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Favorite video game quote?

Postby minno » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:25 pm UTC

My question is: what is your favorite video game quote? My personal favorite is "The evil lawn mower sucks you into its whirling blades. Your body is reduced to a thin slime." It comes from SimAnt, the only game I've ever owned that was older than me.

There's only one rule: you must have played the game and gotten the quote yourself (I don't want to get flooded with AYBABTU).

This is my first thread, so tell me if (when) I do something completely wrong.

EDIT: I found another good one from Final Fantasy Tactics A2. When one of the supporting characters says something extremely optimistic about facing an enormous monster, the main character says "if you've gone crazy, tell me now when there's still time to run."
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Ivora » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:22 am UTC

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich!" ~ Resident Evil.

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Postby Amnesiasoft » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:29 am UTC

"Real men cut their own heads off!" — Hellgate: London

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Postby Gowerly » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:15 am UTC

Pretty much all of Robosaurs vs The Space Bastards.

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Postby Gojoe » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:29 am UTC

SNAAAKE? SNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKE!?
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That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Hunter4242 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:04 pm UTC

I am Grahf, the seeker of power. Doth thou desire the power?
My fist is the divine breath!
Blossom, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden powers!!
Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction'!


It's corny, over the top, and accompanied by awesome music. I love it. Oh also, hello XKCD forums.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby pseudoidiot » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:07 pm UTC

"You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:21 pm UTC

In refering to a piece of stolen merchandise floating in space

"Prized art? That's the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel! What kind of psycho would tear off the roof of the Sistine Chapel? That's .. that's just plain wrong! ... but it's.. pretty impressive" - Jake Logan, voiced by Bruce Campbell.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Endless Mike » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:26 pm UTC

"All your base are belong to us!"

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:44 pm UTC

"My roots lie not in any Earthly nation's soil. I am an elemental spirit summoned up from the Land of the Dead itself and given one purpose, one skill, one desire... TO DRIVE!! Or, to change oil or adjust timing belts if no driving jobs are open."

Not to exclude any other quotes from Grim Fandango of course, what with the whole thing being awesome.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Brooklynxman » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:33 pm UTC

All of Portal

and this.....

Hmmm. A Combine zombie. That's, that's like a...ah...a Zombine! Right? Heh... Zombine, get it? Heh heh. Okay.


I laughed myself half to death after that (maybe thats why its called half-life). Alyx has the same sense of humor as me (I like puns please dont kill me)

And a few others. I can't recall all of them right now. I'll work on it. (been seperated from my games for a while now).
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Vieto » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:29 pm UTC

"Reticulating Splines"
"<insert random simlish here>"
"Snaaaake Snaaaaake SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!"
"FALCON PUNCH!!!!!"
"I'm taking you down, plastic boy"
" West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here. "
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Jessica » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:47 pm UTC

I love when it reticulates splines!
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Phrozt » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:28 pm UTC

I enjoyed the beginning and ending stories for all the characters in Twisted Metal: Black.

I'd say that's one of the biggest reasons I liked the game.

As for a compilation of quotes from a game, the funniest thing I've heard is Left 4 Bed (would provide youtube link, but I can't access at work).

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Decker » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:39 pm UTC

Pretty much all of the Ratchet and Clank series.
I was angry with my friend. I told my wrath. My wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe. I told it not. My wrath did grow.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby pseudoidiot » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:50 pm UTC

"Are you as confused as I am, little buddy?"
"More so."
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:39 pm UTC

from house of the dead... 3 i think,
"chaos in the city increasing!"
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Endless Mike » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:15 pm UTC

"Suffer like G did!"

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:38 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:"Are you as confused as I am, little buddy?"
"More so."
"Percent sign ampersand dollar sign"
"And colon semi-colon too!"
"What are you doing?"
"Swearing in longhand"
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Amnesiasoft » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:10 pm UTC

"Shepard." - Wrex, Mass Effect.
"Wrex." - Shepard, Mass Effect.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby stalemate » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:34 pm UTC

Weak Pokemon.
Strong Pokemon.
That is only a selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites. I like your syle. You understand what's important. Good Luck Butch.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby LTK » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:56 pm UTC

Amnesiasoft wrote:"Shepard." - Wrex, Mass Effect.
"Wrex." - Shepard, Mass Effect.


YES.

Also, everything and anything from Portal and Zeno Clash.

Example: "When the testing is over, you will be baked, and then there will be cake."

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Upsilon » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:23 pm UTC

"Lo-lo-look at you, hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machiiiiiiiine?"

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Aikanaro » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:43 pm UTC

"Sir, there is a 70% chance the object you are standing on is a cake."

-one of Booster's snifits, Super Mario RPG.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:14 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
pseudoidiot wrote:"Are you as confused as I am, little buddy?"
"More so."
"Percent sign ampersand dollar sign"
"And colon semi-colon too!"
"What are you doing?"
"Swearing in longhand"
I'll just expand that further and say pretty much anything said in any Sam & Max game. I should really get around to playing the new ones.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby minno » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:00 pm UTC

Wow, this thread's doing pretty well. I didn't really expect my first thread to get over 20 posts in 2 days. :D
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby CogDissident » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:01 pm UTC

Sadly, one the first season of the new sam and max games are good, or so I hear. I only bought the first season anyway.

My favorite video game quote was from Realmz, in the bottom-left corner of the main screen. It was elvish-script that said "Realmz is always for apple". Later versions translated it to english. And even later versions turned it into a copywrite notice (as Realmz was infact for both mac and windows at that time).

Or, the entire argument that occurs in Warcraft 2 between the ogre mage's two heads when you click him repeatedly.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Gowerly » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:24 pm UTC

The entire intro to Z. Will post it when I get home.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Jack21222 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:17 pm UTC

Luca Blight from Suikoden 2:

LB: "Act like a pig!!!"

Woman: "Huh....?"

LB: "I said act like a pig!!!"

Woman: "Yes... yes..." *gets on all fours* "oink... oink... oink"

LB: "HAHAHAHAHA! Very good"

Woman: "So that means...?"

LB: "DIE PIG!" *kills her*
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby el_loco_avs » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:40 pm UTC

Full Throttle.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby philsov » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:35 pm UTC

Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements.

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Postby aion7 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:26 am UTC

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Ishindri » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:45 am UTC

"Oh yes, most certainly."
"A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat."
"My vision is augmented."
"A BOMB"
"What a shame."

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Wellan » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:57 am UTC

"Having a house on this bridge is strangely convenient. You can dump the owner - uh...I mean the garbage right into the water!"

This is from Mario and Luigi: The Superstar Saga. A great line because some random, unimportant citizen in some village sprouts it when you talk to him, and because it doesn't seem to make sense the second time you read it.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Pez Dispens3r » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:34 am UTC

"Yep, I been drinking again"
-random pedestrian in GTA III, made me laugh every time.

"stop POKING ME!"
-any orc, Warcraft: Orcs & Humans.

"Oi, Nancy! [in a Scottish accent]"
-IIRC, your mentor in a level of CoD 4, right before he takes some dude out with the butt of his rifle. Pure awesomeness.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby CombustibleLemons » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:30 pm UTC

War, war never changes.-fallout three
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby kha-khees » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:45 pm UTC

Amishdemon wrote:War, war never changes.-fallout three

You mean fallout, fallout 2 and 3. And probably tactics/BOS too, but tactics didn't work when i bought it and i dont even want to try BOS.

" " - Gordon Freeman, HL1/2

Any minsc quote.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby CombustibleLemons » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:45 pm UTC

kha-khees wrote:
Amishdemon wrote:War, war never changes.-fallout three

You mean fallout, fallout 2 and 3. And probably tactics/BOS too, but tactics didn't work when i bought it and i dont even want to try BOS.

" " - Gordon Freeman, HL1/2

Any minsc quote.

haven't played the other games
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Brooklynxman » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:54 pm UTC

Forgot Ratchet & Clank those were great games (and quotes)

Master Chief: Arrives via Orbital Drop pod smashing into the ground
Cortana: "Could we have made any more noise?"
Master chief shoulders rocket launcher
Cortana: "I guess so"
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

The thing about changing the world...once you do it the world's all different.

I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys.

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