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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:24 am UTC

You stop being me first.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:27 am UTC

Yeah, we were us first.


((Assuming that you were talking about me...))
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:33 am UTC

Hell, I was half of you before you were born.

...

I don't know where this is going anymore. :) Thank you, though, for being someone who finds normal clothing attractive.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:34 am UTC

.... for some reason I thought I was older than you......

As always, I may be mistaken.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:35 am UTC

Well, he is about to get the snip-snip, so you decide on your own.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:43 am UTC

Ah, there is no snipping! NSV = no scalpel vasectomy. There's a hypospray (like Star Trek) of painkiller, and then it's done with lasers. It takes 7 minutes, then I drive home.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Aleril » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:45 am UTC

That or hedge clippers.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:48 am UTC

Or, THIS!!
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:50 am UTC

Aleril, I think you're thinking of a different operation. [edit: you too.]

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Second Talon wrote:I much prefer.. apparently it's called a camisole (So that's what the fuck that is...) and .. I dunno, boxers? Whatever's comfortable, really.


Because the thought process runs like this "Hey, ST - Why spend $30-$50 on one getup that you don't find all that appealing when you can drop the same amount of cash on, like, six or seven that you do find appealing."
Honestly, guys, would you be that much more turned on to come home and find your partner in lingerie than to find her just naked? <_<
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby JayDee » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:51 am UTC

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:Honestly, guys, would you be that much more turned on to come home and find your partner in lingerie than to find her just naked? <_<
I would.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:52 am UTC

Yeah.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:54 am UTC

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby dubsola » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:58 am UTC

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'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:Honestly, guys, would you be that much more turned on to come home and find your partner in lingerie than to find her just naked? <_<
I would.
Me too. It's like a really nice frame for a really nice picture. Sure, the picture looks good by itself, but the frame can add something. It frames everything in a most excellent way.

ST you are too practical.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:10 am UTC

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Mighty Jalapeno wrote:But... but... crotch lasers!
Sig'd.


You don't seem to be sigging it... I'm reminded of the parable of the guy who promised to do something, but then proceeded to do the exact opposite, and was rewarded with a copious amount of sharpened metal applied liberally to his kidneys.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:59 pm UTC

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:
SecondTalon wrote:Because the thought process runs like this "Hey, ST - Why spend $30-$50 on one getup that you don't find all that appealing when you can drop the same amount of cash on, like, six or seven that you do find appealing."
Honestly, guys, would you be that much more turned on to come home and find your partner in lingerie than to find her just naked? <_<


I'm going to go ahead and pretend you didn't quote me before making that statement.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:11 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Z.A.K wrote:Too pragmatic for sexy???

Second Talon wrote:I much prefer.. apparently it's called a camisole (So that's what the fuck that is...) and .. I dunno, boxers? Whatever's comfortable, really.


Because the thought process runs like this "Hey, ST - Why spend $30-$50 on one getup that you don't find all that appealing when you can drop the same amount of cash on, like, six or seven that you do find appealing."

Second Talon is the only person who can quote them selves and get away with it.
Anyways If it's to much money I don't like it because in turn I know I paid for it.
Otherwise it's the second most amazing thing (only second to bacon) because I know she's wearing it just for me.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:41 pm UTC

El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:Anyways If it's to much money I don't like it because in turn I know I paid for it.


Women aren't allowed to work, damn it.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:44 pm UTC

This is the man thread I would never say they could work! I would hung and flogged!
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Izawwlgood » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:29 pm UTC

Yeah, women and livestock have uses not rights!
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby MFHodge » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:12 pm UTC

That will be quite enough of the pseudo-myiogyny. It's not funny even when you're just joking.

Regarding sexy lingere: I find most of the stuff in the Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog to be tasteless. I would be most turned on by a matched bra & panty set with nice material and a sexy cut. Something like a Body by Victoria thong does a lot more for me than garters, etc.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby xndrew » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:00 pm UTC

Satire is super manly though. I find Kurt Vonnegut and Joesph Heller to be hella manly.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Izawwlgood » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:07 pm UTC

I've never liked super floss underwear. Buttfloss. Ick.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby gmalivuk » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:14 pm UTC

wing wrote:Also, overused, worn out porn pussies are nasty.

You do know that not all porn stars' twats look like your mom's, right?
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Cheese » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:20 pm UTC

gmalivuk wrote:
wing wrote:Also, overused, worn out porn pussies are nasty.
You do know that not all porn stars' twats look like your mom's, right?
Yeah, some look like gmalivuk's mom's.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby MFHodge » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:44 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:Yeah, some look like gmalivuk's mom's.

Dead?
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby bigglesworth » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:52 pm UTC

El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:Otherwise it's the second most amazing thing (only second to bacon) because I know she's wearing it just for me.


A woman wearing bacon... there. *Comes*
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Aluminus » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:00 pm UTC

Spoiler:
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Fat Tony » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:15 pm UTC

I think "vulva" is a crappy word and doesn't sound or feel good.
Lingerie is pointless. I'd rather her be wearing something comfortable. Don't get me wrong; I don't want to start steaming up the windows to find out that she mugged a grandma (...or my dad) and stole her (his) underwear, but if it's not absolutely hideous, it makes no difference to me except that lingerie makes me feel less adequate in my simple boxer-briefs.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Bakemaster » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:28 pm UTC

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This is, strictly biologically, true. However refering to the female genetalia in general as the vagina is almost certainly acceptable under the rules of common idiocy.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby hendusoone » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:30 pm UTC

Bakemaster wrote:Sexy lingerie is nicer than ugly lingerie and it says "I wore sexy lingerie for you". Unless it's on someone who always wears it, even to the grocery store. I'm not likely to be less attracted to a woman just because she's not wearing sexy lingerie... I've usually decided whether she's attractive before I get to that point anyway.

That sums it up rather nicely. At least, that's how I would imagine it to be. My actual experiences in the matter are rather... non-existent.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Mystify » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:47 am UTC

Fat Tony wrote:Lingerie is pointless. I'd rather her be wearing something comfortable.

I'd like to say that if your lingerie is uncomfortable, you're doing it wrong, but I admit that I have worn a g-string on at least one occassion to make teh boy happy despite my dislike for g-strings in general (butt-floss, no thanks).

As that being said, I consider lingerie to be a part of an outfit. No, I won't put on my best matching bra and panties just for you to take them off. However, if I'm going out and I expect there to be undressing, I like to wear something pretty underneath as well.

Boxer-briefs, btw, are hawt.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby cypherspace » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:19 am UTC

I always thought at least half the point of lingerie was to make the girl feel sexy, although I find it unbelievably sexy to see a girl in it. Taking it off is the fun part, of course. If there was an equivalent for males and my other half wanted me to wear it, I'd do it. But there isn't. So maybe I don't have to make quite the same effort, but my nearly-naked body often has the same effect. 8)

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby JayDee » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:02 am UTC

Mystify wrote:
Fat Tony wrote:Lingerie is pointless. I'd rather her be wearing something comfortable.

I'd like to say that if your lingerie is uncomfortable, you're doing it wrong, but I admit that I have worn a g-string on at least one occassion to make teh boy happy despite my dislike for g-strings in general (butt-floss, no thanks).
Thank you. I'm not sure why people are thinking Lingerie = uncomfortable. Way to generalise, guys.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:20 am UTC

Did nobody notice that i posted a castrator in the man thread?!
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Bakemaster » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:22 am UTC

I grew up wearing briefs but am sort of switching to boxer-briefs since they're just as good and Sarah is a fan. Actually I've found they have a few general advantages over briefs for me, too. The only downside is I only get three in a pack instead of four and they take a little more money/energy to clean, but that's nothing.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Antimatter Spork » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:34 am UTC

Z.A.K wrote:Did nobody notice that i posted a castrator in the man thread?!

Yes. I'm going to need you to turn in your man card, as you've violated the code of the Man Union. I'd say I'm sorry, but you posted a castrator.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:36 am UTC

Antimatter Spork wrote:
Z.A.K wrote:Did nobody notice that i posted a castrator in the man thread?!

Yes. I'm going to need you to turn in your man card, as you've violated the code of the Man Union. I'd say I'm sorry, but you posted a castrator.

Only to compare the atrocities of castration to those of a vasectomy.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Fat Tony » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:38 am UTC

Bakemaster wrote:I grew up wearing briefs but am sort of switching to boxer-briefs since they're just as good and Sarah is a fan. Actually I've found they have a few general advantages over briefs for me, too. The only downside is I only get three in a pack instead of four and they take a little more money/energy to clean, but that's nothing.


Briefs
Uncomfortable, either ball-crushing or loose, and often considered repulsive.

Boxers
Comfortable (? Never been a boxer-wearer, but from what I hear...), no support, but the current fad, so generally considered cool.

Boxer-briefs
Comfortable, supportive, and decent-looking. You can't lose here =D
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Antimatter Spork » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:39 am UTC

Z.A.K wrote:
Antimatter Spork wrote:
Z.A.K wrote:Did nobody notice that i posted a castrator in the man thread?!

Yes. I'm going to need you to turn in your man card, as you've violated the code of the Man Union. I'd say I'm sorry, but you posted a castrator.

Only to compare the atrocities of castration to those of a vasectomy.

We've got a one-tolerance policy on castrations (it's only ok if you're making castrati, and even then only if it's the sex god type). Also, vasectomies are not inherently unmanly. Any medical procedure that requires you to masturbate frequently in the aftermath is alright in our book.
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