Diamond Wankery (previously a hard question)

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Diamonds are...

A hard metal
3
3%
The hardest metal
7
8%
A bit softer than Dragonforce
24
27%
Otter/Duck
55
62%
 
Total votes: 89

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Diamond Wankery (previously a hard question)

Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:41 pm UTC

Brace for lock. No, but really.

[edit]Get the pun? See what I did there with the title? I'm so clever.
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I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:43 pm UTC

I didn't want such a cool thread to go without replies! :D

ETA: I just noticed it's now at 50% for the two options picked - I just picked mine at Random. Gotta love it.
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:46 pm UTC

chrispy1 wrote:ETA: I just noticed it's now at 50% for the two options picked - I just picked mine at Random. Gotta love it.


In my opinion, it's 50/50 with those two options. Depends on the context.
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Postby deadly penguin » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:48 pm UTC

They're not a metal >_<

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:49 pm UTC

deadly penguin wrote:They're not a metal >_<


sigh...

Please, never post in this thread again. Please.
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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:51 pm UTC

permission requested to whack deadly penguin with a wiffle bat!!! Pleeease!!!!
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:52 pm UTC

Granted.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
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wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.

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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:54 pm UTC

ThankYouThankYouThankYouThankYou.......

I serve you oh wise Twas! (please don't hold me to that for too much.. ;-))
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Nuclear Spoon » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:54 pm UTC

Diamonds=Carbon=Non-metal=Non-metal?

Anyway, I have voted Otter/Duck on all your polls, Twasbrillig.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:55 pm UTC

Nuclear Spoon wrote:Diamonds=Carbon=Non-metal=Non-metal?


...

F A I L.

Begone from my thread!
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:57 pm UTC

[in my best Igor voice from Mel Brook's Young Frankenstein]

Another one to beat oh master? ;-)
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
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SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:59 pm UTC

Go on, beat his skull in!
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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:01 pm UTC

Chrispy's gonna be busy tonight! VISA should be calling my house shortly wondering why I've suddenly booked a red eye flight to Surrey England (Nuclear Spoon) and to Langley Virginia (FBI HQ, where I will find the nefarious deadly penguin's whereabouts! [insert evil laugh here])
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby deadly penguin » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:01 pm UTC

Maybe I should of gotten the hint from this not being in the science thread
:oops:
*runs*

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Postby Alisto » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:02 pm UTC

*throws his support to the non-metal people*
Bad grammar makes me [sic].
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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:03 pm UTC

deadly penguin wrote:Maybe I should of gotten the hint from this not being in the science thread
:oops:
*runs*


That's right; you better run!
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.

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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:07 pm UTC

He can't hide master - I'm connected to the database at Ilikesheep.com where his IP is in the top 20....it's only a matter of time!! bwahahah!
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:12 pm UTC

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I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:24 pm UTC

OK, you lost me - I'm hypoglycemic and hypercaffinated....'splain to me oh wise one....Your intelligence and wit never cease to astound me....

ETA: GAAAAAAAAH! Nooooooo! I have failed you master!! Wait - a plan is forming [scampers off laughing to self....]

ETA (b): Dammit - the hydroplane and vat of Brillo creeme won't be ready untl 0200 hrs GMT. I will have sit and bide my time quietly. Must not let down the Master!!
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Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:25 pm UTC

Sigh... why is otter/duck winning...
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Postby une see » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:26 pm UTC

Um...so otter/duck. Because it's the only cool option. Duh.
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Postby deadly penguin » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:30 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:Sigh... why is otter/duck winning...

Because he's not a metal :D
*runs for life*

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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:32 pm UTC

[rubs hands gleefully] The list has now been transferred to a database as the list of heathens and blasphemers grows.....Tonight there will be victory!! [continues polishing wiffle bat...]
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SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby hotaru » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:33 pm UTC

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:40 pm UTC

hotaru wrote:Image


It's photoshopped.

I've seen a lot of photoshops and I can tell from the pixels.
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Postby chrispy1 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:41 pm UTC

....he's been added to the List....
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
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SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:58 pm UTC

Energon's far better than that man!
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Postby deadly penguin » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:06 pm UTC

I hate to keep a thread hijacked, but I just noticed, look at the number of topics in the General forum.(too lazy to post screen pic)

But yea, sorry to hijack again, but if I made another topic for it, it woulda ruined it.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:12 pm UTC

deadly penguin wrote:I hate to keep a thread hijacked, but I just noticed, look at the number of topics in the General forum.(too lazy to post screen pic)


Awesome. Ruined now, though. Stupid spam bots.
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Postby deadly penguin » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:18 pm UTC

Damn spam!
For those that missed it:
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Postby Nuclear Spoon » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:21 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:
Nuclear Spoon wrote:Diamonds=Carbon=Non-metal=Non-metal?


...

F A I L.

Begone from my thread!


Explain to me how it is a metal then.

Or is it in-between?
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Postby une see » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:21 pm UTC

Hmmm...still 1337 to me. Think the spam got deleted...
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Postby Earlz » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:24 pm UTC

...



These "Hardest Question" and "Hardest Question Ever" threads are just fucking annoying....

edit:
5 fucking threads most exactly the same: asking stupid questions about shit no one really cares about
The ACTUAL hardest question
The actual ACTUAL hardest question
The (ACTUAL)^3 hardest question
The ultimate hardest question
The actual hardest question to end all hardest questions
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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:30 pm UTC

Nuclear Spoon wrote:
Twasbrillig wrote:
Nuclear Spoon wrote:Diamonds=Carbon=Non-metal=Non-metal?


...

F A I L.

Begone from my thread!


Explain to me how it is a metal then.

Or is it in-between?


I said BEGONE FROM MY THREAD.

If I need to explain it to you, it's no longer funny. You, sir, have failed.
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Postby Narsil » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:32 pm UTC

If Twas says you've failed, dude, you failed hard.

If there's one guy that knows fail, it's him.
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Oh... that.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:36 pm UTC

Narsil wrote:If Twas says you've failed, dude, you failed hard.

If there's one guy that knows fail, it's him.


If there's one guy that knows penis, it's Narsil.
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Postby Earlz » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:42 pm UTC

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Postby Bakemaster » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:59 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:
Narsil wrote:If Twas says you've failed, dude, you failed hard.

If there's one guy that knows fail, it's him.


If there's one guy that knows penis, it's Narsil.

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Postby ShadeWolf » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:17 am UTC

A diamond is a non metal. As per Wikipedia article
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Postby T3m3r1ty » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:17 am UTC

chrispy1 wrote:[in my best Igor voice from Mel Brook's Young Frankenstein]

Another one to beat oh master? ;-)


Surely Igor would have said:

Another one to beat oh marthter.

and just to try to haul this almost back on topic; there are not enough options on the poll. Everyone knows Diamonds are:

a) forever
b) a girls best friend
River: Noah's Ark is a problem.
Book: Really.
River: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit five thousand species of mammal on the same boat.


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