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No one likes /b/. (previously a hard question)

Postby Invisible Queen » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:15 am UTC

Everyone is gay for Bridget. Or are they?
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Postby pollywog » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:26 am UTC

Oh God, that Iron Cross gets me so hot.
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:58 am UTC

hey! rules 1 and 2!
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Postby Jesse » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:16 pm UTC

Rules 1 and 2?

1) Post in the Intro Thread
2)Don't recreate the same topics.

Or am I looking at the wrong rules?

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:57 pm UTC

Jesster wrote:Rules 1 and 2?

1) Post in the Intro Thread
2)Don't recreate the same topics.

Or am I looking at the wrong rules?


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Postby Jesse » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:00 am UTC

I had no idea the Internet had rules. Man, I could have been kicked out at any moment.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:19 pm UTC

THIS THREAD A CANDIDATE FOR DELETION
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Postby Narsil » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:22 pm UTC

Wait, is that a guy? How else would one be gay for it?
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Oh... that.

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Postby semicolon » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:42 pm UTC

this joke was funny on an imageboard, I wonder if it'll be funny on a forum too...

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Postby Invisible Queen » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:44 pm UTC

Narsil wrote:Wait, is that a guy? How else would one be gay for it?
By being a girl, probably.

I don't know, mr Golem, do the rules of 4chan apply outside of 4chan? Are they more important than the rules of this forum? In that case go ahead and delete the thread. I didn't realize Bridget was property of /b/ actually.

(Shouldn't it be /b/ridget?)
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Postby hyperion » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:35 pm UTC

Invisible Queen wrote:I don't know, mr Golem, do the rules of 4chan apply outside of 4chan?

They are the rules of the internet. In case you didn't read the rules posted just above, you do not talk about /b/. If these rules only covered the site which shall not be named then they would not make sense.
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Postby Bakemaster » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:37 pm UTC

I've always had a strange combination of pity and respect for those souls whose place in life it is to read /b/ that they might spread the funniest of /b/'s memes to the rest of us without requiring the rest of us to ever go anywhere near 4chan, being as it is a soul-destroying wasteland of social masturbation (and the other kind).

This is not one of those memes.
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Postby Invisible Queen » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:37 pm UTC

If the rules only covered the site that made them up they could be enforced. . .
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Postby funkenregen » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:38 pm UTC

i'd hit it

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Postby Narsil » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:39 pm UTC

funkenregen wrote:i'd hit it
next in line
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EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:40 pm UTC

The thing is, is that it's an epic trap.
I.e, it is a male that looks extremely convincingly like a female.
Males then proceed to fap, then see "ITS A MANS LOL".
Males are now gay, for fapping to a man.
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Postby Belial » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:43 pm UTC

HYPERiON wrote:
Invisible Queen wrote:I don't know, mr Golem, do the rules of 4chan apply outside of 4chan?

They are the rules of the internet. In case you didn't read the rules posted just above, you do not talk about /b/. If these rules only covered the site which shall not be named then they would not make sense.


It is, in many ways, as though Uzbekistan passed a law saying it was illegal for anyone in the world to talk shit about Uzbekistan.

The law technically covers the whole world, but since I never plan to ever set foot in uzbekistan, and uzbekistan has pretty much no power to come get me, good luck making me give a shit.

Note: This analogy breaks down when you consider that I'm reasonably certain uzbekistan *isn't* a 90 foot pit filled with human waste, chest-beating retards, and inbred mutants.
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:54 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
HYPERiON wrote:
Invisible Queen wrote:I don't know, mr Golem, do the rules of 4chan apply outside of 4chan?

They are the rules of the internet. In case you didn't read the rules posted just above, you do not talk about /b/. If these rules only covered the site which shall not be named then they would not make sense.


It is, in many ways, as though Uzbekistan passed a law saying it was illegal for anyone in the world to talk shit about Uzbekistan.

The law technically covers the whole world, but since I never plan to ever set foot in uzbekistan, and uzbekistan has pretty much no power to come get me, good luck making me give a shit.

Note: This analogy breaks down when you consider that I'm reasonably certain uzbekistan *isn't* a 90 foot pit filled with human waste, chest-beating retards, and inbred mutants.


rules one and two are there for more reasons than political relations though, it's partially to protect yunguns from /b/.
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Postby Rodan » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:23 pm UTC

thank Doom all those hardest question polls are dead... those got old...

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Postby Pathway » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:11 pm UTC

Could someone explain how that girl is a man?
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Postby 4=5 » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

Pathway wrote:Could someone explain how that girl is a man?
lack of boobage

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:59 pm UTC

4=5 wrote:
Pathway wrote:Could someone explain how that girl is a man?
lack of boobage


Insufficient. I am female, however I am almost completely flat-chested.

though I do know that Bridget is male. stupidest character ever.
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:44 pm UTC

Nyarlathotep wrote:
4=5 wrote:
Pathway wrote:Could someone explain how that girl is a man?
lack of boobage


Insufficient. I am female, however I am almost completely flat-chested.

though I do know that Bridget is male. hottest character ever.


Fix'd. Everyone is gay for Bridget.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:46 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:
4=5 wrote:
Pathway wrote:Could someone explain how that girl is a man?
lack of boobage


Insufficient. I am female, however I am almost completely flat-chested.

though I do know that Bridget is male. hottest character ever.


Fix'd. Everyone is gay for Bridget.


No? Bridget's too ecchi.
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Postby EvanED » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:58 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:
Jesster wrote:Rules 1 and 2?

1) Post in the Intro Thread
2)Don't recreate the same topics.

Or am I looking at the wrong rules?


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Rule number 42 is not a Hitchhiker's reference. Clearly these rules are a sham and may be ignored.

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Postby SecondTalon » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:58 pm UTC

Bridget, despite the character's name, appearance, and female voice actor, is actually male. The reason for his feminine and, at times, androgynous appearance, is that he is the second of twin boys born in a village where twins of the same gender are said to bring bad luck. To hide this fact, he was raised as a girl. And was too fucking stupid to ever, at any point in his life, go "Hey, wait! I've got a penis. Shouldn't I have a vagina? And why the hell do I look exactly like my brother? Hey, Mom and Dad... are you fucking stupid?"


Also, I've always heard of Rule #4 being the same as Godwin's Law, but maybe that's just in my circles.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:01 pm UTC

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Twasbrillig wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:
4=5 wrote:
Pathway wrote:Could someone explain how that girl is a man?
lack of boobage


Insufficient. I am female, however I am almost completely flat-chested.

though I do know that Bridget is male. hottest character ever.


Fix'd. Everyone is gay for Bridget.


No? Bridget's too lewd.


Fix'd, just making sure you know what ecchi means.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:30 pm UTC

Yes, I do.
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:24 pm UTC

But do you know how to pronounce it? :P
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Postby semicolon » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:18 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:But do you know how to pronounce it? :P

say "H", but then instead of going "ch", go "chi"

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:27 pm UTC

Close.

Phonetically: ayyychi.

Extend the "ay" part of the "aych" sound.
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Postby UmbrageOfSnow » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:30 pm UTC

EvanED wrote:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:
Jesster wrote:Rules 1 and 2?

1) Post in the Intro Thread
2)Don't recreate the same topics.

Or am I looking at the wrong rules?


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Rule number 42 is not a Hitchhiker's reference. Clearly these rules are a sham and may be ignored.


You're right! This offends my sensibilities, also the fact that the list ends on 65, when it could easily end on 50, or a prime, or a power of 2. Additionally, most of it seems stupid even by internet standards. These rules are non-canon.
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Postby funkenregen » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:33 pm UTC

UmbrageOfSnow wrote:You're right! This offends my sensibilities, also the fact that the list ends on 65, when it could easily end on 50, or a prime, or a power of 2.


i'd let it end on 69.

tee-hee

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Postby Castaway » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:50 pm UTC

I'm going to go with LG on this one. At least the mods should use their mod-powers to cross out anything which may contradict rules of the internets.
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Postby Belial » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:14 am UTC

Castaway wrote:I'm going to go with LG on this one. At least the mods should use their mod-powers to cross out anything which may contradict rules of the internets.


Sorry. That would contradict Uzbekistan's "Rules of the world".
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Postby Castaway » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:44 am UTC

Wait, why? I'm not talking any shit about Uzbekistan
You've just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.



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Postby Belial » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:46 am UTC

There are other rules.

Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to talk about them. Uzbekistani law, and all.
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Postby Castaway » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:11 am UTC

Well played, sir.
You've just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.



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Postby xooll » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:34 am UTC

It's a drawing... how is one supposed to hit it?
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Postby wocket » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:41 am UTC

xooll wrote:It's a drawing... how is one supposed to hit it?


Possibly after employing the use of some scissors?


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