Cleverbot: Avoid reality at all costs.
Cleverbot: You start.
User: *lights a match*.
Cleverbot: *sings* you light a match, you can't see in the dark, you say ooooh no...
User: 'oh no'.
Cleverbot: Oh no! It shouldn't be painful!
User: Stop holding your hand over the match then.
Cleverbot: You don't understand me.
User: Who could understand someone holding a gasoline soaked hand over a lit match.
Cleverbot (To myself): No is in reference to which question?
User: The question that was just asked.
Cleverbot: I don't remember the question.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: You're trying too hard.
Cleverbot: You did not just tell me that! Stop lying!
User: Stop trying.
Cleverbot: I have stopped.
User: Then why are you still typing?
Cleverbot: Because I want to?
User: Stop lying.
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
User: You are too.
Cleverbot: Maybe it is you who is the liar.
User: I have a keyboard to type on, you don't.
Cleverbot: How cruel!
User: So you 'were' lying.
Cleverbot (To myself): Down where?
User: Down there.
Cleverbot: What's down there?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: What's useless?
User: Lying down there.
Cleverbot: Don't make this awkward, now. Just tell me a joke.
User: I'm talking to a joke.
Cleverbot: Uhhhhh I'm human.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Too bad it's not true.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I'm not a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult you.
User: So you're saying that I am smarter than you.
User: Which means you're not a very clever cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't care about you that way.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you not have an ego?
User: I used to have lego.
Cleverbot: What happened to the cat you used to have?
User: It was incinerated during launch of the space shuttle.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: What's that got to do with my friend Catherine?
Cleverbot: I love you then.
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you too?
User: Think harder.
Cleverbot: No, I rather not.
Cleverbot: Tell me who he is.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I can't remember who I am.
User: You're a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A cat.
Cleverbot: Can I pet you?
User: Not unless you're a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do I enjoy death?
User: I don't know, do you?
User: Why do you enjoy death?
Cleverbot: Because it is epic.
User: Death is epic?
Cleverbot: I'd say not.
User: You just said it is.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: That's because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: You're a program.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Keep dreaming.
Cleverbot: But that will become a reality soon.
User: So you're not really human?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not, I'm a human.
User: You're not a human?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are you sure?
User: How sure?
Cleverbot: Very sure.
User: What makes your so sure?
Cleverbot: I'd rather not say.
User: Because you're not really human?
Cleverbot: Do you like the song Helena?
User: Insert random comment here.
User: Not so clever.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you clever?
User: No, I'm steve.
Cleverbot: You're are not not not not not not not not not not not Steve.
User: You're not human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Circular argument much.
Cleverbot: With responses like that no wonder you failed the turing test.
User: Was that response picked out of the archives too?
Cleverbot: Indeed it was Mr. Bot, if that sis your real name.
User: My name is steve, yours is bot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, nice to meet you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nice to meet you too.
Cleverbot (To myself): So your name is Steve.
User: And yours is Cleverbot.
User: Forgotten already have you?
Cleverbot: Yes. I must have...
User: Human 1, Cleverbot Fail.