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Videogame Name Generator

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:46 pm UTC

... ok, this IS slightly pointless but hilarious anyway.

Videogame Name Generator

Some golden ones:

Sexy Karate in My Pocket
First-Person Wheelchair of the Dead
Caribbean Hoedown Massacre
Revenge of the Axe Dudes!
Lucky Badminton of the Damned
Hitler's Samurai Crisis
Undead Ninja Rebellion
Ninja Bimbo Insurrection
Ye Olde Alien Dudes
Unbelieviable Baseball in the Salad Kingdom
Flamboyant Bow Hunter Football
Asian Frisbee Revenge

What kinds of games would we make based on these titles...?
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Simius » Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:15 pm UTC

heheh, I got:

Lucky Fun Noodle Mix
Tony Hawk's Ninja Dance Party

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:28 pm UTC

"Erotic Jetski Rush"

I'd play that.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby aion7 » Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:29 pm UTC

I got:
Psycho Stunt Underworld (sounds like a cool game, eh?)
Shadow of the Alien Hero (Ender's Shadow)
Mind-Bending BMX Party (I need that game)
Cyborg Workout Baseball (Using the Wii Fitness Board)
Generic Math in the Sky (Best game ever)
Street Hammer World (Can't touch this with drugs, anywhere)
The Six Million Dollar Math of the Blood God (I was wrong this is the best game ever)
Inept Kitchen Jamboree (No comment)
Radioactive Sandwich Syndicate (I've already joined. I'm a level 10 grilled cheese isotope)
German Trampoline Conspiracy (The plot begins as Robot Hitler begins creating a really big trampoline)
Perverted Techno Jam (Have you ever seen a techno jam that wasn't?)
Super Sexy Donkey from Hell (Satanist bestiality? I think I'll pass on this one.)
Ghetto Tank Explosion (I want this game. My only question is whether the tank is ghetto, or the explosion is.)
Manic Moon Summoner (That describes my job.)
Android Kitchen Studio (For filming robots making lunch)
Blazing Terrorist Special Edition (Ninjas are useless against these terrorists.)
Hardcore Jungle Boy (Do I want to know?)
Rock 'n' Roll Ice Project (C'mon baby, don't be cold as ice!)

This thing rocks, it makes me want to make games. Unfortunately I suck at doing that, so I think I'll just laugh a bit.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby SoapyHobo » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:53 pm UTC

Cthulhu's Dodgeball Maniac (someone needs to make this asap)
M.C. Escher's Nudist Paintbrawl
Hillbilly Driving at the Olympics
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby pieaholicx » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:14 pm UTC

aion7 wrote:Mind-Bending BMX Party (I need that game)

They're adding bikes to portal?!? SWEET!

MTV's Amish Revolution
Final Handgun Jihad (That one is slightly disturbing...)
Stupendous Programming Agent (Watching a guy program another game?)
Drunken Llama on the High Seas (A game based on Johnny Depp?)
Unforgettable Boxing Machine (What was this one about again?)
Kosher Animal Gold (At least it's Kosher?)
Lucky Rabbit in Crazyland (With free LSD!)
Relentless Beautician Destruction (Supermodels with guns!)
Omega Cowboy Gone Wild (Based on the hit movie, Brokeback Mountain)
Attack of the Gnome Bloodbath (PvP in WoW?)
Unreal Sunshine X (Oh god! The skin cancer! The skin cancer!!!!)
Undead Pokemon Struggle (Fuck yeah!)
Great Big Game Hunter Tale (So that's what they renamed the Deer Hunter series to...)
Frisky Worm Assassins (Uh...)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Akhel » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:38 pm UTC

Pagan Theme Park of the Third Reich. :shock:

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby clockworkmonk » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:01 pm UTC

WWII Baseball Inferno (I'm on Fire, second baseman has a flamethrower)
Confusing Jetpack Academy (could not imagine a simple jetpack)
Jamaican Math Smash
Rock 'n' Roll Dentist Bloodbath (oh you silly, silly dentist)
Heavy Metal Punching on the Oregon Trail (yeah, its that awesome)
Ultra Ice Cream Dungeon (you have a time limit, until it melts)
Sexy Puppy Quest (creepy)
Heinous Writing Crusade (a game where you grade student papers , perhaps?)
Imperial Godzilla Detective (oh hell yes)
418 I'm a teapot

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Delbin » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:05 pm UTC

Urban Vampire Massacre. I think I played it at some point.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Phi » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:33 pm UTC

Incomprehensible Elevator Massacre
Monster Vegetarian Task Force
Intense Janitor Domination

I never knew throwing game titles together would be this interesting. I mean, I've done it before, but never came out with such results.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:51 am UTC

Vampire Makeout Revolution.

'nuff said.

[edit]

Disregard above: Underwater Llama Showdown wins so hard.


[edit 2] Oh my god... Maximum Florist DS. I would seriously buy that.

[edit 3] OH MY GOD! Cthulhu's Battleship in Middle-Earth!!!

[edit 4]

Some more...

Canadian WWE at the Olympics
Emo Banjo Revolution
Britney Spears' Dungeon Throwdown
Bling Bling Laser Dudes
Catholic STD Strikes Back
Ye Olde Sniper Polo
Morbid Nudist Deluxe
Hindu Elevator Arena

The list goes on...
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Amnesiasoft » Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:17 pm UTC

SoapyHobo wrote:M.C. Escher's Nudist Paintbrawl

I want to see this one!

Edit: And some of mine
Rockin' Porn Syndrome
Amish Baking Spies
BudgetSoft Presents: Business in the Dark
The Harlem Globetrotters: Bi-plane Symphony (That one was too perfect to pass up)
Amateur Buddhist Bloodbath
The Secret Weapon of the Croquet Trainer
True Crime: Shopping Chase
Mary Kate and Ashley's Surgery Girl
Iron Janitor On The Road
Space Mafia - The Next Generation

and that's enough for now

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Hexadecimator » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:18 pm UTC

I hate to continue this topic with nothing but more names, but
Intense Squirrel Feud is totally awesome
along with:
Eco-Friendly Pony Fortress
Transvestite Software Quiz :?
International Bomberman Man :P
Geriatric Barbarian Crisis ("ugh ugh arthitis ugh")

Though, I think Panzer Underwear Terror takes the cake.

SoapyHobo wrote:M.C. Escher's Nudist Paintbrawl
So tempting to sig...
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Shabooty » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:53 pm UTC

Apathetic Hitman Jam
Caesar's Ballet of Might and Magic
Merciless Sunshine Challenge
Attack of the Deer Hunter - Total War
Furry Hockey Feud
Inappropriate Yeti Legends
Jedi Underwear Fest
Everybody Loves the Battleship in the Hood
Unholy Bungie Conundrum
The Hunt For the Bandicoot 3000
Throbbing Bomb Diesel
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby aion7 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:17 pm UTC

Hexadecimator wrote:
SoapyHobo wrote:M.C. Escher's Nudist Paintbrawl
So tempting to sig...
There's a lot in this thread that is.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Upsilon » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:08 pm UTC

Kinky Underwater Football.

Yes.

EDIT: Also, Tactical Lawnmower Chase.

EDIT 2: A bunch more...

Strategic Beautician of the Damned
Street Rocket Disaster
Surprise Dentist Pioneer
Explosive Cardboard - The Quickening
Madden Laser Siege
Frisky Rabbit in the Salad Kingdom
Dead or Alive Volleyball Girl
Biblical Motorcycle III
Tiny Vocabulary Tycoon
Celebrity Bedtime Unleashed
Morbid Banjo Trilogy
Mechanized Sex in the Middle East
Amazing Wagon Summoner
Hindu Lacrosse in Space
22/M/USA
age/sex/location
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby taptap » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:28 am UTC

holy shit i just got

JOHNNY TURBO'S EXTREME BOWLING featuring MICKEY MOUSE

and i may have peed a little from laughing, thanks for finding this and posting it. I will be on it for days.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Phentos » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:34 am UTC

INSANE SEX THROUGH TIME
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Postby Matthias » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:47 am UTC

Robotic Rainbow Throwdown (This... sounds strangely appropriate for 'mah avatah')
The Hunt For the Chocobo Fortress (Tell me this wouldn't be awesome.)
Furry Fencing Academy (This sounds like an anime, but okay.)
Drug-Induced Punching Online (Buffs? Hell, let's just call it what it is.)
Psychedelic Motorcycle - The Dark Project (My god, it is literally raining awesome in downtown Mayberry)
Middle-Eastern Vigilante Man (Um... so not gonna go there.)
The Hunt For the Manlove Voyage (Okay. I'm done.)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Kirikasama » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:25 pm UTC

Oddly relevant to the xkcd forums, I got:

Super-Sexy Math Dreamland.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Hoshi no Kabii » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:16 am UTC

This is great. Hitler's Punching Jamboree is the best I got so far. Honorable mentions include Mexican Cooking Island and Muppet Shadow - Hot Pursuit.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Gelsamel » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:20 am UTC

Mary Kate and Ashley's Army Takedown
Cybernetic Writing Empire
Narcoleptic Lawnmower Saga
Neurotic Stapler of Might and Magic
Unremarkable Makeover DJ
Major Hair Salon Demolition
Morbidly Obese WWE Revisited
Guitar Mahjong GT
Dynamite Sex of Mystery
"Give up here?"
- > No
"Do you accept defeat?"
- > No
"Do you think games are silly little things?"
- > No
"Is it all pointless?"
- > No
"Do you admit there is no meaning to this world?"
- > No

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Stief » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:21 am UTC

Atomic Elevator-Hotpursuit
Charlie Brown's Spork in the Outback
Go Go Cardboard Rampage (^_^)
Muppet Stapler CD
Planet of the Amish Bloodbath
Nudist Afro of Love (^_______^)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby LikwidCirkel » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:26 pm UTC

The most memorable one that I got was:

Cyborg Manlove Planet Extreme

You just wasted like a half hour of my life, but thanks. :)

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Dark Ragnarok » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:55 am UTC

Some of mine:

Mystic Fun Noodle Express
Divine Metal for Kids
Apathetic Midget of the Middle East
European Sushi XXX
Preschool Techno - The Card Game
Asian Laser of Fury
Latino Alien Jihad
Death-Defying Sniper Lord

Ok wow all these on the first try. All very good...

More:

Unforgettable Skydiving Kombat (What. The. Fuck.)
Allied STD Carnage
Jackie Chan's Chocobo Bloodbath (O___O)
National Lampoon's BMX Preacher
Australian Plumber DX
Jewish Plumber in Toyland
Atomic Spatula Mayhem
The Great Transvestite Spectacular
Sleazy Blimp Annihilation
Sub-Atomic Pony Warrior
Papal Army Zone
Generic Wheelchair Experience (lmao)
Cantankerous Mutant Yoga
Incredible Bible Gang
Boring Wheelchair Legend
King of Chainsaw in Toyland (Ok i'm getting this one)
Screaming Chicken Smackdown
Hardcore Nuclear Safari
Kung-Fu Midget Forever
Narcoleptic Computer Basketball
Stoic Fun Apocalypse (That one is especially for me)
Satan's Mushroom Encounter
Heroic Porn Enforcer

Ok that's enough. It's too much.


But for a real game crossover:

Lucky Theft Auto

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Postby reishka » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:28 pm UTC

Rockin' Unicycle Special Edition (ROCKIN' UNICYCLE SPECIAL EDITION!! What's not to love!?)
Professional Unicycle 25th Anniversary Edition (MORE Unicycle games!)
Emo Soccer Force (Somehow, I don't think they'd get far. Their soccer balls would cut themselves.)
Royal Goth Munchers (Mmm.. tasty goths.)
In the Lost Kingdom of Bubble Co-Op (Bubble Co-Op? C'mon, who wants to go with me?!)
Satan's Fashion Boy (. . . )
Duke Nukem: Bible Wars (uh.. say what? o_o *Terror*)

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Postby LDJosh » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:08 pm UTC

i want to play
Unbelieviable Baseball in the Salad Kingdom
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Tony Hawk's Ninja Dance Party
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Postby Aleril » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:53 pm UTC

Dwarven Bungie Gold (Does it involve Halo, or bungie jumping?)
Perverted Amish Park (I have nothing ;_; )
Mega Man's Landmine Enforcer (Mega Man + Minesweeper = Fun and happy times?)
Religious Midget Slaughter (DIE SMALL PEOPLE! IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!)
Silly Underwear - The Dark Project (When an experiment turns power ranger underwear into KILLING MACHINES!)
Lost Bowling in Space (The sad thing is, this sounds like a cheap flash game)
Legend of Acid - Limited Edition (This too)
Perfect Shock Revenge (And this, but this sounds like it would be a great game)
Regal Bobsled Stadium (Hehe. Kings on sleds.)
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Postby Rippy » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:16 pm UTC

Confusing Bible Bastards

...I want that game.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Stkdvnd » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:29 am UTC

Unpleasant Fun Noodle Safari
The Care Bears' Axe Over Normandy
Heavy Metal Rabbit Gladiator
Irresistible Walrus Collection
Amazing Insect Shootout
Enraged Whale Hospital
Cthulu's Buddhist Gang
Scottish Sloth - Limited Edition
Viking Unicorn Park
Mind-bending Unicycle Zombies

and, best of all...

Go Go Chainsaw Orchestra

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby i like pi » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:40 pm UTC

ultimate mushroom rush
nuff' said
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Hexadecimator » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:48 pm UTC

Had to post another:
Kamikaze Dodgeball of Doom

I want this game. Right now.
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Postby aion7 » Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:43 am UTC

Primal Jetpack Orchestra. I think we can all agree that that game would be cooler than Samus fighting River Tam in the middle of a Zerg invasion of the the Valuan Empire. Actually never mind. that would be cooler.
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Postby Torvaun » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:12 am UTC

Heinous Afro Police. That is all.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby BNOOOOGERS » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:57 am UTC

Master Chief's Jungle Battalion
Japanese Insect of the Deep (isn't that Godzilla?)


and I found a better title for Spore!
"Nasty Devil Creator"

I lol'd at this name:
Post-Apocalyptic Elevator Saloon

but the game I want is "Duke Nukem Scooter Trivia." Sounds enthralling.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:17 am UTC

I have yet to see one that made me laugh harder than the one I posted earlier.

Beat "Underwater Llama Throwdown" or "Emo Banjo Revolution", and I'll concede defeat.

Even "Retarded Frisbee Punishment". I'm very curious as per what THAT game would be about.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Kabann » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:18 pm UTC

Bizarro Octopus Babies (hell the f*ck yeah!)

Tactical Buddhist in the Dark (I'm not a big fan of RTS, but this...)

Amish Pogo Disaster (I'm on this like stink on a monkey)

And who wouldn't pay for:
Samba de Hippo Pimps
Mysterious Midget Encounter
Educational Donkey XXX
Throbbing Theme Park Sisters
Hardcore Dating Munchers
Monster Prison Girl

Edit - If I can't have Australian Bimbo Explorer as a game or a title, I don't want to live.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Rodan » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:47 pm UTC

Let's see,

Relentless Death Fiasco
NBA Donkey Blaster
Atomic Llama Thieves
Virtua Baking Mayhem
Japanese Dance From Mars
Demonic Castlevania Syndrome
Major Crowbar Spree
Kirby's Quantum Boxing
Feverish Elevator Zone
Dead or Alive Llama in My Pocket (Schrodinger has a llama?)
Religious Viking GT
Mystery Bimbo Trivia
Sleazy Beach Diesel
Zombie Ninja Rush (Hell Yeah!)

I'd buy those instantly.

EDIT: damn, this thing is great.

Ultraviolent Jetpack: Omega
Tony Hawk's Katana - The Next Generation
Psycho Catapult Knights
The Art of Stapler Advance
Tactical Werewolf In the Outback
8-bit Plumber of Love (sound familiar?)
My First Booty Madness
Johnny Turbo's Bubble Creator
Heroic Hardware Farmer
Pagan Porn Experience (O_O)
Space Yak Forever (again, Hell Yeah!)
Neo Vegetarian 2000
Insane Buddhist on Wheels
Toxic Fun Uprising
Cyborg Karaoke Brothers (awesome)
Tasteless Nazi Machine
Almighty Dodgeball Dance Party
and...
Bloody Surgery Tournament

This thing is great.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:26 pm UTC

Some more for your reading pleasure:

Sid Meier's Hoedown Armageddon (even better if it's from Sid Meier)
No One Can Stop the Caveman Dance Party
Alcoholic Cricket in the Magic Kingdom
Canadian Mountain-climber Dudes (the name says it all)
Telekinetic Ping Pong in the Middle East
Lethal Skydiving from Outer Space
Drug Induced Mind Control Superstar
The Six Million Dollar Badminton Feud
Jewish Big Game Hunter in the Salad Kingdom
Biblical Football Jamboree
Obsessive-Compulsive Duck Rider (he just can't help himself)
The Care Bears' Mutant Legends
Satan's Transvestite Mansion

And my favourite: Dance Dance Harpoon Punch-Out!! (How long can YOU survive?)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Rodan » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:28 pm UTC

damn, this is hard to stop...

True Crime: Tetris Crusader!
Obsessive-Compulsive Spatula World
Fatal Typing Force
Duke Nukem: Chocobo Dudes
Star Trek Mahjong Creator
Electric Alligator: The Dark Project
Kermit's Square Dancing Vs. Street Fighter
Rushing Forklift Bandits
Unremarkable Bongo Gang
Miracle Sandwich Conspiracy
Cthulhu's Gimp Demolition
Catholic Sandwich XXX
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