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It's over whun thouussaaaaaannnnddd!!!

Postby Twasbrillig » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:55 am UTC

1000 posts!!!!!!

Well, everyone, I'm sure you all really don't give a rat's ass, but this is my 1000th post.

When I first joined this fora, I had an approximate post count/day average of 8-10. After about 2 months, this dropped to 4 or so per day, but it's been picking back up, and now I've finally broken the limit that was unthinkable back when I first joined. I rank in the top 10 topicstarters and pollstarters. I still don't have a title, but I'm sure intimidation tactics will work!

*shakes fist at mods*

You're all great!

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Postby pollywog » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:12 am UTC

May I be the first (hopefully) to offer my congratulations. I can only dream of having anything like your tenacity.

When you get your title (I'm sure you will) what will it be? Have you decided?
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Postby deadly penguin » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:14 am UTC

Congrats! ^_^
Edit: he he, 69th post *wants to post dirty joke, but can't think of one*
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Postby hyperion » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:47 am UTC

I'm coming up too. On another one of the forums I frequent (which I joined ~2 months before xkcd) they don't count posts in off-topic, so I'm still sub-150 there.

Congrats on the big 1k.
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Postby davean » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:59 am UTC

pollywog wrote:When you get your title (I'm sure you will) what will it be? Have you decided?


You clearly don't get how this works, Belial and I decide titles. We take suggestions but you don't make decisions about them. They'd be a lot less funny if people got what they wanted all the time.

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Postby Nuclear Spoon » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:00 am UTC

Hurrah for you.
I doubt I shall reach 1000 all that quickly here, I tend to lurk rather more on forums than I post.
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:12 am UTC

Congrats. I'll see you at the top :twisted:

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Postby pollywog » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:59 am UTC

davean wrote:
pollywog wrote:When you get your title (I'm sure you will) what will it be? Have you decided?


You clearly don't get how this works, Belial and I decide titles. We take suggestions but you don't make decisions about them. They'd be a lot less funny if people got what they wanted all the time.


Ah, ok. Now I see.
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Postby GhostWolfe » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:15 am UTC

Head on over to the Site/Forum Issues forum and read the titles thread, it's very funny.
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Postby MFHodge » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:03 pm UTC

I'll take this opportunity to repost my celebration:
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Postby Durinthal » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:14 pm UTC

Having 3 posts between when I registered and the beginning of this month really hurts my average. I did just hit triple digits, at any rate. :)

...I'm not going to get anything, am I? :(

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Postby Phenriz » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:37 pm UTC

i'm only seeing 999 twas, so sorry but you failed the interwebs.
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Postby Durinthal » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:47 pm UTC

Heh, two of my posts just got deleted as well.

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Postby space_raptor » Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:59 pm UTC

This is why bragging about post counts is a bad idea.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:40 pm UTC

Those mods delete with impunity.


And edit facetiously.

Hey, editing other posts should count toward our post count, shouldn't it?
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Postby Alcari » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:13 pm UTC

I had to look that up, which made it pretty self-fulfulling really...
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:57 pm UTC

I'm over two thousaand...

EDIT: over two-two-one-one as well!
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Postby Rodan » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:10 pm UTC

I'm over 600... and nearing 666... go me.

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Postby digitalc » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:21 pm UTC

i have literally nothing to do this summer, besides posting.


perhaps one day i'll have a massive post number under my avatar....

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Postby Twasbrillig » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:34 pm UTC

My post count keeps going down. I should be at 1020. They're doing this on porpoise.
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I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

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Postby une see » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:04 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:My post count keeps going down. I should be at 1020. They're doing this on porpoise.


*shifty eyes* Indeed? Well...

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Postby Sprocket » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:50 pm UTC

for this, yes, you are stupid.
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Postby Rodan » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:21 pm UTC

purpose. Say it with me: P-U-R-P-O-S-E.

Otherwise it would be raptor-on-porpoise porn. And I don't want that.

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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:26 pm UTC

One Thousand Get?
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Postby Castaway » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:36 pm UTC

Rodan wrote: raptor-on-porpoise porn. And I don't want that.

You don't? I think I would pay money to see that. Could you image a raptor fucking a porpoise? Especially if it were on land and the porpoise was all pathetic and squirming around. Or if the raptor was trying to like tread water as well as have sex with a porpoise.

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Postby Rodan » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:38 pm UTC

actually, that would be sort of interesting... it would be all kinds of an educational experience.

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Postby Castaway » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:39 pm UTC

Education + Awesome + Hilarity + porn = PROFIT!

(Yes, that is a linear take on ???? PROFIT!)
You've just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.



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Postby Twasbrillig » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:42 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:purpose. Say it with me: P-U-R-P-O-S-E.


Yeah, so I definitely knew that. Seriously, I did. I wrote it out as purpose, but heard it in my head as porpoise, so I changed it to porpoise. I am going out with one of Canada's premier spelling bee champions. I seriously hope I would know that.
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Postby Rodan » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:45 pm UTC

so... wait, if you were talking to me, and said that sentence, you would have said "They're doing this on porpoise." ? Wow, that would have been hilarious...

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:56 am UTC

Who does moderate the mods?
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Postby Belial » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:02 am UTC

Me.

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Postby Alisto » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:02 am UTC

Nyarlathotep wrote:Who does moderate the mods?


Waaaaaaaaaah
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:53 am UTC

Congratulations Twasbrillig, and welcome to the "Thousand-Posts-Without-A-Title-Club"! We hope you enjoy your stay, although from the recent slew of suggestions, it looks like you may not be staying in it for long...


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Postby EradicateIV » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:13 am UTC

I'm not sure if posting a lot is a good or bad thing...

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Postby ShadeWolf » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:29 am UTC

I think it is a good thing to have lots of forum posts, as it shows you have alot to talk about

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:42 am UTC

DarkWerewolf wrote:I think it is a good thing to have lots of forum posts, as it shows you have alot to talk about


Or you're just really annoying, like me.

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Postby Rat » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:18 am UTC

who would give this up?

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Postby Rodan » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:02 pm UTC

Posting a lot is bad. I never get anything else done...

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Postby Gelsamel » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:04 pm UTC

I'm happy for you.
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Postby Sandry » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:09 pm UTC

Posting a lot is bad for your social life.

If what you post is inane, it's bad for your online social life, too.

But y'know, if all you have is inanity (woe is me), you didn't have much of a shot at anything worthwhile anyhow.

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