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Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:18 pm UTC

Real men produce a noise so manly and low that humans cannot hear, due to the impressive and manly amounts of manly testosterone they produce!
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Postby JayDee » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:53 pm UTC

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Postby cypherspace » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:53 am UTC

Izawwlgood wrote:All this talk about removing nerve endings...
The procedure removes the foreSKIN. Not the HEAD. While there are certainly nerves in the skin, the majority are in the HEAD.

Yes, which means they receive more stimulation, which means they become less sensitive.
I was under the impression that circumcision is pretty routine in America. But I'm jewish, so my basis is obviously skewed (I was circumcised at 8 days old, which is tradition).

By the way he said "Over here" I assume he's in Britain, where it is not common.
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Postby Socal Swimmer » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:33 am UTC

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my penis can grunt.

Is that good enough?

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Postby Fat Tony » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:01 pm UTC

Apparently Penis is a perfectly acceptable male name in Hebrew.
I guess that's how the slags feel about Matthew Sikes (Sikes is Tenctonese for "excrement" and "cranium").
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Postby segmentation fault » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:09 pm UTC

Will wrote:No, the reason that AIDS is so widespread in Africa is that there are a LOT OF PEOPLE WITH HIV HAVING SEX WITHOUT CONDOMS ON. Yes, it is true that circumcision reduces the risk of HIV transmission, but it does not stop it as much as wearing a condom does. Not. Even. Close. If everyone in Africa were circumcised, there would STILL BE AN AIDS EPIDEMIC, because there are so many people having unprotected sex.


right, but unprotected sex doesnt mean instant HIV transmission. that chance increases with bleeding foreskin.
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Postby xndrew » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:38 pm UTC

segmentation fault wrote:
Will wrote:No, the reason that AIDS is so widespread in Africa is that there are a LOT OF PEOPLE WITH HIV HAVING SEX WITHOUT CONDOMS ON. Yes, it is true that circumcision reduces the risk of HIV transmission, but it does not stop it as much as wearing a condom does. Not. Even. Close. If everyone in Africa were circumcised, there would STILL BE AN AIDS EPIDEMIC, because there are so many people having unprotected sex.


right, but unprotected sex doesnt mean instant HIV transmission. that chance increases with bleeding foreskin.

Correct, it increases the chance. But saying this is like saying someone should be careful of catching a cold while lying in the snow bleeding to death. You might want to stop the bleeding before you worry about the snow, and in any case, if they weren't bleeding, they probably wouldn't be lying in the snow and, catching a cold wouldn't be an issue.

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Postby Izawwlgood » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:41 pm UTC

Again, I haven't found anything on bleeding foreskin as much as foreskin simply being more prone to viral infections then other tissues. And not because of microtearing.
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Postby Okita » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:20 am UTC

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Postby Zak » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:23 am UTC

Priceless!

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Postby cypherspace » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:26 am UTC

That is fantastic.

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Postby Goatboy » Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:49 pm UTC

It's stickin' with his Raptor Jesus stylee, coming out of a tomb for Easter, y'see.
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Postby Daeren Ryft » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:39 pm UTC

The ManTage was incredible, but they never mentioned bacon! Sacrilege!
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Postby Okita » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:53 pm UTC

Daeren Ryft wrote:The ManTage was incredible, but they never mentioned bacon! Sacrilege!

Maybe that meat was just a giant giant slab of bacon <_<

Probably not.

I can dream though.
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Postby Antimatter Spork » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:07 pm UTC

Daeren Ryft wrote:The ManTage was incredible, but they never mentioned bacon! Sacrilege!

That guy was eating meat. It could have been bacon (oddly-shaped bacon, but maybe)
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Postby Cheese » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:52 pm UTC

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Postby Okita » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:11 am UTC

While the Mantage is somewhat lighthearted, I bring to you what may be the most manly thing besides bacon.
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Postby Aluminus » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:09 pm UTC

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Postby Rippy » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:17 pm UTC

I thought this belonged in the man thread:

Clint Malarchuk gets a bit of a scratch during a hockey game, and lives

(It's great how noone even notices him until 10 seconds later)

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Postby Aluminus » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:30 pm UTC

I feel sick now.
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Postby SecondTalon » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:42 pm UTC

Mo6eB wrote:There is something I've never quite grasped about circumcision. The head of the penis is very sensitive, so if you remove the protective skin around it, shouldn't wearing any sort of pants become impossible? Or does the head's skin harden to compensate for the loss of protection? But wouldn't then sex be not pleasurable? For the record: I'm male and uncircumcised.


I don't go around poking the heads of uncircumcised penises as a profession or even a hobby, so I cannot vouch for any hardening.. nor do I really even understand what you mean by that. Only thing I can think is like a callous or something and... I suppose that would be possible.

If you never wore underwear, only wore denim, and jogged all the time. Operating under the assumption that most guys wear some form of undergarment, be they boxers, briefs, the hybrid model, or some fourth alternative of which I'm not aware, that really isn't much of an issue, no more so than, say, your shoulders becoming calloused under your shirt.

Supposedly there is a sensitivity loss. I have no idea myself as I really have no experience with the turtleneck still attached, but.. well, if that's what I experience with a loss of sensitivity - I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to handle anything more.


Re: Skate Injury - I know Richard Zednik got hit in kinda the same way.. I wonder how often that happens....
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Postby ThorFluff » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:43 pm UTC

OW!
having played hockey, those edges are sharp in a blunt way if you know what i mean, it's not like a razor cut, More like a nasty serrated edge, like a big rusty breadknife.
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:41 pm UTC

re: the circumcision stuff, i highly recommend "talking cock" by richard herring for all your questions about circumcision, or indeed, anything related to cocks, big, hard, men's cocks.
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Postby Belial » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:45 pm UTC

If you never wore underwear, only wore denim, and jogged all the time. Operating under the assumption that most guys wear some form of undergarment, be they boxers, briefs, the hybrid model, or some fourth alternative of which I'm not aware, that really isn't much of an issue, no more so than, say, your shoulders becoming calloused under your shirt.


I think he's referencing the fact that, if you left the skin rolled back, an uncircumcised person would be in constant near-pain from rubbing against his own undergarments because the skin is so sensitive and soft. So there has to be some sort of sensitivity loss and/or callousing involved for the rest of you folk.
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Postby ZeroSum » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:50 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Supposedly there is a sensitivity loss. I have no idea myself as I really have no experience with the turtleneck still attached, but.. well, if that's what I experience with a loss of sensitivity - I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to handle anything more.
Being in one full piece I think I can give some perspective on this. Let's put it this way: I have to be hella aroused and it has to be wetter than the Louisiana Bayou for me to be comfortable with my foreskin pulled back. And even then it's often so sensitive that I have to take a moment to compose myself lest I do nothing but thrash around uselessly.

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Postby segmentation fault » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:58 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Re: Skate Injury - I know Richard Zednik got hit in kinda the same way.. I wonder how often that happens....


to the throat, not often.

i was watching a game where a body check occured next to the linesman, the linesman took a skate to the face, and the hit caused a brawl in which said linesman actually got up to try and stop despite his bleeding face.

thats sorta manly, doing your job after having your face cut, but he was trying to stop a hockey fight, so i dont know. judges, a ruling, NOW!
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segmentation fault wrote:thats sorta manly, doing your job after having your face cut, but he was trying to stop a hockey fight, so i dont know. judges, a ruling, NOW!
Stopping a hockey fight is such a dangerous activity that the manliness of its danger outweighs the unmanliness of stopping a fight.

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Postby parkaboy » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:13 pm UTC

my grandmother taught me this saying when i was very young:

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

I like those kinds of games. I think thats why I adored Pavel Bure for so long... he was just so MEAN. and kinda hot too... *takes girlhood fantasies over to the woman thread*
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Postby Goatboy » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:52 pm UTC

Trying to break up a hockey fight with a skate-cut face-> way manly. It's ignoring an injury so you can do your duty. I approve.
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Postby Swordfish » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:21 am UTC

segmentation fault wrote:i was watching a game where a body check occured next to the linesman, the linesman took a skate to the face, and the hit caused a brawl in which said linesman actually got up to try and stop despite his bleeding face.


Wasn't that a Flyers-Rangers game a few weeks ago?
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Postby dangerskew » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:36 am UTC

Hockey has too many rules these days. I really liked it years ago, but now they stop play way too often. High sticking? Psh. You should be able to smack the other players with the stick. Tripping should be allowed and encouraged too.
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Postby Rippy » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:57 am UTC

Goatboy wrote:Trying to break up a hockey fight with a skate-cut face-> way manly. It's ignoring an injury so you can do your duty. I approve.

Basically, ignoring injuries is always manly. The more severe the injury, the higher the level of manliness.

To achieve ultimate manliness, you have to successfully ignore death.

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Postby Upsilon » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:00 am UTC

dangerskew wrote:Hockey has too many rules these days. I really liked it years ago, but now they stop play way too often. High sticking? Psh. You should be able to smack the other players with the stick. Tripping should be allowed and encouraged too.

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Postby Aluminus » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:16 am UTC

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Postby Sissi » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:30 am UTC

I ate bacon today. I ate bacon until I was spewing vomit. And then I continued to eat bacon.

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Postby Zak » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:30 am UTC

if you ever get a chance to buy hulk hands, do so. Do not question the impulse. They allow you to hit stuff! really hard! Like people! One of my friends brought one to school today, and we all lined up and rotated letting one person go down the line hitting everyone in the face really hard. Plus my other friend's girlfriend even took a turn! Both being hit and doing the hitting! They're Girl-face-punchtm safe!

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