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All Hail Discordia!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:18 am UTC
by Scigatt
(I'm not sure where this topic belongs)

Is anyone interested in starting a Discordian Cabal? (For those out of the loop, the revelations of Eris and five tons of flax may be found by reading about them here.)

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:02 am UTC
by Sunshine
I'm in, if only for the lol's and the confused expressions.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:03 am UTC
by ifeedlions
Ooh, a cult? I'll bring the Kool-Aid.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:05 am UTC
by pollywog
Why not, everyone loves semi-not-really-kind-of religion.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:44 pm UTC
by Dibley
All Hail Eris!

Kallisti

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:38 pm UTC
by tessuraea
I was once known as Danalupia the Only, DDP, High Priestess of the GSG.

Hail Eris!

...I'm in.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:40 pm UTC
by TRM
Do I have to read the whole thing to join :(?

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:57 pm UTC
by Bakemaster
Isn't there already an "unusual spoon" cult of some sort here? Will you have to battle them to the death, in secret?

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:51 pm UTC
by 4=5
only after 3:51 PM

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:36 pm UTC
by Castaway
Yeah, i'll be in if I don't have to read it.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:53 pm UTC
by the Cow
Castaway wrote:Yeah, i'll be in if I don't have to read it.


No reading. Just a test:

True or false: The opposite of everything you believe to be true, is true?

True or false: Conspiracy theorists run the world?

Ok, then - now there is this giant golden apple you have to... well...

Nevermind.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:03 pm UTC
by Castaway
I sense the right answers are yes and yes?

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:38 pm UTC
by groundride
A golden apple corps of sorts? I'm in.. so long as my being in doesn't actually mean anything.


Mr. Momomoto, famous Japanese who can swallow his nose, has been exposed. It was recently revealed that it was Mr. Momomoto's brother who has been doing all this nose swallowing.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:49 pm UTC
by the Cow
Castaway wrote:I sense the right answers are yes and yes?


Well, yes - I suppose... *ominous voice* I sense in you a great willingness to please the great council of [think quick!] Thule! Your answers bespeak your wisdom, and your wisdom is evidence of your many lives - ooooooooo! All things are one, and [more mumbo, more jumbo, blah, blah, blah, ...]

Have some cool aid - here's your hat.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:56 pm UTC
by TRM
It's so incomprehensible...

*swoon* <33

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:00 pm UTC
by Castaway
::accepts hat and sips cool aid (purple is the only flavor. Really, if you say red, GTFO)::

Thank you very much.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:05 pm UTC
by the Cow
Castaway wrote:::accepts hat and sips cool aid (purple is the only flavor. Really, if you say red, GTFO)::

Thank you very much.


The hat is a fez, and you get a itty bitty car for parades.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:49 pm UTC
by Scigatt
Well, the first thing to do is to come up with a cool name for our cabal.

Any suggestions?

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:59 pm UTC
by Dibley
Erisian Mysteries?

Kallisti?

Citizens For Chaos?

Death Eaters?

Entropy Fan Club?

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:01 pm UTC
by Cheese
Dibley wrote:Erisian Mysteries?

Kallisti?

Citizens For Chaos?

Death Eaters?

Entropy Fan Club?


Death Eaters is taken (damn you, Rowling!)

But I like the sound fo Entropy Fan Club...

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:51 pm UTC
by Dibley
Damn, we would probably get sued. Death Nibblers? Death Munchers? Death Lickers? Not quite the same ominous feel.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:16 pm UTC
by tessuraea
I was a follower of the Great Sacred Goldfish, personally.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:20 pm UTC
by Scigatt
I think the name has to end in 'Cabal'...

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:52 am UTC
by tessuraea
That's not a rule, and if it was, we could ignore it.

After all, one of the first steps to becoming ordained is to eat a hot dog on a friday, in direct opposition to the Erisian command that we should eat No Hot Dog Buns.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:57 am UTC
by Scigatt
Fine, then

I move we be called the Second Cabalistic Entropy Fan Club.

EDIT:All in favour say 'Aye' or something similar.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:00 am UTC
by FoxMoxin
You know, for a second there, i though it read Second Cannibalistic Entropy Fan Club..

which would have led me to ask what happened to the FIRST Cannibalistic Entropy Fan Club..

Which would have led to a rather obvious answer.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:22 am UTC
by Dibley
I vote nay on the Cabbalistic bit. Do we really need to be associated with the kabbalists? Cannibalistic has a nice ring to it, though...

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:46 pm UTC
by Pebbles
Im in just to know Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything.

Have to admit... it sounds promising.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:59 pm UTC
by dopplex
the Cow wrote:
Castaway wrote:Yeah, i'll be in if I don't have to read it.


No reading. Just a test:

True or false: The opposite of everything you believe to be true, is true?

True or false: Conspiracy theorists run the world?

Ok, then - now there is this giant golden apple you have to... well...

Nevermind.


But if I believe that the first statement is true, wouldn't it consequently also have to be false?

Ack. Infinite loop! Segmentation fault!

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:00 pm UTC
by Belial
But if I believe that the first statement is true, wouldn't it consequently also have to be false?


I dunno, man, I didn't do it.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:40 pm UTC
by Scigatt
After a single vote and a consult from my pineal gland, Second Cannibalistic Entropy Fan Club it is.

Anyways, because I started the whole thing, I am declaring myself the Prime Heater of the SCEFC. The Deputy Prime Heater position goes to Dibley. All other positions will be assigned by pineal gland.

First of all, we need a logo and a slogan for the SCEFC.
Second, consult you pineal gland.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:02 pm UTC
by tessuraea
Belial wrote:
But if I believe that the first statement is true, wouldn't it consequently also have to be false?


I dunno, man, I didn't do it.


er...

FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:21 am UTC
by Dibley
Excellent. Perhaps I will request that as a title. "Deputy Prime Heater of the Second Cannibalistic Entropy Fan Club". Has a certain ring.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:52 am UTC
by Scigatt
Hmm...after some inspiration, I have our first mission.

Mission #1: Look out of a window. Look for any invisible objects(bowling balls, pink unicorns, Flin Flon, Manitoba, etc.). Report your findings here.

Also, the position of Chief Entropy Redistributer goes to tessuraea.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:06 am UTC
by Aeltar
Cannibalism? I'm in.

Oh, and five tons of flax.

Briefly and consistently throughout my life, I have found that by looking at the sky and other objects of a similar nature (the ground, the grass, etc.) I can see invisible objects. They appear as glowing shapes, but are obviously hidden from most human eyes. I have reason to believe that animals (the more intelligent ones, such as cats) can also see these. I've seen cats attack them, and birds try to peck at them. If these forces could be harnessed, the person to do so would have nigh-unlimited power over the human mind. We, therefore, should make this our mission. As a result of this, I nominate myself as Leader and Chief of the Department of Mind Manipulation.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:53 pm UTC
by bookishbunny
I'm about to tell a 'your mom & cannibalism' joke. I don't know if I can stop myself. I'll try.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:36 pm UTC
by teucer
Once upon a time I wrote Jack Chick a letter informing him about the existence of Discordianism and the evil it was working in the lord. I got a response signed by the man himself, but my ultimate goal of getting him to write a tract about the horrors of this licentious chaos-worhsipping cult failed.

In other words, I'm totally in.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:14 pm UTC
by Alpha Omicron

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:44 pm UTC
by Vaniver
I love how this has NOT JUNK MAIL written on it.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:06 pm UTC
by rockintom99
Fnord.