Stuff that makes it like a laptop:
- x86 or amd64 (not ARM)
- Runs a desktop OS (Windows/Linux), not Android
- Possible to install arbitrary distributions of Linux on it without doing anything ridiculous to it
- Has a keyboard that includes keys like the menu key (I don't care if it's sold separately, as long as it exists)
- Has a touchscreen
- Can use the device as a tablet without having to take the keyboard off, so it should fold all the way back around or something I guess, and I should be able to hold the device naturally as a tablet without accidentally triggering keys on the keyboard