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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:17 pm UTC
by marshlight
Hey, at least I said IF!

I can't plan what I'm doing next week, much less next month. Once school starts I should be able to gauge it a bit better. Really!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:18 pm UTC
by Swordfish
Alisto wrote:
marshlight wrote:I am going to send the meetup baked goods if I cannot go, it is decided.


:evil:


Oh man, speaking in uncertainties about the meetup is sure to invoke the wrath of Alisto.

Also, ID is the destroyer of sexual repression.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:20 pm UTC
by Insignificant Deifaction
That should totally be my user title: Sexual Liberator

Anywho. I think the reason it pisses me off so much is that I was sexually repressed, and I don't like that people suffer from it. So it is the Iron Fist of DOOM.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:21 pm UTC
by Pixel
Insignificant Deification wrote:That should totally be my user title: Sexual Liberator


I misread that as "Sexual Lubricator", which is both disturbing and appropriate.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:22 pm UTC
by Alisto
Insignificant Deification wrote:the Iron Fist of DOOM.


That sounds like one thing that should remain sexually repressed.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:22 pm UTC
by Wilibus
Pixel wrote:
Insignificant Deification wrote:That should totally be my user title: Sexual Liberator


I misread that as "Sexual Lubricator", which is both disturbing and appropriate.

And likely what the title is going to end up as now :)

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:23 pm UTC
by Insignificant Deifaction
I think that sounds appropriate to you for different reasons than it does to me.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:28 pm UTC
by rachel
Insignificant Deification wrote:Why do you feel oral sex is gross? If it's sexual repression somebody is *DEAD* :evil:



Haha, no, there is no sexual repression going on here, don't you worry. (But thanks for being concerned.) I just don't like the way it feels. And the times that I have been convinced to let someone do it, I've just felt kind of awkward and bad for either not being able to orgasm or for making them stop because I didn't like how it felt. I find this odd, because it's really one of the only normal (by "normal" I mean no odd fetished or weird gross things) sexual acts that I seem to have any problem with. I've just come to terms with the fact that it's something I can't handle. Or don't want to handle.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:29 pm UTC
by Swordfish
Alisto wrote:
Insignificant Deification wrote:the Iron Fist of DOOM.


That sounds like one thing that should remain sexually repressed.


Iron Fist?

I think this just ruined that character forever for me...

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:42 pm UTC
by Sprocket
Twasbrillig wrote:
CatProximity wrote:Doh! I suppose it's nice to give someone a sample of your various proficiencies before making them swear not to sample anyone else's for ever and ever and ever.


Fix'd.

Also, did I interpret that right?

If so; O.o

Your lovers have been ignorant thus far, Cat? Ignorance is bliss.

Oh burn.
No, not at all. Most of them have been pretty proficient.

Insignificant Deification wrote:Why do you feel oral sex is gross? If it's sexual repression somebody is *DEAD* :evil:

Seriously, I can't imagine going down on a woman, all that slimey stuff. Even going down on a guy is sometimes gross to me (and sometimes a turn on) because penises are often sweaty and smelly and such. And guys who are self-lubricators take a lot of getting used to.

marshlight wrote:Anyway. I actually dislike saying names with romantic connotation ("Oh, [name], please do this/that/theother") because really, who else would I be talking to? And I don't think about names other than getting someone's attention or being extra flabbergasted at someone, really.

That's why it's so nice to hear it when someone is happy with you all the time, I mean it's YOUR name...you know?

kcr wrote:I dunno about many women, but I'm sort of similar in that I just use others' names a lot in conversation, I like when people use mine. Also, I love nicknames. Not pet names per se, but nicknames that have a reason or story or something. (I finally got a nickname that stuck two years ago, and it's been fun.)
SERIOUSLY! I want a nick name for a good reason so much!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:02 pm UTC
by marshlight
CatProximity wrote:
kcr wrote:I dunno about many women, but I'm sort of similar in that I just use others' names a lot in conversation, I like when people use mine. Also, I love nicknames. Not pet names per se, but nicknames that have a reason or story or something. (I finally got a nickname that stuck two years ago, and it's been fun.)
SERIOUSLY! I want a nick name for a good reason so much!


Try gangsterizing your name. My friends did that and were all, Melly D this, Melly D that, and at the time I was thinking, there ain't no WAY that's gonna stick, because I am the least gangster person in the history of time.

Four years later, even new people in college have caught wind of it.

I guess I don't mind it though. It's convenient, has one less syllable, and entertaining to explain. Coulda been worse. :)

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:03 pm UTC
by Twasbrillig
That brings me to another topic: do the girls of the fora like or dislike being called pet names by their partner? Not during sex, just whenever.

My girlfriend hates them with a passion. I've tried to insist that pet names are endearing, but she hates them. I think she was brought up with the ideal that one's name is precious, or something. She (kind of) honours her mother's maiden name, because that particular name has a quite impressive history. Not in terms of fame, just in terms of there's MILLIONS of them, and they all have the same traditions.

Grumble grumble, Pockets is an adorable name. Grumble.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:08 pm UTC
by rachel
Grumble grumble, Pockets is an adorable name. Grumble.


Your pet name for your girlfriend is Pockets? Is there a reason for that? Not that it isn't original and ... endearing. But Pockets? What the heck?


Pet names make me feel awkward, with the exception of sugarpants, which just makes me giggle.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:12 pm UTC
by Twasbrillig
rachel wrote:
Grumble grumble, Pockets is an adorable name. Grumble.


Your pet name for your girlfriend would be Pockets if she didn't absolutely hate being called anything other than her real name? Is there a reason for that? Not that it isn't original and ... endearing. But Pockets? What the heck?


(Fix'd.)

Of course there's a reason for that. And of course it's endearing.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:17 pm UTC
by Pixel
Image

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:21 pm UTC
by Twasbrillig
Pixel wrote:Image


You win the fora. Go on, take it! :D

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:25 pm UTC
by kilgore trout
I wouldn't be offended if my nick name was "kittentits". It's funny, I would laugh everytime my husband said it.

My husband doesn't even call me by the nickname that everyone else I know calls me. He is literally the only person in my life who insists on callning me by my full name. Maybe I shoud suggest kittentits to him.

Sometimes I will say "sweetie" or "honey" in a conversation, but I hate when that happens. It feels akward and stupid to call a 6 foot 200 pound man "sweetie".

As for female ejaculation-I honestly thought it was something that only occured in porn. I guess I learned something new today. What exactly is woman ejaculating? We don't have sperm so? I'm off to wikipedia to find out!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:28 pm UTC
by Kawa
Names: I nickname. A lot. My boyfriend has become 爱人(airen, meaning 'beloved') to me; I've pretty effectively nicknamed my friends as well. People in real life call me Kawa (boyfriend included). I'm perfectly cool with that.

Female ejaculation: I gush more than your average but don't do that crazy porn star squirty thing.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:57 pm UTC
by Dibley
My ex girlfriend called me "boo-boo" in order to piss me off. It was unbelievably annoying. I tried calling her "honeytits", but she didn't mind it in private, and I didn't have the nerve to do it in public. I did on occasion call her "mariko-chan" (yes, stolen from Shogun. Does anyone know if he translated it right, or is it actually horrible grammar?).

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:21 pm UTC
by Alisto
Kawa wrote:Names: I nickname. A lot. My boyfriend has become 爱人(airen, meaning 'beloved') to me; I've pretty effectively nicknamed my friends as well. People in real life call me Kawa (boyfriend included). I'm perfectly cool with that.

Female ejaculation: I gush more than your average but don't do that crazy porn star squirty thing.


I used to call my best friend 小宝宝 (xiao bao bao, essentially translating to baby/babe). That's about it. I have been called Kevy most commonly, one girl called me Bubbles, and a girl at work briefly called me Spellcheck (because my last name is a typo). I use sweetie, dear, love, pumpkin, sugarcrotch, etc. as terms of endearment, often with a humorous undertone.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:32 pm UTC
by Princess Marzipan
Noogumz. (D'aww!)

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:34 pm UTC
by kilgore trout
Yeah, nothing shows love like calling someone sugarcrotch, and not having them punch you in the face afterwards.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:02 pm UTC
by (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Now a really endearing pet name is the one Nougat gave me long ago-
Cum-guzzling Gutter Slut.

Sure, it's long, but it came from the heart.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:02 pm UTC
by Belial
That's what I used to call my boss back at the comic shop.

Not when he was around, though.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:05 pm UTC
by parkaboy
Twasbrillig wrote:That brings me to another topic: do the girls of the fora like or dislike being called pet names by their partner? Not during sex, just whenever.

My girlfriend hates them with a passion. I've tried to insist that pet names are endearing, but she hates them. I think she was brought up with the ideal that one's name is precious, or something. She (kind of) honours her mother's maiden name, because that particular name has a quite impressive history. Not in terms of fame, just in terms of there's MILLIONS of them, and they all have the same traditions.

Grumble grumble, Pockets is an adorable name. Grumble.


i liked creative pet names. we have a lot of joke petnames, like i call jeff "cat-face" and "kittybear" and shit like that. occasionally he pulls out something awesome like "cuddle muffin" or "sugar butt" and i'm all wtflol? i just HATE being called babe, baby, angel, sweetie, or whatever. i prefer people to not talk during sex.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:21 pm UTC
by marshlight
apocralypse wrote:i prefer people to not talk during sex.


Thank you! Unless it is something like "move over" or if it is necessary to giggle, I'd rather avoid the whole talking thing during sex. It's distracting, and I'm not very good at it.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:22 pm UTC
by (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
apocralypse wrote:i prefer people to not talk during sex.


Sex with me is like the high-energy equivalent of a staring contest. First one who laughs loses- and I play to win.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:37 pm UTC
by Emmaskillz
I once had a conversation during sex, lol it was random.

On nicknames: I have been given a couple of nicknames by various people. I was called nushka as a baby and my family always calls me duckie or something. My dad sometimes calls me chickadee and I'm like RAWR I'M NOT A BIRD! He also calls me bella or kiddo.
A friend decided to call me bean and another friend french-ified my name and calls me l'emma.

I don't have any pet names. If I'm writing him a message I'll be like 'hey babe....' but I never use it in conversation, that'd just be weird.

On female ejaculation: I don't ejaculate as in squirt, and I don't know enough about myself sexually to know for sure, but I do get INCREDIBLY wet afterwards. Gosh it's not like I'm not wet enough in the beginning anyway. Maybe it's my body saying 'alright that's enough I'll just make this impossible for you now NO MORE FRICTION'.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:51 pm UTC
by Belial
marshlight wrote:
apocralypse wrote:i prefer people to not talk during sex.


Thank you! Unless it is something like "move over" or if it is necessary to giggle, I'd rather avoid the whole talking thing during sex. It's distracting, and I'm not very good at it.


I stick to monosyllables, at least. Like "Good?" and "Stop?" and "Oh dear gods".

Okay, that last one isn't a monosyllable, but I think it's appropriate.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:08 am UTC
by Princess Marzipan
I mutter "fuck" quite frequently. And breathe weird.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:12 am UTC
by (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
I am hugely vocal. Moaning, screaming, etc and I talk plenty. If I can make a guy make any kind of noise at all, I consider it an accomplishment. Mostly I feel like they just make angry faces. Is that just me?

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:15 am UTC
by Belial
It's not just you. The faces just happen, man. I don't know what does it.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:19 am UTC
by Wilibus
Belial wrote:It's not just you. The faces just happen, man. I don't know what does it.

Testosterone?

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:25 am UTC
by umbrae
Chalk me up as one of the guys who's had girlfriends who ejaculated. (God, 'ejaculated' makes it sound so much worse than it is.)

Honestly, I think it's in the technique, also. (Don't worry, ladies, this is not some attempt at gloating) - I've had 2 serious girlfriends, and both squirted before. The first one all the time (we used towels. messy.), the second one only once in a great while.

The thing was, my first girlfriend was into g-spot manipulation, my second one wasn't so much - but pretty much whenever I did, she ejaculated also.

So, if you're looking to try squirting (or having your girlfriend do so), I suggest g-spot manipulation.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:46 am UTC
by justbecause
This thread just made me realize that I pretty much NEVER use people's names. I don't even remember the last time I said aloud the name of the current IRL crush... and yes, we have spoken to each other.
Names just worry me. I don't know why, exactly.
Now I'm going to obsess over using his name next time I see him...

Also, am I even allowed to post here anymore? Because the title makes me feel like it's only fer the purdy laaydies.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:46 am UTC
by Insignificant Deifaction
Aye. The G-Spot is pretty much directly at the urethra, so one of course leads to the other.

Pet names: I'm a slave. I think you can imagine.

I'm generally either silent or very loud. It depends on the situation...

Emma: Exactly the same. Huge amount of vaginal fluid at the orgasm. It's not a no more friction, actually the idea is to get you to keep going without getting raw or something.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:18 am UTC
by SecondTalon
I'm completely silent during sexual relations. Completely. As in, every woman I've been with has asked at various times if I'm enjoying myself or what because I haven't made a sound or said anything.

So I try to make an effort to at least do something.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:24 am UTC
by (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
SecondTalon wrote:I'm completely silent during sexual relations. Completely. As in, every woman I've been with has asked at various times if I'm enjoying myself or what because I haven't made a sound or said anything.

So I try to make an effort to at least do something.


I do like to hear appreciative noises, or something, to let me know I'm doing things right. Usually just the right intake of breath is enough to tell me I'm doing something good, but the more I hear the better. It helps me be amazing.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:36 am UTC
by Emmaskillz
Insignificant Deification wrote:Emma: Exactly the same. Huge amount of vaginal fluid at the orgasm. It's not a no more friction, actually the idea is to get you to keep going without getting raw or something.


Yeah but I have a lot of fluid anyway so it's kind of akward when it happens because it's too slippery then. I don't know if it's just a random teenage thing or if it's me but I'm always wet. Like seriously always.


Meaux_Pas wrote:I am hugely vocal. Moaning, screaming, etc and I talk plenty. If I can make a guy make any kind of noise at all, I consider it an accomplishment. Mostly I feel like they just make angry faces. Is that just me?


I am very vocal too. I just can't help it. I totally feel sorry for his flatmate :P

I have noticed the angry face too. Although it could be mistaken for pain so I'm always like 'OH SHIT I BROKE HIM!'. Although I do get noises every now and then :D

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:38 am UTC
by Insignificant Deifaction
I have a similar fluid situation to you(Emma), and that's how I confirmed I was a lesbian.

Nothing when around men, needed to replace my knickers around women.

I'm glad I managed to contain that, it was and would still be embarrassing.