Another one shyly enters the forums and feels the eyes of the members upon him. He is clearly a n00b here and he's self aware. Who is he? Why is he here? Why the look of unease on his face?
He's a young man of 19 years, in case you're wondering. His height is only exceeded by his slimness and he could nearly pass as a walking skeleton. As he paces forward into the thread, he introduces himself.
"Hello.", he says after clearing his throat. Everyone simply stares at him. "My name is Paul..." he continues "...but my Internets identity is called Silverbolt. I am from a small and obscure country in Eastern Europe called Romania. You may have heard of it and no. It is not in France."
"Are you a vampire?" Asks an inquisitive older member. The newcomer's eyes flare momentarily with anger.
"I loathe that stereotype, kind sir, and I would appreciate if you would leave your Stokerish delusions at home. I am not a vampire, and such creatures do not exist. If I were to say otherwise, I would be in direct violation of the Masquerade and..." he blushes "...but that's neither here nor there."
"Why are you here?" Asks someone from a corner.
"Well, my kind sir..." he replies "...I was linked to this comic several weeks ago by someone and became addicted instantly addicted. Then, out of sheer boredom I thought I could join the forums, because, given the nature of the comics, I was most likely to find many intelligent people here."
Someone shouts from the back: "What the hell are YOU doing here then?"
There is a sudden burst of laughter throughout the cyberspace and the newcomer can not help but smile and chuckle himself.
"That remains to be seen. At any rate, I hope this place is everything I hoped for and I would stay here, if you'll have me. One word of caution, though. My sanity is questionable, so be careful around me. You just might end up losing your own."
With that, the stranger steps in awaits for a response.
LOL, I liek, totally rp'd my way in2 teh forumz lol!
Sorry, I was bored. Hi.
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