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Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:07 pm UTC

lani wrote:It also made my boobs jump up a size,


Permanently?
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Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:12 am UTC

@Twasbrillig:

As a member of the itty bitty titties club, I feel it is my duty to do this:

*Smacks Twasbrillig upside the head* Bigger isn't always better. Permanence is generally frowned upon.

Anywho.

I don't know anything about birth control, it doesn't apply to me. As for childbirth, that one's a bit odd. It really is not the most brilliant evolutionary process we've done, and I wonder why we haven't gotten better at it yet.
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Postby parkaboy » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:15 am UTC

i suspect we've gotten a bit better at it, but its just one of those (usually) natural things that is hard to change... like death. only on the other end of the spectrum. some people are very inefficient when it comes to death.

as for the jumping a size - ORLY? I'm average, and mostly proportional, although my hids are a bit wider so i feel like a pear sometimes. Bottom-heavy i guess you'd call it *grimace* This ring might be worth investigation, as it will serve TWO purposes....
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Postby Lani » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:31 am UTC

I doubt that it's permanent. I'm guessing if I went off the ring, they'd go back down a size again. But again, that's a really unusual side effect - my gyn was pretty surprised to hear it, and said she'd only come across one other case where that happened.
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Postby Emmaskillz » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:14 am UTC

Oh woe to me I'm stuck at home with the flu.

Anyway enough emo moment, apocralypse your hips are meant to be wider than your boobs. Well on average or something something, the measurements are meant to be hips the biggest, then bust then waist. Of course this is not true for everyone and I'm not saying it is apparently that's just the way it is. Also my 'bust' measurement is bigger than my hips because I have a mega rib cage and that's annoying coz I look so abnormal and it's not even like it's my boobs that make it big. Anyway enough ranting sorry I got distracted with my rat running all over me.

What I was trying to get to in the beginning was don't feel bad coz your hips are wider or you're 'bottom heavy'. Don't worry, be happy.

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Postby Princess Marzipan » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:39 am UTC

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Hey! He didn't say bigger WAS better. He was just asking a question. Your hit was unfounded, good madam!
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Postby PictureSarah » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:43 am UTC

lani wrote:The depo shot is pure evil, though. I will NEVER go back to using that. The mood swings, depression, and the fact that it saps the calcium out of your bones makes it very very very bad for me.


Emphatically seconded. Depo shouldn't even be allowed...I was on it for I think 6-9 months, and it made me incredibly depressed, lose significant bone density, no period for a month and a half and then bleeding nonstop for a month and a half. After the second time I got the shot, for extra fun, the lining of my uterus somehow formed sort of tissue instead of just blood or even blood clots...so whilst riding the T to a job interview in Boston I suddenly doubled over in incredibly intense cramps and had what I thought at the time was a miscarriage (my body has never produced uterine chunks that look like placenta before, just blood clots, and it was the only explanation I could think of). Apparently I was not in my right mind, or REALLY desperate for the job, because I went to the job interview anyway, where it happened again. I almost fainted, but maintained as best I could...I did not get the job. Afterwards I went to the emergency room, where I was told by a WAY too perky ER doc "Wow, you have a really deep cervix!" and also informed that I was not, and never had been pregnant, so what I had experienced was not a miscarriage. They didn't have a good explanation for what it was either...and kept insisting that it had only been blood clots. There were pieces of tissue the size of my thumbs, they were not blood clots.

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Postby VannA » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:00 am UTC

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Narsil wrote:This reminds me, what is the effectiveness rate of birth control pills compared to condoms? Assuming the girl takes the pill exactly as directed and the guy uses the condom according to the directions on the box.


Birth control pills have a general expected failure rate of around 1%, that is to say that they're 99% effective. Condoms are more like 97%.


My personal record for condom effectiveness is around 76%.

Far, Far.. FAR too many broken ones.

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3 year duration, though it doesn't affect periods, so they are normal.

Much better.

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Postby fjafjan » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:00 am UTC

lani wrote:I doubt that it's permanent. I'm guessing if I went off the ring, they'd go back down a size again. But again, that's a really unusual side effect - my gyn was pretty surprised to hear it, and said she'd only come across one other case where that happened.


And that woman ... it was Margaret Thatcher, the dark lady. She did great things. terrible things, but great none the less. Peculiar that now that ring would chose you..

(note, this is a joke, Thatcher was a fucking terrible leader/person)
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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:07 am UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:@Twasbrillig:

As a member of the itty bitty titties club, I feel it is my duty to do this:

*Smacks Twasbrillig upside the head* Bigger isn't always better. Permanence is generally frowned upon.


Hey hey hey, I asked a valid question, I never said bigger was better. Creemy's got my back.


Another question: what did you girlies call your 'private place' way back when you were little?

The general term used by my mother was 'dinky' for mine own.
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Postby Verator » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:10 am UTC

Dinky? Oh wait, British, okay. Umm, Weewee here, or you know, penis... My female friends have told me that they jsut called it their private spot was all :roll:
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:11 am UTC

Verator wrote:Dinky? Oh wait, British, okay.


British Columbia /=/ Britain.
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Postby Verator » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:13 am UTC

I didn't bother reading the Columbia part. Either way, you're from that weird-ass other place that makes of weird fucked up words for things :D
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Postby German Sausage » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:15 am UTC

a friend of mine was endlessly amused by one of the toys on Playschool because it was called Jemima.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:17 am UTC

German Sausage wrote:a friend of mine was endlessly amused by one of the toys on Playschool because it was called Jemima.
this is on topic, i promise.


Oh god... that is so wrong on so many levels, and I was thinking of having waffles tomorrow to boot.

Verator wrote:I didn't bother reading the Columbia part. Either way, you're from that weird ass-other place that makes of weird fucked up words for things :D



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Postby Verator » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:28 am UTC

So you're from an ass-other place now, that doens't help you much :wink:
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Postby Emmaskillz » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:36 am UTC

Mine was a fanny. Oh you silly American's and your silly other words for things. A fanny is not a bum, although it is an orange.... Interesting.

Also I don't get the Jemima thing. Please explain. I know someone called Jemima also but that doesn't really have anything to do with anything.

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Postby kilgore trout » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:37 pm UTC

i was just reading up on all types of birth control and NONE of them sound like anything i want anything to do with. I am in a monogamous relationship and we use condoms everytime, so i dont really see why i need BC. The hormonal shift, the acne, the weight gain - those are all counter-productive to my physical goals atm. and i know not all types cause that but the ones that dont just look bothersome.


I really like my birth control, and it doesn't have any of those side affects you mentioned. I did not gain any weight with it (Yaz) and it has helped curb my pre-menstrual snacking and bloating. I am not nearly as moody (pms) as I was prior to the pill, plus my periods are 3 days long, I barely bleed, and have no cramps whatsoever. My skin off the pill would break out horribly about a week before Shark Week started, but once I started Yaz I stopped getting breakouts completely. I talked to my doctor about the weight gain, and she said if you do experience weight gain, it's usually only 2-3 pounds, and can easily be lost with changes to diet and exercise. I never gained weight on the pill, but 5 pounds gained from the pill is way better than 30 pounds gained in pregnancy.

(I just realized I could be a spokesperson for Yaz after reading what I wrote above. Yaz has shitty commercials, maybe I should contact them and offer to share my testimonial.)

As much as I like Yaz, I hated ortho-tri cyclen lo. The only plus was I had lighter periods, but my skin was a mess, and I had mood swings every time I switched between the three phases of pills.

So-the moral of the story is, I would give a pill about 3 months to see how I tolerated it, and what side affects occurred. If I wasn't happy after 3 months, I would switch.

On the topic of boobs growing. I am a full cup size bigger two years after having a baby compared to pre pregnancy. I weigh about 5 pounds more than I did pre pregnancy, so maybe that's all in my chest. Boobs are primarily composed of fat, so I don't really get excited if my boobs get bigger because it means I am getting fatter.

I'm now a 34 C, but I was much happier with being a 34 B. I'm rather smallish, so bigger boobs make it harder for me to find shirts that fit well.

In response to the names of female parts as a kid, I was told only to refer to the female genitals as "down there" or "private parts". Anything more specific was considered obscene. Oddly, I was told to refer to the penis as a tail...I always was confused why a boy's "tail" was on the wrong side in comparison to my dog's tail.

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Postby hermaj » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:40 pm UTC

Girlybits.

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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:24 pm UTC

I'm quite partial to the term 'va-jay-jay'. I feel like I can work that into more conversations than any other slang term I've used. Often shortened to 'vajay'.

Otherwise I just use the clinical terms, so people don't get confused.
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Meaux_Pas wrote:I'm quite partial to the term 'va-jay-jay'. I feel like I can work that into more conversations than any other slang term I've used. Often shortened to 'vajay'.

Otherwise I just use the clinical terms, so people don't get confused.

I had actually never heard that term before(I suppose that's not too surprising, as I'm really only familiar with the terms for my own bits) until about 6 months ago. Since then, I've heard someone new use that word probably once a week on average.
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Postby Hawknc » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:49 pm UTC

Don't forget "bajingo".

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Postby SecondTalon » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:51 pm UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:I'm quite partial to the term 'va-jay-jay'. I feel like I can work that into more conversations than any other slang term I've used. Often shortened to 'vajay'.


But that would always remind me of The Soup and Oprah.
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Oh my goodness, ST, I am so glad that I'm not the only one. (Also, you beat me to saying it, way to go!)
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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:54 pm UTC

Emmaskillz wrote:Mine was a fanny. Oh you silly American's and your silly other words for things. A fanny is not a bum, although it is an orange.... Interesting.

Also I don't get the Jemima thing. Please explain. I know someone called Jemima also but that doesn't really have anything to do with anything.


Oh you silly Britons and your not knowing things.

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Postby Sprocket » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:09 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:Don't forget "bajingo".
I just watched this one last night!

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Twasbrillig wrote:
Emmaskillz wrote:Mine was a fanny. Oh you silly American's and your silly other words for things. A fanny is not a bum, although it is an orange.... Interesting.

Also I don't get the Jemima thing. Please explain. I know someone called Jemima also but that doesn't really have anything to do with anything.


Oh you silly Britons and your not knowing things.


But seriously folks, real maple syrup when you can, this fake crap is well...crap. I do love that a fanny is a ladies front side not her back side for the British. Who are the Britons? I don't remember voting for any king.
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Postby Princess Marzipan » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:14 pm UTC

Emmaskillz wrote:Mine was a fanny. Oh you silly American's and your silly other words for things. A fanny is not a bum, although it is an orange.... Interesting.
We're often quite silly about not overusing apostrophes, in addition to other points you mentioned which may or may not be valid. :wink:
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Postby Sprocket » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:16 pm UTC

Emmaskillz wrote:Oh woe to me I'm stuck at home with the flu.

Anyway enough emo moment, apocralypse your hips are meant to be wider than your boobs. Well on average or something something, the measurements are meant to be hips the biggest, then bust then waist. Of course this is not true for everyone and I'm not saying it is apparently that's just the way it is. Also my 'bust' measurement is bigger than my hips because I have a mega rib cage and that's annoying coz I look so abnormal and it's not even like it's my boobs that make it big. Anyway enough ranting sorry I got distracted with my rat running all over me.

What I was trying to get to in the beginning was don't feel bad coz your hips are wider or you're 'bottom heavy'. Don't worry, be happy.


Indeed, moth laythees hips ah biggeh than theih bra-zee-air incheth. If you ain't goth a big bootah, the ladeeth man don't want nuthin' t'do with-y'all.
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Postby Belial » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:20 pm UTC

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Emmaskillz wrote:Oh woe to me I'm stuck at home with the flu.

Anyway enough emo moment, apocralypse your hips are meant to be wider than your boobs. Well on average or something something, the measurements are meant to be hips the biggest, then bust then waist. Of course this is not true for everyone and I'm not saying it is apparently that's just the way it is. Also my 'bust' measurement is bigger than my hips because I have a mega rib cage and that's annoying coz I look so abnormal and it's not even like it's my boobs that make it big. Anyway enough ranting sorry I got distracted with my rat running all over me.

What I was trying to get to in the beginning was don't feel bad coz your hips are wider or you're 'bottom heavy'. Don't worry, be happy.


Indeed, moth laythees hips ah biggeh than theih bra-zee-air incheth. If you ain't goth a big bootah, the ladeeth man don't want nuthin' t'do with-y'all.


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Belial wrote:You are my favorite. Marry me now. Our SOs will understand.


Maybe they will, but I might have to throw myself in the river because I wasn't the girl to get an internet-proposal from Belial.
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Postby Belial » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:34 pm UTC

Well, if *you* had done a leon phelps impression, we wouldn't be having this problem now would we?
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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:41 pm UTC

Belial wrote:Well, if *you* had done a leon phelps impression, we wouldn't be having this problem now would we?


Well, if *you* had normal fetishes, she wouldn't be having this problem now would she?
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Postby Princess Marzipan » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:58 pm UTC

What about me?

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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:01 pm UTC

Oh God, I've probably created a new (well, more widely-spread) fetish for syrup now, haven't I?

It's like adding syrupy goo to...

...

...syrupy goo.


Hooray!
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This goes under the bad advice thread.
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Postby Belial » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:05 pm UTC

Sure does. But it worked better here.

(Where "good" is measured in units of cereal-based damage done to Parkalypse's nasal cavity)
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They/them

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Postby damienthebloody » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:05 pm UTC

Ren wrote:BUTTERED SHARK FINS!

Leave Jesse and marry me instead!
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