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Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:49 am UTC
by modularblues
manictheatrefan wrote:
Meteorswarm wrote:I hope you don't mind a foreign language pun.

怎麼叫一個無形的刀子?
Spoiler:
看不劍


I think this would be better phrased as

一個無形的刀子叫怎麼?

It just sounds more natural to me.


造詣很高, 非常道! Very Taoist indeed. And I agree with manictheatrefan re: sounding natural.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:25 pm UTC
by tarascon
Q: Why do mice have such small balls?
A: Because not many of them know how to dance.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:25 am UTC
by Felstaff

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 10:08 pm UTC
by Eebster the Great
-KF- wrote:
Spoiler:
...he didn't have enough Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Why were people complaining about the pronunciation of "Gogh" when clearly "Degas" is the real problem.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:24 am UTC
by gd1
The proper term for large chunks of French cheese scattered all over the road?
Debris.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:49 am UTC
by Eugo
pirates are guys with one eye, one leg, or both.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:29 am UTC
by gd1
What do fortune tellers call using someone else's hand to tell a person's fortune?

Second-hand sources.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:42 pm UTC
by PAstrychef
How do mermaids keep in touch? Using their shell phones.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:55 am UTC
by gd1
Just in time for the holiday season:

If a driveway has snow on it and hasn't been cleared off at all it has a ... dishoveled appearance.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:43 am UTC
by SirAdrian
I heard this on public radio: Prarie Home Companion.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Spoiler:
Hot, cross bunnies.



Wise man say: dog that run after car become exhausted.
However, dog that run in front of car become tired.

I just had to come up with more. Here they are. Merely two.

Wise man say more: dog that run with Marines become fatigued.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:47 am UTC
by SirAdrian
I heard this on public radio: Prarie Home Companion.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Spoiler:
Hot, cross bunnies.


I loved this one when I heard it.

Wise man say: dog that run after car become exhausted.
However, dog that run in front of car become tired.

I just had to come up with more. Here they are. Merely two.

Wise man say more: dog that run with Marines become fatigued.
But dog that run into Cruella's clothing shop get worn out.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:32 pm UTC
by Eebster the Great
How can "A Prairie Home Companion" possibly still be running? It's the most boring radio show on Earth.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:47 pm UTC
by Felstaff
Eebster the Great wrote:How can "A Prairie Home Companion" possibly still be running?

on a wing and a prairie.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:44 am UTC
by gd1
Sodaspeak (so to speak)
"When you drink soda and then talk while burping."

Voorhees a jolly good fellow.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:23 pm UTC
by SuicideJunkie
German electrician motto:
Many Hanz make light work.

Re: Punnilingus

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:03 pm UTC
by gd1
Non-negaucheable

Hillary Duffle bag

Hey, wadjet mister

The Zerg earned the ire of Aiur.