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Postby Eleven » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:08 pm UTC

gmalivuk wrote:*party time*

I'm the guy on the left. You know, the one who looks like a fatter, insufficiently bearded version of the guy in my avatar, also with worse glasses.


Um, in the hand in the upper left corner I see a cup and a... what is that? I have thoughts and they make no sense.

Also, I'm going to scrounge around for a picture. One starring me with bedhead, an attitude, zits, and a cat. Maybe lazy eye.

Is there a pants rule?

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Postby Alisto » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:14 pm UTC

Eleven wrote:Is there a pants rule?


Yes, but it is gender-dependent.

*EDIT* This just in: the pants rule has been appealed. Pants are not necessary, but images must still be PG-13.

Also, sock stocks are up.
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Postby OCR » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:23 pm UTC

Phenriz wrote:you're all lucky i didn't go with my first choice.

that is all.


I'm thinking the first choice involved a Fight Club type edit to the animation. If so, I consider myself lucky.

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Postby Jesse » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:24 pm UTC

Glamrock night.

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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:24 pm UTC

OCR wrote:
Phenriz wrote:you're all lucky i didn't go with my first choice.

that is all.


I'm thinking the first choice involved a Fight Club type edit to the animation. If so, I consider myself lucky.



lol nah i wouldn't subject everyone here to porn like that, i'm not THAT inconsiderate.

but if someone here had even mild epilepsy my first choice would have induced a seizure.
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Postby Rodan » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:46 pm UTC

I don't think I've had any horribly bad pictures, but my brother's old ID card made a tough German guard at an airport burst out laughing it was that bad.

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Postby Eleven » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:48 pm UTC

Alisto wrote:
Eleven wrote:Is there a pants rule?


Yes, but it is gender-dependent.

*EDIT* This just in: the pants rule has been appealed. Pants are not necessary, but images must still be PG-13.

Also, sock stocks are up.

Crap, I shouldn't have sold...

Oh well. 13-year-olds know from panties, at least.

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Postby aldimond » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:50 pm UTC

Come on Jesster, those pictures rock! I'm sure you can do worse than that!

Now *this* is a bad picture. The facial asymmetry that seems to be getting worse every day. The bad angle. The hair. The unshoweredness. The random stubble. This picture has it all.

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Postby Shro » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:52 pm UTC

I just found this one.


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Postby Belial » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:53 pm UTC

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Postby MFHodge » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:02 pm UTC

Me dancing, I think. I believe we were messing around with the new camera, about 4 years ago.
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Postby aisling » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:52 pm UTC

Oh jeeze. I take the worst photos sometimes.

Especially when I've fallen asleep after being awake for about 30 hours, most of which was spent on a plane and then a bit of walking around Amsterdam in a daze. Also, I was sleeping on a bus.

Here we are:

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I win the bad photo award!

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Postby Jesse » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:53 pm UTC

Haha, agreed. You win the thread.

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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:53 pm UTC

aisling wrote:I win the bad photo award!


i'm not trying to sound like a complete asshole, but.....

yes, yes that image does.
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Postby aisling » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:56 pm UTC

Haha. I swear I don't actually sleep with my mouth hanging open like that, it was just because I was sitting upright.

Almost every person on the trip has a photo like that, except the smart ones who put something over their face before falling asleep around 40 other teenagers.

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Postby Jesse » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:00 pm UTC

What are the odds that someone like Pesh quotes your picture anyway, and adds the caption "Hot."?

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Postby Ren » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:01 pm UTC

aisling wrote:
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Hott.

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Postby Hammer » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:02 pm UTC

Jesster wrote:What are the odds that someone like Pesh quotes your picture anyway, and adds the caption "Hot."?


^^^ Does this mean that Ren is like Pesh?
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Postby Jesse » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:07 pm UTC

Hammer wrote:
Jesster wrote:What are the odds that someone like Pesh quotes your picture anyway, and adds the caption "Hot."?


^^^ Does this mean that Ren is like Pesh?


It would not surprise me at all.

At all.

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Postby Ren » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:14 pm UTC

:shock:
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Postby Sprocket » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:26 am UTC

aldimond wrote:Come on Jesster, those pictures rock! I'm sure you can do worse than that!

Now *this* is a bad picture. The facial asymmetry that seems to be getting worse every day. The bad angle. The hair. The unshoweredness. The random stubble. This picture has it all.


but mostly you look like you're wearing someone else's hair.
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Postby SecondTalon » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:57 am UTC

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Postby davef » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:14 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote: [img]
Do I really need to say anything?


No. No you don't. Unless the state of Texas compels you to incriminate yourself, that is...
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Postby Alisto » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:27 am UTC

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Postby Sprocket » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:46 am UTC

Toeofdoom wrote:Okay, heres me with some ID cards (doesnt look like theyre readable which is good I guess) and trying to smile as badly as possible while clicking the mouse button with my toe.
EDIT: Is it just me or is it taking longer and longer to do anything on these forums?
AWE! You haven't changed a bit. (still very cute)

SO, did I miss something awful Phenriz posted?
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Postby Lani » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:37 am UTC

Aisling, you are my new hero. That is AWESOME. :D
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Postby damienthebloody » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:41 am UTC

Jesster wrote:Hilarity

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This is a great and wonderful photo. Although I'm not so sure about the guy with the beard :P
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Postby MFHodge » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:07 pm UTC

Alisto wrote:Image

Alisto is clearly a badass mo-fo. Jersey style.
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Postby Hawknc » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:08 pm UTC

Westside, innit?

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Postby MFHodge » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:21 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:Westside, innit?

Yeah, but Jersey doesn't have much of an east/went. I was sort of calling him a poser.
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Postby Toeofdoom » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:30 pm UTC

CatProximity wrote:
Toeofdoom wrote:Okay, heres me with some ID cards (doesnt look like theyre readable which is good I guess) and trying to smile as badly as possible while clicking the mouse button with my toe.
EDIT: Is it just me or is it taking longer and longer to do anything on these forums?
AWE! You haven't changed a bit. (still very cute)

SO, did I miss something awful Phenriz posted?



uhmmm... good to know I guess... >.>


Phenriz made his avatar so that every second frame the colours were inverted... I preferred it that way really.

Although, I do have a picture very similar in situation to aisling's somewhere around, from back in year 7 or 8... That could be a winner, if I can find it XD
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Postby Alisto » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:56 pm UTC

VTHodge wrote:
Hawknc wrote:Westside, innit?

Yeah, but Jersey doesn't have much of an east/went. I was sort of calling him a poser.


I will so pop a cap in your behind.
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Postby Hawknc » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:08 pm UTC

Also, I was parodying Ali G etc. Nobody (NOBODY) says "innit" in a serious fashion around here.

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Postby German Sausage » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:15 pm UTC

Jesster wrote:
Hammer wrote:
Jesster wrote:What are the odds that someone like Pesh quotes your picture anyway, and adds the caption "Hot."?


^^^ Does this mean that Ren is like Pesh?


It would not surprise me at all.

At all.

well, she is a predator, after all...
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Postby Vandole » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:43 pm UTC

Ironically, this is one of my more photogenic moments, but alas, I chose to crook my neck awkwardly and look at the ceiling.
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This was taken... oh, ages ago. I can see I still had my braces and old glasses, so at most that's grade 8 or 7. I was such an awkward kid, it's pretty embarrassing to look back at that.
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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:58 pm UTC

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Postby aisling » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:40 am UTC

lani wrote:Aisling, you are my new hero. That is AWESOME. :D


Why thank you :)

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Postby parkaboy » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:54 am UTC

passed out

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and a chubby elf (about 2 years and 55lbs ago...)

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just a link. the pic is too big and i'm at work. at least the dog is cute. i miss that stupid dog. =(
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Postby |333173|3|_||3 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:49 am UTC

If I can find the photos of myself as the cat form Kiss, I will post them. I am completely unrecognisable in them. The other option for bad photos would be one of my old school IDs which looks more like my brother than me.
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Postby parkaboy » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:56 am UTC

|333173|3|_||3 wrote: ...the cat form Kiss, ...


... Peter Criss? Tell me you have the full outfit.
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