Two distinct ones, only recall bits
First: Was visiting my mom's sister[deceased] in the south/lower midwest - Nebraska/Oklahoma maybe. Don't recall the beginning, but she was driving us back to her house so I could pick up my car and drive home. There was a cloud coming up out of the ground. Not fog, a cloud. It kept getting thicker and thicker - white, fluffy, dense, and really cool looking. I told her to turn on her flashers to help prevent an accident, and she'd also slowed down. Eventually the clouds went away, but we also got some great views of a sunset. Then, for some reason I was walking or crawling along a sidewalk. I overheard two guys talking about a motorcycle. One guy had said something about the other taking a long time to pick it up. He replied 'no, usually takes me an hour and a half, going to pick up the bike only took me two hours and 15 minutes.'
I was flying out to California. I was going to San Diego, but for some reason flew into an airport an hour plus drive away(I think to save money on tickets). Got my rental car, and tried to go to San Diego. I didn't know where I was going, so started looking on my phone. Decided to be responsible and pull over to look up the map. Looked it up, and saw I need to take highway 46 to interstate 5. While I was pulled over a big dump truck or something stopped in the middle of the road. Cars had to go around it, then me to go. Also while stopped, I had some panic moments, thinking I'd forgotten my laptop and work phone, though I knew I had my work phone.
I saw that the map showed the road I was on dead-ended into a bay, so I did this weird, loopy, left turn to stop at a light at an intersection. I saw the light was green, so went. Then some guy on a bike cut across in front of me, going on the red light. Then a guy on a bike nearly hit the back of my car making a left turn. I yelled at him because you're supposed to yield to cars in the intersection, and he yelled back at me.
I kept going on that road, and then pulled over or was out of my car. Saw two guys standing around. Talked with them. They were French I think, and were pointing at or looking at the airport and the big signs on the airport, which was farther up the hill - or really built between two hills, with cars going underneath.
I then was going to get arrested for some reason, and a cop was pursuing me. I decided to hitch hike home across the country. He flew to Minneapolis to catch me. I got somebody to take me to a random person's house in the TC. I thought they'd protect me because somehow I knew they liked The Muppets. We pulled up at this row of townhomes, and the driver and I went in one home, and his other passenger went in another looking for people. We found the owner of the home we went into - it was a young woman in the bathroom. She didn't mind we were in her house. Then the cop was coming to get me. The woman answered the door, while I tried to hide. I was in the living room, hiding behind the couch, which was only a few feet from the front door. The cop started coming around to the back of the couch where I was. I tried to press myself into the back of the couch as much as possible, but knew he would see me. Instead, he sat or kneeled down and started talking with this Muppet that had appeared near me. The Muppet was Yoda like in that he was super wise, and serene, but didn't look or talk like Yoda. The cop had pulled out this silver USB cable. It had a main cable, but multiple branches(maybe 8-9) of much smaller wire, each also silver, with two wires. On the ends were maybe micro/mini USBs, but around them there were dragon or snake or something heads - each head different. It was like a hydra. The cop was kneeling and talking with the Muppet, and was convinced to leave. He never noticed me, even though he was only a foot or two from me - though I think the USB hydra saw me.
When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. - CS Lewis