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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby i.t.homp » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:56 am UTC

Amarantha wrote:Oh me yarm spiders! Lime ones are best :)

Also, chestnuts:
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I've always wanted to make candied chestnuts, like the ones always talked about in the Redwall series. Any idea how?
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Amarantha » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:05 am UTC

Not having a sweet tooth, that sounds like heresy to me :wink: But I suspect it's like candying anything - poach in sugar syrup. Google "marrons glaces recipes" or something along those lines.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby PictureSarah » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:41 pm UTC

Trying to get some inspiration for describing to the baker what we'd like for our wedding cake. Wedding cakes!
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Moo » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:43 pm UTC

*gapes*

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*gapes*

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*closes mouth*




Those are gorgeous! I really love the contrast of the first one, and the elegant quirkiness of the second one. All are beautiful though.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Chfan » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:54 pm UTC

Those cakes can only be described as "fucking awesome."
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Zohar » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:45 pm UTC

Some pictures from my birthday/house warming last Saturday:
The table I set. To the left is homemade broiled pepper salad and homemade dried tomato paste.
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The glorious cheesecake. The consistency turned out a bit iffy this time, but it's still delicious.
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And last but certainly not least, a slice of the cake with the berries sauce I made.
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It usually looks a bit better... I was pretty disappointed with how unstable it was.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Moo » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:49 pm UTC

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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby podbaydoor » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:00 pm UTC

^What she said.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Chfan » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:53 pm UTC

Poor Calvin. His head couldn't stand the sight of such food.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Cue » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:41 pm UTC

You guys disappoint me, I was expecting Bread Sticks with Dairylea on the end being inserted into a Toad in the Hole... :(
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby podbaydoor » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:02 pm UTC

Sorry, this thread was not made for posting pictures of having sexual relationships with your food.

However, I might consider today's foodporndaily pic as an excellent prelude to sexytimes (with a human partner, I mean).
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Also, victory! foodporndaily has started offering recipes!
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby PatrickRsGhost » Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:23 pm UTC

Moo wrote:Image

podbaydoor wrote:^What she said.


Agreed. That cheesecake looks yummy, albeit it looking a bit underdone. The berry sauce just makes it look even better.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:16 pm UTC

Picture taken by one of my professors on her China trip:
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Aleril » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:37 am UTC

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I present, the perfect PB&J.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Moo » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:49 am UTC

I'm sorry, but as good as that looks, if the honey/jelly (or golden syrup) isn't mixed with the PB prior to application, it will never be perfect.

Still makes me fancy one now, though.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Moo » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:29 am UTC

Ages ago, I made wild black cherry and cashew muffins. I've finally been able to get the pics back off my camera, so here you go.

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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Zohar » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:33 am UTC

Soooo juicyyyy....
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby SDIX » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:20 pm UTC

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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Aleril » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:09 am UTC

I just want to take out the cherries, replace em with chocolate and cover it in whipped cream.

So much better.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Zohar » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:43 pm UTC

Aleril, both will be good, and not always chocolate does good. For example, I saw a recipe for a tarte tatin with chocolate and pears and my question is - why? Apples and caramel are so simple and satisfactory!
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Aleril » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:17 am UTC

Zohar wrote:Aleril, both will be good, and not always chocolate does good. For example, I saw a recipe for a tarte tatin with chocolate and pears and my question is - why? Apples and caramel are so simple and satisfactory!


Chocolate and Pears? That is quite weird. For some reason the only fruits that I actually like are bananas, strawberries and apples, and I cant stand raisins in my pies.

To make this post not a complete waste I bring pie.


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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby thejohnli » Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:00 pm UTC

Oh god, I love that site, I stumbled upon it, and I kinda just stared and drooled.
There's also thisiswhyyourefat.com, but some of the food there is kinda disgusting.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby ams » Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:06 pm UTC

I don't have pictures, so you'll have to visualize with me.

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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Nebuduck » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:03 pm UTC

Here's a proper cheese cake:
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The place I used to work makes them for weddings and suchlike. Pure awesome.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby PictureSarah » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:50 pm UTC

Today, we contemplate the awesomeness of fruit tarts and cakes.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Moo » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:54 pm UTC

PictureSarah wrote:ttss_PearandAlmondTart_01_v.jpg
Oh wow, I could just die.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Zohar » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:32 pm UTC

Moo wrote:
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Oh wow, I could just die.

I actually make a cake very very similar to that one. Seems exactly the same, except not as pretty.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Moo » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:43 pm UTC

I have a recipe with apples that is basically the same thing, only with a syrup, and is to die for; I just hadn't had it in a long time. Pears would work great too in it. Om nom nom.

(and if you're wondering why I'm on the fora at a quarter to nine in the evening, work's not going well >.< )
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby icenine » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:57 am UTC

PictureSarah wrote:fruit tarts and cakes
Droooools... (same goes for Nebuduck's.)

Zohar: I'm sure they're awesome anyway! :wink:
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby PatrickRsGhost » Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:16 pm UTC

Went to Cracker Barrel for lunch today, and had this for dessert:

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It's not just any chocolate cake. It's a Coca-Cola Double-Chocolate Cake. It's richer than most chocolate cakes you've probably had, and at 700 calories and quite possibly that many grams of sugar (or more), it's a diabetic's nightmare-come-true. I felt like I was going to pass out after eating that thing. I probably ate one or two bites of the ice cream.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby thejohnli » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:47 pm UTC

Haha, Food Pr0n is amazing. :3
thisiswhyyourefat.com is actually REALLY scary and somewhat disgusting...I didn't know you could put bacon on so much stuff. O_O
Some of it looks really good though.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby smw543 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:10 am UTC

icenine wrote:Why do I always check this thread before a meal when I know the meal will then be disappointing?
Earlier today I watched the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations... while eating some macaroni and cheese. Depressing.

Anyways, I was lucky enough to be in Japan while unagi (freshwater eel) was in season. Delicious:Image
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Amarantha » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:51 pm UTC

Bourdain mention + unagi-don = possibly the best post in this thread yet :)

On topic, and just because I've been craving it, char kway teow:
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*mental note - buy noodles, gai laan, spring onion, pork loin, bean sprouts... *
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby mieulium » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:20 am UTC

Amarantha wrote:On topic, and just because I've been craving it, char kway teow:
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*mental note - buy noodles, gai laan, spring onion, pork loin, bean sprouts... *


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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby icenine » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:28 pm UTC

Amarantha and mieulium reminded me of Asian/Singaporean food!

Prawn noodles (source)
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Popiah (source: "like an Asian burrito")
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Hainanese chicken rice (source)
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Satay, grilled chicken (source)
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Roti prata (source)
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Wanton (dumpling) noodles (source)
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I'm not sure whether people who haven't seen these before will actually find them appetising... I probably wouldn't if I didn't live here.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby mieulium » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:31 am UTC

Shit Shit Shit Shit D:
You're making me drool!
Hainanese chicken rice I can do without, I know how to make it, but Roti Prata! Urgh, the frozen ones they sell are so horrible!
Curses for the singapore food occurrence.

But then,
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby icenine » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:16 am UTC

:D

Kaya toast (source)
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Teh tarik - "pulled tea" (source)
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Am I the only one here who can't stand beansprouts in noodles?
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby Amarantha » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:08 pm UTC

Hehe sorry :P

I was never a huge fan of beansprouts, but I acquired the taste. I don't always use them, but sometimes I do.

You can make Char Kway Teow at home, although it helps if you have a good hot gas burner for wok-cooking. Mine is nowhere near commercial standards but is a little better than domestic average, and I like my CKT better than 50% of the restaurant ones I've had.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby PatrickRsGhost » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:31 pm UTC

Amarantha wrote:You can make Char Kway Teow at home, although it helps if you have a good hot gas burner for wok-cooking. Mine is nowhere near commercial standards but is a little better than domestic average, and I like my CKT better than 50% of the restaurant ones I've had.


If you're like me, it's probably because you're tasting the excessive salt that restaurants put in their food. My mom has learned how to do a few more Chinese dishes than what we've had in the past (stir-fry beef, Szechwan chicken), like sesame chicken and twice-cooked pork. Her sesame chicken is a lot better than any in most of the restaurants I've had near home or work, and she doesn't use as much salt as they do in the restaurants. That's what I like about homemade Chinese/Japanese/Korean/any other ethnic cuisine. You can decide how much or little salt goes in, and how spicy you want it. I'm a bit sensitive to spice, so my mom has to adjust the spices in the recipe so that it still has a flavor, but I don't burn a hole in my tongue or get sick due to the excessive spice.
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Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Postby tin » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:00 pm UTC

icenine wrote:I'm not sure whether people who haven't seen these before will actually find them appetising... I probably wouldn't if I didn't live here.


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