ArchangelShrike wrote:And so the smooth pb-ians faced off against the chunky/crunchy pb-ians, who both persecuted the organic pb-ians for their travesty. But the post counts rose above, and the winner was clear: the crunchy pb-ians.
Bonus points for the book.
The book has got to be Gulliver's Travels, no?
But your post, anyhow, brings up a great idea for polls: polls where your vote is weighted by post-count! Or maybe by the natural log of your postcount to make it less skewed... oh, what the hell am I saying, I have the 4th highest count here, let's make it e^postcount!