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Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby krynd » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:53 am UTC

If you had to face a zombie or raptor infestation, what music would you listen to while you blasted them?
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby SkaBassist » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:58 am UTC

It pains me to admit this, but me and my friends have put great thought into this. Our list included killing whales, though.

-No One Knows by Queens of the Stone Age
-Caveman Rejoice by The Bags
-One Big Mob by Red Hot Chili Peppers
-We Are One by Buckethead
-Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria
-Turn It Out by Death From Above 1979
-Mmmmm Acting, I Love Me Some Good Acting by Don Caballero (My favorite)
-House of Boo by Horse the Band
-Nocturne by The Human Abstract (My second favorite)
-Most mastodon, but I Am Ahab and Blood and Thunder in particular
-Blackwater Park by Opeth
-Pretty much any Rage Against the Machine song
-For zombies, pretty much anything by Black Dahlia Murder

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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Aleril » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:02 am UTC

Zombies?

I'm So Sick - Flyleaf is the song I can come up with.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Gaz » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:07 am UTC

Mudhoney - Touch Me I'm Sick. :)
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Toeofdoom » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:04 am UTC

Erm... I probably wouldnt listen to anything, because I value the survival value of my hearing over music. Can't let myself be distracted.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby l33t_sas » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:28 am UTC

Amon Amarth. I'd close my eyes and pretend they were all Christians trying to convert me and let my viking rage loose.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby no-genius » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:57 pm UTC

Youth Against Facism by ... Sonic Youth is a song I like, even though I'm not sure why.

And I second 'no-one knows', because I used to listen that whole album when playing mariokart on my GBA. (and sometimes Doom. it works)
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby pieaholicx » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:23 pm UTC

"Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja" by Lostprophets, and "Just Like That" by Broken October would top my list.

And for the cliche, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Nexus_1101 » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:37 pm UTC

pieaholicx wrote:
And for the cliche, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.


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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Aleril » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:48 pm UTC

pieaholicx wrote:And for the cliche, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.


I probably couldn't. The cliche would be too much for me.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Goatboy » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:51 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:
pieaholicx wrote:And for the cliche, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.


I probably couldn't. The cliche would be too much for me.


Screw the cliche, the song would be too much lose for me. I get distracted by my loathing and then eaten. No good.

Song for Slaughter, though, I'd go with: "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie, "This is Halloween" by Marylin Manson, "Bulletproof Cupid" by Placebo, maybe some Arcade Fire to keep my energy up. Maybe Perry Como, because what's trippier than firing a shotgun into oncoming ravening hordes to the tune of "Papa Loves Mambo"?
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Philomid » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:09 am UTC

pieaholicx wrote:
And for the cliche, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.


Cliche or not, it's still fun to kill zombies too. My list would also include "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva (also cliche).

Here is a better list, in list-form:
(In no particular order)

1) "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins
2) "Bodies" by Drowning Pool
3) "Last Breath" by Mad Caddies
4) "Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner ("Don't you just the love the smell of napalm in the mornin'")
5) "Burn" by Apocalyptica
6) "1,000,000 B.C." by The Misfits
7) "Dawn of the Dead" by The Murderdolls
8) "Smells like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
9) "Ogre Battle"/"Dragon Attack" by Queen
10) "Killing in the Name" by RATM
11) "Feuer Frei" by Rammstein
12) "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins
13) "Peacemaker" by Sonata Artica
14) Anything by Dragonforce
15) Anything by Metallica
16) "Renegade" by Styx
17) "Nothing to Say" by Angra
18) "B.Y.O.B." by System of a Down
19) "Jambi"/"Schism"/"Stinkfist" by Tool
20) "Joker and a Thief"/"Woman" by Wolfmother
21) "TNT"/"Walk All Over You"/"Highway to Hell"/"Back in Black" by AC/DC
22) "Rag Doll" by Aerosmith
23) "Atlas" by Battles
24) "Misirlou" (Whichever version was used in "Pulp Fiction")
25) Anything by Black Sabbath
26) "Call Me" by Blondie
27) "Harvest Moon" by B.O.C.
28) "Comfort Eagle" by Cake
29) "Debris" by ...And Oceans
30) "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed/Richard Cheese (either/or)
31) "When the Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash
32) "Born In The Grave" by Opera IX
33) "In the End" by Linkin Park (we all have our guilty pleasures ^_^)
34) Anything by Necromantia
35) "The Bridge at Khazaad-Dum" From the LotR soundtrack.

Well. That's probably enough music. I didn't mention nearly enough symphonic metal.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby SkaBassist » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:40 am UTC

Philomid wrote:
pieaholicx wrote:28) "Comfort Eagle" by Cake


...Excuse me?
I doubt anything of Cake's falls into this category.

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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Philomid » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:48 am UTC

SkaBassist wrote:
Philomid wrote:
pieaholicx wrote:28) "Comfort Eagle" by Cake


...Excuse me?
I doubt anything of Cake's falls into this category.


I enjoy listening to the song, and although I choose a large chunk of hard-rock or metal, I can see myself doing some zombie killing (or running away from said zombies) to this song.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby krynd » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:08 am UTC

I forgot to mention my own (in no particular order):

Killswitch Engage:
"This is Absolution"
"The End of Heartache" (Resident Evil Version)
"Irreversal"
"Unbroken"
"Numbered Days"

"Just Barely Breathing" (Mainly for the surreal factor. For those that don't know: "Are we alive, or just breathing? Don't close your eyes, seek the evidence" is the chorus. The song does stand on its own, though.).

All that Remains (I only have their latest album. My apologies if I miss something on their earlier albums):
"Become the Catalyst"

Anything by Lamb of God
Pretty much anything by August Burns Red


I could go on...

I've hunted (for food purposes) in real life. Trust me, after just one shot with a decent shotgun, your hearing is gone for the next minute or so. Continuous firing would quickly deafen you. That tends to be something the movies leave out...

I'd rather listen to some nice metal (or anything, really) than a series of gunshots (at least for as long as I could). Remember, I said while blasting them (running is a different matter, because you must be able to evade them effectively. Of course, you're welcome to listen to music while doing that. In fact, I would encourage you to do that, if you'd be willing to lead the group by about 25 paces).
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Balkash » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:40 am UTC

Toeofdoom wrote:Erm... I probably wouldnt listen to anything, because I value the survival value of my hearing over music. Can't let myself be distracted.


And I'm telling you that if you get into a good little spot on the top floor of a house or a k-mart with a lot of ammo and a gun, there will be nothing to do but kill zombies and listen to music. Plus, the music will drown out the constant moaning. Anyways...
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No More Dead- Anti-Flag
Riot Squad- Bad Brains
Revenge- Black Flag
The One Armed Boxer VS the Flying Gillotuine- From First to Last
The Fight Song- Marilyn Manson
Lunchbox- Marilyn Manson
Reise, Reise- Rammstein
Shortwave Radio- Shotmaker
Controller.Controller- Shotmaker
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Postby ChocloManx » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:40 am UTC

Don't stop me now by Queen.
Shaun of the Dead ftw.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Matthias » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:55 am UTC

Clearly, the only song for fighting zombies and/or raptors is...

*Drumroll please*

The Underdog theme song. I currently have on my hard-drive:

1) The original version
2) An a capella version by The Blanks.
3) The Kyle Massey rap cover

And am searching for
4) The Plain White T's rock cover.

The Butthole Surfers version is all right, but it's a pale shadow of the Plain White T's version.

Speed of Lightning,
Roar of Thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder,
Underdooooog! Underdog!


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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Nanan » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:33 pm UTC

Great song to kill to...
Demanufacture - Fear Factory

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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Toeofdoom » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:09 pm UTC

Balkash wrote:
Toeofdoom wrote:Erm... I probably wouldnt listen to anything, because I value the survival value of my hearing over music. Can't let myself be distracted.


And I'm telling you that if you get into a good little spot on the top floor of a house or a k-mart with a lot of ammo and a gun, there will be nothing to do but kill zombies and listen to music. Plus, the music will drown out the constant moaning.


Okay, for zombies, sure, but I'm always biased towards thinking about a raptor invasion. In that case music would be a pretty bad idea.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby pieaholicx » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:56 pm UTC

Oh yes, I also forgot "Courage" by Alien Ant Farm. I could also imagine listening to "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down for a scene where I'm on a roof shooting at those lower down.
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Postby Goatboy » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:30 pm UTC

krynd wrote:I've hunted (for food purposes) in real life. Trust me, after just one shot with a decent shotgun, your hearing is gone for the next minute or so. Continuous firing would quickly deafen you. That tends to be something the movies leave out...


Some friends of mine were having a fairly in-depth discussion of how best to deal with attacking zombies, and it was concluded that, while shotguns do have good stopping power, and you'd definitely want a shotgunner in the party: a) he's the first to die after the black guy and b) a .22 is probably the best for killing zombies (on account of the bullet wouldn't have enough force to exit the back of the skull, thus scrambling brains and "killing" the zombie). So then music abounds!

I'd also like to throw these songs into the pot:
"X.Y.U." and/or "Tales of a Scorched Earth" by the Smashing Pumpkins
"The Future" by Prince
"Nobody's Real" and/or "Son of X-51" or really anything by Powerman 5000
"Earth Angel" by Death Cab for Cutie
"Manic Depression" by the Jimi Hendrix Experience
"Do The Evolution" by Pearl Jam
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Clumpy » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:59 pm UTC

I wouldn't want music. They would take advantage of my lack of hearing and attack me from behind. Still, if forced to make the decision:

For Zombies:

1)Rammstein - Feuer Frei, Zwitter, Adios
2)Ministry - End of Days (Pt. 2)
3)System of a Down - Dreaming, Bounce, Suggestions, CUBErt
4)Arcade Fire - Neighborhood #2 (Laika)
5)Public Image Limited - Swan Lake (Death Disco)
6)Mr. Bungle - None of Them Knew They Were Robots
7)Mastodon - The Wolf is Loose
8 )Serj Tankian - Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
9)Queens of the Stone Age - First it Giveth
10)Muse - Map of the Problematique, Stockholm Syndrome,

For Raptors:

Anything by Secret Chiefs 3 or Radiohead

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I'm not sure why I prefer metal for zombies and more deliberate music for raptors, but, given the time to prepare a "zombie attack" mixtape this is what I would prepare.

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Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:15 pm UTC

Inertiatic ESP - The Mars Volta

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Postby Goatboy » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:17 pm UTC

Sold! Clumpy, can I be in your camp when the uprising starts?
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Postby Jesse » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:00 am UTC

The Halo 2 soundtrack.

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Postby Savoy_Truffle » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:08 am UTC

No. Question. "Sous le dôme épais" - Delibes

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Postby CorporalClegg » Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:02 am UTC

Damn, queens of the stone age and rage were already mentioned.

Come to Daddy - Aphex Twin
Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim
Just about anything by Clutch
Un Sandpiper - Kyuss
Hypermusic - Muse

etc, etc. I wish everything in life had a soundtrack.

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Postby Benitosimies » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:36 am UTC

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This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of
room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,
seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't
have to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be
a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So
we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed
on toward the city dump.

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the
dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a dump
closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off
into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the
side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the
cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we
decided to throw our's down.

That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving
dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the
next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid,
we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of
garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope
under that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we
finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down
and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the
police officer's station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the
shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the
police officer's station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at
the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for
being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and
we didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us out
and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again,
which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station
there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was
both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I
can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid.
Get in the back of the patrol car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the
quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop
signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the
Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars,
being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to
get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of
cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station.
They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
they took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each
one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach,
the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to
mention the aerial photography.

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put
us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your
wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my
wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings."
I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"
Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the
toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took
out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the
toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie
was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice
(remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back
to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat,
and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten
colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back
of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up,
and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he
sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the
twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.
And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles
and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,
'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American
blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the
judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And
we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
what I came to tell you about.

Came to talk about the draft.

They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one
day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so
I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to
look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York,
and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all
kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it.

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections,
detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to me
at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four
hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty
ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was
inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no
part untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the
last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there,
and I walked up and said, "What do you want?" He said, "Kid, we only got
one question. Have you ever been arrested?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre,
with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all
the phenome... - and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you ever
go to court?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten
colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on
the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want
you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
up and said.

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there,
and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it
down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
following words:

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,
kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and
said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
off to Washington."

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is, the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and
all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar.

With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and
sing it when it does. Here it comes.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud.
I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it
for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part
harmony and feeling.

We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.

All right now.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice's Restaurant
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby no-genius » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:59 am UTC

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And for the cliche, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.


damn i was going to say that!

I was hoping no-one was going to say that.

I think anything from 'Pink Flag' by Wire would be good.

Edit: Or Pink Flag itself: "How many dead or alive? How many? How many?"
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby segmentation fault » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:24 pm UTC

anything by Discordance Axis
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby goose stab » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:07 pm UTC

At Last by Etta James. It would be beautiful.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby ErrantKnave » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:52 pm UTC

Metal? How cliché. I'd have to chainsaw the undead to Berlioz' Symphony Fantastique.

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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby darwinwins » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:45 am UTC

iggy & the stooges - search and destory

on repeat.

with sunglasses on.

smoking djarum black cigarettes.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby aion7 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:46 am UTC

Where's the Thriller? Best music for when there are zombies.

You Got the Touch works for anything, and perhaps some Apocolyptica would work.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby darwinwins » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:52 am UTC

aion7 wrote:Where's the Thriller? Best music for when there are zombies.

You Got the Touch works for anything, and perhaps some Apocolyptica would work.

the music is simply too slow and without the adrenaline pumping beats or words to sustain a campaign against foes of the jurassic and/or undead.

you can't go wrong with iggy pop, i tells ya.

/Im a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Im a runaway son of the nuclear a-bomb
I am a worlds forgotten boy
The one who searches and destroys

Honey gotta help me please
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby detonate for me

Look out honey, cause Im using technology
Aint got time to make no apology
Soul radiation in the dead of night
Love in the middle of a fire fight

Honey gotta strike me blind
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby penerate my mind

And Im the worlds forgotten boy
The one whos searchin, searchin to destroy
And honey Im the worlds forgotten boyt
The one whos searchin, searchin to destroy

Forgotten boy, forgotten boy
Forgotten boy said hey forgotten boy/
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby aion7 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:57 am UTC

Thriller has been known to force zombies into harmless dancing. As shown in a F@nboys strip that I was going to link to but couldn't find the correct one, because the archives are messed/jacked/retarded/screwed up.
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Govalant » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:59 am UTC

The Von Bondies - Come On Come On
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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Scylla Jewbacca » Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:31 am UTC

ANYTHING by Iron Maiden

and the CD "Bring on the Dead" by F*ck...I'm Dead

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Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

Postby Zak » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:56 am UTC

I would have to say "Triumph or Agony" by Rhapsody of Fire.
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