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Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Lazar » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:45 am UTC

Each one fully equipped. My money is on Samus - she's more agile, she's got more health, and she's got a great array of weapons and abilities. Don't get me wrong, I still think Halo is a pretty cool guy... but it's because Samus has shattered him with her ice beam.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby BlackSails » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:49 am UTC

The master chief has air support in the form of orbital artillery. He can also survive being used as a projectile from said artillery.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Izawwlgood » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:13 am UTC

Samus has her own ship, none of this government required support crap. Her suit is adaptable, and an entire alien race of long dead wisemen are her guides. Also, she's wearing a bathing suit under her armor.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby aion7 » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:27 am UTC

Fully equipped for Samus means various beams of ultimate power, flight, instant air support, and practical invincibility. Also, Halo is lame.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby psion » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:43 am UTC

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/user ... 57998.html
Samus. Master Chief was rightfully distracted by her boob physics.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Box Boy » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:59 am UTC

Shouldn't this be in Religious Wars?
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Lazar » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:18 am UTC

I was unsure about that.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Phrozt » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:30 pm UTC

I loves me some Halo, but there's no way that MC could beat out Samus w/her full arsenal. She could easily obliterate MC in a bajillion different ways.

And she has boobs.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Babam » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:54 pm UTC

psion wrote:http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/57998.html
Samus. Master Chief was rightfully distracted by her boob physics.

Not the MC, it is one of the female spartans.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Kag » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:32 am UTC

If you want to consider the fiction, Samus. She is the most powerful soldier in the universe well over 1000 years beyond the time that Halo occurs, and is equipped and trained by a race of aliens who were at the absolute limit of technological advancement. This isn't even really a discussion.

If you want to consider game mechanics, still Samus. She doesn't die from headshots.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby BlackSails » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:32 pm UTC

Babam wrote:
psion wrote:http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/57998.html
Samus. Master Chief was rightfully distracted by her boob physics.

Not the MC, it is one of the female spartans.


No, the MC is male.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Box Boy » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:33 pm UTC

Kag wrote:If you want to consider game mechanics, still Samus. She doesn't die from headshots.

she also doesn't have TANK.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby BlackSails » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:57 pm UTC

Or power armor that lets her punch through a tank and kill the squishy thing in side. Or a fleet of ships that fire relativistic projectiles. Or an AI in her head.

The flood have the technology of the forerunners. So they are technologically on par with Samus's world. And still, the Chief kicks their asses.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Izawwlgood » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:08 pm UTC

Samus doesn't need a tank, she has her own spaceship.
And she does have power armor, and it not only lets her punch through such wimpy metal tanks, it lets her survive IN FUCKING LAVA. LAAAAAVA.
And she doesn't need an AI in her head, she's the cleverestest bounty hunter around. Her visor sports an omni-view, and when she does flips her body is covered in electricity.

Also, double jump-->Infinity Jump. Beat that MC.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Box Boy » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:15 pm UTC

MC has the banshee so he doesn't need to jump.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby defaultusername » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:20 pm UTC

Box Boy wrote:MC has the banshee so he doesn't need to jump.
Izawwlgood wrote:Samus doesn't need a tank banshee, she has her own spaceship.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Box Boy » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:29 pm UTC

defaultusername wrote:
Box Boy wrote:MC has the banshee so he doesn't need to jump.
Izawwlgood wrote:Samus doesn't need a tank banshee, she has her own spaceship.

Box Boy wrote:MC has the banshee freakin space cannons that can destroy a planet in one shot so he doesn't need to jump a spaceship.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Izawwlgood » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:36 pm UTC

Banshee's have little pew pew lasers and as far as I know, can't GO INTO SPACE. It's like comparing a motorcycle to a Blackhawk, a paintball gun to an M16.
Oh, also, Samus has an energy grappling gun. As in, she can swing from things, suspended FROM FUCKING ENERGY.
Lets review weapons though; MC has pistols, Assault Rifles, Sniper Rifles, some kind of Rocket Launcher, and an energy sword.
Samus has an Ice cannon, a phasor cannon, an oscillating wave cannon, a tri-cannon, and a rocket launcher. Oh, and yeah, those weren't cool enough for her, so she has a HYPER CANNON (taste the rainbow!).
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Kag » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:27 pm UTC

Box Boy wrote:
Box Boy wrote:MC has the banshee freakin space cannons that can destroy a planet in one shot so he doesn't need to jump a spaceship.


The biggest UNSC weapon (and thus the biggest gun Chief could use) is the MAC gun, such as the one mounted on the Cairo Orbital Defense Platform, which is firstly not capable of destroying a planet and secondly not suitable for dealing with threats on the ground. That is why it is pointed up. Further, UNSC craft are equipped to deal with Covenant ships. None of their weapons are even capable of hitting a craft like Samus' gunship, which is both very small (136 m3)and travels far faster than any projectile in the Halo universe (although not as fast as a craft in slipspace). Regarding AI: Samus' Gunship carries a Chozo "biotech computer" which affords it some measure of intelligence. It doesn't seem to have a personality like Cortana, but it's probably at least as capable as a combat aid. It's unclear whether Samus' Gunship has weapons capable of seriously damaging UNSC craft, but I think it's safe to completely discount space combat from the start.

Small side note: the biggest Covenant weapon, the Energy Projector, can and will be fired at the ground, but is still not at all viable for attacking Samus safely.

On foot, Samus has pretty much all the same stuff Chief has, but way better.

The flood have the technology of the forerunners. So they are technologically on par with Samus's world.

Nice try, but no. Even on the Forerunners' own scale, Chozo have cooler stuff.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Babam » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:51 pm UTC

BlackSails wrote:
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psion wrote:http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/57998.html
Samus. Master Chief was rightfully distracted by her boob physics.

Not the MC, it is one of the female spartans.


No, the MC is male.

Did you even watch that movie? Its a female at the end. It is not the MC in the end. It is one of the female spartans, probably Kelly.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Box Boy » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:59 am UTC

Kag wrote:
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Box Boy wrote:MC has the banshee freakin space cannons that can destroy a planet in one shot so he doesn't need to jump a spaceship.


The biggest UNSC weapon (and thus the biggest gun Chief could use) is the MAC gun, such as the one mounted on the Cairo Orbital Defense Platform, which is firstly not capable of destroying a planet and secondly not suitable for dealing with threats on the ground. That is why it is pointed up. Further, UNSC craft are equipped to deal with Covenant ships. None of their weapons are even capable of hitting a craft like Samus' gunship, which is both very small (136 m3)and travels far faster than any projectile in the Halo universe (although not as fast as a craft in slipspace). Regarding AI: Samus' Gunship carries a Chozo "biotech computer" which affords it some measure of intelligence. It doesn't seem to have a personality like Cortana, but it's probably at least as capable as a combat aid. It's unclear whether Samus' Gunship has weapons capable of seriously damaging UNSC craft, but I think it's safe to completely discount space combat from the start.

Are we talking about the same guns? I'm referring to the ones that shoot 3,000 tonnes of metal at 268 million miles per hour, otherwise known as nearly half the speed of light. And although that admittedly can't destroy a planet, but it still has the power of a civilization ending asteroid.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Babam » Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:51 am UTC

Banshees are also space capable, that is how the majority of the stranded covenant escaped Installation 04
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Chicostick » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:21 am UTC

Samus. If it was a 1v1 fight without all this nonsense like huge space ships and other junk, Samus would win hands down. All of her equipment is more advanced, stronger, she's more agile, and she doesn't have to stop to reload her weapons that fire high powered energy based projectiles that no weapon in Halo can come close to matching. The energy beam alone is better than any hand held Halo weapon. Sure, it's not as powerful as something like a Spartan Laser, but charged up it packs a big punch, and unlike Covenant weapons it never overheats. It can also basically fire as fast as you are physically able to fire it.

And really Samus has survived a lot of shit, and destroyed the entire Pirate homeworld on her own. She also defeated that whole Phazon menace in the latest three additions to the series, which ended the Chozo and other races and was all in all, pretty jacked up. She's also frequently fought and defeated a giant Mecha-dragon, on foot. Sure, MC may have blown up some large things, but they were all basically large vehicles controlled by people and not all that agile. Ridley is a big killing machine that lives only for killing Samus.

As for computing power, the Aurora units in the latest Metroid were pretty similar to the idea of Cortana. They're all artificial intelligence on a vast scale, and can connect with each other over vast distances and can also integrate with other systems, such as some systems the Chozo created.

MC may be a pretty tough dude, but he's just outmatched. In his battles he usually has support of some kind in most of the cases. He also usually gets his weaponry from picking it up where he finds it when his other stuff runs out. Samus doesn't need to do that, and she rarely has any support. Most of the time it's her, on some random planet, against a crap ton of space pirates, hostile local creatures, weirdo mutated radiation monsters, giant robots, and freaking METROIDS. If one metroid latched onto MC he'd be toast.

To me the question doesn't mean much as they'd probably never fight.

Also, if Samus is a bounty hunter, when the frig does she ever get paid? I mean really, she gets these missions from people, and what does she get usually? A lot of trouble and no cash.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby psion » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:56 am UTC

Babam wrote:
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Babam wrote:Not the MC, it is one of the female spartans.


No, the MC is male.

Did you even watch that movie? Its a female at the end. It is not the MC in the end. It is one of the female spartans, probably Kelly.

The reason it was a chick is because "hot lesbians are awesome." For all intents and purposes, it was the Master Chief.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Babam » Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:28 am UTC

psion wrote:
Babam wrote:
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Babam wrote:Not the MC, it is one of the female spartans.


No, the MC is male.

Did you even watch that movie? Its a female at the end. It is not the MC in the end. It is one of the female spartans, probably Kelly.

The reason it was a chick is because "hot lesbians are awesome." For all intents and purposes, it was the Master Chief.

Sorry, not the MC.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Kag » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:02 am UTC

Chicostick wrote:Ridley is a big killing machine that lives only for killing Samus.

Ridley uses his wings to fly through space. He's so badass even physics is afraid of him.

Samus doesn't need to do that

Well she sort of does. A lot of the upgrades in Metroid games are just found weaponry that the Power Suit can assimilate.
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Postby Upsilon » Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:28 am UTC

Samus has destroyed, like, three and a half planets so far. By herself. One of them didn't get completely obliterated the first time, so she came back and finished the job.

Don't fuck with Samus.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Gelsamel » Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:31 am UTC

Sure... MC has a Banshee, and a Tank, and a Warthog...

But the biggest thing is that Samus can infinite jump (banshee) all the time MC actually has to get into one and even then they're weak compared to him and he is weak compared to Samus. MC goes down in a few heavy hits, Samus has energy tanks etc.

She can switch to rockets and fire without any cooldown, can use bombs. Can use special secret bomb skill things. Has INFINITE AMMO while using her weapons that aren't rockets/superbombs and those weapons can do HAX SHIT like FREEZE YOU or GO THROUGH WALLS. She can also roll up into a little ball and ram people. And if you finally do damage her suit enough to make it useless she then has RIDICULOUSLY awesome acrobatic and martial art skill along with an energy gun whip she can use to control her opponents and gain the advancing in spacing. Her suit can also run so fast she can Juggernaut through shit.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Izawwlgood » Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:41 pm UTC

Upsilon wrote:Samus has destroyed, like, three and a half planets so far. By herself. One of them didn't get completely obliterated the first time, so she came back and finished the job.

Don't fuck with Samus.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby BlackSails » Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:46 pm UTC

Let us not forget that in super smash brothers, Samus is one of the worst characters, and loses fairly easily to a pink blob.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby InfamousAnarchist » Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:31 pm UTC

Lazar wrote: I still think Halo is a pretty cool guy

eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything

I think my money would be on Samus, if only because she doesn't need to run around the battlefield looking for conveniently placed weapons. She carries her whole friggin' arsenal in her arm. in. her. arm.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Box Boy » Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:24 pm UTC

Just wait until MC takes a gravity hammer to her armour, then who'll have the strongest armour!?!?

(him anyway, even if hers is intact, after all, can her shields regenerate?)
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Ivora » Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:01 pm UTC

YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NERRRRDS!!!!

And so am I. :cry:

SAMUS FTW!!!! :D I need to get the trilogy for the wii.... I SIMPLY MUST! :shock:

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Chicostick » Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:26 pm UTC

Ivora wrote:YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NERRRRDS!!!!

And so am I. :cry:

SAMUS FTW!!!! :D I need to get the trilogy for the wii.... I SIMPLY MUST! :shock:


Yeah I'm not sure if I want to get the latest trilogy since I already have all three games. But I think anyone can agree that all three games are kick ass.

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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Kag » Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:46 pm UTC

Box Boy wrote:Just wait until MC takes a gravity hammer to her armour, then who'll have the strongest armour!?!?

(him anyway, even if hers is intact, after all, can her shields regenerate?)


Do you actually want someone to go into all the things wrong with that argument?
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby psion » Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:55 pm UTC

BlackSails wrote:Let us not forget that in super smash brothers, Samus is one of the worst characters, and loses fairly easily to a pink blob.

Jigglypuff versus Bruce Schneier is a debate for another time.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Shadic » Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:32 am UTC

BlackSails wrote:Let us not forget that in super smash brothers, Samus is one of the worst characters, and loses fairly easily to a pink blob.

That's because Sakurai couldn't balance a game properly if it only had one character.

This should be Samus, easily. Far more firepower, stronger armor, more flexibility, more speed, and more experience in solo missions.

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Postby SecondTalon » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:35 pm UTC

Bungie or Nintendo making it?

Me, I say Commander Keen.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Aikanaro » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:05 am UTC

Box Boy wrote:Just wait until MC takes a gravity hammer to her armour, then who'll have the strongest armour!?!?

(him anyway, even if hers is intact, after all, can her shields regenerate?)

Yep. Power Bomb trick. Not to mention the simple fact she CAN make huge explosions go off point-blank without ill effects.

Master Chief: "Hey, what's this weird ball-thing rolling past me--OH GOD WHY ARE MY LEGS SUDDENLY COLUMNS OF PAIN?!?!"

Better question: Can his ammo regenerate? :P

EDIT: Not to mention if we were to presume this is the MP3:C Samus. Then Master Chief goes from "doomed" to "royally fucked." By popping into and out of hyper mode, she can laugh off anything. ANYTHING.
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Re: Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Postby Lazar » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:22 am UTC

I love her, but Samus does seem to violate the laws of physics in so many ways. :lol:
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