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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Aluminus » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:40 am UTC

Some men will argue that sex is nothing without potency. These men have huge egos. Vasectomy keeps babies away!
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Upsilon » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:01 am UTC

Is self-castration considered manly or unmanly? I can't figure it out.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:04 am UTC

Upsilon wrote:Is self-castration considered manly or unmanly? I can't figure it out.

This is an epic dilemma of manly proportions. We. Must. Decide.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Antimatter Spork » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:07 am UTC

Upsilon wrote:Is self-castration considered manly or unmanly? I can't figure it out.

It depends. Why are you castrating yourself?

If it's for manly reasons, then it can be manly (especially if you do it without anesthetic).

However, losing your manhood can only be manly in the most extreme of circumstances. Frankly, I can't really think of a situation in which self-castration would be an acceptable solution.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:09 am UTC

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Upsilon wrote:Is self-castration considered manly or unmanly? I can't figure it out.

It depends. Why are you castrating yourself?

If it's for manly reasons, then it can be manly (especially if you do it without anesthetic).

However, losing your manhood can only be manly in the most extreme of circumstances. Frankly, I can't really think of a situation in which self-castration would be an acceptable solution.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Antimatter Spork » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:12 am UTC

No. We are talking about losing your testicles here. I think we'd need to have world-saving be in the conditions somewhere.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:14 am UTC

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Well, you could wear a g-string...
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Fat Tony » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:15 am UTC

Antimatter Spork wrote:No. We are talking about losing your testicles here. I think we'd need to have world-saving be in the conditions somewhere.

"There's only one way to stop the Zombie Raptors now: we need to use the testicle-cannon to destroy their mothership. I'm afraid one of us is going to have to castrate himself."

Not even I am that manly.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:18 am UTC

Well, my balls do contain the most manliness, so yeah, i would sacrifice them to the testicle-cannon (i laughed so hard typing that combination of words) to save the earth, provided unlimited access to EverthingTM
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Upsilon » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:21 am UTC

I think it would depend on the castration implement. Are we talking rusty saw? Sharp scalpel? Scissors? Dull axe? Hammer?

EDIT: I cringed at the thought of castrating myself with a hammer...
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:30 am UTC

Guillotine?
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Upsilon » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:37 am UTC

The manliest thing to use would be your bare hands, but I doubt the anyone, no matter how many they think they are, would do that.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Aleril » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:43 am UTC

Upsilon wrote:The manliest thing to use would be your bare hands, but I doubt the anyone, no matter how many they think they are, would do that.



Its like doing something manly to do something extremely un-manly.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:44 am UTC

Upsilon wrote:The manliest thing to use would be your bare hands, but I doubt the anyone, no matter how many they think they are, would do that.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Belial » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:06 am UTC

Aluminus wrote:Some men will argue that sex is nothing without potency.


Those men are idiots, because vasectomy removes fertility, not potency.

Besides, if you're just shooting into a condom or a chemically sterilized womb, what's the difference if you do or don't have sperm? (aside from the risk of condom or birth control failure, which most would consider a bad thing)

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:08 am UTC

Creating more idiots is manly, "manly" being shorthand for "a really fucking bad idea".
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:10 am UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:Creating more idiots is manly, "manly" being shorthand for "a really fucking bad idea".

When does manly mean anything else?
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Izawwlgood » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:17 am UTC

When it plays a harmonica. Or drives cattle! Or drives the wooly mammoth to extinction! Or invents algebra to better build absurd religious structures and enforce land ownership disputes! Or this guy!!

Being stupid is unmanly. Thus, birth control is manly.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:26 am UTC

Stupidity != manly

Aaron Ralston = MANLY

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Belial » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:26 am UTC

Or drives the wooly mammoth to extinction! Or invents algebra to better build absurd religious structures and enforce land ownership disputes!


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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Izawwlgood » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:19 am UTC

Short attention spans are a by product of manliness.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:22 am UTC

I want it to snow here :(

Time to go outside and intimidate the weather into snow :twisted:
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby parkaboy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:29 am UTC

who goes hiking with JUST two oreos and some water? wtf? unless they already ate, i suppose.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:20 pm UTC

is silk boxers unmanly?
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Aluminus » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:45 pm UTC

They make those? Weren't those outlawed by the Man Conference of 1982?
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:46 pm UTC

Only if you have teh heffy life style

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Antimatter Spork » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:00 pm UTC

Aluminus wrote:They make those? Weren't those outlawed by the Man Conference of 1982?

No no, the Conference of 1982 just awarded bonus points for wearing sandpaper boxers.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:07 pm UTC

Is it unmanly to actually enjoy listening to Radiohead?
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:09 pm UTC

Yes.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:11 pm UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:Yes.

It's also unmanly to take advice from a chick like TMT, though...

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby MoonBuggy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:28 pm UTC

I can't decide whether or not that was funnier for the brief moment that I thought you were some random newbie thanks to the new avatar...
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:23 pm UTC

I argue that if I'm willing to fight to the death with battle axes for my manliness to remain intact for liking a certain type of music, doesn't that negate any ill effects gained for liking said music?

Shit, if nothing else, at least it's not like I'm listening to Blink 182 or some other shit.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Izawwlgood » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:29 pm UTC

Wallowing in self-pity is unmanly. Defending your self-pity with a battleaxe is manly. This is a contradiction. Contradictions can be manly.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:38 pm UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:Yes.


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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:00 pm UTC

"awwww" is not manly unless used in an obviously mocking manner.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Bakemaster » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:02 pm UTC

Izawwlgood wrote:Wallowing in self-pity is unmanly. Defending your self-pity with a battleaxe is wallowing in the blood of your enemies is manly.

Not a contradiction after all!
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Aleril » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:30 pm UTC

The only thing that is acceptable after killing a man is to bathe in his blood.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:43 pm UTC

And according to Conan, hearing the lamentations of their women...
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Cheese » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:45 pm UTC

Also, making sure that none of his non-evil-bastard relatives/loved ones are alright, and not overly traumatised by your mindless slaughter.

It IS manly to be compassionate.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby bigglesworth » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:54 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:The only thing that is acceptable after killing a man is to bathe in his blood.


What if you've gone with the "pair of smoking boots" method, or set the on fire?
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