pm UTC

Thankfully adblock filters out the seizure causing avatars.
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Postby qu » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:57 pm UTC

Belial wrote:Let the seizures begin.


If you focus on it long enough, it feels as though it's sucking you in.

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Postby SoapyHobo » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:02 pm UTC

niko7865 wrote:Thankfully adblock filters out the seizure causing avatars.


But you need a good seizure every now and then to clear your system...

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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:07 pm UTC

you're all lucky i didn't go with my first choice.

that is all.
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