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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby aion7 » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:16 pm UTC

I used to think playing cool video games was addictive...

Mythical Graveyard Squadron (Sweet. 'Nuff said.)
Heroic Love Rescue (I'm fairly sure I played this one several thousand times.)
Brain-Damaged Cowboy Syndicate (This is starting to get even more awesome.)
Dance Dance Shadow Power (Starring Magus!)
Dracula's Sandwich Wars (Instant hit. Who wouldn't buy that?)
Major Laser Superstar (If you thought lasers were cool this will blow your mind.)
Michael Jackson's Writing Strike Force (Who needs Basic Human Decency?)
Elderly Cyborg Conquest (Back in my day we all had laser chain gun cutters. We'll invade if you stop not giving them back)
Surprise Paintball Task Force (Sneak up behind people and make them orange, with budies.)
Demonic Elevator Princess (I'd rather have this than water.)
Supreme Ghost Dash (Is the ghost supreme, or is the dash?)
Ebony Princess Romp (Who needs Basic Human Decency?)
Psychedelic Battleship Odyssey (Three letters: Y E S. Or would it be W I N?)
All-American Amish X (What does th X mean?)
Erotic Business Combat (Every single emoticon ever could be used to describe this.)
Distinguished Lowrider On The Road (I'd like to see that gameplay.)
Wonderous Bingo Story (It's so... wonderous)
Electric Assault - 2nd Impact (Sadly, that sounds like a flash game.)
Def Jam Love Troopers (What?)
Sinister Sunshine Bandit (Really awesome. Really, really awesome. Extremely awesome.)
Spooky Karaoke Special Edition (I call The Monster Mash.)
Fatal Spelunking Dynasty (A whole dynasty of fatal spelunking? Awesome!)
The Quest for the Jungle Nightmare (NiGHTS+Slash=?)
Unremarkable Duck Starring Mickey Mouse
Intellectual Conga Hoedown (Just try to beat that. Try, and fail.)
Catholic Chess Brothers ("The Pope says bishop to E4. Don't tase me, bro.")
Miniature Grizzly Bear Girl (Awwwwww. It's so cute. Oh god, my face!)
Furry 3D Disaster (Rated Ao)
Unremarkable Chipmunk Jam (That's a misnomer. Chipmunk jam is delicious.)
Alcoholic Harvest Runner (Imagine Harvest Moon with shaky controls, and you are being chased.)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby ponzerelli » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:02 am UTC

Special Shark Dreamland (little kids game, like the jumpstart games?)
Ultraviolent Beach Thieves (i tihnk of the screenshots i see from No More Heroes for this one, maybe replace Travis with a Ninja)
Tactical Baking at the Olympics (cooking mama, at the olympics o.0)
Flying Grizzly Bear Commando (just sounds awesome, Banjo Kazooie meets contra)
Satan's Motocross Throwdown (come on, you know you would play it)
Shameful Drug-Dealing in the Bayou (i see Hillbilly GTA)
Endless Gnome - 2nd Impact (travelocity gnome goes Spy?)
Tom Clancy's Transvestite Bandits (atleast its something new...)
Dracula's Bedtime Gang (i would so play this one)
European Laser Adventure (Flash game, maybe similar to xevious, but blowing up european landscapes)
Blissful Military Domination (fluffy cute characters in an Age of Empires type RTS)
Full Metal Donkey 2K (just sounds awesome, a badass donkey spy/mercenary type character)
Psycho Manlove Mayhem (uh....)
Dwarven Metal III (sounds like an awesome RPG...maybe...)

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Rodan » Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:56 am UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:Beat "Underwater Llama Throwdown" or "Emo Banjo Revolution", and I'll concede defeat.
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ponzerelli wrote:Flying Grizzly Bear Commando

BEATEN (at least in the "awesome" category)

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby RocketRick » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:19 am UTC

Rodan wrote:
Twasbrillig wrote:Beat "Underwater Llama Throwdown" or "Emo Banjo Revolution", and I'll concede defeat.
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ponzerelli wrote:Flying Grizzly Bear Commando

BEATEN (at least in the "awesome" category)


I just got one that beat them all:

Unholy Spork Fantasy

Just try to tell me that that's not made of WIN!

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby bigglesworth » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:06 pm UTC

"Legend of the Drug-Dealing Hospital" (Not actually that legendary)

"Samba de Dance Gaiden" (nice.)

"Big Bird's Mafia at the Olympics" (Now this is awesome. )

"Rocking Banana Smuggler" (Awesome RPG: "Is that a banana in your pocket?" *Yes* *No*)

"Fantasy Office Jihad"

"Bloody Banana - 2nd Impact" (The mental image here...)
Generation Y. I don't remember the First Gulf War, but do remember floppy disks.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby LittleChrist » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:29 am UTC

I can't stop laughing...

Invisible Nudist - Limited Edition (what would you do if...)
Jamaican Catapult Experience (quite the experience)
WWII Rainbow Nation (?!)
Dangerous Badminton Symphony (someone needs to compose this)
Tom Clancy's Railroad On The Road
Bionic Assault Dudes (its so generic)
Irritating Burger Princess (she is SO irritating)
Action Theme Park Boxing (ACTION filled!)
Telekinetic Go-Kart Rider (with my mind)
Little Sex in the Middle East
Forgotten Flatulence Mission (LOL!)
Happy Beat Extravaganza (like DDR but better)
Weary Hang Glider Operatives (tired...)
Unholy Leisure Suit Phonics (hooked on...oh my)
Frisky Monster Truck Island (O_O)
Maniac Kangaroo Diesel
Nasty Horse Racing Express
Magical Ninja Tycoon (this WINS)
Unholy Banana Encounter (mind...wandering...)
Occult Midget of Love (this has to stop)
No One Can Stop the Hillbilly Experience (wow)
It's a Mad, Mad Donkey Project (LOL)

one more for good measure
Transvestite Chess Siege (is that the queen. or the king?)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Ian Ex Machina » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:45 pm UTC

That thing is actually amazing!

Surprise Breakdancing Encounter ( *gasp* what are doing here *breaks it down*)
Radioactive Manlove Punch-Out!! (Fisting anyone?)
Cool Alligator Explosion ('Nuff said)
Retro Aerobics Gone Wild (And work those bi-GHAgahartaegwaaaaeeerwwww!)
Generic Racing in the Dark (Out now on all consoles)
3D Porn Tycoon (A real game maybe?)
Papal BMX Melee
Inappropriate Sewer Quiz (You're standing knee deep in sewage, for 10 points when did you last have any solo action?)
Fiery Demon Plus
Soviet Bongo Strikes Back (For mother Russia!)
Satan's Laser Rage
Leisure Suit Rocket Inferno
Super Sexy Sword Punishment (Oh my!)
Alcoholic Blimp - 2nd Impact (It could happen)
Erotic Walrus Rider (ahahah)
The Quest for the Internet - The Quickening (Need.....faster.....conn...ection)
Mexican Flatulence Orchestra (Its all the beans.)
Everybody Hates the WWII in Busytown (Don't blame them)
Inept Sex Incident (Hehe)
African Go-Kart in the Middle East (On world tour presumably)
Irritating Flatulence of Death (Slightly worse than irritating maybe?)
My Very Own Sudoku Girl (Sounds like a rom com.)
Emo Dating Returns (yay :))
Asian Spelling Online (Azn, ususaly?)
Final BMX of the Dead
Go Go Mind Control World Tour


Must stop now, my god it is addictive.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby aion7 » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:49 pm UTC

Ian Ex Machina wrote:That thing is actually amazing!

The Quest for the Internet - The Quickening (Need.....faster.....conn...ection)

I'm fairly sure that most of us have that one. I know I do.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby LittleChrist » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:30 am UTC

I've already spent way too long on this thing. Had to come back and add a few winners.
No One Can Stop the Nudist from Hell (nobody)
Dracula's Bong Smash (I vant to suck your bong)
Internet Writing XXX (pr0n... :shock: )
Christian WWII in Middle-Earth (Narnia anyone?)
Haunted Platypus from Outer Space (Oh me yarm!!! from space!)
Savage Raccoon of Fury (the sequel to Haunted Platypus from Outer Space)
Save Yourself from the Plunger 3D (so...much...clogging....in 3D!)
Radioactive Cannibal Paratroopers (death from the sky)
American Trailer Park Special Edition (YEEEHAWWWWW!)
Obsessive-Compulsive Internet Epidemic (I know I have this one)
Wild Shaving Journey (hey, shaving can be fun!)
Amateur Duck Girl (quack?)
Dr. Hobo DJ (he lives in a "beat" box... :roll: )

One more:
Tony Hawk's Leisure Suit Playhouse (Tony Hawk Pro Skater+Playboy Mantion?)

new one!
Blasphemous Square Dancing from Hell (LOL!)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Ulairion » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:02 am UTC

The Care Bears' Drug-Dealing Advance (I knew there was something wrong with those things)
MTV's Death 25th Anniversary Edition (MTV disappearing... that would be great)
Sim Assault College (this could be a bit disturbing when the Columbine expantion pack is released)
Jack Thompson's Walrus Bastards
Boring Gun Deathmatch (about 70% of all FPS ever in just one game)
Furry Castlevania Paratroopers
Nudist Mountain Climber in Middle-Earth
WWII Bongo Psychiatrist
Alcoholic Internet Connection (I have one of those connections :roll:)

This is awesome, I could go on for hours

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Coin » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:53 pm UTC

Here is my entry:

Panzer Spork Assassins!

Edit: Not to be forgotten: Mary Kate and Ashley's Midget Strike Force

Edit 2: My god, the just keep coming! Sign me up for the beta of "Mystic Duck 64", "Inbred Football Fiasco" and "Russian Nudist - Total War"
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby kyotofeline » Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:25 am UTC

Australian Florist Fever
(malaria-ridden kangaroos with flowers on their heads? (Super Smash Brothers reference))

War of the Toon Prophecy
(If you build it, Mickey will come. And pwn you.)

And.... Third-World Typing Mansion
(...no comment)

No game names with "raptors"? Aww....

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Torvaun » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:21 am UTC

kyotofeline wrote:Australian Florist Fever
(malaria-ridden kangaroos with flowers on their heads? (Super Smash Brothers reference))

War of the Toon Prophecy
(If you build it, Mickey will come. And pwn you.)

And.... Third-World Typing Mansion
(...no comment)

No game names with "raptors"? Aww....

What a coincidence, I just got "Intro Thread Redux". We would be fools to ignore this sign from the heavens! Go, lest you anger the gods!
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Mister_Penguin » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:55 am UTC

Eco-Friendly Mind Control Phonics

Wow. Is that some kind of edutainment title designed by the Bene Gesserit?

Edit:
Cthulhu's Porn Studio

Catholic Amish Pimps

In Your Face Jazz Boy

Obsessive-Compulsive Bobsled Fiesta
"Left. Left. Left. SHIT! AN ODD NUMBER OF LEFTS! GODAMMIT! Is that hat orange? IS IT? CHRIST!"
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Torvaun » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:08 am UTC

Mister_Penguin wrote:Cthulhu's Porn Studio

I think that's already available in Japan...
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby grythyttan » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:43 am UTC

kung-fu walrus x-treme. (it's not just any kung-fu walrus, they added x-treme to it.)
Imperial trailer park marines (white trash stormtroopers?)
No one can stop the ice cream z. (I just wonder what the "z" stands for.)
Mega hobo 1942. ("the allied forces were on the brink of defeat. Then one man rose from the gutter, to kick ass")
Unbelieveable bow hunter pimps (please be a game about the timetravelling player-haters going medieval)
Extreme Blood - The Movie (WHY DOESN'T THIS MOVIE EXIST! WHY!!!)
Furry Nazi Heroes. (Is that about the werewolf in hellsing?)
Divine sex rocket (awesome)

Holy spelunking fever (it doesn't sound like a good game. I just imagined robin saying it in that old batman show.)

Ok, I need to stop now.

EDIT: In Your Face Harvest Planet. (man, this guy hates harvest planet. What is harvest planet?)
EDIT2: Christian Nazi Connection. ...What the hell were they thinking?
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby aion7 » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:54 pm UTC

grythyttan wrote:Extreme Blood - The Movie

*Jawdrop*

That is far too awesome for word- Damn it!
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby grythyttan » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:01 pm UTC

Cant... stop... posting.

Kinky Bible 3D. Does it get more disturbing than this?
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Ended » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:48 pm UTC

Ebony Porn XXX

:-/

I'm pretty sure that's already been made.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby German Sausage » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:56 am UTC

invisible cricket melee.
GAME OVER.

also
future funk house.
peaceful hitman agent.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Dropzone » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:16 am UTC

Haha, I would never have seen this thread if it weren't for the spambot that managed to bump it to the top of the forum for a few minutes just then. Hopefully it's okay if I resurrect it in a more permanent manner... I feel that the thread's awesome enough to justify bringing it back.

Some of the best ones I've got so far:

Giant Robot on the Oregon Trail (good luck overcoming THAT obstacle)
Inept Chef Ultra ("Chef Ultra burnt the potatoes again! Why did we hire that guy?")
Special Crowbar Journey (I think this was Half-Life's working title)
Red Hot Jetpack For Kids (sounds dangerous)
Explosive Pinball in My Pocket (also sounds dangerous)
Savage Flatulence in the Middle East (it's that foreign food)
Def Jam Shock Jam (Jam Jam Jam)
Double Funk of Fury (now with 100% more funk!)
Radioactive Guitar Combat (awesome.)
The Castle of Snowboard Bastards (they really are bastards)
The Six Million Dollar Chicken Mansion (that must be one luxurious coop)
Children of the Bong Fight Club (I thought pot was supposed to make you mellow)
Ho-Hum Monkey Punishment (you know, it gets boring after a while)
Blasphemous Platypus - The Dark Project (Platypus: "God damn it! Someone turn the light on, I can't see anything.")
Violent Whale in the Outback (how did a whale get there?)
Holy Spork Gladiator (, Batman!)
Mary Kate and Ashley's Transvestite of Might and Magic (what?)
Dead or Alive Hamster Hop-A-Bout (what?)
Hip-Hop Lawnmower in the Salad Kingdom (WHAT?)

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Rodan » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:06 am UTC

well, I wasn't going to post any, but...

My Little Pokemon Jihad
Monty Python's Yeti Madness
Tiger Wood's Bingo of the Blood God
My First Monkey Choreographer
The Sims: Hippo - Total War
Jedi Spelling Punch-Out!!
Bouncing Hovercraft Fiasco
Nudist Breakdancing Carnage
Sim Mutant Factory


The best, in a horrible way, is:
Lost Wheelchair Hop-a-bout

because it makes sense.

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Firnagzen » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:25 am UTC

Good grief, this is fun.

Heavy Metal Underwear Symphony (*Censors brain*)
Educational Dentist Onslaught
Tactical Princess Conflict
Legendary Shopping vs. Street Fighter (...)
Irritating Stunt Mission (This seems familiar!)
Luigi's Bubblegum - The Gathering Storm (Yes.)
Dracula's Banjo Saga
Indiana Jones and the WWE Extravaganza (Oh my goodness yes. Harrison Ford+ WWE)
Musical Samurai in the Dark
Retarded Werewolf Ignition (WOOHOO!)
Amazon Beautician - Total War
Revenge of the Jetski of Magic
Celtic Horse Racing Orchestra
M.C. Escher's Football in Space (WIN! WIN! WIN!)
First-Person Punching of the Third Reich

etc.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Manial » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:41 pm UTC

Muppet Makeout X-treme ( :lol: )

also, Inappropriate Ping Pong Conquest
Violent Booty Conundrum
National Lampoon's Hovercraft of Death
Fruity WWII Stadium
Deadly Makeout Basketball
Barbie's Sloth Conflict
Inbred Deer Hunter of the Damned

And finally, games I'd want to play:
Epic BMX Boxing
Killer Horse Racing Studio
Yoshi's Mind Control Unit
Kirby's Acid Party

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby aion7 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:49 pm UTC

Since this has been necro'd, I might as well get back on it.

Inbred Zombie Journey
Small-Time Bazooka Assault (I want to live in a world where this is possible.)
Insane Graveyard Nitro
Telekinetic Shotgun Palace (Best palace ever.)
Ninja Walrus Diesel
Holy Shark Adventure (Batman!)
Corporate Caveman Assassins
Jedi Octopus Invasion
Mickey's Grizzly Bear Palace (Second best palace ever.)
Retarded Caveman House
The Muppets Bass Assault
Combat Mafia on Wheels
Morbidly Obese Makeout Armageddon (The first three words may lead to the fourth. Beware fat people kissing.)
Pro Badminton Armada
Lord of the Fishing Inspector
Enraged Elevator Syndicate
Intelligent Boxing Freak
Musical Punching Solid
Hip-Hop Bomb in the Salad Kingdom
Mind-Bending Hoedown Solid
Rocket-Powered Football Uprising (Mutant League Football?)
Perfect Dance Voyage
Unstoppable Nudist Paratroopers
Merciless Aerobics Soldier
MTV's Kitchen Smuggler (Do they smuggle whole kitchens now?)
Star Trek Wizard in Middle-Earth (I'm fairly sure there have been fanfics of this)
NCAA Death Castle
Beautiful Tank Police (do they police beautiful tanks, police with beautiful tanks, beautifully police tanks, or police beautifully with tanks?)
Bloody Alien Fighter (Manly!)
Kamikaze Zamboni 25th Anniversary Edition
Psycho Motorcycle Slayer (Slay psycho motorcycles, psycho-ly slay motorcycles, etc.?)
Raging Fencing vs. The Space Mutants
Bling Bling Lawnmower Romance
Asian Janitor 64
Russian Demon - The Lost Levels
Bonk's Laser Conflict
Iron Chess Explorer
Magnetic Demon Ultra
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Various Varieties » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:07 am UTC

On another forum a few months ago we made this even more fun by illustrating them in MS Paint... here are some I made earlier!

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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Dropzone » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:02 pm UTC

Ooh, nice idea...
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby micco » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:02 pm UTC

This is awesome! I can`t stop laughing. :lol:
Spoiler:
Retarded Jackhammer in Crazyland
Wrath of the Castlevania - The Movie (This sounds like it would be made by Uve Boll)
Disturbing Juggalo Maxx
Regal Nudist from Mars
Super Sailor from Mars
Michael Jackson's Submarine Diesel
Fatal Unicorn Bloodbath (Oh wow!)
Neurotic Car Through Time
Gothic Frisbee All-Stars
Bouncin' Drug-Dealing Jihad
Funky Dance Island
Downtown Goth Crime Scene Investigation
Neurotic Sushi Mission (Failure is NOT an option!)
Johnny Turbo's Piano - 3rd Strike (It`s like Guitar heroe, with piano.)
Bloody Baseball from Mars
Arcane Llama Joe
International Drug-Dealing Strikes Again (I can`t argue with that)
Shady Chocobo Tribe
Crazy Speed Gone Wild (IT`S OVER 9000 MPH!!!!)
Unholy Batman Munchers
All-Night Circus Hero (It`s a tough job, but somebodys gotta do it.)
John Romero's Puppy Runner
Hideous Math Task Force
BudgetSoft Presents: Dog Kombat
Deadly Mall Explorer (From now-on, shopping is extreme sports)
Bling Bling Dinosaur Tournament (BEAT THIS!)
Street Shaving Competition (This must be a fun game)
Mega Man's Bingo Man

Spoiler tagged for lenght.

EIDT: Vampire Ninja Story (FUCK YEAH!)
Everybody Hates the Zombie Nation
Rocket-Powered Harpoon - 2nd Impact (It`s all about the firepower.)
Teenage Underwear Destruction
MTV's Lawnmower Massacre (ROFLMAO!)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby wst » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:17 am UTC

Someone in my school made up 'Stephen Hawkings Pro Wheelchair' for Uncyclopedia.
But this sounds even more fun. I'll try it, but unless the results are totally awesome, I won't tell you at all ;)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby AKAnotu » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:36 pm UTC

Undercover Handgun on the High Seas
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I leave the following for someone else to illustrate:
The Care Bears' Cannibal Fortress
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Dropzone » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:15 am UTC

I had far too much fun drawing this one...
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby AKAnotu » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:48 am UTC

Now I know I will never experience true bliss until I play that game. I will forever await the release.
Epic drawing, btw, if only for the guy who seems to have broken a hole through the roof so that he could fly down at the others with his radioactive guitar.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby kellsbells » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:40 am UTC

Dropzone wrote:I had far too much fun drawing this one...

Do I see a ceiling cat-esque guy in the corner?

But seriously, I have cried from laughing so hard at this thread. Some of my own...

Super Sexy Banjo Armageddon (Guitar Hero IV?)
Excruciating Battle DJ (like DDR... but more excruciating!)
Mind-Bending Ice Cream of the Deep (please let this be made)
Return of Dentist Dungeon (because the original was so popular, navigating the bicuspids and all...)
Unforgettable Hoedown - The Gathering Storm (sounds like a Whose Line episode)
Insane Train Munchers (delicious!)
Psycho Sushi Blast (I'm sure this exists in Japan)
Olympic Hitman Brawl (it's in the Olympics now?!)
Night of the Scooter Factory (Oh God yes!!!)
Double Alligator Yoga (what.)
Tiger Woods' Typing Dancers (Tiger Woods' weekend hobby)
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby wst » Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:31 am UTC

The Care Bears' Trampoline Choreographer
Mary Kate and Ashley's Quantum Jam
Alcoholic Yoga Onslaught
Armored Basketball Chronicles (can't wait to draw this)

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Okay, that was fun. I cheated a bit with the picture >_>
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:47 am UTC

I've already mentioned this one, but I had to draw it; Dance Dance Harpoon Punch-Out!
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby NMcCoy » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:40 am UTC

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Nuclear Bungie Temple wants a paintmash illustration, but I don't have time at the moment.

Tribal Bible Brothers. (Catchy.)
Unstoppable Unicorn Training.
Magnetic Thunder Heroes (Oddly plausible.)
Brain-Damaged Stick Assault.
Amish Catapult of Death.
Little Bomb - Total War.
Funky Plunger Bandit (sounds like an escapee from Kingdom of Loathing.)
FRUITY TURTLE ARMADA. Yes.
World Banjo Annihilation (sounds like a good plan to me.)
Royal Rainbow Showdown. (Katamari fighting game spinoff. Yes please.)
Telekinetic Dog Anthology. (Ooh, I may have to pick this one up. I've always been a fan of the Telekinetic Dog series. Since now.)
Cybernetic Underwear Disaster (uh-oh...)
Tactical Ghost Racer (oooh, this one's giving me ideas.)
Obsessive-Compulsive Chocobo Commando.
John Romero's Cookie Anarchy.
Frankenstein's Bubblegum Overload.
Unremarkable Werewolf Journey (I have played this, I swear.)
Everybody Hates the Trailer Park Task Force
Cybernetic Bubble Strike Force
Explosive Gopher Baseball.. Please?
Mighty Monkey of Mystery.
Professional Dodgeball in the Sky. Heck yes.
M.C. Escher's Fashion Fantasy.
Legend of Software 2K (Y not?)
Demonic Demon Invaders (...From Hell?)
Battlefield: Conga Conundrum.
It's a Mad, Mad Balloon Forever.
In Your Face Unicorn Rampage.
Occult Turtle Brawl (I'm imagining turtles with glowing pentagrams on their shells duking it out. This could work.)
Alcoholic Octopus in the Outback.
Masters of the Limbo at the Olympics, I kid you not.
Drunken Unicycle Basketball! I would pay good money to watch this, let alone play a video game based on it.
The Harlem Globetrotters: Trampoline Power.
Eternal Lightning - The Lost Levels.

I see your
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And finally, for the perverts out there:
Everybody Loves the Octopus Machine.
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby SoapyHobo » Fri May 02, 2008 7:55 pm UTC

It seems some clever people have actually been making the randomness spewed by this generator into reality, check here: http://www.tigsource.com/features/vgng/
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Grady » Sat May 03, 2008 7:29 am UTC

I got "Heroic Llama Feud".

I drew a picture of what this may or may not look like:
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby Chrismclegless » Sat May 03, 2008 3:31 pm UTC

I got, "Killer Ninja Attack".

Here's what it would look like:
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Re: Videogame Name Generator

Postby SecondTalon » Sun May 04, 2008 4:36 am UTC

SoapyHobo wrote:It seems some clever people have actually been making the randomness spewed by this generator into reality, check here: http://www.tigsource.com/features/vgng/


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