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Postby Khonsu » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:26 am UTC

Belial wrote:Let the seizures begin.

Wait. What if someone actually is prone to seizures?

Also, I'm totally looking at my worst pictures ever and they make me sad. Really sad. Like, "Who is that person, that isn't even me 99% of the time, god I was ugly at 19" sad.
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Postby aisling » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:31 am UTC

Ishindri wrote:(But seriously, Shadow Tyrant does in fact win. For now. And no, I'm not posting any pictures, either.)


NO. I ALREADY WON THE THREAD BACK WHEN IT WAS FIRST CREATED.

Shadow Tyrant can have second place.

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Postby Khonsu » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:38 am UTC

Fuck it.

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*whimper* God, that haircut. The shirt. The chipped tooth before I got it fixed. The uncertain, "Mom, I hate you stop taking pictures of me" smile. :oops:

Shadow Tyrant wrote:I win. >_>


*spittake* Oh God, I was totally unprepared for that. Were you what, a 13 year old boy in that or what?

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Postby TizzyFoe » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:49 am UTC

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i'm on the left, and win the thread

(its possible that i had a bit to drink)

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Postby Shadow Tyrant » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:55 am UTC

aisling wrote:Shadow Tyrant can have second place.

If that's not the story of my life...


</emo>
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Postby aisling » Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:58 am UTC

Shadow Tyrant wrote:
aisling wrote:Shadow Tyrant can have second place.

If that's not the story of my life...


</emo>


Haha. No, it's just that my photo is me, with glasses, no foundation and the remainders giant boil zit on my chin, sleeping upright on a bus somewhere between Amsterdam and Rotterdam.

So I think it wins.

Your second place prize includes a jar of awesomesauce! :)

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Postby Pseudomammal » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:03 am UTC

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Ahh eat mah sushis!
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Postby Alisto » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:05 am UTC

With a fork? Unacceptable.
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Postby RealGrouchy » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:06 am UTC

I'd comment about your style of fork-holding, but I suppose that would be in character for a person who likes eating sushi (who would thus be expected to be holding chopsticks, not a fork).

Edit: Ninja'd. Curses!

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Postby Bakemaster » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:07 am UTC

Without giant piles of wasabi and ginger? Unacceptable.
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Postby Pseudomammal » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:30 am UTC

Alisto wrote:With a fork? Unacceptable.

It's okay, I eat pasta and ice cream with chopsticks.

RealGrouchy wrote:I'd comment about your style of fork-holding, but I suppose that would be in character for a person who likes eating sushi (who would thus be expected to be holding chopsticks, not a fork).

You win the "gets the joke" award.

Bakemaster wrote:Without giant piles of wasabi and ginger? Unacceptable.

You just plain win.
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Postby parkaboy » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:24 pm UTC

good lord who MADE that sushi? its all messy! unless you just mangled it getting it onto your plate with that fork...
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Postby RealGrouchy » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:18 pm UTC

Pseudomammal wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I'd comment about your style of fork-holding, but I suppose that would be in character for a person who likes eating sushi (who would thus be expected to be holding chopsticks, not a fork).

You win the "sucks the fun out of the joke" award.
Why thank you.

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Postby PictureSarah » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:32 pm UTC

So, earlier this year I got it into my head that I needed to do a picture in drag, and was experimenting with a way to come up with realistic looking facial hair.

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And there's this little gem...where it looks like one eye is larger than the other, a la deranged cartoon.

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Postby noparenthesis » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:19 pm UTC

Taken nearly two years ago, shortly after I got out of the hospital from having shoulder surgery. I took this picture to send to my dad so he'd know I was doing okay.

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I wound up not sending it, because after one look at that picture my parents probably would have decided I died on the operating table. I wasn't feeling well.

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Postby RealGrouchy » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:31 pm UTC

PictureSarah, you aren't allowed in this thread.

Also, many other people have been posting fairly ordinary-looking photos. Many people are saying "wow, this really doesn't look like how I normally do", but we're not used to seeing you in your normal mode, so it just looks like a poorly-taken photo of a regularish person.

In fact, if you post such photos of yourself in this thread, that may become our conception of what you regularly look like.

Ones like the obviously-drunk ones and the balloons-in-shirt one, now those are photos you don't wanna be seen in!

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Postby TRM » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:34 pm UTC

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Postby Pseudomammal » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:38 pm UTC

apocralypse wrote:good lord who MADE that sushi? its all messy! unless you just mangled it getting it onto your plate with that fork...


We had a bunch of people over to make sushi, some of whom were sushi noobs. Those were the factory seconds.

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Postby aisling » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:44 pm UTC

Pseudomammal wrote:
We had a bunch of people over to make sushi, some of whom were sushi noobs. Those were the factory seconds.

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Sad Sushi is sad.


Now I'm sad from looking at that.

Wow.

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Postby Shadow Tyrant » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:48 pm UTC

RealGrouchy wrote:Ones like the obviously-drunk ones and the balloons-in-shirt one, now those are photos you don't wanna be seen in!

Actually, they were over-sized tennis balls.


[...In before the innuendo]
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Postby Ren » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:49 pm UTC

I may have posted too much in this thread, but RG is right, people keep posting normal-looking pictures in this thread.

So here is a picture of me, which I think is hilarious, but is a truly scary picture.

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Postby gmalivuk » Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:59 pm UTC

Nice one, Ren.

People: that is what we're talking about when we say "bad pictures".

PictureSarah, I would say that, if we stretch the rules a little bit, your first one can belong in this thread. To get other ones in here, though, you have to stop your photographer self from immediately getting rid of the truly bad ones.
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Postby PhantomReality » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:25 pm UTC

DROP ACID NOT BOMBS.

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Postby sarahnade » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:06 pm UTC

Maybe it doesn't count, cause I was actually trying to make an ugly face, but... well I didn't think it would be quite so vomit inducing.

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Postby sunkistbabe1 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:01 pm UTC

Jesster wrote:Hilarity

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Is that a monty python killer bunny? lol

Here's a bad one of me (post baby #2 - so i still had a bit of the baby weight) We were playing cards with hubby's cousins and I just grabbed one of their hats and sat it on the top of my head lol

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Postby mrcheesypants » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:42 pm UTC

Ren wrote:I may have posted too much in this thread, but RG is right, people keep posting normal-looking pictures in this thread.

So here is a picture of me, which I think is hilarious, but is a truly scary picture.

[img]AHHHHHH!!!!![/img]


Oh God kill it now!

edit: oh and uh you win the thread Ren.

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Postby bbctol » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:55 am UTC

mrcheesypants wrote:Oh God kill it now!

edit: oh and uh you win the thread Ren.


Okay, we now have at least four winnars. this has to stop.

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Postby marshlight » Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:35 am UTC

Ooh I have one!

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Postby scrt_rbt_agnt » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:14 am UTC

i could not find any pictures of me that i hate, so instead i post this awkward one where i decided to have a mustache for a day.

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Postby pollywog » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:50 am UTC

sunkistbabe1 wrote:Image


You really look like my aunt. Except your hair is longer. But I know your not. I hope.
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Postby The Cosmic Fool » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:51 am UTC

Shadow Tyrant wrote:I win. >_>

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[It's quite a few years old.]


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Postby Rasputin » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:31 pm UTC

sunkistbabe1 wrote:Here's a bad one of me (post baby #2 - so i still had a bit of the baby weight) We were playing cards with hubby's cousins and I just grabbed one of their hats and sat it on the top of my head lol

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Postby dubsola » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:38 pm UTC

There are some awesomely bad pics here, well done gmalivuk, aisling, shadowtyrant, davef, alisto, german sausage, mat, dumb clown, guspatsy, and ren for the last one.

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I think you're talking about your junk, again.

No wonder elminster has such an enormous signature. It has to live up to his afro!

Now I'm not going to post any bad pictures of myself. I'll post one of my girlfriend! She'll be ok with it!*

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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:14 pm UTC

scrt_rbt_agnt wrote:i could not find any pictures of me that i hate, so instead i post this awkward one where i decided to have a mustache for a day.

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wwwow. Never saw that one before. Plz to not be having only a mustache again.
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Postby MFHodge » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:48 pm UTC

Ren wrote:So here is a picture of me, which I think is hilarious, but is a truly scary picture.

I will spend the rest of the morning repeating to myself, "Ren is an attractive adult female, not an awkward, pre-teen boy." Over and over.
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Postby ifeedlions » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:22 pm UTC

Oh? I'll keep repeating to myself that Shadow Tyrant is a preteen boy...
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Postby Clerria » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:26 pm UTC

I venture to say that at least half of the photos on this thread are great pictures, and you are a terrible judge of what constitutes embarassing photos.

Shame!

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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:33 pm UTC

Khonsu wrote:
Belial wrote:Let the seizures begin.

Wait. What if someone actually is prone to seizures?

Also, I'm totally looking at my worst pictures ever and they make me sad. Really sad. Like, "Who is that person, that isn't even me 99% of the time, god I was ugly at 19" sad.

I am prone to seizures, and I just had a seizure (which is how I found this thread, I searched for seizures). For a few minutes I believed that the browser window was actually a building that I was looking at through the window that was my computer monitor (it's really wierd, having reality take a complete fucking left turn for two or three minutes). It's my first seizure since JULY, and I'm all pissed off now.

Also, Khonsu's a cutie, but I see her more as a tiny sister now, so it doesn't work.

I can't find any specifically awful pictures of me, so if anyone has Facebook, just check my pics out there, and be prepared for teh fear.

EDIT: I'm the one exceeding the chair's written maximum capacity by 60 lbs.

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Postby The Dork Knight » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:47 pm UTC

I don't get it. Except for Mighty Jalapeño, you all look fine.
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Postby Cassi » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:02 pm UTC

My grandparents have a couple truly hideous pictures of me on their computer, and while they won't let me delete them, I think I've convinced them to let them stay there...

The worst I have is:

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That's us hoping for a natural looking picture, and the guys taking the picture not getting it, so us starting to yell at them, at which point they finally took the picture... (I'm on the left.)


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