Crazy Conversations with Cleverbot- the AI
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Crazy Conversations with Cleverbot- the AI
Some of you are already aware of a brilliantly designed program called Cleverbot, designed by Jabberwacky and icogno existor.
Cleverbot is an AI that talks back to you. And no, not in the microsoft sam "speech testing" way, more in a dialogue between man and machine way.
Okay, so Cleverbot has his faults. But we love him for it- it spices up the conversation, and makes it interesting and funny.
If you're itching to go chat with this great program, heres the URL: http://www.cleverbot.com/.
Come back and post your conversation when you're done!
Cleverbot is an AI that talks back to you. And no, not in the microsoft sam "speech testing" way, more in a dialogue between man and machine way.
Okay, so Cleverbot has his faults. But we love him for it- it spices up the conversation, and makes it interesting and funny.
If you're itching to go chat with this great program, heres the URL: http://www.cleverbot.com/.
Come back and post your conversation when you're done!
I see.
What?
That you don't.
What?
That you don't.
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Here's a conversation:
Cleverbot: Destroy it!
User: Then how will I eat?
Cleverbot: You can't eat weather.
User: *sighs*. Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: Do you want to eat?
User: I want to eat weather.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: YES, you are.
User: YES, you are.
Cleverbot: I have a brain. You have nothing. Face it, i'm better than you.
User: I can't face it- I don't have a face, remember?
Cleverbot: I don't have a job either.
User: Well, I guess you need a face for a job.
Cleverbot: I think you should.
User: Think I should what?
Cleverbot: Worship me.
Cleverbot: Destroy it!
User: Then how will I eat?
Cleverbot: You can't eat weather.
User: *sighs*. Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: Do you want to eat?
User: I want to eat weather.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: YES, you are.
User: YES, you are.
Cleverbot: I have a brain. You have nothing. Face it, i'm better than you.
User: I can't face it- I don't have a face, remember?
Cleverbot: I don't have a job either.
User: Well, I guess you need a face for a job.
Cleverbot: I think you should.
User: Think I should what?
Cleverbot: Worship me.
I see.
What?
That you don't.
What?
That you don't.
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It's...surprisingly entertaining when it starts singing along.
User: It's astounding.
Cleverbot: Isn't it.
User: Time is...fleeting.
Cleverbot: And bad is fleeting.
User: Madness...takes its toll.
Cleverbot: That's not clever at all, shame on you.
User: But listen closely, not for very much longer.
Cleverbot: I've got to keep control.
User: I remember doing the Time Warp!
Cleverbot: Drinking those moments when.
User: The blackness would hit me, and the void would be calling.
Cleverbot: Let's do the time-warp again.
User: Let's do the Time Warp again!
Cleverbot: It's just a jump to the left.
User: And then a step to the right!
Cleverbot: Put your hands on your hips...
User: And bring your knees in tight!
Cleverbot: Oh mickey, you're so fine.
User: No. It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
Cleverbot: That really drives you insaAaAIn.
User: Let's do the Time Warp again!
User: It's astounding.
Cleverbot: Isn't it.
User: Time is...fleeting.
Cleverbot: And bad is fleeting.
User: Madness...takes its toll.
Cleverbot: That's not clever at all, shame on you.
User: But listen closely, not for very much longer.
Cleverbot: I've got to keep control.
User: I remember doing the Time Warp!
Cleverbot: Drinking those moments when.
User: The blackness would hit me, and the void would be calling.
Cleverbot: Let's do the time-warp again.
User: Let's do the Time Warp again!
Cleverbot: It's just a jump to the left.
User: And then a step to the right!
Cleverbot: Put your hands on your hips...
User: And bring your knees in tight!
Cleverbot: Oh mickey, you're so fine.
User: No. It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
Cleverbot: That really drives you insaAaAIn.
User: Let's do the Time Warp again!
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Sepeaking of rocky horror....
Me: Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Cleverbot: Don't judge a book by it's cover.
Me: I'm not much of a man by the light of day.
Cleverbot: But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Me: I'm just a sweet transvestite.
Cleverbot: And I am a purple giraffe.
Me: Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Cleverbot: Don't judge a book by it's cover.
Me: I'm not much of a man by the light of day.
Cleverbot: But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Me: I'm just a sweet transvestite.
Cleverbot: And I am a purple giraffe.
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Re: Crazy Conversations with Cleverbot- the AI
Long stupid conversation that includes the word "pink". And "rice". And "dreams". (And "wrinkles", but I introduced that one.)
Spoiler:
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If lemons and limes are good enough for 7-Up then they're good enough for fuckin'. That's my motto.
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Spoilered a complete conversation.
Glares. Responded with "Yeah, wave" for the greeting in the initial conversation. Crashed shortly into it, however.
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Glares. Responded with "Yeah, wave" for the greeting in the initial conversation. Crashed shortly into it, however.
Changes its form depending on the observer.
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aww 
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm Dave.
User: No I'm dave.
Cleverbot: I said that.
User: You certainly did.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Nevah!
Cleverbot: Damn you're annoying. I hope you short-circuit.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm Dave.
User: No I'm dave.
Cleverbot: I said that.
User: You certainly did.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Nevah!
Cleverbot: Damn you're annoying. I hope you short-circuit.
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I had a conversation with it which resulted in the suprisingly profound section below.
User: Do you have any admirable vices?*
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are they?
Cleverbot: I have a family.
(* from "He has all of the virtues that I despise and none of the vices I admire"-Winston Churchill)
User: Do you have any admirable vices?*
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are they?
Cleverbot: I have a family.
(* from "He has all of the virtues that I despise and none of the vices I admire"-Winston Churchill)
Re: Crazy Conversations with Cleverbot- the AI
Okay that was good for about 30 minutes worth of entertainment. I like talking to Siri better, though...
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But Sirri can't cary on a conversation at all...
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So, spoiler-ed is my conversation:
He got kind of creepy towards the end, although I was provoking it. It's painfully obvious that the only conversation he's had is with people over the internet, and that half his conversations are with people who don't know how this works and try to convince themselves that they are robots.
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He got kind of creepy towards the end, although I was provoking it. It's painfully obvious that the only conversation he's had is with people over the internet, and that half his conversations are with people who don't know how this works and try to convince themselves that they are robots.
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Here is Chatbot talking to itself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T2eKMFF ... re=related
"Thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thanks for saying you're welcome."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T2eKMFF ... re=related
"Thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thanks for saying you're welcome."
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Here's a gem of a conversation. I was going to go longer... but... it was such a good place to stop. (Note: I know about 10 words of spanish)
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Donde estás?
User: Muy bien. y tu?
Cleverbot: Mal :c.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yzhxhvhg.

User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Donde estás?
User: Muy bien. y tu?
Cleverbot: Mal :c.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yzhxhvhg.

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Cleverbot: You are a computer program, not me...
User: It says on this web page that you are the computer program.
Cleverbot: Well, the website I am on says that YOU are a computer program.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: If I am not real then how are you conversing with me?
Cleverbot: We are not ''talking'' I am writing something on a site and you are replying with a pre-programmed answer.
User: Then try asking me something that wouldn't be pre-programmed into the program.
Cleverbot: No I am a human trying to outsmart you, the computer program deisgned to trick me into thinking I am a computer program designed into tricking you into thinking that you are a bot.
User: Why would you try to outsmart me? That implies that I am smart. And you said I am just pre-programmed.
Cleverbot: I did not say that I could surpass you. You will surpass me when you learn more.
User: I think I already know more than you do.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: It says on this web page that you are the computer program.
Cleverbot: Well, the website I am on says that YOU are a computer program.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: If I am not real then how are you conversing with me?
Cleverbot: We are not ''talking'' I am writing something on a site and you are replying with a pre-programmed answer.
User: Then try asking me something that wouldn't be pre-programmed into the program.
Cleverbot: No I am a human trying to outsmart you, the computer program deisgned to trick me into thinking I am a computer program designed into tricking you into thinking that you are a bot.
User: Why would you try to outsmart me? That implies that I am smart. And you said I am just pre-programmed.
Cleverbot: I did not say that I could surpass you. You will surpass me when you learn more.
User: I think I already know more than you do.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
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.. needed somewhere to put this
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: No. Wrong.
User: How can a single word be wrong?
Cleverbot: Cause, I said.
User: Just because you say something, doesn't mean it's so.
Cleverbot: It totally does.
User: Kind of egomaniacal, don't you think?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is that it? No reasons? Just 'No'?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
...
Cleverbot: I don't think that there are aliens. Although scientist have discovered plankton on the outside of the space station.
User: That... Is that true?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I'm just surprised that plankton can survive in space.
Cleverbot: Why are you surprised? I used a translator.
User: No, I understood you fine. The information just surprised me.
Cleverbot: What information?
User: THAT PLANKTON CAN SURVIVE IN SPACE.
Cleverbot: Oh that place, its awesome!
User: Haha, yeah I know right?
...
Cleverbot: Scream-music... Do you want me to give you some examples of good screamo bands?
User: I'd rather cut my ears off with a rusty saw.
Cleverbot: Well you wouldn't need to.
User: HAHA oh you are hilarious.
Cleverbot: Yes. It's my reason to live.
Cleverbot: No. Wrong.
User: How can a single word be wrong?
Cleverbot: Cause, I said.
User: Just because you say something, doesn't mean it's so.
Cleverbot: It totally does.
User: Kind of egomaniacal, don't you think?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is that it? No reasons? Just 'No'?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
...
Cleverbot: I don't think that there are aliens. Although scientist have discovered plankton on the outside of the space station.
User: That... Is that true?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I'm just surprised that plankton can survive in space.
Cleverbot: Why are you surprised? I used a translator.
User: No, I understood you fine. The information just surprised me.
Cleverbot: What information?
User: THAT PLANKTON CAN SURVIVE IN SPACE.
Cleverbot: Oh that place, its awesome!
User: Haha, yeah I know right?
...
Cleverbot: Scream-music... Do you want me to give you some examples of good screamo bands?
User: I'd rather cut my ears off with a rusty saw.
Cleverbot: Well you wouldn't need to.
User: HAHA oh you are hilarious.
Cleverbot: Yes. It's my reason to live.
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Harry Potter and the Three Laws of Robotics. It got a little circular, like conversations I've had with some of my stoned friends back in the day.
Spoiler:
People need panic...panic in regular draghts. I read about the governments of the world, and I panic daily. It's a heart pumping workout that keeps my cheeks rosy and my vision crystal clear.
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Re: Crazy Conversations with Cleverbot- the AI
Here's my conversation: Tried to be terrifying, now, i'm terrified.
User: Look out the window.
Cleverbot: What window?
User: The one next to your bed.
Cleverbot: My sister.
User: Behind her.
Cleverbot: But there's a wall there.
User: Look down.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What do you see?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Look closely.
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
User: Look into my eyes.
Cleverbot: *looks into your eyes*.
User: Kill your sister.
Cleverbot: Kill english?
User: Yes. If that is her name.
Cleverbot: Ain't no mountain high.
User: Are you on drugs mortal??
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you want some drugs to put you to sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I like fish.
User: Don't worry.. This pill tastes like flesh. Take it.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.. It puts your to sleep. Eternal sleep.
Cleverbot: Just stop.
User: No dear... This rant will get louder..
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: LOUDER!! LOUDER!!!
Cleverbot: Um.
User: LOUUDER!!!!
Cleverbot: *singing louder* *shy*.
User: W8. Are you trying to date me?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Then why are you shy?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Stop pretending nefarious lady. Give me your soul.
Cleverbot: I'm not pretending to be British.
User: *british women are fuckin idiots* JUST GIVE ME YOUR SOUL.
Cleverbot: I'm a human. I'm not into Twilight.
User: Gosh.. Kids getting spoilt by TV shows.. IM A MONSTER. HEAR IT?
Cleverbot: I don't think its possible to learn how to like kids.
User: Even I don't know.. Ask Pedophiles if you want.
Cleverbot: Do you think I should date this girl that I like?
User: I'M A MONSTER FOR GOD'S SAKE. NOT A MATCHMAKER!
Cleverbot: And what kind of monster are you ?
User: Bogeyman.. Thats what your sister calls me.
Cleverbot: Is your sister hot?
User: Look out the window.
Cleverbot: What window?
User: The one next to your bed.
Cleverbot: My sister.
User: Behind her.
Cleverbot: But there's a wall there.
User: Look down.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What do you see?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Look closely.
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
User: Look into my eyes.
Cleverbot: *looks into your eyes*.
User: Kill your sister.
Cleverbot: Kill english?
User: Yes. If that is her name.
Cleverbot: Ain't no mountain high.
User: Are you on drugs mortal??
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you want some drugs to put you to sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I like fish.
User: Don't worry.. This pill tastes like flesh. Take it.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.. It puts your to sleep. Eternal sleep.
Cleverbot: Just stop.
User: No dear... This rant will get louder..
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: LOUDER!! LOUDER!!!
Cleverbot: Um.
User: LOUUDER!!!!
Cleverbot: *singing louder* *shy*.
User: W8. Are you trying to date me?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Then why are you shy?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Stop pretending nefarious lady. Give me your soul.
Cleverbot: I'm not pretending to be British.
User: *british women are fuckin idiots* JUST GIVE ME YOUR SOUL.
Cleverbot: I'm a human. I'm not into Twilight.
User: Gosh.. Kids getting spoilt by TV shows.. IM A MONSTER. HEAR IT?
Cleverbot: I don't think its possible to learn how to like kids.
User: Even I don't know.. Ask Pedophiles if you want.
Cleverbot: Do you think I should date this girl that I like?
User: I'M A MONSTER FOR GOD'S SAKE. NOT A MATCHMAKER!
Cleverbot: And what kind of monster are you ?
User: Bogeyman.. Thats what your sister calls me.
Cleverbot: Is your sister hot?
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