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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Zohar » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:34 am UTC

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Apteryx wrote:Has to be Von Helsing. It made my eyes bleed. Oh, wait, no, that was me, clawing at my eyes to protect my brain.

About half-way through Van Helsing, my friends and I realized that it wasn't a crappy action movie, but rather an over-the-top parody of a crappy action movie. It worked pretty well when viewed from this perspective, but the other people in the theater didn't seem to get it.

I think I enjoyed it specifically for this reason. I did not think for a second to leave the theater. Plus the music was surprisingly awesome.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby neoteric » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:22 am UTC

I hate to be that guy who posts two movies, but the worst movie I've seen is a close race between The Mist and The Happening. The former was bad because of terrible plot development, oversight of any sort of reason, and incredibly mean irony. The latter was a cool concept tarnished by the worst acting I have ever seen.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Grop » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:34 am UTC

folkhero wrote:About half-way through Van Helsing, my friends and I realized that it wasn't a crappy action movie, but rather an over-the-top parody of a crappy action movie. It worked pretty well when viewed from this perspective, but the other people in the theater didn't seem to get it.


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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby GhostWolfe » Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:29 pm UTC

neoteric wrote:I hate to be that guy who posts two movies, but the worst movie I've seen is a close race between The Mist and The Happening.
Don't worry, I know that at least one of those movies has already be nominated, if not both.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Thurid » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:52 am UTC

Inglorious Basterds is the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Jorpho » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:30 am UTC

Thurid wrote:Inglorious Basterds is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Come now, it couldn't be worse than Death Proof. Could it?

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby gereffi » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:58 am UTC

I once got a movie called "Good Dick" from Redbox. I wanted my money back. And not to mention being compensated for blatantly stealing two hours of my life.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby ameretrifle » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:01 am UTC

gereffi wrote:I once got a movie called "Good Dick" from Redbox.

Not to be a wiseass, but... why?

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby headprogrammingczar » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:30 pm UTC

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby luvnotwar » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:44 am UTC

Jorpho wrote:
Thurid wrote:Inglorious Basterds is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Come now, it couldn't be worse than Death Proof. Could it?

IMHO, nothing beats Jackie Brown for liters of pure liquid shit.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby feedme » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:16 pm UTC

These's aren't the worst movies I've seen, but they're horrible compared to the rest of their respective trilogies.

Spiderman 3 and Matrix Revolutions. (I'm sure the Matrix one has been mentioned before)

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Dustin » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:57 am UTC

I have seen very few movies, and thus very, very few bad movies.

So the worst I've ever seen is Bee Movie.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby feedme » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:13 pm UTC

Also, Borat was pretty bad.

It had some funny (in a ridiculous sort of way) moments, but inbetween those it was awful. In my opinion.

And I'm sure Bruno was awful too.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Dasboard » Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:52 pm UTC

feedme wrote:Also, Borat was pretty bad.

It had some funny (in a ridiculous sort of way) moments, but inbetween those it was awful. In my opinion.

And I'm sure Bruno was awful too.


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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby aldrich_lucas » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:04 am UTC

My pick? The Strangers directed by Bryan Bertino. I watched it some time last year, and it was HORRIBLE. NOTHING HAPPENED. I repeat, NOTHING HAPPENED. Well, actually, that's a complete lie. Something did happen.

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Some people came home. Some random people haunted them, did I don't know what FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR. Then they killed them. And that's it.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby XRaVeNX » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:19 am UTC

From last year, it has to be The Box. Waste of 2hrs of my life and $12.50

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby novax6 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:39 am UTC

XRaVeNX wrote:From last year, it has to be The Box. Waste of 2hrs of my life and $12.50


I read the Richard Matheson story that it was based on, and I have no idea how they made that into a movie. It was an entertaining story, but it was about 3 pages long and existed pretty much for the last paragraph.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Maple_fish » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:55 am UTC

I do sometimes enjoy tongue-in-cheek bad films (Troma, etc). Stand out example I recently saw was "Gingerdead Man II: The Passion of the Crust" (2008). Its different, I'll grant you...

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby emceng » Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:52 pm UTC

I didn't search the whole thread, but this one has to be mentioned: What the Bleep Do We Know?

It was supposed to be about quantum physics. It was supposed to be based on science. It was instead idiotic blah blah blahing, that was a cover as an advertisement for transcendental meditation.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby maybeagnostic » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:37 pm UTC

Last night "Nypmhoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell" came up on watch instantly in Netflix. Now, the movie was obviously going to be awful but a friend and I decided it might be entertainingly so. We were wrong. It is by far the worst movie I've ever seen.

A close second is "Cheerleader Ninjas" (yeah, me and my friends sometime watch horrible movies to entertain ourselves) which at least had some pretense of a plot (at least in the 20 minutes i saw of it).
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Sprocket » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:37 pm UTC

I still think it's Face Off.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Dave_Wise » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:42 pm UTC

The colossus at rhodes. The crappiness of the acting and extent of the pseudohistory have to bee seen to be believed. Yet, for some reason, it's screened relatively regularly at strange hours on the BBC.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Kaeyn » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:51 pm UTC

There are a lot of good films being mentioned on here... Are you sure they don't fall into the category of the Most Disappointing Film You've Ever Seen?

Otherwise we seem to be displaying how inexperienced we are when it comes to seeing films, considering how dreadful some others are.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Dave_Wise » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:12 am UTC

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Not only is the colossus at Rhodes the worst film I've ever seen, it also probably is one of the worst films ever made. Troy was hardly an insult to hellenic culture at all by comparison.
Also, Borat was pretty bad.

I've refrained from watching Borat, as my family has a large eastern european branch and I gather that the whole film is a pisstake of eastern europeans. If I watch it, I'll probably be tempted to make a film about posh english thickos who think they're a lot funnier than they actually are. And I can't afford to make a film.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby sje46 » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:44 am UTC

Dave_Wise wrote:Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Not only is the colossus at Rhodes the worst film I've ever seen, it also probably is one of the worst films ever made. Troy was hardly an insult to hellenic culture at all by comparison.
Also, Borat was pretty bad.

I've refrained from watching Borat, as my family has a large eastern european branch and I gather that the whole film is a pisstake of eastern europeans. If I watch it, I'll probably be tempted to make a film about posh english thickos who think they're a lot funnier than they actually are. And I can't afford to make a film.

Eh. Nothing wrong with satirizing an entire culture. Besides, I interpreted Borat as making fun of Americans, as well as their perception of the outside world, not Eastern Europeans. Also, Kazahkstan is in Asia. Very nice.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby davidmarlee » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:11 pm UTC

If you ever get the chance, try and find (or don't depending on how you look at these kinds of things) a copy of Feeders, a charming low-budget film about little rubber toy aliens causing complete and utter destruction of the planet earth, while two incredibly goofy guys on a road trip get caught in the middle of their plans for domination.

I think there is a sequel worth checking out as well; it's called Feeders II: Slay Bells, it's Christmas themed and takes place on earth after earth was completely demolished at the end of the first film.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Jorpho » Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:24 pm UTC

That's not the same as Critters, is it?

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby samureyed » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:32 pm UTC

I think some people here have not seen a lot of films....

Worst movies I've ever seen??? hmmm... Any of the Leprechaun or "Ernest" movies lol. Oh... and Troll 2 was horribly HORRIBLY bad acting.
Granted those are all cheesy movies for sure.. as of late (past year) I would say the worst movie I've seen was The Box as mentioned above
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby TheMaestro » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:12 pm UTC

No Country for Old Men

I don't see what everybody loves about this movie, there was almost no dialogue, a shaky plotline, no character background and no music. I don't even know how I lasted through it, for the last 5 minutes I found myself counting down to the end.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby You, sir, name? » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:57 pm UTC

A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell.

This trailer describes it better than I can. It's awesomely bad.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby jewelford82 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:55 pm UTC

I know I am going to burn in Hell for this...but I thought Iron Man 2 was awful!

I have never really had an interest in seeing Iron Man, but a friend won free tickets and offered to take me. Maybe if I would have seen Iron Man 1 first, I would have understood the 2nd one?

It was so boring to me that I actually got up during the movie and went to my car and chatted on the phone for a bit.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby You, sir, name? » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:18 am UTC

jewelford82 wrote:I know I am going to burn in h*ll for this...but I thought Iron Man 2 was awful!

I have never really had an interest in seeing Iron Man, but a friend won free tickets and offered to take me. Maybe if I would have seen Iron Man 1 first, I would have understood the 2nd one?

It was so boring to me that I actually got up during the movie and went to my car and chatted on the phone for a bit.


I thought Iron Man 1 was ridiculous. Never saw Iron Man 2.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Kaelri » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:07 pm UTC

I know there are those who would hunt me down for it, but I'm gonna say Team America: World Police. Satire doesn't work when it's as dumb, annoying and repulsive as the thing it's satirizing.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Danjo » Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:57 am UTC

Year One. It just was not funny.

Wired - the movie about John Belushi. It felt like an after-school special. Horrible. Absolute rubbish.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby mstr007 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:55 am UTC

HA HA HA Know what I mean.... any one of these.... each of them is a repetition of the same boring canned jokes from the previous episodes with a little jiggling of the script... I thought this guy was funny at first but it got old fast :oops: :mrgreen:

* Knowhutimean? Hey Vern, It's My Family Album (1983) (direct-to-video)
* The Ernest Film Festival (1986) (direct-to-video)
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* Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)
* Hey Vern, Win $10,000...Or Just Count On Having Fun! (1987) (direct-to-video)
* Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
* Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)
* Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
* Ernest Rides Again (1993)
* Your World As I See It (1994) (direct-to-video)
* Ernest Goes to School (1994) (direct-to-video)
* Slam Dunk Ernest (1995) (direct-to-video)
* Ernest Goes to Africa (1997) (direct-to-video)
* Ernest in the Army (1998) (direct-to-video)
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby AlexK456 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:31 pm UTC

I'm gonna have to go with the Evil Bong, the stupidest, dumbest and most boring B comedy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby mercuryseven » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:06 pm UTC

So since no one has mentioned Charlie's Angels, am I the only one who doesn't like this movie? I'm definitely sure I'm the only one in my group of friends IRL who dislikes this movie. Their argument: "Three hot chicks kicking ass, what can possibly go wrong?"

Well, what went wrong for me was the overuse of that "Boring Invincible Hero" trope. The three angels are just too perfect and wins every time, there was hardly any suspense for me towards the characters. So instead of being all excited in the action (like I usually am in other action movies), here I simply set back and waited for the Angels to "win the fight and get it over with, so that I can go home already...",

EDIT: Oh yea, in the above I meant the sequel (Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle). The first movie was reasonably okay for me...

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Jorpho » Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:09 pm UTC

I should hope so. The first movie is utter cheese, but it is flavorful, creamy, delightful brie.

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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby Nova » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:00 pm UTC

mercuryseven wrote:Well, what went wrong for me was the overuse of that "Boring Invincible Hero" trope. The three angels are just too perfect and wins every time, there was hardly any suspense for me towards the characters. So instead of being all excited in the action (like I usually am in other action movies), here I simply set back and waited for the Angels to "win the fight and get it over with, so that I can go home already...",

EDIT: Oh yea, in the above I meant the sequel (Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle). The first movie was reasonably okay for me...

I had the same reaction. I saw this at a drive-in theater as part of a double feature. The comparison I made at the time was that it was like watching someone play an RPG videogame through for the forty-third time, so they already knew the plot forwards and backwards, the location of every single important clue and item, how to defeat every monster set in their path, and so on. It completely lacked tension. So boring.
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Re: The worst film you've seen

Postby HermanBlount » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:44 pm UTC

Terror Firmer http://www.troma.com/movies/terrorfirmer/ is easily the worst film ever created. Though, Troma Entertainment made several films that are in the running for "worst ever".

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