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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:16 pm UTC
by Mathmagic
Squeak wrote:Thought I'd reintroduce myself as I've been away a day or so (and on this thread with the rate of posts thats like a year!)

So I'm Squeak and I have boobs!
(oh and I'm legal in England but not all of your american states etc!)

HELLO TO ALL THE REAL N00BS!

All you n00bs, make sure to check out the "BOOBS" thread, featuring Squeak!:P

Squeak, we all know that's why you mentioned that. Don't lie now. I'm helping you with your plug. Trust me. You can thank me later!

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:17 pm UTC
by damienthebloody
Squeak wrote:Thought I'd reintroduce myself as I've been away a day or so (and on this thread with the rate of posts thats like a year!)

So I'm Squeak and I have boobs!
(oh and I'm legal in England but not all of your american states etc!)

HELLO TO ALL THE REAL N00BS!

also, she is single.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:27 pm UTC
by Celyana
Hey everyone!

I'm 24/f (soon to be 25....... too soon for my liking!!)... Currently living in NYC... just moved here from Australia (Hey! So nice to see sooo many Aussies on this forum!)... :)

I was lured here by the latest comic... like many others... and I too read the comic in one night when I stumbled across it 2 months ago and have been a follower ever since. My total count of people converted into addicts of xkcd currently stands at 6 ;) And they all went back and read the whole thing too! ;)

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:46 pm UTC
by Messiah
Squeak wrote:oh and I'm legal in England but not all of your american states etc!


How old are you? And what's the legal age in America. It's only 16 here, so is that the same as England? America has funny laws....you can drive, but not drink, and possibly not have sex, as a teenager. How on earth then are you going to have drunken sex while driving?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:01 am UTC
by Solt
Messiah wrote:
Squeak wrote:oh and I'm legal in England but not all of your american states etc!


How old are you? And what's the legal age in America. It's only 16 here, so is that the same as England? America has funny laws....you can drive, but not drink, and possibly not have sex, as a teenager. How on earth then are you going to have drunken sex while driving?


Sex- 18. The crime is when someone over 18 does it with a minor. I don't think anyone cares if both are younger.

And the legal drinking age is 21, but mostly it depends on when you can get access to alcohol ;)

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:04 am UTC
by Lani
In Texas, at least, there are also issues when the age gap between partners is 3+ years.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:55 am UTC
by Popliteal
soon to be 20/male/Toronto Area

Paramedic Student

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:59 am UTC
by Gordon
Welcome. I had one friend graduate in that from Funshaw and another currently taking it at Ottawa (can't remember name of Uni there).

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:08 am UTC
by Pebbles
lani wrote:So are those x's kisses, or hugs? :P


they're whatever you want them to be ;)

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:11 am UTC
by apricity
Celyana wrote:Currently living in NYC...


Me too, I love seeing new NYCers here! What part?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:31 am UTC
by stewpend0us
Hi...guess i broke some kind of rule posting somewhere else before here..WHOOPS!! now i'm a spam bot..shit. anyway

20 years old, male, currently in louisville kentucky

mechanical engineering student at RIT

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:37 am UTC
by Owijad
Hey, don't worry about it. So long as you keep track of my sig (particularly the last line), you'll be fine.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:05 am UTC
by Moe_Jillionaire
Hi
I'm new to the forums
Been reading for a while

I'm 16
Male
South-East Washington

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:05 am UTC
by Grincement
Mathmagic and Damien - thanks for the help there guys ;p

Oh and I'm 16 to whoever was asking, so legal in some states but not all

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:44 am UTC
by Salad Days
Hello everyone, I have finally plucked up the courage to join this here forum. Have been reading for a little while now (the comic that is, not the forum in a stalker/lurker fashion.)

Anyway, I'm female, I'm 23, I hail from Liverpool, UK studying for a degree and generally pondering the meaning of life.

Pleased to make your acquaintance (in advance).

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:54 am UTC
by Grincement
Salad Days wrote:Hello everyone, I have finally plucked up the courage to join this here forum. Have been reading for a little while now (the comic that is, not the forum in a stalker/lurker fashion.)

Anyway, I'm female, I'm 23, I hail from Liverpool, UK studying for a degree and generally pondering the meaning of life.

Pleased to make your acquaintance (in advance).


A UK female!!! I'm no longer alone :D WELCOME SISTER

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:59 am UTC
by Salad Days
Thank you :D !! Theres only two of us British ladies on here? I feel special now!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:04 pm UTC
by Jesse
Coruscate is a British lady, and damien thought I was a British lady, does that count?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:06 pm UTC
by damienthebloody
did i think you were a lady? i wasn't sure, until i saw the sideburns. and got to know you better.

oh, and welcome, salad days. can we call you salad? i like salad.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:07 pm UTC
by Jesse
You could at least pretend, so that my joke was funny.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:10 pm UTC
by Salad Days
So there are 3 UK females, and an Jesster is an honourary 4th.

Hey there Damien, you can call me salad by all means. I like it too, and I've heard that it is good for you.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:17 pm UTC
by damienthebloody
awesome! what kind of salad?

*thinks* a CAESAR salad? we could call you caesar. or maybe that would be stretching it.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:25 pm UTC
by Salad Days
Caesar is very grand for a salad related nickname. The other options aren't really that attractive though: potato, Waldorf, egg . . .

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:28 pm UTC
by Gelsamel
I read Salad Fingers when I read your name.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:30 pm UTC
by Grincement
Oops sorry Coruscate!!

So there are three.
Jester what defines a woman lies between two things, her legs!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:32 pm UTC
by Salad Days
Salad Fingers, "I like rusty spoons". I remember that.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:33 pm UTC
by Gelsamel
Salad Days wrote:I like rusty spoons


Hey, me too!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:33 pm UTC
by Jesse
I do not believe you Squeak, I think we need independent evaluation.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:36 pm UTC
by damienthebloody
Waldorf! what a brilliant idea. although, if it really bothers you, we could call you astoria.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:40 pm UTC
by Gordon
Gelsamel wrote:
Salad Days wrote:I like rusty spoons


Hey, me too!


Now that's some fucked up shit right there.

I've got a fish cooking in the back of the oven... I can't reach it and am afraid it will burrrrrn. Maybe with your supple little frame you might just be able to reach it
Or close enough.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:00 pm UTC
by Salad Days
Gelsamel wrote:
Salad Days wrote:I like rusty spoons


Hey, me too!



Aw, man, you got me with the out of context quote.

Damien, Waldorf or Astoria is better than Caeser - I'm not sure where it stands on the grandness scale though? Waldorf/Astoria > Caeser?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:18 pm UTC
by Edna
When I saw Salad Days I thought of Minor Threat.

I too am from the uk but am all man... apart from the name

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:28 pm UTC
by Fenyx
Realized I needed to post in here.

Hi hi.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:29 pm UTC
by Salad Days
Edna wrote:When I saw Salad Days I thought of Minor Threat.


Hit the nail on the head. I used to have a huge Dischord/MacKaye obsession in my teens and it's been my forum name ever since.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:39 pm UTC
by Edna
Excellent choice as well.
I am more of a Fugazi man myself, but every now and again Minor Threat just clears the air :)

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:41 pm UTC
by Salad Days
Definately - you can't beat it for clearing the old cobwebs away!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:29 pm UTC
by Celyana
lanicita wrote:
Celyana wrote:Currently living in NYC...


Me too, I love seeing new NYCers here! What part?


I'm actually living in Westchester, so I shouldn't really say NYC. but I've only been here a little while... I was from Canberra, Australia :)

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:36 pm UTC
by Hench
So I need to post here, neh?

*post* :D

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:08 pm UTC
by Spectre
Quite a few new members today.

I'll have to get some new alcoves ready.

Oooh, not to mention the fact that we're running low on "So, you've been forced to join the xkcd collective..." brochures.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:26 pm UTC
by Salad Days
I'd like a brochure . . .