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Movies which need to be, but which totally aren't

Postby Malice » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:36 am UTC

Any ideas? Adaptations of existing works? Ideas the movies haven't tried?

For example, Y: The Last Man cries out to be filmed; in contrast, the collective works of Edward Gorey wait with dignity and patience for a film treatment.

And in a completely different vein, it'd be nice to more silent horror films.

What do you think?

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Postby Kawa » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:40 am UTC

The Good Omens movie needs to actually happen.
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Postby Pseudomammal » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:33 am UTC

Snow Crash. With one and only one major change: Y.T. needs to be old enough that it's okay for me to have a crush on her.

To preserve Stephenson's hilarious commentary, it needs to be narrated. I'll accept either James Earl Jones or Christopher Walken. Just imagine either of them reading, "until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world," while a Woo-ping choreographed Raven slices the crap out of people.

Kawa wrote:The Good Omens movie needs to actually happen.


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Postby Dark Ragnarok » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:48 am UTC

A complete overly romantic movie in which right before the happy ending, before the final whatever....

they get run over by a truck.

"Don't drink and Drive"

Roll Credits.

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Postby Pobega » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:39 pm UTC

Dark Ragnarok wrote:A complete overly romantic movie in which right before the happy ending, before the final whatever....

they get run over by a truck.

"Don't drink and Drive"

Roll Credits.


When my dad read me bedtime stories as a kid he used to end them all like that...Well, either that, or an atom bomb going off.

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Postby Zohar » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:21 pm UTC

I always wanted to have a completely serious movie with a bizarre deus ex machina at the end. For example, an enormous flying dog solving the diplomatic crisis or whatever.
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Postby Phenriz » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:38 pm UTC

The Dark Tower

movie form, 7 part epic (at least 7 parts, the 4th may need to be broken down into 2 movies)
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:26 pm UTC

The Maxx, feature-length.

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Postby markfiend » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:47 pm UTC

Kawa wrote:The Good Omens movie needs to actually happen.
When Neil Gaiman was doing his book-signing tour for Neverwhere he told the following story:

It seems that Neil and Pterry went to see a film producer in Hollywood who was interested in filming Good Omens. Before they went into this guy's office, Pterry said, "hey, Neil, I think we should have a safety word. You know, a word so that if either of us say it, the other one can tell he's not happy, and we make our excuses and leave."

"Sure," said Neil, "but what word can we use? It needs to be something that wouldn't normally come up in conversation."

"I know," said Pterry, "what about 'Biggles'?"

So they go in to see this guy, and he starts with his spiel; "So, guys, love the book, but for Hollywood, I think we're going to have to make a few changes, OK? Our focus groups suggest that people aren't happy about demons, yeah? So maybe we can drop this character Crowley? And we need some love interest, so maybe Adam could hook up with this Pepper girl..."

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Postby Memo » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:48 pm UTC

I was going to say "His Dark Materials" but it already got an adaptation. Foundation would be cool.

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Postby Mother Superior » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:08 pm UTC

Firefly - The 600 hour long feature film.
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Postby SecondTalon » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:50 pm UTC

Hellblazer. Starring Sting.

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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:52 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Hellblazer. Starring Sting.

Yes, I'm aware of the Constantine movie. And we shall never speak of it again.

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Postby Belial » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:19 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Hellblazer. Starring Sting.


I was thinking Dennis Leary or Willam Defoe (if either can do a passable british accent). I also think it would be better suited as an HBO series.

Yes, I'm aware of the Constantine movie. And we shall never speak of it again.


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Postby Phenriz » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:22 pm UTC

Constantine was good.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:26 pm UTC

A new version of The Neverending Story which doesn't ignore half the book, retains the true essence of the story (that 1. dreams are an essential part of life, 2. dwelling too long on them is dangerous, 3. thus a balance between dreams and real must be preserved), and doesn't have Falkor look like a freakin beagle/lion hybrid... thingy.

Particularly I want to see Ygramul the Many, Perlin the Night Forest, the Desert of Colours, the misty sea, the ACTUAL three challenges before the Southern Oracle (the old movie completely changes one of them and cuts out the other)... I could go on. I'm not bitter. >>;
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Postby Bakemaster » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:59 pm UTC

Mother Superior wrote:Firefly - The 600 hour long feature film.

Mmm, yes, they could split it into 40-minute "chapters" and show a new one every week on network TV. For ever and ever and ever.
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Postby Wilibus » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:05 pm UTC

Bakemaster wrote:
Mother Superior wrote:Firefly - The 600 hour long feature film.

Mmm, yes, they could split it into 40-minute "chapters" and show a new one every week on network TV. For ever and ever and ever.

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Postby Malice » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:29 pm UTC

I want a Metroid movie in which nobody ever speaks.

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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:47 pm UTC

Malice wrote:I want a Metroid movie in which nobody ever speaks.


But we still get to see her in a black swimsuit.

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Postby william » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:46 pm UTC

A Half-Life movie. And if Half-Life 2 gets an adaptation, get the guy who was the Architect in the Matrix sequels(say what you will about the rest of the movie, the Architect rocked) to play Breen. And make sure the actor who plays Freeman, doesn't say a thing.

Foundation would be awesome as a TV series or a miniseries.
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Postby Mother Superior » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:10 pm UTC

william wrote:A Half-Life movie. And if Half-Life 2 gets an adaptation, get the guy who was the Architect in the Matrix sequels(say what you will about the rest of the movie, the Architect rocked) to play Breen. And make sure the actor who plays Freeman, doesn't say a thing.


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Postby Gunfingers » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:27 pm UTC

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/scifi.html

I would like to add my suggestion for a Final Fantasy VI movie. Oh yeah. Or Chrono Trigger.

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Postby william » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:53 pm UTC

Mother Superior wrote:
william wrote:A Half-Life movie. And if Half-Life 2 gets an adaptation, get the guy who was the Architect in the Matrix sequels(say what you will about the rest of the movie, the Architect rocked) to play Breen. And make sure the actor who plays Freeman, doesn't say a thing.


VALVe has refused to do a movie cause the only offers they get scare them off with scripts that go: "...and then Gordon falls in love!" or Vortigaunts returning home to their Vortigaunt wives and vorti-babies. But they're still looking into it.

True. We need a director who knows what Half-Life is about. I remember hearing that Quentin Tarantino was interested but I don't know much more on that end.
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Postby SpitValve » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:10 am UTC

Halo?

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Postby Dark Ragnarok » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:22 am UTC

It's been thought of and tried to work out some sort of script or something...

I wish a movie like Fantasia was made and suited for techno, and it was virtually one hell of an acid trip without the drugs. But that's just me.

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Postby Alomax » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:23 am UTC

Halo : still in concept, could still get axed. Who knows.
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agreed, Asimov's Foundation series would make an excellent movie(s). Though some of the books might need to be split. And judging from the results of other attempts to adapt Asimov to the screen, I'd rather Hollywood not come near them with a 20ft pole. Bicentennial Man and I Robot can both suck my left nut. Half-decent in their own right, but are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING like the books, poor Issac is probably spinning in his grave </rant>

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Footfall - Larry Niven (might need slight modernization)
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Starcraft (oh the possible storylines here just BEG to be told, preferably in full CGI)
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Postby parkaboy » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:55 am UTC

Phenriz wrote:Constantine was good.


you, sir, are goddamn fired. you dont EVEN get to clean out your desk. GO.
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Postby parkaboy » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:56 am UTC

i think The Butcher Boy by Patrick McCabe would make an excellent movie, but i dont think they would get it right.

The dialog is special. The FEELING behind it all is most important, and Hollywood would just turn it into another hack and slash movie =(
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Postby PS_Mouse » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:06 am UTC

Phenriz wrote:The Dark Tower

movie form, 7 part epic (at least 7 parts, the 4th may need to be broken down into 2 movies)


Only if Stephen King isn't one of the characters.

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Postby Belial » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:01 pm UTC

apocralypse wrote:i think The Butcher Boy by Patrick McCabe would make an excellent movie, but i dont think they would get it right.

The dialog is special. The FEELING behind it all is most important, and Hollywood would just turn it into another hack and slash movie =(


Erm..

http://imdb.com/title/tt0118804/

I think I saw this, at one point. It was completely incomprehensible because everyone was SO. DAMN. SCOTTISH.
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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:40 pm UTC

apocralypse wrote:
Phenriz wrote:Constantine was good.


you, sir, are goddamn fired. you dont EVEN get to clean out your desk. GO.


I.. sorta agree with him.

Goddamn it, I said I didn't want to talk about it, and here I am..

Anyway, taken in and of itself, completely divorced from any prior knowledge, the movie Constantine was.. okay. Nothing Oscar worthy, but not B movie drivel either.

It's the intellectual property that it was based on.. and the fact that they ignored basically all of it that makes the movie suck big hairy donkey balls.

Constantine the movie is something akin to making a Zelda movie in which the main character, Link, is essentially the same character as Legolas who does battle (mostly bow, only pulls a dagger out every now and again) against the infinite hordes of Ghrendel to protect the nation of Lorthan. Oh, and he hangs out with a 7 foot amazon with a 15 foot butterfly wingspan.

The more I think about it.. the more I wonder if there wasn't something similar to Starship Troopers going on. As in, dude was writing a screenplay, showed it to someone who then said "Hey, this reminds me a lot of X.. maybe we can tie it in.."
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Postby BlueNowhere » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:26 pm UTC

A few random comments:

I might have to go pick up Snow Crash now. Thanks. :)

I remember watching the never ending story. I liked the movie. I was too young to know or realize that if wasn't anything like the book at all. I'd certainly love to see it again. After all, the main character has most of my first name!
Sadly though no one ever mentions that. I always get "oh, like the crab!". No, no points for guessing the name or the movie.

Asimov novels done right would be awesome. I enjoyed the book more than the movie. Then again I liked the movie too.

I recently read Kill the Messenger by Dean Koontz. I think that would make for an excellent movie that would actually do well. I love the idea of showcasing the bike messenger society to the world. Ah I can just picture the movie now...
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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:17 pm UTC

Phenriz wrote:Constantine was good.


BLASPHEMY!! *throws holy water*
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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:24 pm UTC

PatrickRsGhost wrote:
Phenriz wrote:Constantine was good.


BLASPHEMY!! *throws holy water*


sorry guys but i try not to go back an read a comic book or novel after a movie has been made about it.

One way or the other i always end up being disappointed, so i stopped hoping for purism. The only way to do this is to cut off one thing or the other.

Hence why i won't read any of the Harry Potter books for probably years after they make the last movie.


I didn't know jack dick about Hellblazer before i saw constantine and won't go and read the comic books, i like the "material" in the movie, so i thought it was a good movie.
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Postby Belial » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:45 pm UTC

sorry guys but i try not to go back an read a comic book or novel after a movie has been made using its name inappropriately.


Fix'd.

To be a movie based on Hellblazer, it would have had to actually resemble hellblazer in some way.
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Postby Phenriz » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:44 pm UTC

Then why was Constantine so bad?
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Postby Belial » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:45 pm UTC

Because it was basically claiming to be a Hellblazer movie, and then wasn't?

To quote talon:
Constantine the movie is something akin to making a Zelda movie in which the main character, Link, is essentially the same character as Legolas who does battle (mostly bow, only pulls a dagger out every now and again) against the infinite hordes of Ghrendel to protect the nation of Lorthan. Oh, and he hangs out with a 7 foot amazon with a 15 foot butterfly wingspan.
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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:45 pm UTC

I.. yeah. The only similarities were that there was a guy named John Constantine who had a semi-working knowledge of Heaven and Hell, and that he once gave Lucifer the finger.

Note I said nothing about the characteristics of Constantine. Just a name. See link analogy above.

I'd also like to see Girls as a movie, but... well, creative editing would have to be done to get anything less than an NC-17, since there's essentially naked women running around the entire thing.

(Link to the first issue. Given that there's drawn nudity and it's a link to a comics site, I'd just call it all around NSFW)

.. and since Belial quoted me, I'll refrain from quoting me.

It was bad because it wasn't Constantine. He didn't fuck his friends over. He wasn't a smarmy bastard that you wanted to beat the shit out half the time, and simply loathed him but secretly cheered him on the other half. Constantine is an arrogant jackass who's not above sending little girls straight to hell if it furthers his own agenda.... and then realizes what an absolute fucking bastard he's being, tries his damnedest to make everything right.. and fucks up even worse than before, finally making everything "better" while screwing up again. He's the kind of guy who you never want to help out, as it'll only bite you in the ass.. and you do anyway because he's so goddamn charming and he promises that after this one time, you'll never see him again and nothing bad will happen. Promise.
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Postby SecondTalon » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:12 pm UTC

and now that I've totally killed this thread..

I wonder if Eternal Darkness would make a good movie... or if it'd end up being worse than Alone in the Dark.

Man that movie sucked.
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