PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:56 am UTC

Would you guys mind terribly taking me along when you leave?

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby DonChubby » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:05 am UTC

We'll see.

EDIT: Also, how exactly does unconsciousness work? Can we wake him up?
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:23 am UTC

IT WORKS HOW IW WANT IT TO WORK...

Um... I mean, yeah, you can try and wake him up, Don't worry levi, you'll end up at the briefing room... one way or another...
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:32 pm UTC

So you guys are heading south after the robot?
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby DonChubby » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:56 am UTC

That would be a yes.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby DonChubby » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:46 pm UTC

So, where's Wolfe's body? I and Estee were carrying it, but now that I seem to have split off...
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:23 pm UTC

lol. yeah, unless he's stretchy as a mutation there's something missing :-P
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:23 pm UTC

I'm Schrödinger's unconscious body.

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:26 pm UTC

Ummmm... Estee has it.
Because I say so.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:11 pm UTC

You're not trying to get me killed, are you?

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:34 pm UTC

Are you seriously asking me that question?
In THIS game?
Do you REALLY want to know the answer?
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:55 am UTC

I was being sarcastic, so no, I'm not seriously asking you that question.

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:34 am UTC

Hahah. Blind faith brother. Blind faith. :mrgreen:
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:24 pm UTC

Hm. How do we keep synchronized in terms of separated people getting the same amount of turns and such?
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

Turns is a bit of a flawed concept in this game, unless you're actually in combat, they don't really matter... They don't really matter in combat either... When you get separated, I'll GM your actions through PMs and once you've reached a point where the others are likely to meet up with you, I'll just break off until they do.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:33 am UTC

Alright. Then I won't worry about that. :mrgreen:
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:53 pm UTC

Soooo... When do I get to wake up?

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:19 pm UTC

Either when Secondtalon gets his rear in gear and gets you guys to the briefing room, or when I get bored of waiting for him and wake you up as a motivation.

EDIT: I just wanted you guys to see what greeted me when I got up and checked the Fora this morning:
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... This is what happens when you delve into Forum games too greedily and too deep... You get a Freakin' Balrog of PMs (Which is now their collective noun).
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:46 pm UTC

Is there nothing happening or is it all going on it PMs because I'm unconscious?

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby DonChubby » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:53 am UTC

Oh, there's been quite a bit happening.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:56 am UTC

ABOUT YOUR EQUIPMENT.

All weapons have a Damage type and value, all Armor has a Protection type and value. Lasers also have a Security clearance, as does laser Armor.

So, your Pistols are all Red Clearance L4, and your Armor is Red clearance L4.



If you hit, according to the appropriate skill check, and your opponent's appropriate dodge check (Or anything else that might save his ass), you (Meaning I) roll a d10, the weapon's damage value is added to the roll, your opponent's appropriate armor (If he has it) is deducted, and that's your damage value, which relates directly to the chart mentioned earlier in this thread.

You may notice that this means your Reflec armor is absolutely no good against Piercing attacks, and the kevlar is in turn, useless against lasers.
Additionally, obviously, a Laser of higher clearance than your armor will go straight through it, and armor of higher clearance than your lasers will make them ineffective.

If you wish, you can make a called shot, say, at someone's head, if their armor doesn't cover that area, it isn't considered.

This is all, of course, at my discretion.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:31 am UTC

Maseiken wrote:tYou may notice that this means your Reflec armor is absolutely no good against Piercing attacks, and the kevlar is in turn, useless against lasers.
Additionally, obviously, a Laser of higher clearance than your armor will go straight through it, and armor of higher clearance than your lasers will make them ineffective.

If you wish, you can make a called shot, say, at someone's head, if their armor doesn't cover that area, it isn't considered.

This is all, of course, at my discretion.



Interesting. Any protection against nukes? :mrgreen:
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:30 pm UTC

Prayer.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:11 pm UTC

Can I just say at this point that, even though I made him up, Professor von Hinkelsprot is probably one of my most favouritest people ever?

I can guarantee that you will be seeing a LOT more of him if you continue to follow anything I happen to do with paranoia in the future.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Helios471 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:17 am UTC

This looks fun :D Can I sign up for the following game if there is one?

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:19 am UTC

Maseiken wrote:Can I just say at this point that, even though I made him up, Professor von Hinkelsprot is probably one of my most favouritest people ever?

I can guarantee that you will be seeing a LOT more of him if you continue to follow anything I happen to do with paranoia in the future.



He's awesome indeed!
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:45 pm UTC

Grythyttan, is that a quote or did you just make that up? I couldn't find it using Google.

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby grythyttan » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:02 pm UTC

I just made it up. I might have subconciously stolen parts of it from somewhere, but I don't think so.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:48 am UTC

As he's not that skilled in biosciences (i think that would be the applicable skill) Loco is trying to approach the organs in a methodic but definately mechanical approach. (if that's at all possible, i'll let you decide)
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:19 pm UTC

grythyttan wrote:I just made it up. I might have subconciously stolen parts of it from somewhere, but I don't think so.


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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:42 pm UTC

Lol. Going overboard with the pauses makes that sentence nearly impossible to read O_O
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Awia » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:11 pm UTC

No one has died yet, and thus I am saddened.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby el_loco_avs » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:07 pm UTC

Awia wrote:No one has died yet, and thus I am saddened.


Dude. I think you poked Maseiken into trying to get us all killed now :mrgreen:
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:35 pm UTC

It would've happened no matter what you said... Just be glad I decided against the Zalgo storyline I had in mind.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Levi » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:45 pm UTC

Is that chant supposed to mean anything? I'm almost done with my second year of Latin and I can't figure out what it means.

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby bigstrat2003 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

el_loco_avs wrote:
Awia wrote:No one has died yet, and thus I am saddened.


Dude. I think you poked Maseiken into trying to get us all killed now :mrgreen:


The peanut gallery demands PC sacrifice!!!

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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby DonChubby » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:10 pm UTC

bigstrat2003 wrote:
el_loco_avs wrote:
Awia wrote:No one has died yet, and thus I am saddened.
Dude. I think you poked Maseiken into trying to get us all killed now :mrgreen:
The peanut gallery demands PC sacrifice!!!
Well, I'm currently in the process of shooting myself in the head. We'll see how that plays out.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:51 pm UTC

Levi wrote:Is that chant supposed to mean anything? I'm almost done with my second year of Latin and I can't figure out what it means.

Hey, if I wanted it not to mean anything I would've just gone with Vriik Hrr Nisanti!
No it means something, or at least, the Latin Translator online says it means someothing, onc I bashed a few of the words into a very literal and clear place. So yeah, it probably doesn't make sense, but its the best I can do without actually speaking latin.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby DonChubby » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:02 pm UTC

Oh fuck you! That was one of the most epic RickRolls ever.
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Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Postby Maseiken » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:42 pm UTC

Thanks, I thought so too...
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