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Postby H.E.L.e.N. » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:21 am UTC

apocralypse wrote:i was just reading up on all types of birth control and NONE of them sound like anything i want anything to do with. I am in a monogamous relationship and we use condoms everytime, so i dont really see why i need BC. The hormonal shift, the acne, the weight gain - those are all counter-productive to my physical goals atm. and i know not all types cause that but the ones that dont just look bothersome.


I put off trying the pill because I was terrified it would make me depressed...then my "normal" period went so wacky [zits, mood problems, unpredictability, pain, and more zits] that I decided the pill couldn't be worse, and might actually have advantages. Now I feel slightly clearer-skinned and a whole lot clearer-headed, which...shocks me. I seem to be adapting really well, and I wonder if my body was actually craving that extra dose of hormone.

[I'm not saying this would happen to anyone else, I just think this is the best place to share my experience.]

Also my boobs plumped up a little, which is quite nice (and whoever a few pages back said that was uncommon, I really don't think it is). They'd somehow been losing mass before that, which is crazy, because I hadn't lost any weight --

kilgore trout wrote:*cool stuff about Yaz*

As much as I like Yaz, I hated ortho-tri cyclen lo. The only plus was I had lighter periods, but my skin was a mess, and I had mood swings every time I switched between the three phases of pills.

So-the moral of the story is, I would give a pill about 3 months to see how I tolerated it, and what side affects occurred. If I wasn't happy after 3 months, I would switch.


I'm on Ortho-Tri Lo. I'm sorta kicking myself for not requesting Yaz, because I keep hearing awesome things about it. That's my plan though too...a few months to make sure it doesn't suck.

[Edit: is this new thread title a reference I'm missing? Because the first thing that pops into my head is Lil Kim saying 'this one goes out to my ----az in jail' and I don't think that's it at all.]

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Postby Ren » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:03 am UTC

Hey ladies! We're beating the guys' thread again! Woo!

Also: bleach, girlweek. *curls up in foetal position on bed*
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:11 am UTC

Because you were all so helpful and nice, I must share this- both of our cameras died at the party so I have no pictures of me and my date, but here is one that he took of me just before we left. Alas, he did not get the shoes.

That's his little brother in the background, doing what he does best.

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Postby parkaboy » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:23 am UTC

awww thats an awesome picture. i cant WAIT to bring the dotty dress to boston!!!!! *bouncing*
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Postby Swordfish » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:09 am UTC

Ren wrote:Hey ladies! We're beating the guys' thread again! Woo!


Ah, the guy thread sucks, that place is a real sausage-fest.

I'll go back to silently watching apocralypse bounce now.
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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:13 am UTC

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Ren wrote:Hey ladies! We're beating the guys' thread again! Woo!


Ah, the guy thread sucks, that place is a real bacon-fest.

I'll go back to silently watching apocralypse bounce now.


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Postby Swordfish » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:07 am UTC

...

R.I.P.

My sausage-fest joke.

August 14, 2007 0409 GMT - August 14, 2007 0413 GMT

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Postby PictureSarah » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:10 am UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:Because you were all so helpful and nice, I must share this- both of our cameras died at the party so I have no pictures of me and my date, but here is one that he took of me just before we left. Alas, he did not get the shoes.


Awww, you look great! I think it looks better on you than it does on me fo sho.
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Postby Pseudomammal » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:51 am UTC

Various people wrote:Boo talking during sex!


Seriously? Haven't any of you ever told your partners a story in bed? Or made them tell you one? And then teased them by derailing it as much as possible? Or plotted world domination together? Non-verbal states definitely have their perks, but "sexy" is all in the head, and language is so good for putting ideas in there...

Or maybe she and I were just freaks. But I'm still gonna take over the world.
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Postby Princess Marzipan » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:16 am UTC

Swordfish wrote:Killed by saxmaniac, who obviously never heard the term "sausage-fest."

This thread should be a clambake anyway, shouldn't it?
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Postby Swordfish » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:20 am UTC

CreemyNougat wrote:
Swordfish wrote:Killed by saxmaniac, who obviously never heard the term "sausage-fest."

This thread should be a clambake anyway, shouldn't it?


Well yeah, but my sausage-fest joke was directed at the man thread and was in response to Ren's post about how the woman thread surpassed the man thread.
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Postby jmrz » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:42 am UTC

I get rather vocal and the boy is rather quiet when we are being all intimate and stuff (have to wait for the pill to kick in before we can have sex, just to be safe). But noise is great, and it just turns me on more, apparently my noises have the same effect on him, so that works.

On another note, I wanted to slap one of the employee's at EB Games today. My boyfriend asked me to check how much his xbox live subscription would be if I was going near the shops (he works all day, so never gets home before they shut). So I went down there and walked in to the store and to the counter and asked the guy how much it was. His response? "Well, does he want the one with the headset or does he want the one without? If he has played online before he would probably want this one." This is without me even saying anything to this cashier about it being for my boyfriend, I was talking to my friend about it on the way in, but I didn't mention the name of what I was asking about and I could have easily been talking about something else, and besides, the guy was talking to his assistant person when I walked in. I doubt he heard me.

It was just the automatic assumption that it must have been for my boyfriend or a male friend or a brother or something. Okay, so this time it was, but hey, it COULD have been for ME. I mean, I go in there all the time to look around and buy games and I have never had that automatic assumption made before. Heaven forbid a girl would want to play games.
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Postby Emmaskillz » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:59 am UTC

jmrz wrote:I get rather vocal and the boy is rather quiet when we are being all intimate and stuff (have to wait for the pill to kick in before we can have sex, just to be safe). But noise is great, and it just turns me on more, apparently my noises have the same effect on him, so that works.


I'm the same. It makes it better for me and he loves it.

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Postby parkaboy » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:02 am UTC

well, yeah you're going to get some noises but when we're going at it i prefer him to not vocalize in the form of conversation. complete sentences like "who's my dirty girl?" and "what do you want for lunch after this?" are one in the same in my book. just. shut. up.
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Postby Emmaskillz » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:14 am UTC

Haha a girl I knew planned her english essay whilst having sex (not vocally) and she totally got A's for it.

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Postby Verator » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:36 am UTC

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Postby Kawa » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:47 am UTC

Noises, faces, etc: I can get loud but I can quiet down when the need arises (people next door? general paranoia?) My default is loud, lots of whimpering and moaning and one-syllable things. He likes that. He has been getting more and more vocal (again, mostly heavy breathing and moaning etc) and I like the feedback. He rolls his head back a lot though, so I can't confirm/deny the angry faces option.

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Postby parkaboy » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:16 am UTC

awwww baron-cat ^_^ thats adorable.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:39 am UTC

apocralypse wrote:awwww baron-cat ^_^ thats adorable.


Grumble grumble, Pockets is adorable. Grumble.
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:08 am UTC

Pseudomammal wrote:
Various people wrote:Boo talking during sex!


Seriously? Haven't any of you ever told your partners a story in bed? Or made them tell you one? And then teased them by derailing it as much as possible? Or plotted world domination together? Non-verbal states definitely have their perks, but "sexy" is all in the head, and language is so good for putting ideas in there...

Or maybe she and I were just freaks. But I'm still gonna take over the world.


yes yes, and yes....
Or how about quoted family guy loudly to scare the roommates? Or tried to force the other one to make a complete sentence while thoroughly distracted? Or tried to freak the other person out as best as possible (Winner said: 'Don't tell mom!' during sex. Eewww.)
Or just good, old-fashioned dirty talk. For the win.
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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:10 am UTC

Swordfish wrote:...

R.I.P.

My sausage-fest joke.

August 14, 2007 0409 GMT - August 14, 2007 0413 GMT

Killed by saxmaniac, who obviously never heard the term "sausage-fest."


Of course I know what a sausage fest is. And I agree wholly. But I felt compelled to replace the word sausage with bacon. A meat joke. ha.

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Postby Hawknc » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:15 am UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:yes yes, and yes....
Or how about quoted family guy loudly to scare the roommates? Or tried to force the other one to make a complete sentence while thoroughly distracted? Or tried to freak the other person out as best as possible (Winner said: 'Don't tell mom!' during sex. Eewww.)
Or just good, old-fashioned dirty talk. For the win.
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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:27 am UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:Or tried to freak the other person out as best as possible (Winner said: 'Don't tell mom!' during sex. Eewww.)


No, the winner would be "Thanks, Grandma!"
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Meaux_Pas wrote:Or tried to freak the other person out as best as possible (Winner said: 'Don't tell mom!' during sex. Eewww.)


No, the winner would be "Thanks, Grandma!"


Eeeww. I prefer, 'Don't tell mom!' because the person who said it just sounded so damn convincing! It was really fucked up. I lol'd.
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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:31 am UTC

Wait, the object is to get a lol and not get "Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?" and never see that person again?

Oh.. yeah, then Don't Tell Mom wins that round.
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:36 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Wait, the object is to get a lol and not get "Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?" and never see that person again?

Oh.. yeah, then Don't Tell Mom wins that round.


Yeah. Generally never seeing that person again is a bad thing, especially if I've decided they're cool enough to sleep with. We aim for the lolz.
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Postby Pixel » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:26 pm UTC

Some people have a genuine gift of poetry, a way with words that surpasses beauty and touches the deepest parts of one's soul... and some people, um, thingy.

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Postby Belial » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:28 pm UTC

Inspired by "Pikachu, I choose you", one of my friends decided to start offering bets to his friends. Things people would have to say or do, without explanation, during sex. The payment for fulfillment was a steak dinner.

The SOs of our circle of friends got some really....interesting....experiences out of that.

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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:29 pm UTC

That's where that came from.. thanks Pixel! I knew I wasn't awesome enough to come up with the grandma thing.. and I fucked it up anyway..
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Postby refreshingapathy » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:53 pm UTC

apocralypse wrote:The hormonal shift, the acne, the weight gain - those are all counter-productive to my physical goals atm. and i know not all types cause that but the ones that dont just look bothersome.


You should talk more in depth with your OB/GYN about the part I quoted.

If you get on an oral contraceptive (OC), you're getting two important things - estrogenic activity and androgenic activity. Estrogenic activity depends on the active ingredient and the dose, but is usually less than 35mcg/day of ethinyl estradiol. Androgenic activity varies by brand of OC. If you start an OC that is giving you those nasty side effects (ie acne, weight gain), you can usually talk to your doc about switching to something with less androgenic activity. There's a reason there are so many types of OCs - each woman has different hormone levels and therefore needs a slightly different formulation of OC.



Ok, so I work at a Pharmacy, and I have to do CE credits, and the one I did last night was on OCs. :-p

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Belial wrote:Inspired by "Pikachu, I choose you", one of my friends decided to start offering bets to his friends. Things people would have to say or do, without explanation, during sex. The payment for fulfillment was a steak dinner.

The SOs of our circle of friends got some really....interesting....experiences out of that.

We had a friend get his SO to say "I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs" in bed once. There was beer instead of a steak dinner involved, but there was also an open phone line in the room... and another friend of ours worked at a radio station... you get the idea.
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Postby Kawa » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:56 pm UTC

[touting NuvaRing horn] From what I understand, too, a lot of the hormonal weirdness has to do with the fact that you're getting it in fits and starts (which is why depo is so evil - you only get the hormones once every 3 months, so your body freaks out.) The nice thing about NuvaRing is that you're absorbing it gradually (and all the time), so the hormonal effect is much smaller overall. And you're not getting a smaller dose, just that it's spread out over the day without popping pills once every X hours. (Hey, without popping pills at all!) [/touting]

And Twas, Pockets *is* adorable. I still prefer my baron-cat though.
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:58 pm UTC

I knew I'd heard the grandma thing before! I love QC. I am wayyy to much like Faye.

But I maintain, 'Don't Tell Mom!' is a bit more disturbing, because perhaps it's a bit less funny. Maybe just to me.


Then there was the great time I managed to slip in the most obscure Family Guy reference ever- 'Uhhh Yes I want the coffee cake.'

Disturbing, no. Confusing as hell? Yes.

Oh and quick show of hands, and be honest- How many of you have said 'Giggity!' during sex?
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Postby dschneider » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:00 pm UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:Oh and quick show of hands, and be honest- How many of you have said 'Giggity!' during sex?

...Twice. I regret nothing.
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[Edit] this only makes sense if I establish that I'm a guy. Sorry to invade your thread, but it just smells so much nicer than the males' one[/edit]
jmrz wrote:It was just the automatic assumption that it must have been for my boyfriend or a male friend or a brother or something.


My ex-girlfriend has a car that's her pride and joy; she bought it outright from her savings and maintains it lovingly. When it needed any professional work done she would phone and book it in, she'd drive the car to the garage, she'd be obviously holding the car keys and then she'd start talking to the mechanics... who would then address their replies to me. Even those who managed to catch on to my subtle hints (such as "It's not my car, it's [name]'s") would usually only grudgingly address her, and were careful not to get remotely technical. As you'd imagine, this led to quite a lot of anger. Damn bigots...

As for the sex talk: In uni halls it was a given that all your nocturnal activities were overheard and gossiped about by all of your neighbours. Several of us therefore took to shouting things like "With a MELON!?" at oppertune moments. But "You've got your mothers nipples" is undoubtedly the greatest ever.
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Postby Pixel » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:02 pm UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:Oh and quick show of hands, and be honest- How many of you have said 'Giggity!' during sex?


I can safely say I've never even uttered that word. I wouldn't begin to know how to pronounce it.

I do have a strong urge, the next time I'm having sex doggy style, to say "Ooh, cake!"
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Gig-uh-tee
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:04 pm UTC

Oh, how I love being talked down to by mechanics.

I took my car in to get inspected once, and I was on my way to the mall with a friend, and oddly enough we were both wearing skirts, so I even looked more girly than usual. The guys at the shop refused to inspect my car because I had a bike rack on the back. I was more than a little bit surprised, because, fuck, it's a bike rack. There's nothing about a bike rack that prevents inspection of my vehicle. So I asked the dude if I took the freaking bike rack off, if they'd inspect the vehicle. He told me, yeah, come back without it and we'll inspect your car.
He was not expecting me to bust out my tools and take the rack of my car right there in the parking lot. Apparently girls in skirts aren't supposed to climb under cars to get at the trailer hitch. Whatever. I don't have time for that kind of crap.
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Postby damienthebloody » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:05 pm UTC


Worst thing i've heard during sex: "I used to fantasize about your older brother".
That threw me.
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:07 pm UTC

Heh. Not as good as something a guy once said to my friend Adam- "You give better head than my brother." And he was being serious. (Though if he'd said that he meant his step brother it would have been a hair less disturbing.)

Top that. I dare you.
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