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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:29 pm UTC
by SecondTalon
... yeah, that's just how some genitalia looks. Some women have large inner labia, some don't. Some men have gigantic penises, some don't. It has nothing to do with usage.

Deal with it.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:31 pm UTC
by Izawwlgood
Male porn stars have it way rougher.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:33 pm UTC
by dubsola
SecondTalon wrote:Well, yeah.. hands and feet can be cute or whatever, but .. I don't really care if they're giant man-hands or if there's snaggled toenails or whatever.. unless my attention's drawn there for some reason, hands and feet don't really exist in my perception of a person, in the same way their hearts and intestines and such don't exist to me. I'm aware they exist, but I don't really care.

... that's a terrible way of explaining it.
No, that's reasonable. You don't care about hands and feet, and I do - I reckon they are cool.

@wing - ugh.

This too:
That portion of female genitalia looks something like a cross between an axe wound and a Sarlacc pit. A Sarlacc pit that periodic spews chunks of uterus and urine.
UGH. What the hell possesses someone to say something like this?

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:00 pm UTC
by wing
SecondTalon wrote:... yeah, that's just how some genitalia looks. Some women have large inner labia, some don't. Some men have gigantic penises, some don't. It has nothing to do with usage.

Deal with it.

This I understand.

But 75 sets of inner labia I do not. You must eat crappy roast beef sandwiches to not make that connection yourself.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:15 pm UTC
by rachel

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:42 pm UTC
by Aleril
That is the kind of guardian angel I want watching over me.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:24 pm UTC
by '; DROP DATABASE;--
PictureSarah wrote:I have been asked to relate the following:

"Meaux Pas would like you to know that if you think urine comes out of vaginae, you aren't allowed near one, because clearly you're a moron who doesn't know how it works. Get an encyclopaedia and a clue. good day."
Tsk, you're right, looks like a bunch of us (myself included) have been mixing up the terms "vagina" and "labia". <_<

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:37 pm UTC
by EsotericWombat
Still wrong! urethra! the labia... isn't a hole

on a related note, the word "vulva" is awesome. The word even feels good on your lips when you say it.

... please don't let me be the only one who thinks this.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:40 pm UTC
by MotorToad
EsotericWombat wrote:Still wrong! urethra! the labia... isn't a hole

on a related note, the word "vulva" is awesome. The word even feels good on your lips when you say it.

... please don't let me be the only one who thinks this.

Half the reason I want an old Volvo turbo wagon is so I can change the letters on the back...
I say that all the time when I see one in traffic. "Hrm, nice vulva."

It's not only a nice word, it's a nice place to hang out and kill time. :)

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:44 pm UTC
by Cheese
I don't really have much to say on 'vulva', although I'll admit that it is quite a nice word.

But my favourite word has to be 'cloud'... don't ask why, I don't know.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:48 pm UTC
by Fat Tony
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
Fat Tony wrote:TMT, just thought I'd throw it out there that you were the first one who inspired me to actually check for the gender under the avatar.


Do you still need it for me?

Nah, I figured it out when someone declared that you "coming on to me" was odd.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:57 pm UTC
by EsotericWombat
MotorToad wrote:It's not only a nice word, it's a nice place to hang out and kill time. :)


I could be an asshole and say that vagina is the word for the place you hang out and vulva is what surrounds it...

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:12 pm UTC
by El Senor Fruit Swing
lol I got burns on my arm ..they almost form a perfect isosceles triangle triangle.
And it was still being cooked..
I Really need to figure out why my pictures are so huge when I load them on a computer.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:12 pm UTC
by MotorToad
EsotericWombat wrote:
I could be an asshole and say that vagina is the word for the place you hang out and vulva is what surrounds it...
If you only hang out at the vagina, then you are most certainly an asshole. :D

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:18 pm UTC
by Mighty Jalapeno
Speaking of erectile hyperbolic functions....I get to do this in a few months.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:32 pm UTC
by EsotericWombat
MotorToad wrote:If you only hang out at the vagina, then you are most certainly an asshole. :D


I ain't saying I don't pay attention to the vulva, but I'm not quite sure what you mean by "hang out" there. It's not really a space to occupy

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:59 pm UTC
by davef
MotorToad wrote:If you only hang out at the vagina, then you are most certainly an asshole. :D

Obligatory Youtube clip.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:05 pm UTC
by ekzrated
Holy crap, there are far too many pages in this thread to read in one session, and frankly, I doubt this has been brought up before.

Does it matter that I don't really have male buddies? For the most part, I have tons of female friends, but generally find myself sizing up guys. Maybe I am an asshole after all.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:52 am UTC
by JayDee
EsotericWombat wrote:I ain't saying I don't pay attention to the vulva, but I'm not quite sure what you mean by "hang out" there. It's not really a space to occupy
Brings to mind this song:
Spoiler:
Labia majora, it's you I adore-a
Why don’t we go for a spin
In your vulva tonight?
Let's invite the scrotum?
I don't think you'll big note 'em
But their lovely daughter fallopian
Is oh so bright
Well I can recommend
A beefy piece of my pudenda
I'm a . . .

EsotericWombat wrote:on a related note, the word "vulva" is awesome. The word even feels good on your lips when you say it.

... please don't let me be the only one who thinks this.
You are not the only one.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:53 am UTC
by Zak
Yes, Vulva is awesome.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:49 am UTC
by Delalyra
Alton Brown is doing an episode of "Good Eats" about MANLY FOOD, including burgers and homemade corn dogs.

And I thought of you guys, and smiled. Hi.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:08 am UTC
by Bakemaster
One time I had too many corn dogs at the King's Dominion amusement park in or around Richmond, VA and I got vomitously ill for three days.

I just wanted to share with everyone.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:20 am UTC
by PictureSarah
Men of the man thread, I have a question to ask of you.

How do you feel about sexy lingerie. I mean, I suspect no man will have any serious objections to sexy lingerie, but is it a nice surprise, a turn-on, or just fancy wrapping that, while nice, doesn't really add anything?

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:23 am UTC
by Fat Tony
PictureSarah wrote:just fancy wrapping that, while nice, doesn't really add anything

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:25 am UTC
by The Mighty Thesaurus
Don't listen to him; he doesn't like vaginae.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:30 am UTC
by Bakemaster
Sexy lingerie is nicer than ugly lingerie and it says "I wore sexy lingerie for you". Unless it's on someone who always wears it, even to the grocery store. I'm not likely to be less attracted to a woman just because she's not wearing sexy lingerie... I've usually decided whether she's attractive before I get to that point anyway.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:31 am UTC
by JayDee
PictureSarah wrote:How do you feel about sexy lingerie. I mean, I suspect no man will have any serious objections to sexy lingerie, but is it a nice surprise, a turn-on, or just fancy wrapping that, while nice, doesn't really add anything?
I'm quite the fan of lingerie. I guess it's a very specific case of dressing up. I like to see a beautiful girl in a pretty dress. And then out of the pretty dress, in the sexy lingerie. And then so on. So fancy wrapping that adds something.

I used to be rather upset that you could get sexy lingerie for females and that I couldn't find anything equivalently sexy for males, but I got over that when I realised that girl-sexy != guy-sexy.

And since I've already quoted one GUD song in this thread:
Spoiler:
I have a penchant for wearing ladies dresses
It’s the only way I know how to deal with life’s pressures
cause modern life gets you down
its just more shades of brown
when the curve of your smile turns into a frown

then don't you believe them
when they tell you that you mustn't (that you mustn’t)
just slip on French tights
with a nice cotton gusset (cotton gusset)

if you need liberty
then play dress ups like me
cause you know open toed
high heels set you free

though more often than not
it means that you can't leave the house (God you’re embarrassing)
or confess the needs you conceal
that might freak out your spouse (Pull your head in)

with nylon suspenders
stay in on a bender
in glorious splender
betraying your gender

I'm a seahorse
I'm a seahorse
I'm a seahorse

sometimes I’ll confess
I become suicidal (cidal)
it's my cross dress-wearing aspects
I can't reconcile with the bible (ible)

to be found dead what a shock
in a sweet gingham frock
with a blood-splattered apron
from where I severed my cock

so go home tonight
check the drawers and just let it happen (let it happen)
cause nothing feels as good as silk
over the baton (over the baton)

make a bee line for an a-line
and you'll be having a fine time
steal the neighbours knickers
right off, of their clothes line

I'm a seahorse
I'm a seahorse
I'm a seahorse
I'm a seahorse

Just seahorsin around with you
Yep. I thought you were asking a slightly different question about lingerie :oops:

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:46 am UTC
by xndrew
Sexy lingerie is never a bad thing, but I think what makes it as good as it is depends on what the person is expecting. An ex of mine wore it once with entirely regular clothing, thus revealing a much unanticipated but greatly appreciated surprise in the back of my car. I think its use is best when entirely unwarranted and unexpected.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:03 am UTC
by '; DROP DATABASE;--
It's more the fact that they're wearing it than the sight, I think.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:23 am UTC
by Lycur
PictureSarah wrote:"Meaux Pas would like you to know that if you think urine comes out of vaginae, you aren't allowed near one, because clearly you're a moron who doesn't know how it works. Get an encyclopaedia and a clue. good day."


This is, strictly biologically, true. However refering to the female genetalia in general as the vagina is almost certainly acceptable under the rules of common grammar.

This is actually rather ironic since, as has already been pointed out, vulva is *alot* more fun to say.

This post had no real content, but the temptation to nitpick nitpicking is, like all good temptation, impossible to resist.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:27 am UTC
by JayDee
Lycur wrote:This post had no real content, but the temptation to nitpick nitpicking is, like all good temptation, impossible to resist.
I'm sorry, but if there is no possibility of resisting it isn't temptation; it's compulsion.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:31 am UTC
by aetherson
re lingerie and the wearing of it:
with regards to the when, there's also the why it's being worn.
I guess i'm just trying to point out that random, or unexpectedly seeing your partner in something other than just the regular bra and panties can be a nice surprise. As with everything though...Just don't over do it... :?

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:34 am UTC
by Izawwlgood
Its the thought that counts, but honestly, I"m to enamored with her to be able to hold a thought in my head while we undress one another. So its usually "this is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesome" but with sex[ier/y] underthings its "this is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesome-Ooooooo!-this is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesomethis is awesome"

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:52 am UTC
by Zak
The extra OOOOOOOooooooo is what sticks out though.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:04 am UTC
by SecondTalon
PictureSarah wrote:How do you feel about sexy lingerie. I mean, I suspect no man will have any serious objections to sexy lingerie, but is it a nice surprise, a turn-on, or just fancy wrapping that, while nice, doesn't really add anything?


This is me. I can't answer for any other guy, as I don't know how much is their actual preference versus how much is various marketing telling them that whatever is what they want, nor do I know if I'm just... unrefined, I guess? The only way lingerie does anything at all for me isn't so much what she's wearing, but that she went through the trouble of wearing it. I much prefer.. apparently it's called a camisole (So that's what the fuck that is...) and .. I dunno, boxers? Whatever's comfortable, really.

Also, generally speaking, fancy lingerie costs quite a bit and is held together by teeny-tiny bits of cloth, meaning that should you damage it during the removal, someone owes someone some money or a new one or whatever.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:11 am UTC
by aetherson
SecondTalon wrote:Also, generally speaking, fancy lingerie costs quite a bit and is held together by teeny-tiny bits of cloth, meaning that should you damage it during the removal, someone owes someone some money or a new one or whatever.

Not a problem.
You just say that you'll replace it, but they have to model the replacement in the store for you. :D

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:13 am UTC
by SecondTalon
Great, now I'm out time and money. And since time is money, I'm out money and money.

Also, I'm too damned pragmatic.

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:14 am UTC
by Zak
Too pragmatic for sexy???

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:18 am UTC
by SecondTalon
Z.A.K wrote:Too pragmatic for sexy???

Second Talon wrote:I much prefer.. apparently it's called a camisole (So that's what the fuck that is...) and .. I dunno, boxers? Whatever's comfortable, really.


Because the thought process runs like this "Hey, ST - Why spend $30-$50 on one getup that you don't find all that appealing when you can drop the same amount of cash on, like, six or seven that you do find appealing."

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:23 am UTC
by Mighty Jalapeno
STOP BEING ME!! STOP IT!! All of you! You're all me! STOP IT!