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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby xndrew » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:45 am UTC

Baldur wrote:Would you like a shovel to help dig that hole with?

Also, I'm pretty sure equality of the sexes is manly, yes?
pfft. Everyone knows that women belong in the kitchen. You know, making food, being pregnant, sewing, and waiting upon the every demand of a man. I can't think of anything more manly than spousal abuse.

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:14 am UTC

Spousal Abuse while eating bacon you made her cook?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby doogly » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:02 am UTC

Spousal abuse with a nuclear weapon.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby benjhuey » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:04 am UTC

Baldur wrote:Also, I'm pretty sure equality of the sexes is manly, yes?
No. Equality is gender nuetral.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby luketheduke » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:53 am UTC

Ironic misogyny: There's only a small difference between a joke and a stupid joke.

Hmmm. Gender equality is neutral. Is "neutrality" a collection of ungendered virtues?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby dubsola » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:39 am UTC

natraj wrote:Yeeees... I think you're a bit lost. This is the man thread. Not the misogynist thread.

Yes! It's not manly to build yourself up at the expense of others.

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Bright Shadows » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:21 am UTC

The epitome of nerdy manliness.
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Note: Steroids are for people unmanly enough to need them. Ignore that part.
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Postby michaelandjimi » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:28 am UTC

Bright Shadows wrote:The epitome of nerdy manliness.
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http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh304/ac1dap3x/Steroids_hackers.jpg?t=1238811422

Note: Steroids are for people unmanly enough to need them. Ignore that part.
Holy crap. He looks like he'd explode violently if you poked him with a needle.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby EdgarJPublius » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:38 am UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:
Bright Shadows wrote:The epitome of nerdy manliness.
Spoiler:
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh304/ac1dap3x/Steroids_hackers.jpg?t=1238811422

Note: Steroids are for people unmanly enough to need them. Ignore that part.
Holy crap. He looks like he'd explode violently if you poked him with a needle.


Explosions are pretty manly.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby TaintedDeity » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:27 am UTC

When I see those guys with all their pokey out veins it really makes me think what they'd do in a car crash.
Sure, they'd punch their way out of the weak, metal cage that had them pinned, but the slightest cut and I just think they'd bleed to death in seconds, leaving behind a feeble, limp corpse.
Sort of like a burst balloon.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby michaelandjimi » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:34 am UTC

I'm always reminded of the scene towards the end of League of Extraordinary Gentleman where
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Sp00n » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:41 am UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:I'm always reminded of the scene towards the end of League of Extraordinary Gentleman where
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Alterna-Hyde gets sliced by icicles.

Totally the same with me.

They creep me out...

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Bluggo » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:15 pm UTC

Please tell me that that guy is photoshopped - human muscles just cannot become that grotesquely hypertrophic, can they? :shock:

Question: what is the manliest programming language? I suggest Assembly, but Scheme is also a very strong contender.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby yazdi » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:07 pm UTC

Bluggo wrote:Please tell me that that guy is photoshopped - human muscles just cannot become that grotesquely hypertrophic, can they? :shock:
I doubt that that's real. The form of the muscles doesn't look physiological and the size doesn't look like it's possible. If that's real I'd suspect it's some sort of tumor.

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby doogly » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:40 pm UTC

Bluggo wrote:Question: what is the manliest programming language? I suggest Assembly, but Scheme is also a very strong contender.


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Postby luketheduke » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:10 pm UTC

An infinite bunch of rocks.
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Postby apricity » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:27 pm UTC

One rock that you have to break up into infinite pieces using sheer manpower.
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Postby smw543 » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:21 pm UTC

lanicita wrote:One rock that you have to break up into infinite pieces using sheer manpower.
And then assemble into INTERCAL...that's a lot of pieces.

Seriously, what's more manly than a language in which Hello World is a tiresome ordeal?
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Postby Torvaun » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:33 pm UTC

smw543 wrote:
lanicita wrote:One rock that you have to break up into infinite pieces using sheer manpower.
And then assemble into INTERCAL...that's a lot of pieces.

Seriously, what's more manly than a language in which Hello World is a tiresome ordeal?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Internetmeme » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:14 pm UTC

smw543 wrote:Seriously, what's more manly than a language in which Hello World is a tiresome ordeal?

Binary.
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Postby Zak » Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:08 am UTC

Willpower.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby crowey » Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:17 am UTC

yazdi wrote:
Bluggo wrote:Please tell me that that guy is photoshopped - human muscles just cannot become that grotesquely hypertrophic, can they? :shock:
I doubt that that's real. The form of the muscles doesn't look physiological and the size doesn't look like it's possible. If that's real I'd suspect it's some sort of tumor.

I dunno, just google for steriod bodybuilder. They achieve some fucked up stuff with direct injections into the muscle.

Is body building manly? I mean, aiming for physical achievment is, and general persuit of fitness, sure. But the Mr Olympia stuff? More crazy than manly, I think.

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Postby michaelandjimi » Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:32 am UTC

yazdi wrote:
Bluggo wrote:Please tell me that that guy is photoshopped - human muscles just cannot become that grotesquely hypertrophic, can they? :shock:
I doubt that that's real. The form of the muscles doesn't look physiological and the size doesn't look like it's possible. If that's real I'd suspect it's some sort of tumor.
Yeah, I had a look again and my guess is some sort of bodysuit combined with spray-on tan or lucky facial coloration.
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Postby Jacque » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:45 am UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:
yazdi wrote:
Bluggo wrote:Please tell me that that guy is photoshopped - human muscles just cannot become that grotesquely hypertrophic, can they? :shock:
I doubt that that's real. The form of the muscles doesn't look physiological and the size doesn't look like it's possible. If that's real I'd suspect it's some sort of tumor.
Yeah, I had a look again and my guess is some sort of bodysuit combined with spray-on tan or lucky facial coloration.


Photoshop of bodybuilder Markus Ruhl. But in reality, it's not too far off.

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Sp00n » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:47 am UTC

Well.

I'm creeped out.
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Postby Internetmeme » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:58 am UTC

Yes. He is grey-headed, so he must be over 40, and he is stronger than most 20 year olds who are in a gym day by day.

Am I the only one who wants to see what would happen if he took steroids (if he isn't already)?
His arms would asplode.
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Postby Jacque » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:15 am UTC

He most likely uses Synthol as well as some sort of steroid.

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Postby doogly » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:22 am UTC

Mel didn't approve of compilers.
"If a program can't rewrite its own code",
he asked, "what good is it?"

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Postby Philwelch » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:27 am UTC

I have come to submit another film to the consideration of the man thread.

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Postby 3fj » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:04 pm UTC

Internetmeme wrote:
smw543 wrote:Seriously, what's more manly than a language in which Hello World is a tiresome ordeal?

Binary.

That's not a language. And I'm fairly sure "Hello world" could be represented using ASCII or something fairly easily.
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Postby crowey » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:31 am UTC

Internetmeme wrote:Am I the only one who wants to see what would happen if he took steroids (if he isn't already)?
His arms would asplode.


There's a guy called Gregg Valentino, his arms actually did explode* clicky. Grim.

*explode may be a minor exaggeration. Watch the video for gross-ness.

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Postby LL Cool J » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:37 am UTC

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I got to "he decided to operate... on himself" and then decided I didn't need to watch any more. Giant pus sacks? Not manly. Just gross.
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Postby Red Hal » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:34 pm UTC

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That is not acceptable. Or even funny.
Not even slightly.

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Postby Khizrael » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:20 pm UTC

I suppose I should keep my other manliness jokes under my hat too.

Loud music is manly. If there's a kind of music that's not loud, then it should be. If it doesn't sound good when it's loud, it should be destroyed. But there you have a Catch-22-esque error, since good music is loud music, but is loud music always good music?
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Postby doogly » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:27 pm UTC

Yesterday I went to Die Walkure at the Met. Let me tell you whose music is manly he is Wagner. Oh, Wotan! *swoon*
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Postby postinonthenets » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:42 pm UTC

Khizrael wrote:I suppose I should keep my other manliness jokes under my hat too.

Loud music is manly. If there's a kind of music that's not loud, then it should be. If it doesn't sound good when it's loud, it should be destroyed. But there you have a Catch-22-esque error, since good music is loud music, but is loud music always good music?


Blasting rage against the machine is your car is manly...or is it.

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Tautology » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:56 pm UTC

In the woman thread, all the girls are talking about their womanly problems, boy troubles, general womanly concerns and all being very supportive.

I decide to take a quick peek inside the boy thread and see an animated discussion about manliness, with references to bacon and women being in the kitchen.

You're such boys, ick! I'm going to escape this thread before someone chases me with a worm on a stick.

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby bigglesworth » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:03 pm UTC

A) Wherever in this thread someone suggests a "women in the kitchen" position, scorn is poured upon them,
and
B) We're going fishing with this worm on a stick, :P
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Postby Philwelch » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:13 pm UTC

Blasting Iron Maiden in your car is manlier.

In fact, replace any band with Iron Maiden to increase manliness.
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