The I Am Awesome Thread

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How awesome are you?

Pretty awesome
22
12%
So awesome
15
8%
Mega awesome
12
6%
Mod awesome
6
3%
Raptor awesome
13
7%
Ender Wiggin awesome
26
14%
Capitalised Awesome
25
13%
Optimus Prime Awesome
20
11%
Sephiroth Awesome
15
8%
Otter Awesome
36
19%
 
Total votes: 190

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Postby Kawa » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:37 pm UTC

Where's the "I can't hear you awesome"? Because that's me.
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Postby QuantumTroll » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:55 pm UTC

I'm Ender Wiggin Awesome. A series of books has been written about me and the xenocide I caused.

That got me thinking.
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Postby Keroppi » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:58 pm UTC

I'm like e awesome. The derivate of me is me.

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Postby SpitValve » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:57 pm UTC

Kawa wrote:Where's the "I can't hear you awesome"? Because that's me.


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My beard is more fluffy and less awesome now, but I need to buy batteries for the trimerator.

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Postby Zohar » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:24 am UTC

I have an infinite energy source and and religious book named after me. Or vice versa. Or these might be just independent events... Anyway, I guess that's cool. And I cool very, very well.

However, as I've mentioned, I've a friend called Daniel because of R. Daneel in Asimov's Robot novels. So his parents are probably pretty awesome.
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Postby dumbclown » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:37 am UTC

I'm awesome for what I bring to the table. Nothing! Not even Nothing itself.

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Postby parkaboy » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:41 pm UTC

people are so busy gloating over how awesome they are they they've failed to realise that at this poiny there are

FIVE

admitted raptors on this forum.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:28 am UTC

See avatar.

...that option was made just for me, right?
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I wonder if you can see...
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Postby Kawa » Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:50 am UTC

apocralypse wrote:people are so busy gloating over how awesome they are they they've failed to realise that at this poiny there are

FIVE

admitted raptors on this forum.

No, five people who say they are as awesome as raptors. I think that's acceptable.
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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby Seven » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:06 pm UTC

I'm waiting for "Admin Awesome".

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Postby Belial » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:10 pm UTC

parkaboy wrote:people are so busy gloating over how awesome they are they they've failed to realise that at this poiny there are

FIVE

admitted raptors on this forum.


....

::counts on his fingers quietly::

You, me, william, okita......
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Postby TiberiusM » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:13 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
parkaboy wrote:people are so busy gloating over how awesome they are they they've failed to realise that at this poiny there are

FIVE

admitted raptors on this forum.


....

::counts on his fingers quietly::

You, me, william, okita......

At this point, 6. Can there be a raptorhunt for the final two?

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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby Seven » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:15 pm UTC

I actually voted OTTER AWESOME (and I admin another fora).

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Postby Disco_Inferno » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:16 pm UTC

I picked pretty awsome, because darn it, I'm a pretty looking guy, while completly awsome.
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Postby Belial » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:20 pm UTC

TiberiusM wrote:
Belial wrote:::counts on his fingers quietly::

You, me, william, okita......

At this point, 6. Can there be a raptorhunt for the final two?


....

You heard nothing.

NOTHING
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Postby davef » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:25 pm UTC

"Pretty Awesome". Cos I'm modest, too.
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Postby d33p » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:30 pm UTC

Since Pirate, Gypsy, Badass, Rockstar, or Peanut Butter Awesome were not available as choices, I picked Sephiroth, because he looked lonely.

Cara's Mock Husband Awesome would have sufficed as well.
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Postby tiny » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:26 pm UTC

I am otter awsome.
Though I am working hard to become Erik awsome. Erik is the Phantom of the Opera and he'll kill you faster than you can say 'fugly'. Even if you're a raptor. That's how awsome he is.
Plus he does morphine and can play the piano. And he's sexy in a creepy way with his tailcoat
and bony hands and deeeeeep voice and cold, aggressive attitude and... Ok, I'll stop now o.o
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Postby Belial » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:27 pm UTC

...but he got beaten by that punk bitch Raoul.
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Postby NightStar » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:27 pm UTC

I find myself to be Mega Awesome. For example, I used Stoke's Theorem and learned "Sympathy" by the Goo Goo Dolls within the space of an hour today.
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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby tiny » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:43 pm UTC

Belial wrote:...but he got beaten by that punk bitch Raoul.
Not really :-D
In the original version by Gaston Leroux, Christine treats Raoul (who's a self centered pussy) like a little brother (and Erik like the batshit insane freak that he is), and Raoul doesn't beat Erik, it's more like Christine saves his sorry ass by sacrificing herself.
In the version by A.L.Webber Christine's IQ doesn't exeed room temperature, so you could say it's not much win to get her, and here as well she saves Raoul's life by defending him while he's merely dangling from the punjab lasso.
In the version by Susan Kay, Erik has to send Christine away with Raoul because he knows he's about to die, yet Christine returns to give him an invitation for her wedding (a symbolic visit, ya know?) and when she leaves, she is quite pregnant with Erik's son.
In 99% of the phanfiction out there Erik - the virgin sex god - gets to looove Christine in every orifice that her pale, innocent body has to offer.
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:07 pm UTC

I forgot about this thread.
Then it came back and I remembered why I'm SO DAMN AWESOME.

Thanks, Awesome Thread! You're RIGHT!
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Postby Kikral » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:06 pm UTC

I'm awesome because I can hackeysack up to thirty times before switching to another leg

I'm awesome because I named every string on my guitar, to the dismay of my friends who try to understand how I play ("NO! Not the bubblegum string! You're supposed to wizzle the waver-C'thing string!)

I'm awesome because I have a story that I really really need to write before I forget

I'm awesome just because i'm awesome.
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Postby Cheese » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:11 pm UTC

I'm sephiroth awesome, as I like his style in hair/clothes. I've considered dyeing my hair white (not blonde but white) and finding something similar to what he wears for fancy dress at some point. Oh, and a huge motherfucking masamune, too.

I'm awesome enough, but don't have many stories. I'm not talked-about awesome, sorry
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Postby Shadic » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:43 pm UTC

My name is capitalized, (at least the first letter,) so I figure that I've gotta be pretty damned awesome.

Now can we talk about how awesome I am? Or is it like trying to describe infinity?

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Postby aetherson » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:59 pm UTC

My true name is both a noun and a verb.

Discussion of awesomeness is very short.
[discussion]
Awesome == True.
[/enddiscussion]

edited:for truth
01001101 01100001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01001100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100001

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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby cacp » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:07 am UTC

Has a personal backup of the internet on 5.25" 360kb floppy discs in case DSL goes out...AWSUME

Has experience Nirvana (both the mental state and concert)...AWSUME

Has had sex doggie style while playing Super Mario Bros 3...AWSUME

Has eaten my own weight in Brie...AWSUME

Has seen "Meaux_Pas" tits and named the lefty "Super-Mega-Awsume" and righty "Mega-Super-Awsume"... AWSUME

Has taught ninjas how to back-flip into trees in order to lose pursuers...AWSUME
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Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:21 am UTC

Apparently I am Optimus Prime Awesome...
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Postby Shadow Tyrant » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:26 am UTC

Where's the 'Not awesome' option for those of us who aren't really awesome at...anything?
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Postby __Kit » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:30 am UTC

You have my favourite location lil' buddy.
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Postby Cowboy » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:31 am UTC

Why is not more awesomer than awesomesauce not a choice?
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Postby d33p » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:33 am UTC

Seriously, bro - if you're coming here and claiming to be my friend, at least try and make some goddamn sense.
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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby Gordon » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:20 am UTC

I choose Otter Awesome because the ballot was confusing.

I mean, is Spitvalve back? Is he away? What are his plans around Christmas?

Tune in next time, same raptor channel....
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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby Hoags » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:57 am UTC

I'm pretty awesome. I could be better, but I kick a reasonable amount of butt on a daily basis.

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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby Moo » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:13 am UTC

I can't believe people were allowed to discuss teenage Pokemon wet dreams for almost a whole page on a thread describing things that are awesome (rather than things that are the exact opposite of awesome) without retribution.

I am awesome because I'm a bitch. And because half the people I know use my relationship as a model of perfect. And because the Throne will eventually be mine. And because I'm a girl geek. And so many other reasons.

But mostly to hide my epic insecurity.
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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby reishka » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:09 pm UTC

cacp wrote:Has had sex doggie style while playing Super Mario Bros 3...AWSUME


I want to hear more about this.

I am so totally Optimus Prime awesome, as there's nothing more awesome as a mid-90's childrens' cartoon hero.

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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby cacp » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:53 pm UTC

reishka wrote:I am so totally Optimus Prime awesome, as there's nothing more awesome as a mid-90's childrens' cartoon hero.


Execpt for Voltron Force AWSUME (80s)
or
Astroboy AWSUME (70s)
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:19 pm UTC

cacp wrote:
Has seen "Meaux_Pas" tits and named the lefty "Super-Mega-Awsume" and righty "Mega-Super-Awsume"... AWSUME



Wait, what?

I mean, yeah, but which specific incident?
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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby Eleven » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:44 pm UTC

Otter awesome.
I think I am an otter. I tried to open an oyster with a rock once.
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Re: The I Am Awesome Thread

Postby Aluminus » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:48 pm UTC

Otter Awesome is still winning!

How?...
Wha?

Are otters related to existential meerkats?
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