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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby My Red Shoes » Sun May 24, 2009 5:34 am UTC

My dislike of those bypass burgers is really mathematical. It would be a one trick pony. After eating something like that, I would most assuredly be grabbing my stomach hating myself and my life for hours afterward, rereading Revelations as so I knew exactly what foul beasts to curse as my body attempted to break the seven seals of my toilet. After my biblical experience and salvation were complete, I would certainly relay my harrowing story to others with much hyperbole. As for a second date, to rekindle the fires in my arteries, I would pass.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby MoonBuggy » Sun May 24, 2009 2:08 pm UTC

I saw this and I thought of you, boy thread.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Blokey » Sun May 24, 2009 2:15 pm UTC

I love the fact that the last guy states: "the longer the beard, the more a man."
Despite him having solely a 'tache.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby michaelandjimi » Mon May 25, 2009 12:55 pm UTC

Blokey wrote:I love the fact that the last guy states: "the longer the beard, the more a man."
Despite him having solely a 'tache.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby The Spherical Cow » Mon May 25, 2009 1:08 pm UTC

Boobies, for example.

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby clintonius » Sat May 30, 2009 8:07 pm UTC

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby wing » Sat May 30, 2009 10:24 pm UTC



GOD DAMMIT I'VE BEEN SCOOPED.

A friend and I have been paper-planning this over beers for the past several months. The prime difference is that ours is panning out to be a middle-class type establishment featuring a sizable bar, rather than a "high end restaurant"
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby clintonius » Sat May 30, 2009 10:41 pm UTC

I bet that would be more successful (also, I get the feeling that the restaurant mentioned in the article is a joke. I suppose I could be wrong, but, bacon-flavored water?).
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby MoonBuggy » Sat May 30, 2009 10:46 pm UTC

Look at the post date on the article.

[Edit] Hope is not lost! There was a serious (as far as I can tell) link from the comments to a similar idea.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby wing » Sat May 30, 2009 11:04 pm UTC

clintonius wrote:I bet that would be more successful (also, I get the feeling that the restaurant mentioned in the article is a joke. I suppose I could be wrong, but, bacon-flavored water?).

We've bacon-flavored vodka for our house vodka.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby clintonius » Sun May 31, 2009 3:42 pm UTC

Who's "we," and why do I not party with you?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Khizrael » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:11 pm UTC

I have a bottle of Barbadian 'erotic rum' in my household.

I'm yet to discover what makes it erotic...
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Chfan » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:24 pm UTC

The fact that it's rum?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Izawwlgood » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:41 pm UTC

That it was opened around your birth + 9 months ago?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Alpha Omicron » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:06 pm UTC

Is it Engrish for "exotic", maybe? Then that would raise the question of what makes it exotic, though.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby smw543 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:33 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:Is it Engrish for "exotic", maybe? Then that would raise the question of what makes it exotic, though.
The fact that it's imported from a place that speaks Engrish?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby mrbaggins » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:25 am UTC

I found the bacon flavoured vodka: http://www.bakonvodka.com/
Also: Bacon makes the news : http://www.joost.com/097ugzl/t/It-s-All ... id=097ugzl

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Postby Gears » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:42 am UTC

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby crowey » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:51 pm UTC

no it isn't

I heartily reccomend reading the rest of that part of the blog, it is hilarious. :mrgreen:

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Gentlelady » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:25 am UTC

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Well, what better flavor can you imagine for gum? Mint is boring, cinnamon is overdone - it's time for Bacon Gumballs to be the first choice of gum aficionados. Each tin of Bacon Gumballs is loaded with bacon-y goodness, and after you've eaten all the gum, you can reuse the tin. And the tin will retain the scent of bacon for some time, blessing all you put in it with that wondrous and holy of smells. Bacon Gumballs - the gift that keeps on giving.


Because even bubble gum deserves to taste like bacon.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Izawwlgood » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:55 am UTC

I'm sure that'll sell well with men; something meaty and well done, in ball form, that you really gotta work it around your mouth to get the full flavor.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby rnew » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:36 am UTC

Izawwlgood wrote:something meaty and well done, in ball form, that you really gotta work it around your mouth to get the full flavor.
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Postby parkaboy » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:56 am UTC

Here you go guys - Have fun with this. I want pictures.

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Postby Izawwlgood » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:28 am UTC

This guy is my hero.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby mrbaggins » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:29 am UTC

Agreed.

My facial hairosity gets more... thicker... with each passing year... I might be able to start something similar next year. As it is right now, my 'stach couldn't even reach a goatee... LAME. (And I'm 23)
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Postby Plasma Man » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:01 pm UTC

That is indeed an inspirational page... I'm now wondering if I could pull off a Fu Manchu.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby clintonius » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:48 pm UTC

I'ma grow a goddamn Balbo. It's happening.
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Postby d33p » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:59 pm UTC

I currently sport the Zappa. Fully support the Balbo cause, however.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby clintonius » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:05 pm UTC

Sweeeeeeeet.

In other boy thread news, it's barely noon, and I just spilled a portion of my third Coors onto my torso where it coursed its way into my belly button. Figured I'd share.
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Postby d33p » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:08 pm UTC

Your belly button can keep the Coors, thanks.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby clintonius » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:11 pm UTC

Y'know, at $1.50 a tall boy, I'll take it.

I'm on a budget. Fuck you.
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Postby SecondTalon » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:29 pm UTC

While I'd love to say "Not to harsh on your choice, but..".. I know I can't say that.

So.. Why? I mean, the way I see it, there's two reasons to drink beer - 1. You enjoy the taste and/or 2. You want to get drunk.

If you're drinking it for the taste.... The hell?

If you're drinking it to get drunk... dude, Vodka, Whiskey, any number of harder alcohols that'll get you there for less.

So I'm left with.... Why? Just... why? I mean... I assume you're at a bar and are finding yourself having to drink *something*?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby clintonius » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:33 pm UTC

Well, this particular batch was at the request of my sister (I figured it better to just comply, 'cause she'll be gone soon).
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Whelan » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:34 pm UTC

Seriously dudes, what's with all the Forae bigwigs changing to lovely pretty face avatars? I want one now, but I'd feel like a bandwagon-jumper-on-er....
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby TaintedDeity » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:37 pm UTC

What are you talking about?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby rheakith » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:03 pm UTC

On the topic of facial hair and one man's awesome quest, I'm sporting an Old Dutch minus the soul patch, since I can't grow anything there :/ My facial hair is weird in that I can grow a full beard in 3-4 days, but can't grow a stache or soul patch if I was given a month.

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Postby CVSoul » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:22 pm UTC

Hmm. Can I get away with doing usually-feminine things, such as shopping and watching Titanic, if I'm doing it because a girl asked me* to do so with her? I mean, my manners tell me that doing something to be nice to/impress the ladies gives you a free pass on most things. It would be rude to say, "No, I am too manly to do something to make you happy." Besides, for obvious manly reasons, it's better to be adored by women than by men anyway. I think I'm going to carry a half-rack of ribs and a pound of bacon with me just in case...

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Postby Chfan » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:39 am UTC

So, question:

Which is more manly for stupid-looking little teenage tiny mustaches? Shave or pluck out one by one? Because leaving it is quite unmanly...
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Postby Torvaun » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:04 am UTC

Burn off. Even better if the fire takes out the eyebrows too.
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Postby ‎Cheese » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:06 am UTC

So you *don't* want the pizza?

OOPS: Okay, pagetopper completely failed to draw anyone in. I'll make a shitty reference instead:

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