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Harass the live search assistants for free

Postby WhiteRabit » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:38 am UTC

Go to http://www.chacha.com

search for something absurd, and type "search with guide"

a person will appear in a chat window and search for it for you.

laugh as you make them search for "chemical, makes you pee blue"



EDIT: Just edited in the URL tags to make it easier for people to get to the site. Hope you do not mind - Hermaj :D

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Postby Babbler » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:41 am UTC

It blocked, those SOBs!

I only wanted to know if George W. Bush was retarded!

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Postby joeframbach » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:44 am UTC

That's pretty cool. I had a conversation with the guy about how he found the site and was hired. He found the site through Wired.com, and he gave me a few search results related to the site (of course). Pretty cool. It's a neat distraction when I should be studying for a final.

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Postby WhiteRabit » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:19 am UTC

for the record i was unimpressed

I asked them to search for a chemical mentioned in an episode of mash thta turns your pee blue...

the search term i gave them was "pee blue mash tv"

they couldn't give me an answer

if you search for either "pee blue" or "pee blue mash" you'd get the answer, methylene blue....

I got sent to two different search assistants who weren't able to give me this simple result.

thouroughly unimpressed

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Postby Ephphatha » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:46 am UTC

I've currently got them searching for a /b/lockade. Not having much success though.
I'm not lazy, I'm just getting in early for Christmas is all...

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Postby hermaj » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:06 am UTC

I am after different types of cheese! I actually legitimately wanted to look this up. She was actually quite helpful but I think my enquiry was pretty unclear - I wanted other cheeses I could use instead of a particular type I'm not sure is widely available, but I got pages on cheese substitutes for like, vegetarians and vegans and stuff. Oh well! It's a mad idea.
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Postby hyperion » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:30 am UTC

Oh me yarm Oh that's awesome. here's my search for camembert:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidB
DavidB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: good to be here
DavidB: hi there
You: where's the beer
You: any chicks
You: ?
DavidB: Tons
You: oh no i dont mean fat ones
DavidB: Beer is in the fridge, go grab a can
You: *opens fridge*
DavidB: Bud light ok?
You: *looks startled as a giraffe pops out and hands me a beer*
DavidB: Yup
DavidB: hes scary
You: he's mighty tall
DavidB: not done growin either
You: anyway where's my cheese
DavidB: in the fridge with the beer
You: alrighty then
You: guess i'm done


EDIT: no offense to any fat chicks in the house, sorry
Peshmerga wrote:A blow job would probably get you a LOT of cheeseburgers.
But I digress.

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Postby Ivan » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:06 pm UTC

Great site!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarolynT
MarolynT: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarolynT: Hi!
You: Thank you. Hello!
You: Do you know how bogs work?
MarolynT: One moment please and I'll see what I can find for you.
MarolynT: Can you give me a little more info on what you'd like searched please?
You: I'd like some sort of physical explanation on how and why bogs suck people in.
You: Why do they exert a pulling force, once you're trapped?
MarolynT: Mud bogs?
You: Probably.
You: Well, I've seen that.
MarolynT: Take a look at that second paragraph.
You: Ehh, the one about distribution?
MarolynT: I found another good site. Its coming up slowly
MarolynT: 3rd site has some good info.
You: 2nd one is good! Bookmarked.
MarolynT: great...let me see what else is available.
You: The third one is all chemistry and stuff. I need more physics. But thank you very much for the second.
MarolynT: Try next site.
You: That one is all farming.
MarolynT: try this site.
MarolynT: I think it might be helpful.
You: It's interesting, alas irrelevant. :-
You: :-
You: Damn, smilies don't work.
MarolynT: oh great...would you like some more?
You: It's okay. I guess you have some other stuff to do. Thank you very much.
MarolynT: well you have a great day and thank you for using ChaCha.
MarolynT: Please return again for all your search needs.
MarolynT: and Happy Holidays to you and yours!
MarolynT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

http://www.ipcc.ie/bogsform.html

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Postby Grincement » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:23 pm UTC

Ok so it was cruel...but hey, they get paid, right?!

nedrab: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thanks, it's great to be here
nedrab: Hello! How are you?
You: Not bad thank you, how are you?
nedrab: Im fine!
You: Excellent :D
nedrab: What type of info can i help you find?
You: Well, I'm searching for the truth...can you tell me the truth?
nedrab: Truth about what?
You: Anything, I'm fed up of people lying to me, you know?
You: Like, apparently, Santa Claus is not real :'(
nedrab: No duh!!
You: Oh gawd, I'm sorry, I'm too over come by emoition right now
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes - Douglas Adams

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Postby ferretbot » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:14 pm UTC

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieS
StephanieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello!
You: Id like to search the internet!
StephanieS: Hello! Is there anything you can clarify a bit more for me before I begin?
You: No, just give me this internet!
You: My son keeps telling me about it
You: it sounds fantastic!
StephanieS: Well, you're on the internet right now, actually...and you're searching the internet using chacha.
You: Yes, my son tells me this is a good site
You: so i hear that this internet is a bit like my
You: plumbing
StephanieS: It is a pretty useful site. :) Is there anything specific your looking for about searching the internet? I can link you to some other search engines as well...
You: no, not really!
You: This internet is amazeing!
StephanieS: Haha, well, it is a bit like plumbing, I suppose--but much more complex.
StephanieS: It is pretty awesome--you can find almost anything you'd like. :)
You: really now?
StephanieS: Almost, yes--although here at chacha we may not be able to help you find absolutely everything.
You: well I think that I am content knowing what I know. Goodbye Internet!

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Postby DuSTman » Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:23 am UTC

SomethingAwful recently did a "Comedy Goldmine" article on pranking the search helpers..

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4291


Caffeine Wolf wrote: Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelM
MichaelM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
MichaelM: Hello
You: hello I am looking for a variety of items and perhaps a shop that sells them all
You: in the states of texas if possible
MichaelM: Real funny.
You: pardon?
MichaelM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:53 am UTC

(after searching for "protection from velociraptors)
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HaroldS
HaroldS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Greetings and salutations
HaroldS: Thank you for using ChaCha
You: You're welcome
You: So...
HaroldS: I'm thrilled to announce that raptors are far extinct by now so you won't have to worry about protecting yourself from them.
You: I'm looking for some sort of large, preferably blunt, object to protect me in the event of a velociraptor attack, or the occasional snake in my plane.
You: Oh no.
You: Haven't you seen that movie?
HaroldS: Jurrassic Park?
You: They're back. On an island.
You: Yes, that one.
You: I saw them yesterday.
You: They were on my cereal box.
You: I tried to beat them down with my shoe... grainy blood resulted.
HaroldS: Reptar cereal?
You: Grainy, like wheat.
You: Hey, where does wheat come from?
HaroldS: Would you like information on wheat?
You: And furthermore: what is up with spiderman? Spiders can't do most of the stuff he does.
You: And why don't you look at me when me make love!?
You: I'm a doctor you know.
You: OH GOD HERE COMES ONE NOW
You: MY EYE!!
HaroldS: I hope these results prove sufficient
HaroldS: Good luck with your eye injuries
HaroldS: Don't forget to rate :)
HaroldS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


...And he gave me a link to here. I kid you not.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:01 am UTC

Also, I had a very long conversation with one in which I pretended to be slowly turning into a zombie, due to a zombie wound on my left buttock from my friend Elvis Presley. It was actually well done - I paced it out.

She gave me this link: http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.

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Postby mwace » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:37 am UTC

HYPERiON wrote:Oh me yarm Oh that's awesome. here's my search for camembert:

[..]


Seeing that conversation take place made my fucking day right there.


Twasbrillig wrote:Also, I had a very long conversation with one in which I pretended to be slowly turning into a zombie, due to a zombie wound on my left buttock from my friend Elvis Presley. It was actually well done - I paced it out.

She gave me this link: http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/


That zombie simulation is friggan' sweet, props to her for finding it.

Can you post the entire conversation online somewhere? I'd like to see it, your description sounds pretty priceless regardless of its length.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:27 am UTC

Sorry... I was gonna post it here but it was literally 10 times as long as my raptor conversation, and I have no record. :shock:

I started out normal, after about 5 minutes of talking about how I got this zombie-bite I started randomly putting "nnngh..." in after posts.

After around 7 minutes, I replaced select words with "brains".

After 10 (it was 12 minutes long or so) I stopped using all speech, just using "nnggh.... brains..." for the entire conversation.

She was very receptive.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:32 am UTC

Here's a new one.

[edit]:(after searching: "Is ChaCha an euphemism for breasts?")


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tammy G
Tammy G: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Greetings and salutations
Tammy G: Hello to you too
Tammy G: and no it isn't
You: O rly?
Tammy G: Ya rly.
You: Ok then.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.



[edit]: Also also, try asking what the last digit of Pi is. I've been waiting 5 minutes for an answer, I kid you not. And try asking where the phi point in a circle is. Hehe.

This is too much fun, by the way, thanks for posting.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.

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Postby xooll » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:56 am UTC

I'm not sure if I was explicit enough in my description...


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: nedrab
nedrab: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
nedrab: hello! How are you?
You: I am well
You: how are you?
nedrab: fine thanks!
You: I am looking for food to feed raptors
nedrab: sure, please give me a few moments to research that for you
You: thank you
You: that has a picture of many mice
You: I have tried mice
You: but the raptors still eat the birds at my bird feeder
nedrab: Well they are prey animals
You: do you think I should try to give them something bigger so they won't bother the birds?
You: do raptors eat deer?
You: I think I saw a deer here once
nedrab: no they are too big
nedrab: Maybe road kill
You: the raptors I have are pretty big
You: and they move in groups
You: 4 is only worried about power lines... not raptors
nedrab: yeah we had some where i lived in Grass Valley, more commonly known as vultures, they had a wing span of about 5 to 6 feet
nedrab: yeah I saw that
You: wingspan?
nedrab: yeah wing tip to wing tip
You: the raptors do not have wings
nedrab: They were breeding at the top of a 75 foot pine tree on my moms property
You: wow, that sounds very different from the raptors I have
nedrab: dude a raptor is a bird
You: these ones would have to climb LOL
You: then what are the creatures in my yard?
nedrab: Sound wierd, they don't fly?
You: they run
You: they have big claws
You: no feathers
nedrab: If I were you I'd fun too!! LOL
You: they don't bother me but I think the neighbors are afraid of them
nedrab: Well I wish you good luck with your "raptors" my advice would be to shoot em!
You: shoot them?
You: isn't that illegal?
nedrab: I ain't never heard of a bird of prey aka raptor that doesn
nedrab: t fly
You: These look like hte ones in that movie
You: sort of
nedrab: not here in the states, we are allowed to hunt with guns
nedrab: I actually own 7 guns
You: wow
You: you should come deal with the raptors!
You: or whatever they are
You: I thought they were called raptors because the things in that movie that looked just like them
nedrab: Sooo... Not sure what country you come from but that would be my advice before they eat your dog!
You: okay thank you
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:26 pm UTC

Bots with guns? That at least as scary as Raptors!

EDIT:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DanS
DanS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DanS: Hi
DanS: You want the 100th digit of Pi?
You: yes
DanS: Ok.. One min..I have a site here.
You: actually, the 99th, 100th, and 101st would be good as well
DanS: Sure thing.
DanS: Take a look at that
You: ...982... thanks
You: before you go
DanS: your welcome
DanS: sure
You: can I ask another question?
DanS: related to this topic?
You: kind of
You: well
You: yes
DanS: Ok.
DanS: What's the question?
You: wha tis the last digit of pi?
You: what is*
DanS: Ok. Give me another minute or so.
DanS: I actually knew the answer but are supposed to send you links to the information
DanS: That link that I sent you shows that the last digit can never be known
DanS: But that page has good info on Pi
DanS: Are these results sufficient?
You: =\ not really. I desperately need the final digit of pi
DanS: That can never be determined according to all references.
You: If the best you can do is the final one found so far, that will have to do
DanS: Ok. Thanks.
DanS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

DOUBLE EDIT:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KerryannB
KerryannB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
KerryannB: Hi.
You: hi
You: oh
You: no, that's the wrong type of raptor =|
KerryannB: What type are you looking for?
KerryannB: Velociraptor?
You: yes
You: but also Utahraptors
KerryannB: Smaller dinosaurs.
You: and other dromesauroids
You: (did I spell that right?)
KerryannB: I don't think so.
You: oh
KerryannB: So, do you actually need anything?
You: yes
KerryannB: If not, I have to go.
You: I really do need to know
KerryannB: Since you don't have one I doubt you need to know what to feed it.
KerryannB: But I can tell you what they used to eat.
You: I don't have one as a pet, obviously. But they harrass my pets
You: my friend Catherine only just escaped
You: It has nasty scars on it's side
You: I am lucky they have not discovered how to open doors yet
You: please help me
KerryannB: They used to eat meat.
You: Because If I don't find what they eat I'm scared they might ttry to eat me
KerryannB: Have a nice day.
KerryannB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

TRIPLE EDIT:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarolynT
MarolynT: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarolynT: Hello! May I help you search a topic today?
You: Yes
You: I need to nkow if raptors can open doors
You: you see
You: they are trying to get in my house
You: I have reinforced the windows
MarolynT: Well, great let me see what I can find.
You: But I don't know if the doors are safe
MarolynT: I assume you are talking about the bird then, not the team?
You: Neither
You: I mean REAL raptors
MarolynT: oh, I see...well, that's a very good question.
MarolynT: Let me see what I can find out there.
MarolynT: Be right back!
MarolynT: These sites have pretty good information on them.
MarolynT: Maybe your answer is hidden within.
MarolynT: Are any of these help to you?
You: That last one is looking helpful, but it's only talking about their hands (foreclaws). It doesn't say about doors or doorknobs
MarolynT: really great! I noticed that too!
MarolynT: no I noticed it didn't actually address what you are asking...but I sure hope it helps you.
MarolynT: It was my pleasure find this information for you today.
You: wait
You: don't go
MarolynT: oh sure...anything else?
You: I need to know if they can open doors.
You: I think they're beginning to figure it out
You: HELP ME
You: Can they kick doors down or ram them, for example
You: ?
You: will they learn to throw things at the doors to knock them down/open?
You: How strong is a raptor compared to a human?
MarolynT: oh...hey, I found your answer in the Jurrasic Park site...
You: Will I be able to hold a door cloosed?
MarolynT: I'm going to send it your way.
MarolynT: It's very interesting...
MarolynT: Have a great day...
You: don't leave
MarolynT: sorry I need this job and the only way I make $ is by doing searches so I really need to go now...I hope you understand...
MarolynT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

QUADRUPLE EDIT:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarolynT
MarolynT: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarolynT: Hello! May I help you search a topic today?
You: Yes
You: I need to nkow if raptors can open doors
You: you see
You: they are trying to get in my house
You: I have reinforced the windows
MarolynT: Well, great let me see what I can find.
You: But I don't know if the doors are safe
MarolynT: I assume you are talking about the bird then, not the team?
You: Neither
You: I mean REAL raptors
MarolynT: oh, I see...well, that's a very good question.
MarolynT: Let me see what I can find out there.
MarolynT: Be right back!
MarolynT: These sites have pretty good information on them.
MarolynT: Maybe your answer is hidden within.
MarolynT: Are any of these help to you?
You: That last one is looking helpful, but it's only talking about their hands (foreclaws). It doesn't say about doors or doorknobs
MarolynT: really great! I noticed that too!
MarolynT: no I noticed it didn't actually address what you are asking...but I sure hope it helps you.
MarolynT: It was my pleasure find this information for you today.
You: wait
You: don't go
MarolynT: oh sure...anything else?
You: I need to know if they can open doors.
You: I think they're beginning to figure it out
You: HELP ME
You: Can they kick doors down or ram them, for example
You: ?
You: will they learn to throw things at the doors to knock them down/open?
You: How strong is a raptor compared to a human?
MarolynT: oh...hey, I found your answer in the Jurrasic Park site...
You: Will I be able to hold a door cloosed?
MarolynT: I'm going to send it your way.
MarolynT: It's very interesting...
MarolynT: Have a great day...
You: don't leave
MarolynT: sorry I need this job and the only way I make $ is by doing searches so I really need to go now...I hope you understand...
MarolynT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

The first result I got was velociraptors.info XD

QUINTUPLE EDIT:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DawnD
DawnD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Can raptors open doors?
You: And how strong are they?
You: Will I be able to hold one off by holding the door shut?
You: If so, how many?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JohnG
JohnG: Welcome to ChaCha!
JohnG: hi
You: -.-
JohnG: this talks about how the raptor's hands were bigger than most dinosaurs
JohnG: this genetic trait would probably enable them to develop into the wings on birds today
You: you are being useful. please do not leave,
JohnG: the bird wing is nothing more than a giant hand covered with feathers on a very short arm
You: I know
You: Kinda like bats
You: But anyway
You: can they work door handles?
JohnG: the claws would get in the way
JohnG: my answer would be NO
JohnG: they cannot
JohnG: if the doorknob is round
JohnG: if the doorknob is a latch
JohnG: thats a different story
JohnG: they would be able to claw at a latch and pull it down
JohnG: be careful about buying raptor claws on the internet most of them coming out of morrocco are fake
JohnG: let me know when you are done and take your time if you like
You: you are the most useful bot I have met :).
You: pleas eneer leave
You: never*
JohnG: ok
You: so, what about their stre ngth?
You: because they are smaller than humans
JohnG: they have to be able to rip open dino hide skin
You: but what about two inches of wood?
JohnG: and run faster than most animals
JohnG: they would TEAR UP wood easily
You: so, hiding behind a door would be no good at slowing them?
JohnG: claws like that would make sawdust
JohnG: i would suspect it would take them a while to get through
You: What about if they tried to ram the door open?
You: Would I be able to hold it shut?
You: Because although they are light, they would run pretty fast
JohnG: the ramming dinosaur is a different type
You: raptors don't ram?
JohnG: no
You: would they try to throw things at the door?
JohnG: no not that smart
You: really?
You: I heard they were pretty smart
JohnG: yes they are not tool makers like the apes
You: but what about flinging it with their mouths?
You: dogs do that
JohnG: their tools are their claws
You: but what about throwing things at the door by holding it in their mouths, swinging, and releasing - dogs can do that and raptors have strong necks
JohnG: yes they might do that
JohnG: my computer froze
JohnG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

"my computer froze"? Faaake.

SEXTUPLE EDIT:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KellyS
KellyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
KellyS: Hello! How are you today?
You: I'm scared
You: of raptors
You: do you know a lot about raptors?
KellyS: Actually I do.
KellyS: What can I help you find out?
You: How strong are they compared to humans?
You: BEcause they are pretty small
KellyS: Well first of all, what type of raptor are we talking about? The dinosaur type or the bird type?
You: dinosaurs
KellyS: Ok. :) Just checking.
You: they are trying to get in my house
KellyS: I'll be right back with some information
You: The windows are secure
You: But I am worried about the doors
You: SO I need to know how strong they are
KellyS: Do those sites help you?
You: Not really. Although sites won't help much, I've seen most of them already.
You: How strong are raptors compared to humans?
KellyS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yes
You: how physically strong are they?
KellyS: I believe that they are 30% stronger based on one of my childrens books
KellyS: I was unable to find anythign to support that on the web.
You: 30% stronger than humans?
KellyS: according to the book I just looked in
KellyS: Dinosaur Facts
You: do you have the ISBN code?
KellyS: No, sorry! The cover is torn on this, but you could search for it. It's a DK Resource bok
KellyS: DK Resource book
KellyS: THATone. :)
KellyS: I hope that helps.
KellyS: Are these results sufficient?
You: How good are raptors at going up stairs?
You: and/ or down them
KellyS: I am unsure if dinosaurs can go up stairs. I'll check
KellyS: I am unable to find the answer to that.
You: I suppose it would have something to do with the shape of their bodies, legs, and how strong their legs are
KellyS: yes.
You: their tails would be of little help
KellyS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yes please - For h ow high and far can raptors jump?
You: brb
KellyS: are you there info seeker?
KellyS: Have a great day.
You: no - I am away eating, pleas eodnt leave
KellyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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