Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby jerome_bc » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:30 pm UTC

In the "plastered" category... (I'm the guy)
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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby Rippy » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:43 am UTC

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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby Lord Aurora » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:34 am UTC

Myrtle Beach trip 2008. My hair was dreadfully long and my hangover was dreadfully present.

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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby mrbaggins » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:10 pm UTC

Heres some dodgy versions of me...

Captain stoned (But I'm not)
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About two weeks after getting contacts, graffiti night at uni, moved on to pub in town for this shot
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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby Moo » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:38 pm UTC

Hair and flab everywhere, crooning to Singstar. Oh dear.
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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby steewi » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:15 am UTC

Bad, bad pics of me.

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1. Flubberface, so it was kind of deliberate.
2. I was supposed to make that face and stop making it again before the photo was taken. Plus, wardrobe malfunction.
3 + 4. Drunkenness. No more said.

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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:52 am UTC

ohhh this is a fun thread, i has a good one
i am actually a little proud cause this pic has been the band's myspace photo for years.
i'm the girl, btw
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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby rnew » Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:29 am UTC

I'm not scared of this thread. Bring it. My girlfriend has this picture framed.
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Re: You shouldn't be in pictures: the anti-post your face thread

Postby xndrew » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:12 pm UTC

Oh man, I don't know that any of my photos belong anywhere but here. I tend to love bad photographs of myself though, I think they're hilarious. Still, here's one that's probably worse then the others:
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby BigBoss » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:16 pm UTC

This is the worst picture of me.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

i'm still convinced that out of the recent posts, none of yours can compare to mine.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby 3fj » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:40 pm UTC

BRING IT
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I HAVE MANY MORE</cruise control>
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:47 pm UTC

i give in
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby Moo » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:00 pm UTC

NECRO TIME!

Flabilicious.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby Whelan » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:24 pm UTC

Spoilered for large an' ugly
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I hate my face in profile

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I wasn't in the best state

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Look at my ribs!
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:42 am UTC

The only saving grace I have is that I'm not the only blank-faced nerd in this photo. (I'm in the green t-shirt, standing.) This was also back when I had long hair and pulled it back in a severe, unflattering ponytail. For reference, this is what I look like now.

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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby Gojoe » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:54 am UTC

What an awesome thread!
I found one when i was a little kid
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And a more recent one
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby TaintedDeity » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:16 am UTC

Hurray! I found some more!
It was fun going through my friends photos of us having fun around town to find these.

This was entertaining. They waxed my leg and told me it would be really bad so I pulled a face.
It was disappointingly pain free.
I look rather rat-like here.
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This was at my 18th birthday party. We wore pyjamas :D
I'm not really sure what happened here.
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Here's the best, I was shaking my head back and forward making a noise.
No idea why, again.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing

Postby obituary » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:50 am UTC

I've got a ton of these.. sadly.

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a bit proud of my facial expression in this one..
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hey. i like you. <3.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby podbaydoor » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:03 pm UTC

I was thinking of this thread and it totally deserves necro-ing.

For years I was mortified that this picture existed. But now I don't really look like that anymore and anyway I'm far enough removed from Freshman Year '06 that I can just laugh. I now look upon this picture as some kind of pinnacle in aesthetically unpleasing...somehow the cameraperson got *everyone* at a bad moment.

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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby Zohar » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:23 pm UTC

That is quite impressive.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby saxmaniac1987 » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:30 pm UTC

Oh man I totally had a funny picture in this thread but now the link is broken. Oh well. Let's go with one more recent, eh? Spring 2009, playing a game (can anyone figure it out?) I wish i had the un-censored version of this, because the other two people's faces are hysterical. Alas, I can't find it. Enjoy!
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby Azrael001 » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:32 pm UTC

I've got a crap load of photos that are horrible. But I won't post them 'til later when I'm on a computer that has them.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby TaintedDeity » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:25 pm UTC

Yes! More bad photos! More!
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby podbaydoor » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:44 pm UTC

More bad photos? Here's another one from freshman year: asleep in class.
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Postby Zohar » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:45 pm UTC

Sexy. 8)
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby WaterToFire » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:05 pm UTC

I agree. I think my friend has a very similar one. Now I just need to find one myself.

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Postby meatyochre » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:32 am UTC

egosearching for later posting of terrible pictures.

I didn't want to post in the facerity thread because frankly, most pictures I take are pretty bad unless specifically orchestrated and I'm blessed by the presence of lucky weather/lighting. I'll find the worst of the worst once I'm on my home pc.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby DecemberSoul » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:26 am UTC

Being drunk was no excuse for this:
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I dunno what had disgusted me so.
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Postby Moo » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:03 pm UTC

podbaydoor wrote:*pic of bunch of students who ALL have laptops*
I feel really old.
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Postby Zohar » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:11 pm UTC

Don't feel too old. I think everyone started having laptops just a couple of years after I finished uni. It was pretty much instantaneous.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:02 pm UTC

Moo wrote:
podbaydoor wrote:*pic of bunch of students who ALL have laptops*
I feel really old.

You really don't want to click on this picture, then. (spoilered for off-topic)
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Postby Zarq » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:13 pm UTC

It must be really hot in there.
You rang?

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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby Overdosed on Apathy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:09 pm UTC

So, this is me, in the worst bridesmaids dress in bridesmaid history, trying to clean cake off my teeth for the picture that the guy told me he wanted to take. Too bad he took it before I finished. D:
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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:30 pm UTC

I've.. seen worse dresses.

That said, that's .... I'm trying to think of what else you and the photographer could possibly have done to make that any more unflattering. Short of *ahem* self-adjustments as well, I'm drawing a blank.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby Overdosed on Apathy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:16 pm UTC

Sadly, that is but one of many awful pictures of me.
Maybe I'm just really not photogenic at all.
Maybe I'm just ugly.
Who can say?
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Of course, this is one of those self portrait things, so there you go.
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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby TaintedDeity » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:52 pm UTC

Taking terrible photos doesn't mean you're ugly. People make all sorts of weird faces and positions when just going about their business. Snap them in any of those non-posed moments and BOOM they probably look weird.
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Postby sophyturtle » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:55 pm UTC

Example:
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I want to get to a place where I am neither conforming nor rebelling but simply being.

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Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Postby Overdosed on Apathy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:00 pm UTC

TaintedDeity wrote:Taking terrible photos doesn't mean you're ugly. People make all sorts of weird faces and positions when just going about their business. Snap them in any of those non-posed moments and BOOM they probably look weird.

Haha, I don't really think I'm ugly, but you wouldn't know it from any of the pictures people take of me. I just feel so awkward when I have to stand there and pose... And when I'm not posing, someone always catches me doing something really unflattering... Like picking cake out of my teeth.
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Postby Overdosed on Apathy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:01 pm UTC

sophyturtle wrote:Example:
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Hahaha, I actually think that's kind of cute... In a weird sort of way.
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